My friend is camping and I want to send him shit to spook him
>>30049670
bump
>>30049670
I got nothing, but I have some pictures of ruins that are kind of creepy that I can post to bump until someone else comes along.
>>30049868
Wait, where the fuck did I take that one?
>be 23 years old
>been NEET for three years old
>Lots of time to spy on neighbors
>Notice weird noises at night
>Neighbora dog acts strange
>document its howls for a few weeks
>eventually it came on to my plan
>starts pooping on my mom's yard and walking around it at night
>Hide behind the rose bush one night with my gp100
>see a shadowy figure
>it is walking on two legs and is really hairy
>unload 6 rounds centre mass
>miss with 5
>6th one hits
>kinda blinded with muzzle flash
>hear a wimper
>realize I killed a werewolf but it turned in to my neighbors dog as it died
I stayed up until 7 am digging a hole. I made some holy water with my mom's saint christopher and salted the grave
you wont encounter anything truly evil unless you are deep deep deep innawoods. that is where it lurks. away from the safety of community and where there is nobody to band together and fight it. an entire days hike away from any other human should get you deep enough to realize what a mistake you made.
You get your biggest and/or most preferred weapon that you currently own, with a full magazine of that weapon's ammo.
You run into the monster of your state, or closest to your state.
How fucked are you?
>>30049915
You fucked up. You have to decapitate the head and close the eyes with mercury before tossing it in running water. Now you run the risk of it reanimating under a bloodmoon or shapshifting or possessing a human.Usually in the form of a sherriff. They always like to be sheriffs.
>>30049946
>oh no the dreaded Oklahomo Octopus...
>>30049949
>doing some night fishing on a bright, full moon night at Grand Lake
>have your AR-15 along for the ride in case someone wants to fuck with you
>as you're fishing, you feel the boat suddenly get jolted
>you wonder if you've dragged the boat on riverbottom below
>suddenly feel something touch and prod your side
>you wheel around, and see something quickly slip into the water, a slight shimmering following in its wake
>you grab you AR-15, cycling a round, growing increasingly more frightened
>a sudden slimy appendage prods your left ear
>you turn around again and fire three successive rounds, the echo booming across the lake surface
>all miss the black shadowy formless thing that slipped in a blink of an eye into the depths before you could line up a shot
>>30049946
I literally live 2 minutes away from the Ogeechee river that feeds into the Altamaha and I've legit never heard of that faggot sea dragon.
>>30049946
10mm takes the soul so should work on a little demon
>>30049946
the Pope lick monster with muh nugget, which ironically I live less than 10 minutes away from its hunting ground
>>30049946
Remington 700 7mm rem mag vs. Lake Worth Monster. Never even heard of the dang thing, but of course I'm in Louisiana. So Rougarou vs. 7mm rem mag. I think I'm good. Kinda feel sorry for the poor thing.
Skinwalkers are not real
>>30053240
yea anon they don't, guys. why go out armed they dont even exist i wouldn't even worry about it
>>30049670
the fucking thunderbird, shit would be on me before i could even cycle a round in my AK and even then idk how much it would help even if i saw it first.
>>30049946
Illinoisfag here am I fighting the frogman the park howler or the beast of bray road. Either way I think a couple silver .45 will do unles I'm fighting the frogman then I can't defeat him with a gun, I must go toe to toe with him in a knife fight
>>30053240
So, assuming /k/ got enough fucks together to throw together a hunting party, what kind of stuff would (or better, should, since i hardly believe Dragon Dildos being useful in spook hunting) the various members bring?
>tl;dr: organize a spook hunting party, list pieces of equipment and stuff to bring
>>30053240
They definitely aren't real. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>30049946
>me and my AK, loaded up with Brown Bear soft points
>vs the Mogollon Monster
Fucking gnarly
Call bullshit if you want. It may not have been a skin walker, but it was horrifying all the same.
>be in highschool
>live in Texas on the edge of town.
>lots of mesquite, lots of scrub, lots of cacti and yucca plants
>at the time we basically lived out inna country
>not as developed as it is today
>I lived in the biggest main neighborhood of the area
>had a friend who lived about 2-3ish miles away, if I walked on the main roads to get to his house.
