>female coworker, well she's actually my supervisor but doesn't really lord over me, asks about my gun interests
>asks me to take her to the range some time
>warn them not to wear open toed shoes or wear anything with open cleavage because you run the risk of burning the fuck out of your feet or tits
>*angry scowl* " anon, I'm an adult and I'm fully capable of dressing myself appropriately"
>"I know I just..."
>"anon, that's enough, do you want me to go with your or not
>"Yeah, I mean you're the one that asked about it so"
>"alright then, that's it"
>fast forward to when I have to pick her up
>she's wearing sandals and a sundress
>"hey, uh, remember that talk about the clothing stuff?"
>"oh yeah well, teehee it's really hot today so I didn't want to wear a bunch of stuff"
>get to the range
>it's an out door range with 25, 100, and 250 yard berms
>start out at the 25
>during a ceasefire we walk out
>I tell her that it'd be a good idea for her to put her hair back so her ear muffs get a good seal around her ears
>"yeah, okay anon"
>she doesn't get a good seal around her ears
>first shot someone else takes while I explain to her the basic safety stuff, which I had already gone over before but I just wanted to be sure
>she winces and adjusts her ears
>I go through a mag in my LC9
>I hand it to her with a magazine with only one round in it
>reiterate the function of the gun
>she takes her first shot
>doesn't hit anything but you can tell she's enjoying it
>huge shit eating grin
(to be cont)
>>30041324
(cont)>hand her a fresh magazine and explain to her how to change the mags
>she gets it and is slowly shooting, taking her time
>the range doesn't have dividers between the benches
>the guy next to us takes out a camoed highpoint carbine
>mag dumps
>a hot case bounces off the support beam of the shelter and lands right in cleavage
>she flinches and then jumps back desperately clawing at her tits
>she's swinging the pistol around
>I take it from her, clear it, and set it down on the bench
>the case dropped out the bottom of her bra and out the bottom of her sundress
>"I thinks that's enough for now anon"
>"Are you sure?"
>"yeah"
>we pack up
>the guy next to us is laughing the whole time
>I glare at him
>He mutters "well she sh-shouldn't have worn that"
>she's now upset with me for some reason
>I ask if she want to grab a bite or something before I drop her back off at her house
>"I'm not hungry"
>"I know this great Thai place, come on, it'll help get your mind off of stuff"
>"fine"
>we get there
>eat and talk a bit
>she's fine after
>she uses the bathroom there
>comes back out
>jokes about having a mark inbetween her tits
>I joke "I'll take your word for it"
>we get back to my car
>she shows me for some reason
>"haha wow, yeah that's something"
>I start the car
>drive back to her place
>before she get's out she like stares at my face for a solid minute making eye contact and stuff
>weirded out I just smile and tell her "see you at work tomorrow"
>"okay, anon"
Is this sort of stuff normal? Like, I mean I warned her and stuff but she didn't listen and then she acts all weird after someone else pointed out what I pointed out to begin with. Like, what the fuck?
>>30041324
Holy shit is this literally the first time you've interacted with a woman or something.
????
>>30041339
That doesn't answer my question though.
>didnt make a move
proof anon is gay
>>30041342
if you have to ask, just stick to porn.
OP you're in for a world of shit and you don't even know it
>>30041342
Bro, you had a 8/10 chance to get laid.
>>30041325
>Is this sort of stuff normal?
Yeah. I've found that when someone has some sort of authority over another, even if only in specific situations, they tend to assume that authority extends to other fields/subjects as well, and thus will denigrate or ignore advice offered on those topics.
>>30041347
Nah, she wasn't into me or anything, I mean she treats me like a little brother or something at work, no flirting or anything.
>>30041351
I'm just wondering if it's normal for women to not follow instructions well like that when it comes to guns? Or if it's just a novice issue and not sex/gender issue.
>>30041353
What?
OP is a faggot, let's get that out of the way first.
Clearly she was not interested in shooting. She was interested in you. The verb tense here is important.
>>30041355
Nah, refer to: >>30041367 she's not into me. Also she's like 35 and I'm 22, that'd just be creepy.
>>30041365
Thank you for an actual answer, I kinda figured that too but I didn't know if it was a gender/sex thing or just a authority/respect thing.
>>30041367
>asked you to take her on a date
>literally stared at you waiting for a kiss
>Got her tits out.
