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[Statement questioning the validity of permitting such a thing]
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Meta AF
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Never would have happened with a revolver.

Semifags BTFO
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>>30043121
[Insult regarding OP's physical appearance and lack of sexual ability]
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[Statement that this validates the sole use of another class of gun]
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>>30043150
[Accusation that this poster does not hold his opinion under honest circumstances but rather is being paid by a third party.]
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>>30043121
[Obligatory Glocknade joke]
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>>30043121

[Insuinuates op likes watching his wife have relations with another man, then insults his nationality]
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>>30043121
[Accusation that the malfunction was caused by improper cleaning or modification of the firearm in question]
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>>30043121
[Accusation that OP is at the same time posses highly pigmented skin and lower intelligence]

[Further accusation that OP enjoys sexual intercourse with another individual of the same gender]
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[Hey guys look how retarded I am]
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[general statement of anecdotal evidence used to counter picture]
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>>30043121
[Blatant shitpost for the sake of shitposting]
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[thread derailment]
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[person writes edgiest response possible in an attempt to be cool]
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>>30043245
[Obligatory Australian comment]
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>>30043121
[Reply expressing great displeasure about owning said firearm in question]
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>>30043265
[another replies to show how not baited he is]
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>>30043262
[attempting to start actual discussion on the derailment]
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[ person resorts to immediate use of insults when not in agreement with someone]
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[is gun x a meme]

[Is gun y a meme gun]

[Cartridge z is a meme]
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[Bait so exquisite people fall for it]
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[Completely unrelated assertion that the program to develop a multi-role multi-service low-observable fixed-wing jet aircraft currently being undertaken by the United States government is corrupt, wasteful, and will result in the creation of a vehicle which has sub-par performance.]
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>>30043121
[Accusation aimed at OP naming a specific mental illness often associated with insufferable cumpultion to agonize over minute and negligible details of a specific subject]
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>>30043303
[trying to play it over cool but getting personally mad about bait]
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>>30043303
>[Bait so exquisite people fall for it]

[angry suggestion that poster is either a fudd, a lost Vatnik from an F-35 thread, or possibly both]
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>>30043278
[derails attempt to discuss subject of the derailment]

>>30043303
[ironically shitposts]
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[Slav shit lover explains how common malfunction would not happen with mythical Slav technology]

[Immediate rebbuttal with ak-47 mud test picture]
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>>30043305

[angry observation echoing >>30043323 to the effect of quoted poster having drawn the Vatniks to the thread like moths to a flame]
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]Newfag who can't bracketpost[
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>>30043121
That fucking [gun in image] is so shit, why didn't you get a [name of meme gun] because it's more reliable, powerful and just so much better?
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[Lamentation that individuals under the age of 18 are now at leisure to post on /k/ due to the summer school recess in the United States and Europe]

[Accusation that OP is such an individual]
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>>30043303
[Launches into a massive post about how wrong this poster is...]
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[poster has a trip]
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>>30043351
>>30043303
[...the post continues...]
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>>30043234
[Slightly Misplaced left leaning individual unironicly saying pol plz go without realizing where he is]
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>>30043360
>>30043303
[...and continues until poster forgets what he was angry about in the first place and has now leveled direct charges that this poster is a jew and a communist through some tortured, convoluted logic.]
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>>30043365
[Derision at this poster for not remembering where he actually is.]
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>>30043365
[Accusation that by a delusional right wing fanatic that said left leaning individual is of semetic ancestry, and is trying to stifle personal freedoms in order to further a global power conspiracy orchestrated by a group of people that share a monotheistic religion.]
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I Fucking love you guys some times.
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[guy from american psycho pointing up and to the right]
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[post reminding someone to fuck off back to pol]
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[person willingly breaking board rules by announcing he is sageing the thread]
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>>30043430
[[thinly veiled insult about not using brackets]]
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>>30043447

[posts picture of epic fail guy]