>Only 1 mile if I took the shortcut through a hiking trail that went through some very dense brush, and ended in a grove of very thick trees
>the trees then had an even smaller trail that lead you to a main road, which was only one street from my friend's house.
>one night his parents went out of town
>invited me over to stay the night and be one of the cool kids and sneak a beer...maybe even two!
>I left my house at about 10, told mom where I was going "ok mom love you bye." the whole thing
>then I started off down the trail
>Was pitch black
>which was odd, normally the houses were lit and I could see them in the distance.
>I get about halfway to the trees and start hearing a weird screeching noise
>I can only describe it as scissors cutting a tin can, but really loud
>Assume it's other people on the trail
>get into the treeline and start hearing it louder, but also a weird groaning noise.
>"dafuq?"
>I start jogging to gtfo of there
>Then I hear the noises get even louder, and leaves crunching behind me
>I finally make it out of the trees and climb up onto the main road
>I had to bear crawl up a drainage ditch, one with the cement tunnel under it
>I get atop the road and the noises stop
>I'm prairie dogging, and clenching to keep my fear poops inside
>I get walking
>under the drainage ditch in the tunnel I hear what I swear sounds like a deep voice saying "run run."
I hope, to this day, that it was just other kids fucking with me. Every time I go inna woods weird shit like this happens though. So who knows.
>>30049946
M1 Garand with 30-06 rated for bear. I've dropped plenty of large boar with one shot using it.
>>30053240
sidf get out reeeeee
>>30049946
>Beast of Bray Road
>Not Hodag
Your map is shit. SHIT!
>>30049946
I live in FL and have personally seen the Altamaha-ha, my father and I both saw a small one when we were out fishing in a kayak. They seem curious but shy, it had its head out of the water about 12 inches and was staring at us, and as soon as it saw us notice it it ducked underwater quickly
>>30049946
>Ozark Howler
>m92 Pap
>Full mag of 7.62x39 alternating soft point and fmj.
TIME TO REMOVE HOWLER!
>>30049946
>Winchester Lever-action in 30-30
>Frogman
I'll be fine
>>30049670
Skinwalkers aren't real. I camped once where they said there were skin walkers and haha there not skinwalkers. It was spooky but only for the first half of the night. I do like you. It would be cool to actually see a skinwalker. More people should try to start skinwalker spotting camp trips particularly in the more remote areas of the national parks where there lots of tourists but most of them are too close to populated areas for convenience of seeing the skinwalker. Haha you won't see one anyway but it's fun to look.
>>30054894
That's something a skinwalker would say
>>30054989
Lol you sound rediculous, how would a skinwalker even get an Internet connection? It's not like I could just call Comcast and ask for one.
>>30054084
i am spooped
>>30049946
>be in texas,canada
>shotgun full of 00 buck
>middle of the woods in the dark of the night
>hear something in the bush
>
>
>it's fucking nothing.
>>30054084
More
>>30049946
>Mothman
I shall build a giant bug zapper.
Just read this thread and am in shock, did not expect others on /k/.
Come over to the swurl I'll make a new box and maybe we can organize something.
>>30049946
>my sks vs the Dover Demon
The bayonet gonna get some play
why does no one here buy flir night vision or thermal sights they are the best
http://www.flir.com/hunting-outdoor/content/?id=66928
>>30049946
Thunderbird with my Enfield (I'd take shotgun but you said preferred weapon overall). Well. Fuck me.
>>30055073
>texas, canada
what
>>30054084
Whereat in Texas. From the flora you describe I want to think west or valley. Maybe southern hill country. I'm out here in east, all we have are pine trees and sasquatches.
>>30055193
Same reason we dont buy Maseratis and Blasers.
They're outrageously expensive.
>>30055260
quality anon quality that's what you want anyway why are you guys so scared of monsters not like their real biggest monster you will see in the woods will be me
>>30055298
>*tips fedora*
>>30049946
>Batsquatch
Never heard of such a thing. That map reads like a 5th grader made it.
>>30055328
thank you my reasoning with weapons is don't buy cheap save up take your time you might have to wait an extra few months but always always buy the best quality kit
>>30055354
I was referring to the fact that you said you are the most dangerous thing innawoods
>>30049946
All I need are some tendies and a job application form
>>30049946
>frog man
Pepe?
