>be me
>playing army guys with 7 year old son
>his ships bring in a missile launcher
What do?
ABORT!
>>30046163
dont worry about it. missile like that cant hit targets that close and he wouldnt try for fear of exploding his own forces.
>>30046163
Tell him "Nice try Gen. Van Riper"
>>30046163
Immediately blockade the island, threatening to fire on any ships suspected of carrying weapons.
>>30046163
Perform SEAD.
>>30046204
not a problem. i have air superiority
GAS GAS GAS, Mopp Level 4
>Be me
Evvrytime
>>30046188
This, blockade him from dinner. Then, even when he agrees to remove the missile, don't feed him or talk to him for 55 years
>>30046242
Then when you re-open relations, he uses his moral high ground to go eat dinner in his room while you look like a fool in front of your wife and her boyfriend so you go and talk about how bad the blond haired neighbor is threatening to put chicken wire around the community garden to protect it from vermin.