[reply letting you know that your digits are shit]
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>>30043303
[angry accusation of you being from a strawman group that exists in my mind due to taking internet memes far too seriously]
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[(>storms out of this thread and starts new thread)>TFW you fell for the [gun] meme. Feelsguywithguninmouth.png]
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>>30043447
[Relpy blatantly demanding that you end your own life and makes insinuations about your sexual preferences]
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[ Post a picture of Spiderman reclaiming this thread beceause the opinions expressed displeases him.]
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>>30043121
[You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.]
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>>30043664
[frogposting response]
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>>30043715
[apology for posting in wrong thread/on wrong board]
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[statement calling the original poster a faggot because I disagree or dislike the post]
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>>30043715
>>30043740

[actual complement thinly veiled as a snarky insult in regards to your really old meme]
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>>30043121

[ Unironically posts the Navy Seal pasta due to the huge butthurt inflicted by OP ]
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>>30043121

[Write a blog post with very little to do with the original poster disguised as a meme]
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tfw when you fell for the bracket meme
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>>30043810
[Complaint about tripfaggotry, accusation of you wanting attention and question of your sexual orientation.]
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>>30043874

[Complete dismissal of your post as I pass you off as a young person who browses 4chan during the summertime and after school.]
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[crossboard posting from s4s, telling people to be nicer to eachother. Whether ironically or not, nobody can quite tell anymore.]
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[Inevitable request for screencap for future generations]
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>>30043269
[Euphemism for laughter specific to this website]
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[Illegible rambling by poster who thinks grammar and proper spelling are optional, and may not even be discussing the thread's subject]
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[Completely off-topic question unrelated to any current subject indicating an obvious ignorance of firearms]
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>>30043846

[image of a silhouetted fish and hook, captioned in such a way as to imply you are merely posting to provoke a negative reaction]
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>>30043946
[Incoherent rambling, something about browsing the board more and to pray to a cubic shape made out of firearms that allegedly is the god of murder]
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>>30043846
It's ancient, nigger.
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>>30043946
[newfag spotting declared]
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[ insistence that OP's rifle of choice does not hold to the standard set by the Armalite Rifle Model 15]
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[battlefield 2]
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[beretta]
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[Delusional post about going to finally leave this place]
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>>30043972
[Insulting reply with caps lock on]
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[canada]
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>>30044156
[Insult]
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>>30044139
[Equally delusional post reminiscing about the "good times"]
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>>30043303
[that one guy that knows it is bait but replies anyways pointing it out, thinking he's the smart one]
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>>30044180
[reference to obscure 2006 meme raid]
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[the point where I post as anon or a new trip asking about radios then I show up with my regular trip and talk to myself until the post reaches bump limit then I start a new thread the same exact way, all day, every day. My autism is on a level that supersedes man.]
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>>30043121
[Link to video that conclusively proves that said malfunction is extremely unusual and typically caused by the user, but is from a channel owned by a redneck/blackperson/non-American and so is immediately discounted]
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>>30044205
[Picture of S.T.A.L.K.E.R's penis pump with subtle hint to 20 pounds of pussy and ass]
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what the fuck is happening in this thread you stupid faggots
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>>30044311
[Post questioning your mental capacity and asking you if you have only recently stumbled across this board]
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[Picture of poorly done Stolen Valor]
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>>30044310

[faggot anon posts old pictures]
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>>30043810
>>30043893
[Piling on with tripfag hate. Accusations of pederasty and/or other moral crimes]

>>30043972
[Meme reply in Latin]

>>30044139
[Reminder that your continued presence on this board in inevitable]
>>30044295
[Counter with Ian YT link]
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>>30043934
[image referring this poster and this post specifically to DoD cryptologists]
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>>30044837
[Accusations of an unrequited appreciation of said tripfag, most of them graphically homosexual and depraved in nature followed by demands to prove citations evidence, the penalty for failing to produce said evidence being performing a sexual act upon oneself with a power tool]
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>>30043333
>[Notes an even number of repeating digits]

[Further derails your derailment until the discussion becomes one of complex social issues.]