>>30055332
I bet you haven't even heard of Sheepsquatch! What kind of /k/ryptid /k/iller are you?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IK7C-xQFCMg
>>30049946
None in AB huh? Lame.
>>30053240
That's why I wouldn't worry about it.
>>30049946
im in california, this state is so shit it doesn't even have monsters! although i have a theory that the california government is run by skinwalkers and thats why the laws here are inhumanly stupid, they are trying to disarm us so we cant fight back when they come to eat our flesh
>>30055243
It's a city called Texas that is located in Canada
Those guys that went to the new world didn't show much imagination in naming the new places in case you didn't notice
>>30049946
>literally pepe
The closest spooks to me are the dreaded pavement apes
>>30049946
12 GA and birdshot because Mothman is a Sandhill Crane.
And if It's not...well, 9mm should be enough.
>>30056043
We have em out in the desert.
>>30056386
No one ever believes me when I tell this story but fuck it, this is the scariest thing hat ever happened to me and has haunted me ever since, I legit can't figure out wtf happened.
Be me, out camping innawoods behind my old house, good times until a storm rolls in so I hunker down in my hammock and go to sleep, halfway through the night I wake up with instinct telling me something is wrong, hairs standing up and I know something ain't right. The rain had just stopped and the woods were dead silent until I hear brush snapping behind me. Suddenly a pair of giant hands are on top of my hammock pressing down on the bug netting above my face, feeling it up. I'm fucking scared shitless and it takes all I have to try and reach for my pistol hanging in the holster off the line , but as soon as I moved the hands stopped and I heard this ungodly howling scream that no human could have made. The howl went on for a few seconds, the hands disappeared and something big started crashing through the brush away from me. I can still hear that scream and see those hands crystal clear when I think about it. I thought it over as much as I could and I personally think it was a sasquatch and I was camped out on his hunting trail. I had several weird experiences in the same spot including having rocks thrown at me while hunting.
>>30056150
Top. Fucking. Kek.
>>30049946
>M24/47 Slav Mauser
>Nothing in Tennessee
Gott :DDDD
>>30049670
I hear those faggots from my open windows all the time. Just make a recording that sounds like a goat trying to speak english and set a timer on it.
>>30049670
Injuin police here. Ask me anything
>>30055243
a nickname for alberta due to the oilfield industry the lack of regulations in industry and the slightly less fucked up gunlaws than other provinces.
I have some saved from previous threads so I am going to dump my favourites.
Not really a spooky one
>>30057918
why are your people so ugly?
>>30058001
Because inbreeding
This one is from Europe
>>30058019
why do they have such beautiful land and do nothing with it but sell bs "artifacts"?
>>30058086
Because Navajos can't run shit.
>>30049946
>stuck between Pope Lick monster and FUCKING MOTHMAN
My Saiga can't get here soon enough
>>30058108
well, all my questions have been answered.
thank you, based anon.
>>30049946
Sharlie huh... got no boat so this bitch gets to be laughed at while I walk briskly away before shooting it in the face with a full mag of 7.62x39.
>>30049946
Mosin-Nagant, Ozark Howler.
>bear sized
I'd rather not find out.
>>30049946
What the fuck is the frogman? They should have the dogman on there.
>>30057493
>he doesn't have audio of "those faggots"
>>30058274
It's quite obviously Pepe you fucking simpleton
>>30053998
Nuggets and only nuggets. We will spitroast the skinwalkers and wendigos with our bayonets.
>>30053998
I have a nugget and a Bersa Thunder .380. And a USMC Kabar, which doesn't help much with cryptids.
Wasn't this a thing a few years ago? Joint /k/ and /x/ outings for cryptid hunting? I'd like to see that again.
Suggestions in South-Eastern Missouri or Southern Illinois?
>>30055159
This one's a good one.
>>30049946
I'm waging war on sasquatch with muh wasr
>>30053998
Assuming we had a real lead on a target and the funding to make it happen:
>A large bag of white ash made by burning white ash wood down
>A small jug of holy water
>Other blessed or holy items from various religions/faiths
>At least a few weapons that have for sure tasted human blood
>Mag-fed semi-autos and plenty of nasty ammo
>Spears
>Homemade explosives as well as booby traps
>Barbed/bladed wire
>Shovels
>Axes
>Serious Knives
>Fishing tackle assuming there's a spot for it
>Generator and fuel
>Work lights
>At least an agricultural flamethrower, 6-8 feet of fire is better than 0
>Radios
>FLIR cameras
>Night vision
>Large heavy vehicles
>Plenty of food
>GPS, maps, and other important navigational tools
>Portashitters
>>30057918
Has that shot a spook?