Anon plz. She wanted the dick.
>>30041370
Nah she wasn't and I don't know why you guys keep saying that.
>>30041372
I thought she was just spacing out or trying to remember something. Also she didn't like, show me her tits, just kinda opened up her cleavage and showed me the burn mark which I thought was kinda weird
>>30041371
>she's like 35
Yes because sex drives just stop at age 29. This shit has got to be bait.
>>30041384
She was spacing out waiting for that smooch anon.
You're a fucking faggot anon.
She clearly wanted your dick but since you're on /k/ you're too fucking retarded to understand that.
>>30041395
this
>>30041384
>why
Lemme break this down for you:
>talks about things that interest you, rather than interest her
>asks to go do something with you
>dresses attractively rather than appropriately
>makes it pretty clear it's not the activity that she was there for
>gets mad but is willing to be talked out of it
>shows you her tits even though you didn't ask
>maneuvers for a kiss at the end
In short, you're fuckin stupid and this is a bait thread.
>>30041386
I'm not saying that, just that it'd be pretty inappropriate.
>>30041389
Nah, anyway, to all those people saying she was into me, I'm 99% sure she's a lesbian anyway. She has a short kinda pixie cut but it's kind butch, has a bunch of tattoos, and rides a motorcycle
>>30041395
>>30041399
Nice samefag.
>>30041400
Refer to: >>30041405 She's a dyke senpai. Also not a bait thread you faggot.
>>30041405
At that moment you dropped her off, she was into you. And ya blew it.
OP here, I'd really prefer if you guys could stop with the baiting about her interest and just answer my fucking question. Also how do you effectually communicate this kind of shit to new shooters so they'll take it seriously?
>>30041413
The only cock-gobbler here is you.
If she's a dyke, then your beta ass is perfect for her.
>>30041429
no one is going to respond to your question because you FUCKED UP
YOU
FUCKED
UP
>>30041419
She's a lesbian. Good God why do all of you faggots keep insisting that she was into me or something, I mean even if she was that's not the point of this thread, is this a new meme?
>>30041430
>hur durr le beta
Kill yourself
>>30041429
Your question is boring. Your complete cluelessness is the only interesting thing about this thread.
Post pics, cuckenstein.
is she hot? got any pictures of her?
>>30041405
>age differences are inappropriate
You're not 22, are you. You're 16 at best.
>>30041429
You know, after you have actually just taken this sort of chances, you learn to read these hints, like showing tits and going in for a kiss, that specific look. What's not important is your question but our questions about op.
>>30041436
>She has none girly hobbies
>Therefore she must be a lez
NIGGA YOU SO DUMB. YOU COULD LITERALLY HAVE A HOT MILF RIDING YOUR DICK AT WORK, THEN SHE DRIVES YOU TO THE RANGE ON HER CYCLE WHILE YOU COP A FEEL THE WHOLE WAY.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
>>30041325
she's into you. take it to /soc/
>>30041324
>>30041325
The only thing this story is missing is a
>"Y-you too..."
>>30041324
DONT TOUCH ME YOU WHORE
Hopefully OP learned something today. Other than how he's a pride-parade tier faggot.
Bruh.
>>30041325
She wants to fuck you anon.
>>30041325
Ass Fuck her dude.
>>30041324
>>30041325
10/10 bait anon
believable taken /k/ crowd into account
well put effort
>>30041325
she wanted to fuck anon start working on flirting with her
>>30041325
>before she get's out she like stares at my face for a solid minute making eye contact and stuff
>weirded out I just smile and tell her "see you at work tomorrow"
>"okay, anon"
10/10 im fucking mad
>>30041371
>she's like 35 and I'm 22, that'd just be creepy.
>>30041439
Fine, here you go.
>>30041447
Nah
>>30041450
But again she had no interest
>>30041453
It's pretty accurate though
>>30041454
Don't give a shit, I just want advice about the gun stuff
>>30041457
heh
>>30041465
I'm not autistic
>>30041472
Hilarious, well memed
>>30041495
Hmmm
>>30041523
No she doesn't
>>30041580
>>30041601
>>30041606
She didn't want the D guys
>>30041584
It's not bait
You could've gotten de pussi, now you're going to get de pussi but get dominated
>>30041610
I'd hit it
>>30041618
Well you wouldn't be able to because she's a lesbian bruv
>>30041613
What?