>>30043357
[Ignores all other content to accuse this poster of attention-whoring.]

>>30043465
[Launches into a long rant about how you're a marxist based upon no evidence except his repeated rejection by /k/]
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[unrelated graphic in which posters may receive a favorable outcome depending on the digit that their post number ends with]
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[dick pic and subsequent ban]
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>>30043303

[desperate incomprehensible anger]
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How does one use meme prisons?
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>>30045065
[Gives a barely legible response regarding the posters lack of basic understanding regarding Marxism, firearms, sexual interaction, and life outside of the basement of a house owned by the poster's parents]

>this whole thread should not be this much fun.
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>>30043121

[obnoxious faggot arm chairing about tactical concerns when they work a normal job and probably just shoot paper on the weekends]

Every fucking time I'm at a gun store, there's one of these guys.

Every. Fucking. Time.
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[shitpost relating to superiority of the T-14 Amata in a non relevant thread with unrelated image]
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>>meme gun
>>meme ammo
>>meme tank
>>meme plane
>>meme ship

[everything I don't personally like is a meme]
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>>30043121
[Irrelevant tripfag blogpost]
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>>30044469
That guy looks like he's seen some shit. Love the SEALs, Semper Fi.
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>>30045587

>non-obvious metal gear reference

I like you.
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>>30043178
[accuses anon of not actually owning a weapon incorporating a metal tube from which bullets, pellets, or shells are propelled by exploding force typically making a characteristic loud, sharp noise]
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[appreciation of meta thread]
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>>30043346
[Post suggesting that this could have been avoided if we had gone with some Euro gun that was eliminated in the first round of US Army trials. Heavy emphasis nostalgia and obsolete camouflage patterns.]
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>>30043262
[savagely retarded anon rolling]
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>>30043305
[Agreeing and pointing out how superior comparable Russian fighter is and cheaper]
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>>30043430
[Fully unveiled insult despising your inability to keep up with the theme of the thread]
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[post that makes all the anons donate their guns to me and their life savings to my Paypal because of my heartfelt speech]
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>>30043810
[Slathering the thread with absolute disgust of tripfagging]
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>>30043806

[Copied and pasted transcript of outrageous threats made by a child posing as a Navy Seal on the internet]
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>>30043846
[moderately derisive comment directed towards those with significant ancestry in the British Isles incorporating a subtil pun commensurate with the watermarked stock image]
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>>30045508

>meme plane

[that guy who will seize on any bad excuse to banepost]
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>>30046350
[for you]
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>>30046350
[congratulating someone for getting caught]
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>>30046350
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>>30043428
[board culture post telling /pol/ to stay on /pol/]
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>>30045277
[An attempt to gain a favorable outcome accepting the paradigm that attaining repeating digits at the end of my post enumeration will cause the outcome prescribed in the graphic, signified by my use of a word pertaining to movement across a plane by a circular object contacting that plane in one spot while minimizing friction]
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>>30045286
[Should've been loli]
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>>30046412
[Accusations of incompetence and that this is really proof that OP's gun is superior to all others. Acronym indicating that this poster has been expelled from this discussion by a violent, explosive force.]
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>>30046412
[post telling you to watch how to acquire repeating digits]
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>>30043121
>shitpost for attention
>people saying high point/slavshit is better
>everyone else shilling for random obscure shit
>>
What is this? Do I need a 4Chan Gold account to see these pictures and comments? Only some of them show up :(
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>>30043916
Kek
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>>30043303
[an extremely long paragraph that must've taken at least an hour to type]
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>>30043121
[meme arrow stating the current year, content of OP's post and subsequent influx of shitposting, followed below by another meme arrow and an acronym stating my hopes that you, the 4chan posters, do not partake in the aforementioned act]
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>>30046557
[post stating that I didn't read your post due to its length]
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>>30043895
[daily reminder that Gippo Dudee not only owns [s4s], but also /k/, all other boards on 4chan, and all of 4chan's dominions beyond the sea]
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>>30046077
>[rewriting of your post that is in an exaggerated and hysterical manner in order to discredit your argument and your intelligence]

