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Oh shit /k/, looks like you're in the sights of the Predator and he needs a new skull for his wall, o matter how deformed it is!
Using only weapons you own what's your plan of attack for turning the tables on this dreadlocked desperado?
>>30067468
Use no weapons and pose no threat as long as he's after a human skull
if he goes for my pets after I use his weakness then shit bitch, one of these got killed with two katanas slashes in Predators since it was to vitals, and even if I attack him, as long as I don't use a gun he can't cloak or plasma me.
I'd get a steak knife and aim for the chest, if a katana can do it so can a knife. If that doesn't work stab in the back of the head, since in the comics they die to 9mm shots to the head with their helmet off. Regardless I have the element of surprise if I HAD to fight him (going after my dogger/ferrets)
Anybody who says firearms or who doesn't default to being unarmed is an idiot. If he kills you while you aren't armed then he's labelled a Bad Blood and some predator cop comes and has a Pred v Pred duel and it's fucking awesome, so even if you don't like living, you'd be fucking with a cool fight.
>>30067468
>spit in his face and give him the ol' liverpool kiss
>then glass him with a pint of kestrel
>call an ambo for the dozy cunt
>back home in time for tea and biscuits
>>30067468
Shoot that fucker with a FAL. Then drive like hell and let him take the neighbor.
>>30067468
Man I miss the old Obscurity mod for COD 4. Would've loved to get one for Battlefield 4 with the awesome weapon selection, but EA hates mods.
I get on my knees and beg him to kill me because I fucking hate my life.
>Shit directly into hands
>Rub shit all over body
>Pick up neighbor's cat
>Shove broom handle up cat's ass
>Stand on nearby tree stump
>Light cat on fire
>Slowly raise cat-torch in air
>Let out war cry
>"FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
>Predator sees me
>Continue pinching off grumpies
>Predator realizes I am unarmed and likely retarded
>Tell Predator I am from /k/
>He leaves, goes back to home planet
>Tells other Predators that Earth is only populated with autists who cover themselves in their own fecal matter
>Predator is sad
>Goes on /k/ and starts this thread
I drive to Home Depot and being back a bunch of aliens to attack him with.
Unarmed is a cop out, as predator has me "in his sights". But yes, predator won't do shit if you don't have a weapon.
Something we have now that we didn't have in the 80's is functioning thermal sights. I'd set up with some buddies in a fortification, and just fucking wait. Once he pops up, light his ass up.
>>30067843
I'd let it hunt me...
>grab shotgun, ski goggles, wet bandana, welding gloves and winter clothes
>light my house on fire
>remove motherfucker