>>30049946
>ctrl-f
>no swamp ape
I have an AR, I'll be okay.
>>30058687
Nah, just nuggets. Spook will never know what the fuck hit it.
>>30058398
>trusting the poorly trained peasant boy who's held a rifle 3 times in his life not to put a bayonet through your shoulder blade
>>30049946
Correct me if I'm wrong but don't skinwalkers tend to hang around ancient Navajo territory? Much of it extended into east AZ, though they avoid areas with thinned/harvested trees (new reservation land oddly enough)
>>30059428
Maybe he should. What if I were a skinwalker pretending to be a /k/ommando?
>>30050406
Because you've never left your shit podunk town. There's a goddamned exhibit of it in Darien, in McIntosh County.
I'm in Fulton County and I've heard of it.
Faggot.
And scratch that podunk part, you're probably a damnyankee nogunz transplant or a commifornian fucknugget transplant.
Fuckin' cuntwaffle douchecanoe.
>>30049882
/spooped/
>>30054511
I've never even heard of the Ozark howler
We just get ayy lmaos over here in western Missouri
>>30059980
No seriously, I don't remember where that is, and I know that area pretty well.
>>30049946
the fuck is a bear lake monster
>Be me.
>Hanging out with GF's brothers.
>Ride out to Pithole City a 19th century oil rush ghost town near Oil City Pennsylvania.
>Night falls
>High as fuck
>Don't want to chance riding home, bust out bivvy sack and bed down on site of old Methodist church near where bike is parked.
>Wake up hours later, all disoriented, don't remember falling asleep, struggle to recall where I even am.
>Eventually it all comes back to me.
>Stumble over to a tree to take a leak.
>pissin, suddenly feel like I'm being watched.
>Look down what was once a street.
>Really dark, see a vaguely humanoid silhouette standing at what was once an intersection maybe 100 feet from where I'm standing.
>At that distance I can't *really* see it when looking straight at it, since the center of the eye is less sensitive than peripheral vision but no doubt it's there.
>Start thinking of where my pistol is, finish pissing, turn to face the thing.
>Shout something to the effect of: "Hey, what's up?"
>Thing turns around and jogs off down the street/hill, quickly fades into the darkness.
>Decide I'm sober enough to ride home now.
Pic is the monument representing the old Methodist church altar. I was sleeping just to the right rear of where the pic was taken.
>>30060198
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Lake_monster
>>30060206
Ever go back?
>>30060220
garbage monster for my garbage state
>>30060224
Not yet, I will eventually.
The closest "Monster" I live by is the Boggy Creek Monster.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Boggy_Creek
>>30060297
Oh that's the movie, here is the actually Fouke Monster page.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fouke_Monster
>>30049946
The Ruby Valley badger people aren't on here?
>>30056748
Oh right, you're one of those retards that doesn't know how to zoom in
>>30061118
>>30049946
Imma need a fucking depth charge for god damn TESSIE!
>>30061129
>>30060266
I've been to oil city several times, why have I not heard of this?
>>30049946
I actually like making and eating squid jerky, so I've always wanted to try my hand at some octopus jerky
thanks Oklahoma, you managed not to fuck up for once
>>30049670
Not really a good stories but only spooky thing that ever happened to me
>be me
>going to meet some of my buddy's
>town I live in is oddly shaped so lots of trails cutting through forest to get to other side of town
>walking down one of Said trails
>just going casually
>about 12 o clock at night
>pitch black
>notice something sitting on the bank
>had antlers
>head looked like a coyotes head
>it sat like a person slave squatting but it's front arms/legs where on ground
>spooked now but kept walking down path till I was directly in front of it about 30 feet away
>now that I can see it's eyes there red
>much spooky so I start walking back slowly and it's head just followed me and watched as I backed away
>got around a corner out of its sight
>Sprint home
Was only about 16 at the time and I don't believe in the supernatural scared the fuck out of me tho
>>30058687
>weapons that have tasted blood
>The Zim Zam's Kel-tec
> 1999, BFE NorCal. Cops are still flying Hueys over the ranch looking for dope patches.
