What's your range name, /k/?
>>30059297
spectre
INB4 cringey.
A 5 year old with cancer gave me the name. I kept it to honor his memory
>>30059297
The same as my restaurant, movie theater, work, home and bowling name. Here's a hint - it's my name.
>>30059297
Dogmeat
>>30059306
>A 5 year old with cancer gave me the name.
LOL
Bull-fucking-shit. You're a pimple faced teen with childish fantasies.
>>30059297
Whiskey tactical noodle doodle din do nutnfancy response.
>>30059320
if you say so
"predator"
Its due to the fact that I wear a predator mask and all my ar15s have three lasers.
"human". It's just me and the squirrels.
>>30059297
Two-eyed Willy.
I use my muslim name
Hassan't bin Laïd
>>30059297
Tactical AIDS
>>30059297
Bulls-eye Brian
My buddies like to call me "Wildman" because I have long hair and a long beard and am I pretty big guy (for you) so I look pretty intimidating.
I'm not autistic about being called by that nickname or anything though, I just let people know I also go by Wildman when I meet them and if they want to call me that it's fine. I don't bring it up after that if they decide to just call me by my actual name.
the guys at my local range just call me that guy.
k meetup i go by hey you.
in the backyard the wife calls me dinner.
>>30059344
Well how bout' you tell us the story then?
>inb4 no response
my range nickname is Joker because I laugh a lot and always hit my victim (target)
and I always leave a joker playing card when im done, to kinda let the newbies know that I was there.
The guys at my local range call me faggot nigger
Because I am a nigger faggot
>>30059397
Close to the most autistic thing I've heard today.
>>30059399
I heard what you said
>>30059297
Greg. My name isn't even Greg...
The wind calls me "Wsssshwhhssshh" at least that's what I hear when I'm by myself in the desert
:_;
>>30059397
Kek
>>30059357
Kek
>>30059405
I know this feel..
>>30059399
hey that's pretty good
>>30059297
Joker. I leave a joker card on my bench everytime I leave and let out a maniacal laugh...
>>30059297
kid, son, sport, ect.
Im 20 but my face hasn't changed since 15. doesn't matter that i'm 6'5
pic related
>>30059455
That haircut is too attractive for your butter face
>>30059455
Get 31 and kek when they card you for cigarettes.
What?????
>>30059512
yea the current struggle is for bars, no one is believing my fake. only a few months till i don't need it though.
>>30059488
aww u like my hair anon
People at the range call me Sir, because I am the RO there. Otherwise Bob is enough.
>mfw everyone fucking calls me "Bubba"
>>30059531
any stories as an RO?
>>30059530
I used a fake ID as a young Buck. But when the bitch made me walk out to my car to grab my ID I was pretty pissed.
>>30059556
Owe shit I landed 556 as post number.
Wanted that for years. Recognize.
>>30059362
fucking dead
>>30059539
Yeah my Uncle was a PMO and saw a kid blow his brains out on a firing line. Claimed he didn't see it. Less paperwork.
>>30059396
whoa look no response
>>30059539
Nothing fancy as our range is divided to two parts. Pistol and 100 yards are open for everyone and then there is few more longer lanes for range members and I usually watch the range member lanes.
But the usual, spics with families black or white wannabe gangsters are the most common unusual groups that come here. Otherwise it is fudds and local SWAT that inhabits range member lanes.
>>30059630
I always hear the stereotype of beaners with families, but i have never seen it. I'm not doubting it happens but where does this happen.
>>30059411
Considering how many autistic, cringy fucks I see at the range at any given time, I envy you man.
Must be nice to have a fucking desert.
Also, to contribute to the thread, a few folks I semi-know have taken to calling me Rusty.
Had my arm almost totally crushed in an accident, came back to the range and couldn't shoot for shit. Few guys asked if I was having troubles, said I was just rusty.
The name stuck, but I can finally fucking shoot straight again.
>>30059443
What are you fucking gay?