[curt retort]
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>>30046505
>Response to ignorant and gullible new poster explaining the uses of a 4chan Platinum pass
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>>30044114
[implications that the Armalite Rifle Model 15's use of Direct Impingement makes it less than reliable]
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>>30046364
[agreeing with questioner0
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>>30046623
[Inquiry into weather you acquired your scarecrow enroute or transported it all the way from home]
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>>30046656
[insult directed at the linked posters parentage followed by questioning his heterosexuality.]
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>>30046656
[condescending post to remind you that two common, comparable classes of rifles' flaws are not nearly as bad as some people say that they are. ]
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>>30043145
>I have never Taurus
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>>30047465
[brash statement espousing the virtues of "you must pay to play"]
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>>30047549
>Not realizing their Smith clones cost as much as Rugers now

>Not just getting a glorious based Black Hawk
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[out of the blue statement of wanting to fuck a robot]
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>>30047782
[sincere comment about also wanting to fuck sexually awkward young men currently outside of employment, education and training]
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>>30048250
[poignant analysis of classical Greco-Roman attitudes on gender and sexuality]
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I want to fuck the- god dammit >>30047782.
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>>30043121
[Personal anecdote about a firearm malfunction that has led the poster to hate the manufacturer of said firearm]
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>>30046449
[Childish insult based on homosexuality and claim that this post will have repeated digits]
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>>30043121
[something something something muh joos and muh blacks, statement has no bearing in current thread]
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>>30046661
[sarcastic query concerning the next step of a sizeable male individual's master plan]
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>>30043121
[claiming to own several and also claims to never have malfunctioned once, and uses special snowflake {insert caliber here}]

[embeds obviously biased torture test video on youtube of original guns common competitor failing]
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[shitposting intensifies]
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>>30044311
[Justify your post is thanks to the impending seasonal change]
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>>30049397
[ironic admiration of the linked post's repeating digits, meant to highlight the fact that it did, in fact, not get them]
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[Post by a hungover user to a day old thread that he didn't read]
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>>30051128
[Post berating said user for not reading, while also misinterpreting the content of the thread I didn't read]
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>>30043303
[Long paragraph about how /k/ is being ruined by slavboos/poltards]
[Insinuate the poster is younger than the minimum age for the use of this site as per the terms of use]
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>>30044509
TOP TREVOR KEK
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[disparaging off-topic comment]
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>>30046551
Kek isn't very specific to this site.
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>>30049539
[Accuses this poster of being fat and mexican while referring them back to the thread meant to discuss all issues relating to the most common class of semi-automatic rifle in North America]
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>>30051425
[Worthless post that adds nothing to the thread while jacking off a fellow attention whore]
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[Voiced concern that this type of thread has persisted for a full day and a half]
[Statement ascertaining the similarities in the communication throughout this thread to a certain fictional Bioware-created alien species]
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>>30048567
[Feining disgust but secretly aroused by the high odds that the webm is of a biological male in makeup]
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>>30051975
[Admonition to not dwell on such fears]
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[derailing post about the utility of gliders, a certain outdated armored personnel carrier, and airborne versions of said armored personnel carriers on the modern battlefield]
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>>30043303
[attempt to signal this post as a bait by pointing the replies number]
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>>30052382
[attack on personal character]
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>>30052380
[Reminder of the minimum age required to post here]