> be dusk, jump on the mountain bike for a mission. Climb 1.5 miles, decend for 3 miles to the Pit river. Climb again for a mile, stash the bike in thick brush, take old rusty 870 out of burried plastic barrel, verify 3 1/2" OOB within.
> Full dark, no moon, start legging it up a hogback ridge.
> just enough starlight to see route, and the splintered ends of saplings the local bears snap off, to show their territory or just for fun, I don't know.
> 1 hour later, getting close to the zone. Solo in the deep woods enlivens the imagination. Stop to listen.
> slight rustle dead ahead. Safety clicked off, sounds loud as a .22 in the quiet.
> hair on my arms and neck is fully raised, against my will. Crouching lower into the bush.
> big rustle and something flies over my head. Heart is fucking racing.
Goddamn turkeys. Scared the shit out of me, and I spent plenty of dark nights in the woods.
>>30054173
are those flips
>>30057918
Tell me what you know of skinwalkers and the apache scouts.
>>30058001
Why is your rifle so ugly?
>>30054894
>>30063639
Yup.
>>30049946
Either 10 rounds of 7.62x39 in the SKS or 6 rounds of 7.5x55 in the K31 versus the lake worth monster.
I think SKS for more rounds and the bayonet. If I had a bayonet for the K31 I may have taken a bit longer to decide.
>>30060011
It's all those missile silos along the western border. And what about momo
>>30049946
Gonna knock moth man's ass into the next county with some 3 1/2 in 12 ga goose loads
>>30049670
This one is pretty new
>>30049946
Does 7.62 stop Dover demon? And is that talking about DE?
>>30049946
>Lake worth monster
Benelli m4 with slugs. Fuck u monster. I've been meaning to go look for it I live 20 minutes away from lake worth.
>>30053998
I can see it now
>sir do you know why i pulled you over?
>no sir
>where ya headed
>we're on a spook hunt
>spook hunt?
>you know the dark creatures that are a plague on America?
>sir please step out of the vehicle
News the next day
>brave officer stops 5 racist kkk members on what they called a "spook hunt." Sources confirm they browsed the anti-Semitic and anti-black site /k/ and /pol/
>>30059959
Glynn county here. I thought that shit was known by all of McIntrash.
>>30049946
Fog man at Prince Lake, outside Algoma Ontario.
You can't shoot what isn't material. I guess I'll just paddle into the middle of Prince Lake and wait to see that wide brimmed hat....
>>30058274
Same. Let us have the Dogman and give Wisconsin Hodag.
>>30049946
>Alabama
>Goatman/skinwalker/Pope Lick
>AR-15
>30 rds 77 grain Noslers
Not fucked at all. A few controlled pairs and monster is finally cute again. All things look innocent when they leave this world. They become their mother's good boys again.
>>30049946
12 GA Pardner Pump w/slugs or OPAP with soft tips vs
Fucking Batsquatch? What the hell even is that shit?
>>30062625
>sees a supernatural creature
>doesn't believe
>>30068071
Except for Yankeecuck Mcniggerdick. Fucking cuck yankees.
>>30056873
I heard weird shit in the woods too, woodknocks and some rock throwning and weird howels from the top of a rige across the valley from where i was camped answered by howels on the close ridge to me it sure was freaking some coyotes down the valley out.
>Bear lake monster
>Best weapon I own is a benchmade mini reflex
I guess I just won't go anywhere near bear lake.
>>30049946
>Shuswaggi
Oh no, whatever am I to do. It's not like I could just go to a different lake. Honestly tho the Wendigo would be scary af to see innawoods.
>>30055394
A sheepsquatch? Send a bunch of welsh in there they'll drive it out and have it bound, gagged and raped in ten minutes flat.
>>30049946
In Nova Scotia, so I guess either Dover Demons or Wendigos. Pretty sure a .300 Weatherby Magnum will straight up destroy either of them.
>>30049946
>swamp ape
Any semi automatic rifle of mine in .223 and up should make this an easy job
>>30055366
Amazing
>>30071208
forgot reply image, friends
>>30054844
No you have to knife fight him
I was driving through Idaho one dark night and there was a mini SUV type vehicle with its 4 ways on facing the wrong way in the oncoming lane's shoulder. I stopped about 50 yards down the way and called out to the car. There was nobody in it and nobody answered me so I went the fuck along my merry way.