>>30059651
Arizona. But most cases are harmless, because we are slightly more expensive than the other range within reasonable distance.
>>30059690
Jesus, how your arm was crushed?
>>30059396
>>30059618
>giving yourself a (You)
I heard you wanted a response, so here's a (You)
>>30059297
"Hey man" or "sir".. I don't generally go to the ranges in this area very often and when I do, its not when there are other people. Kinda lucky in that respect I guess... When I'm out at my place with my pistol or 12gauge, my neighbors goat bleats at me. I usually yell "FUCK OFF, BILLY!!!" before firing at whatever im using as a target (last week, it was my broken coffeemaker)
>>30059718
Got hit by a car as I attempted to dive/run out of it's way. Drunk driver hits a car, spins and hits me.
Basically Car>Arm>Wall. I'm disgustingly lucky to still have it attached. It'll never function the same, but shit, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .
>>30059297
Matt.
Because my name is fucking Matt.
>Going shooting with autists.
>>30059297
gay
>going to a range
It fills me with anger knowing that the majority of /k/ uses their weapons for nothing more than some commie indoor range
When I do go to a range to sight my shit in, I dont have a name because I never see anyone person twice, but I bet they all think im fucking weird because I wear all black idk
>>30059767
hello Matt
>>30059779
>live in key west
>only one range
s-sorry anon
>Blondie
I'm blond.
Husky, cause I usually bring my fursuit. :3
>>30059752
>¯\_(ツ)_
>>30059779
nah yea this thread has had some tism gems, but this one takes the cake simply for its subtlety
>>30059790
Hello.
>>30059297
Bwah, I need to hurry and get a Satori cosplay made so I can wear it to the range and live up to my name.
>>30059531
About once every 1-2 months I do instruction and safety qualifications for pistol with newbies getting their licence (Australia).
Its not the craziest or most dangerous shit I've ever done, but its not good for my nerves sometimes :(
>>30059297
"I said the range is cold you fucking idiot, stop shooting!!"
That tall guy over there.
>>30059846
Blondeboi here too.
Does your hair turn green in chlorinated pools?
My hair gets lighter in the summer right until i shave it off then my nickname isnt "blondie" anymore, its skinhead.
>>30059297
tactical skeleton
>>30059779
Totally agree.
Idahobro here. Always go out into the desert to do my shooting and even my zeroing in. Never once have I been to a range.
>>30059306
dont listen to the other fogey, as someone who just finished cancer treatment for AML leukimia and on behalf of the alliance carcinogenic /k/omrades I allow you to use the range name spectre (all be it cringey as fuck)
My army buddies used to call me "xx420noscopeblazeitxx" and so I've just kinda stuck with it.
>>30059556
>>30059576
WITNESSED.
You're welcome.
>>30059455
I would let you do dirty things to me.
Full homo
Hombre, pablo, senior, compadre, cabron, ect
I looks like a beaner.
>>30060022
pinche mujado punto
Buenos dias!
>>30059297
MeowKitty
>>30059297
"Get outta here before I call the police".
Little king trash mouth
Moon man.
Tom
Because my name is Thomas
>>30060272
That's a mouthful
>>30059297
Power Ranger since I always bring lots of batteries. I always have batteries.
50 anus pete.
My name is pete and i have 50 anuses.
>>30060307
I'm called "a hole in one" because I only have one.
>>30059534
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear
>>30059316
This, since when are range names acceptable? It just sound cringey and beta.
>>30059297
>That asshole who magdumps his AK at the indoor
>>30059297
>that weird guy
i don't like talking to people. i see them a few times every week since years, tho.
>>30059297
Cuntox
OP is a massive trip fag. Pic Related, OP and his dad growing up.
>>30059297
Neck Beard
>>30059297
Mr obrez, they pronounce it O breeze
>>30059696
What are you a fucking fag?
>>30059884
Wholehearted kek
>>30060788
>o breezy
>>30060828
It's cause I have a m91/59
That sounds dumb as hell. i'm sure glad i shoot on private land.