[Implication that year round schooling would improve this board]
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[request to include this post in the r/4chan screengrab]
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>>30052437
[request to depart the forum spelled with links]
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[accedental post in wrong thread]
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[something about how meta threads are just a waste of time]
[at some part of the anouncement of anger, the word 'nigger' is included]
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>>30048593
[obligatory statement regarding the fact the image posted was only 21KB]
[>australians]
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>>30046888
[single-word congratulation for acquiring repeating digits in post number]
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>>30043121
[An attempt to explain to bandwagon riders why the gun in the original poster's picture is actually the most reliable of reliable guns in a condescending tone]

[mild insult in green letters]
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>>30052437
[Request that you foreignicate yourself so vigorously that you propel yourself all the way to a competing discussion forum website with overactive moderators and a homosexual sensitive board culture]
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>>30043121 >>30043134 >>30043145 >>30043147 >>30043150 >>30043178 >>30043191 >>30043210 >>30043216 >>30043234
>>30043237 >>30043240 >>30043245 >>30043262 >>30043265 >>30043269 >>30043272 >>30043273 >>30043278 >>30043291
>>30043302 >>30043303 >>30043305 >>30043307 >>30043319 >>30043323 >>30043333 >>30043340 >>30043342 >>30043345
>>30043346 >>30043350 >>30043351 >>30043357 >>30043360 >>30043365 >>30043370 >>30043382 >>30043428 >>30043430
>>30043447 >>30043465 >>30043482 >>30043495 >>30043512 >>30043541 >>30043550 >>30043554 >>30043664 >>30043715
>>30043733 >>30043740 >>30043744 >>30043788 >>30043806 >>30043810 >>30043846 >>30043874 >>30043893 >>30043895
>>30043902 >>30043916 >>30043934 >>30043946 >>30043969 >>30043972 >>30043974 >>30044023 >>30044114 >>30044123
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>>30046505 >>30046551 >>30046557 >>30046558 >>30046592 >>30046612 >>30046623 >>30046650 >>30046656 >>30046661
>>30046669 >>30046727 >>30046888 >>30047465 >>30047549 >>30047712 >>30047782 >>30048250 >>30048299 >>30048567
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>>30052554 >>30052555


[statement that all posts in this thread belong to this poster accompanied by smiling emoticon]
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>>30052555
>[forinicate]

[Also, congratulatory statement in recognition of repeating digits in your post number]
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>>30052570
[statement pointing out anon only posted one of very many highlighted posts]
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>>30052576
>>30052599
[statement that these posts belong to this poster too, again accompanied by smiling emoticon]
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>>30052570
[Sarcastic thanks for shitting up a perfectly good conversation, accompanied by a request that the moderators temporarily prevent you from posting on this board as retribution for your attention requesting (the way women with loose morals might be assumed to do,) useless, and inconsiderate post]
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[post asking inane off-topic question with reprehensible grammar]
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>>30052612
[Statement questioning the sexuality of someone who uses emoticons]
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>>30052681
[smiling emoticon]
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>>30043121
[Statement utilizing greentext containing false or wildly exaggerated personal anecdotes regarding the malfunction being discussed]
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[Statement that you all suck]
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>>30053004
[Statement refuting your argument followed by another greentext wildly exaggerated personal anecdote and concluding with a claim about mental illness]
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>>30044509
Do you have the rest of the pictures??'
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>>30052570
[Statement drawing a correlation of this post as evidence of the poster having a developmental disorder]
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>>30043365
[statement gently reminding this poster that his containment board is disliked across the ideological spectrum and not just the radical left.]
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[insinuating it is the hottest season of the year and lamenting about the quality of posters aforementioned season brings.]