>>30049670
I guess no one is going to say it but me
But here it goes
>HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT DUH DUH DUHDUHHHHHHHH
Imagine being a human and reading threads like this
>>30049946
>dover demon
>small humanoid grey alien-looking thing
>only 1 nighttime sighting in Massachusetts, 1977
>sits on stone walls
>flees when approached
>never seen again
>only witnesses are teen males
This is like that shitty "The Rake" game but sad. If all it does is run away why should I kill it? Science?
>Saiga 12 bullpup with tac light and a 10rd mag full of 3" 00 buck.
>blast it from behind as it runs
>it either runs away faster, turns to attack me, or dies
>if 1, give up
>if 2, keep shooting until one of us is dead
>if 3, feel bad for killing a baby moose or fucking up first contact
>>30060402
Not that guy, but even in a separate tab, maximized and zooming in, that shit is barely legible..
>>30049670
>send him
If he's got cell service he's not camping innawoods enough
>>30069839
Kek
>>30054084
nice
>>30056873
>Giant hands feeling up your hammock at night.
Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuck that.
>>30058857
A spook as in a redguard? No, they don't hang around the reservation. Spook as in something spoopy? Nah I've never shot at anything spoopy.
>>30064687
We call skinwalkers "yen'nah'glow'she", funny there was a Ben 10 episode where they explained skinwalkers as ayylmaos. Skinwalkers are according to tradition people whom offered a family member to obtain some cool powers I guess. Apache Scouts? The firefighters?
>>30059435
Do you live in AZ anon? I don't answer calls in AZ so I wouldn't know.
Compared to other threads this one is pretty weak sauce. Maybe I am not in the mental state I was with my last one but I remember that I literally couldn't sleep after it. This one is just derailed after the whole frogman thing.
>>30059435
I wouldn't worry about it.
>>30061612
I dunno man, there's Pithole, Petroleum Center, The Blood Farm and probably a few other places besides. Then there's the exclusion zone in the Quehanna wild area down near Clearfield and the ghost town Kato near Snow Shoe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quehanna_Wild_Area#Atoms_for_Peace
http://www.lockhaven.com/page/content.detail/id/573289/More-on-the-lost-village-of-Kato.html?nav=5062
Kato is a popular 4x4ing/drinking spot for the local rednecks. Best to be armed and not leave your vehicle and shit out of sight if you're not related to everyone in the county.
>>30056873
FUCK THAT
I'm going camping around some abandoned gold mines in outside of Anchorage in a few weeks. Should I be worried about anything?
>>30077984
Nothing.
>>30072175
Hah...that would be funny.....right fellow skinwalkers? Heh, funny.
>>30056873
he just wanted to give you a sas-massage. Our powerful hands knead the tension out of muscles very easily, I would assume.
>>30068388
9mm kills the body but 45acp destroys the soul.
>>30078998
wat do .40 ?
>>30079380
It solves problems.
>>30061118
Deer eat at night.
>>30049670
out hunting in southern montana in dense woods. we had tree hammocks strung up about 25 feet. slept with rifles of course, we are spaced out every 20yards or so and there are six of us. we have 360 coverage of a thicket about 60 yards across that we have been watching on and off for a few months with trail cams. Lotta deer pass through it.
0300 comes around and i hear rustling and some weird ass noises in the thicket, almost like shearing metal, but soft. we all have tracfones for texting eachother (thankfully there was one bar of coverage) so i texted the others and we all rifled up. we wait til almost 0600 before light breaks and we see that something isnt right. some light is shining through and glinting off the brush. fresh blood is covering everything. some has even sprayed up on one of my buddies hammocks that i can clearly see. we beat it the fuck out of there and only one of us has gone hunting in the 4 years since. i moved clear to wisconsin after that.
>>30055159
I'm glad bill and Rachel hooked up. That's a cool otp.
K I'm going to bed now. Got work in 5 hours
>>30079685
Fuck.....you......
For posting that shit. I'm working graveyard security right now near the woods. I'm gonna end up icing some poor hobo in a trench coat by accident cause I'm at Max spoops right now.