That said, my friends call me Sasquatch because i'm taller than them and i'm always innawoods.
>>30059297
"Hey you there"
>>30059297
"That faggot kid with the SCAR".
Pyle, cause I'm fat and I wanna kill myself every time I go
>that merchant nose on the sperg in the middle
THE NOSE LITERALLY ALWAYS KNOWS
"GET THAT GUN POINTED DOWN RANGE"
>>30059411
CAUSE I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME
Breathing onahole
>>30059297
ur mom lol
>>30060249
POINT
GUN
FORWARDS
AT
ALL
TIMES
>>30060776
you're cringy as fuck
>>30060937
In the Army we simply said keep your weapon pointed up and down range.
I train with a group and my call sign or range name is ugly. Cringe or not to train with a group I really enjoy it so fuck you.
>>30059392
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>30059906
In which exclusively 2hu Range do yougo to?
>>30059297
John, because my real name is too cool for Range neckbeards
>>30060961
I sincerely hope you are getting decent training and not some paintball bullshit where people think concealment equals cover.
"Boots on the ground. Lean forward in the foxhole."
SFC Norris. 11B4P
>>30059297
I don't have a "range name" but I have a few nicknames between my old and present units.
>Whopper Junior
>John Wayne
>Pinch
>Bamber
>Cainer
They call me the mayor, cuz I spend all my days there
>>30059397
good pasta
>>30059318
Marcus?
>>30059320
I'll take that's a load of bullshit for 500 dave
"The Asian Guy" by newbs. I'm the only Asian @ my range... True but they call me by my last name usually.
>>30059384
Mount Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest
>Paying to shoot at a range
>>30060776
this sounds like a really shitty comic. doublemint dave and his sidekick mark the mint man.
>>30060899
FELT GOOD TO BE OUT OF THE RAIN
>>30061531
IN THE DESERT
>>30061576
CHAKA KHAN!
>>30059297
Clock Tower.
>>30060264
Moon Man, Moon Man, black lives matter!
>>30061583
All along the watch tower.
>>30059402
hey look you guys, a newfag!
>>30060254
Are you a raccoon?
>>30059297
They usually call me Ben. That's because my range is my parents's house.
They call me... Tater Salad.
>>30061678
me on the left.
>>30059297
>Have bushy beard
>wear shooting glasses
>Swat buddy asks me to wear his helmet one day
Get called operator zero.
Truth is, I've grown chubby in the last few years, so I would prefer
Fat Macnamara
>>30059297
Kringee
>>30061739
this is my son tater tot
>>30061773
damn you thats golden
>>30060254
Aww I call my girlfriend that.
Tfw you have thousands of acres to operate in.
I'm the chef
The gunsmith at my favorite range calls my brother and I "The Nagant Boys"
My brother is rather popular due to his cut down Mosin with an 18" barrel
>>30059455
>20
>think your no longer a kid
Most all old people view you as a kid at 20
>>30059297
Martin Bryant.
Because I may be a retard, but I can shoot straight.
>>30059297
>Power bottom
I won a free in home massage from work and a couple of friends came over and saw a man over me with my shirt off and started taking about it at the range
>>30059306
still can't believe this dude got off so easily
my range name is "gun raiden" because i'm a cyborg ninja but i use guns
Fudd Supreme
M.C. Fudd
>>30059297
>Homer Simpson
My extreme alcoholism led to a distended "gut" do to cirrhosis of the liver and a jaundiced, yellow complexion.
Basically I look and drink like Homer Simpson.
>>30059297
Chuck Krackers
>>30059297
Jeff
>>30059297
ND McGee
>>30060249
what is this the shooting range version of surgeon simulator?
I just go by J whenever I'm with strangers
>>30059297
My trip.
>>30060249
what is this?
>>30059297
Rape & Pillage. Don't ask me how I got it.
>>30062090
But that's like the biggest oxymoron of any name blend out there!
No raiden in any media ever used guns!