[M O D S
O
D
S]
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[superfluous post to prevent thread pruning]
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>>30055832
[post deriding superfluous post and exclaiming the discussion to have carried on within the thread to be over, asking sarcastically what reason the poster would have for preventing the thread from pruning]
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>>30055952
[nonsatisfactory answer given]
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[/k/ selfawareness is while unsurprising also disappointingly disappointing.}
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{new fag post missing the point of the thread)
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[declaration of thread's excellence with the use of the colloquial ejaculation: 'epic bread.']
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According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
Iess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
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>>30059028
[Statement indicating joy that one or moar of my posts were included in the screen capture.
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>>30058950
o boy wow
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>>30056441
[Sarcastic reply pertaining to your inability to locate the bracket keys on your keyboard]
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>>30059028

[Completely off-topic reference to a picture of a frog on a unicycle]
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>>30060929
[Exclaimation of surprise and an informal greeting]
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>>30058950
>Ooh, black and yellow!
Yuno what it is.
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[continued revival the this thread despite all novelty having ceased]
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>>30052424
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k xd
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>>30043303
[statement about military service]
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>>30064452
[appreciation of service in a mocking tone]
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>>30054609
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>>30064452
[Sarcastic statement of gratitude for ones military service either out of belief that military personnel are basically all nazi SS or disbelief of actual service]
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>>30043121
[Disparaging remarks about the country of origin of said vehicle]
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>>30045286
[question regarding why this post was deleted]
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>>30064569
[Defensive comment about said country, and how it is actually better than all others in at least one way, shape, and/or form]
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[Makes new post in thread to prevent its deletion without contributing new content]
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>>30065438
[Makes bump post in the form of a mildly humorous gun picture not related to the thread]
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>>30043121
[comment berating the Original Homosexual for creating a thread of the exact same kind too frequently.]
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>>30043121
[opinionated post that no person in the thread would care about if it were from an anonymous poster, but still indicates that the person posting is a pompous piece of shit for thinking that their opinion actually matters]
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[post inquiring to this thread's predicted lifespan]
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[statement expressing bewilderment of the moderators' failure to perform a monetarily uncompensated service accompanied by a picture of an anthropomorphic cartoon dog]
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>>30066735
[Statement informing this user that their tripcode will be added to this anon's filter on the assumption that it will make this anon look more authentic]
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>>30058888
[ Statement of agreement , is not considered a sentence.]
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[exclamation suggesting that there needs to be photographic documentation of thread that is irreverent because of the archives.]
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This was posted on normie book
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>>30070490
[Statement implying that Anon's improper use of grammar invalidates any and all points made in the post]
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>>30070520
[ Frog noise representing anger]
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>>30066642
[Lol translated to orcish]
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[thanking god this is over]
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[bumping post]
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>>30073893
[indiscernible swearing noises]
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>>30043121
My revolver stovepiped once.
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>[misused greentext]

[bullshit "fact" which doesn't really even prove my point]
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[Overused dank meme in an effort to become relevant to a conversation that has clearly started to devolve into buttfuckery]
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[Dubs]
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>>30074184
REVOLVER FAGS BTFO
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>>30074645
>>30074184
[MGS joke]
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>>30074184
My Kentucky rifle has multiple FTF's every time I shoot it
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Put me in the screencap.
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[hypothesis that this thread may last the entire work week]
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[butthurt statement that half of the posters should go back to ominous cancer website]
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>>30074184

the first time i really needed muh hurr reliable bolt action rifle (fockin lee enfield) I had a misfire
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This thread is amazing and I'm so happy that [rather vauge phrase with multiple meanings]
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[revival post]
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>>30078913
[post telling you to end your existence with extreme prejudice]
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>>30078943
[post thanking you for your bump]
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>>30079418
[Post calling for mods for prompt banning]
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>>30079574
[Post meant for another thread accidentally posted here]
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[bad attempt at humor]
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>>30064517
>[Pointing out that an implication exists in as few words as possible]
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>>30070520
[A request for a link]
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>>30079418
[Statement of disgust that you are actually interested in live human females instead of cartoons]

>>30079543
[Statement informing you that I just masturbated furiously to your pic]

[Weather or not I actually did]
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>>30079877
[Completely obvious and wholly uninformative reply to your post without having bothered to read the thread you should've posted in, where my point has already been made. Twice.]
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