U-unless you take earlier raiden from before he turned into a cyborg post mgs2
>>30059392
I laughed anon don't you worry
>>30059362
oh fuck I kekd
>>30059747
Eat it
>>30059297
> Stick Man
The only person I'd call a friend in the Army was 'Witch Hunter'.
>>30059392
Gold.
>>30059297
"Longshot" because I can pee the farthest
I have a few range names like
>"YOU FUCKING IDIOT THE RANGE IS NOT CLEARED HOT!"
>"IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN I'M THROWING YOU OUTTA HERE!"
>"POLICE YOUR FUCKING BRASS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
>"THAT IT GET THE FUCK OFF MY RANGE!" (wow what an egotistical asshole, he doesn't own the range!)
The same guy in some professional looking polo shirt and sunglasses keeps calling me these. I guess that works, right?
>>30063870
one of those VR games
>prettyboy
It's a nickname I've been given everywhere (school, work etc)
>>30059297
"moneybags" cuz i like hk shit
and those dumb shitsharks have double barreled 1911s there for 5 grand, whose the shitshark now fuck faces reeeeeeeeee
>>30064110
it's because you're either so flamboyantly gay, Every man wants to fuck you. or you're actually hideous.
>>30064283
For most of my life I was very feminine almost trap teir
>>30059455
some of you guys are alright, dont go to the polls tomorrow.
>>30060855
WHAT THE FUCK! DON'T KEY MY CAR
>>30065697
YOU WANT TO TAKE ME TO A BAR?
BRO, I DON'T ROLL THAT WAY.
>>30059306
I'm a liar too anon
Mi Name Es No Importante
My range name is "what are you doing".
Sometimes the call me "stop that" and "what the fuck?"
Short-Round
>OKEY DOKE DOCTA JONES HOLD ON TO YOUR POTATOES
>>30065885
"SO I DON"T TROLL THE GAYS"?
>>30059384
>not autistic
>just let people know I also go by Wildman
Usually premature or flinch.
>>30059455
Fucking ted cruze up invthis piece
GN4 is my callsigh
>>30059318
If I ever encounter you, I'll be giving you iguana on a stick.
>>30059297
Bill. Or dick breath.
>>30063870
>>30060249
>>30063608
Hotdogs, horseshoes and hand grenades.
its a VR game so dont get it unless you have one
>>30059297
coldsteel
me and my friends are all named after dangerous animals LOL. Mines pit viper. Im not MIL or anything in case your were wondering, we just like using call signs.
the one man shoah
>>30059297
Shadow
>>30059306
Pretty sure he was referring to himself :^)
>>30059297
not a range name, but in the military I was called Swiper.
As in from Dora the Explorer.
I had to say, "Aw, man!" Every time someone yelled to me, "Swiper no Swiping"
And that's why you always double check your gloves before you tell the PLT SGT to fuck off because they're obviously yours.
>>30066969
you should probably be named after the greatest threat to yourself, I'm thinking something like Cheese Burger or doughnut. get it it's because you're fat and will most likely die soon from something related to your weight.
I don't have a range name because I'm not a cringy LARPer and I only go to an established range about 5 times a year.
>>30059297
roy
Thunderbrick. This was because I had hard constipation one day and it hit the bowl with such force the sound rattled the portable outhouse enough to make the range officer think it was thundering and tried to tell everyone to get off the range.
>>30067098
The abbreviation for platoon sergeant is PSG, you rotten civilian.
>>30059297
Stormtrooper
>>30059297
The savage wombat.
It has a name but I don't like saying the name since it's so few of us that are members there.
>>30069295
There's more countries than the United States mate
Please stop pronouncing Lieutenant wrong you piece of shit
>>30070625
You seem to have gained an incorrect impression. The United States of America is all that counts.
>>30059297
Soul Reaper
>>30059297
Kooter
Tropical Anus Expander
Is having a range name actually a common thing? Or is it just popular among autistic /k/ommandos?
>>30071005
Nasty Scrotum Smasher
>>30071005
Nasty titlover.
I'm okay with this.
Alex.
Because my legal name is Alex.
>>30071018
It's a joke, you fucking moron.
>>30059297
Ivan the nugget man
>>30071005
>MFW Long Dick Massacre
I don't have a special tacticool name when I shoot, but the place I usually shoot is called "Diablo Canyon" if that counts
Dank Ogre Expander. Yay?
>>30071005
Erect Ballsack Massacre
>>30071005
Long Ballsack Man
>>30071005
Kinky Dongman
>>30059362
hahahahahahaha
bretty gud/11
>>30070640
>only usa matters
>posts a canadian
Cucked again eh yank?
>>30059297
Magoo
>>30059297
That fucker!
Because I steal other people's brass.
>>30071005
Fucking Penis Fucker.
>>30062088
>you won a free in home massage!
Yeah someone got me with that one too when i was younger, anon
Some guy literally just wanted to put his hands all over your body and used that as a pick up line for his gay erotic massage bullshit
>>30060899
>gta san andreas flash backs
gotta go boot it up senpai
>>30071005
Titanic Cunt Fucker
>>30071005
Disgusting Goggy Sauce Smasher
>>30059306
At least he already had cancer, or your autism would have given him cancer.
You're a fcking faggot.
>>30071005
Kinky Ballsack Expander
Better than my usual, which would just be my PS4 gamertag
>>30071005
Legendary Tit Sucker
>>30059297
>Double mint Dave
>>30071005
Dangly penis smasher
My range name is the Stinky Chinky. I'm Chinese and I farted while shooting a few times.
>>30071005
dangly banana massacre
>>30059297
The one eyed fucker.
>>30059297
cancer
INB4 spectre
A 5 year old with cringey gave me the name. I kept it to honor his memory
>>30071005
legendary anus blaster
Jiggaboo Daniel
"That fucking weeb with the patches"
>>30059455
>23
>babyfaced
>most people think I'm 15
>grow a full beard
>literally never get carded anymore
Sheeeit.
The Ass Man
>>30071005
Disgusting Tit God
john
my name is james
>>30071005
Tropical Banana Massacre
>>30071005
Roooolll
>>30076850
I'm fucking retarded
>>30059362
nice
>>30059297
>range name
Steve, because I'm a grown ass man and not an autistic teenager with silly nicknames who plays dress up and uses guns like toys.
>>30077465
Roger that "Steve." Catch my six and cover overwatch while Ace and Duke circle side down wind to catch with Boomer, Master Blaster, and Eagel Eye, got it?
>>30059297
"Doc". Med student.
>>30059306
I honestly think if you were lying you wouldn't have said your name is specter because you know how autistic that sounds.
I believe him /k/
>>30059411
>tfw go innadesert for days at a time and simply connect with nature
>tfw I feel that hippy dippy bullshit they always talk about by being one with the desert
>tfw it doesn't matter im still scared of wendingo at night by myself
Miles and miles and miles of shooting land though
Also I'm pretty sure I saw two of you fucks north of Tucson oper8n in full autism gear; plate carriers, bump helmets, MTP pants, the works. Stay off my skinwalker hunting ranch reeeeee
Satchmo
>>30071005
"Top Cunt Fucker"
I WIN.
I'm gonna get that shit tattooed on my face
My range name is nothing personal because I'm fat, have a neck beard and wear a long coat and fedora with cargo shorts year round.
>>30059297
"fat kid"
>>30071005
Dangly Spaghetti Bitch
Fuck my life
>>30071005
long nut weeaboo
>>30059362
Good to see a fellow fan here. I've been changing my name to that every time I play insurgency.
>>30071005
Dangly Ballsack Man
>>30060394
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers
>>30071005
Fucking Banana Smasher
>>30059779
Gee, its like most people on the west live in cities.
What a suprise
>>30059455
Dude I look half your age and I'm 21.
>Get asked if I'm a freshman in high school frequently
>About to get my bachelor's
JUST
At least I'm attractive to the gays.