>>30041371
How the fuck would that be creepy? Me continuing to date high school girls now that I'm in my 30s might be creepy. Do you mean that you're afraid of that old pussy and how it might rip your dick skin off with its sandpaper-like grip?
>>30041624
I mean look at her, does she look straight to you guys?
>>30041624
>>30041610
You seem curiously certain that she's exclusively muff-diving.
>Dipping your pen in the company ink
Never ever. Good on you anon for shooting her down, you don't want that kind of drama in your life.
>>30041628
She's biologically old enough to be my mother (albeit a very very young mother). Idk, like in a Muslim country she'd be old enough to be my mother and it weirds me out
>>30041325
She's Into you bruh. She wore that sundress on purpose and stared at you cause she wanted you to go deep inside her
>>30041638
I didn't even realize she was into me to begin with but I guess some of these anons might have a point or two
>>30041632
Pretty much, yes.
This is a bait thread.
>>30041640
Older women, like older than 21, weird me out too... but that sandpaper vagina thing I mentioned is a myth.
>>30041657
It's not bait. Anyway, will ANYONE in this fucking thread aside from that one anon, actually answer my question? How do you wrangle people who are new to guns and actually have them pay attention to you?
>>30041662
you know you're suppose to be 18 to post here right
>>30041624
She wants your dick
You could have been the one giving the dick
Now she's going to take your dick whether you like it or not
>>30041665
You're a fag, get over it
>>30041665
She made a decision that dressing attractively would serve her interests better than dressing how she was instructed.
You keep asking "y she do dat?" like you've got several extra chromosomes rather than just one extra, while everyone is shouting at you exactly why she did what she did. I can see why she's the supervisor and you're some mailroom peon.
>>30041632
OP are you a homo?
>>30041672
You know that reading comprehension is an important skill to have, right?
>>30041662
Nigga, there's a huge difference between 21 and 35
>>30041674
Wut
>>30041676
Fuck you, I didn't want this thread to get so off topic but apparently /k/ is full of fucking hypersexual degenerates
>>30041689
You have the mentality of a retarded teenager
you should kill yourself and end your misery
>>30041665
Honestly you did well, you made suggestions on proper attire and gave the basic gun safety rules.
The only issue i can think of is you acted like a faggot and didn't kiss her when she all but asked for it.
>All these anons legitimately advocating dating your boss
Enjoy having to grovel at home the way you do in the office, with failure in one carrying over to the other. Enjoy having sex witheld because of shit workplace performance, enjoy not having any time to yourself because you can no longer use the "working extra hours/doing shit with family" excuses.
>>30041325
>is this normal?
No she's a stubborn bitch and will probably cheat on you eventually anon.
Stay away or hit it and quit it and then get ready to get your ass fired.
>>30041324
DemiChad reporting. Tell us why you refused to accept her blatant sexual advances.
>>30041689
>Hypersexual
I think you're the low testosterone here
>>30041689
Yeah, by 25 most women are kicking in to full baby crazy mode and won't get out of it for at least a decade. But this anon >>30041638 has it right, don't shit where you eat.
>>30041370
What is that? Cruise missile strike?
Drone suicide?
>>30041701
Op here. I'm a flaming homosexual that enjoys it up the pooper
>>30041709
It's OP, crashing and burning.
>>30041324
>>30041325
>things that never happened
>>30041632
Straight isn't a look.
>>30041610
>>30041624
>>30041650
FUCKING CUTE
U
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OP you fucked up.
>>30041717
It all makes sense, komrade. Carry on.
Here she is with who I think is her GF.
>>30041695
Fuck you, I'm only working part time while I finish up my degree
>>30041696
Oh so I'm a faggot for not picking up and subtle non-verbals now, huh?
>>30041698
>>30041700
Still not convinced she was into me.
>>30041701
Kill yourself
>>30041704
Nah, I just don't think with my dick 100% of the time
>>30041706
Mhmm
>>30041709
It's a Cruzmissile :^)
>>30041722
With no survivors
>>30041725
Sure thing pal
>>30041726
Pretty sure it is and that isn't it
>>30041729
I will agree on this though, she's pretty alright for her age.
>>30041325
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
Sage this bait thread
>>30041688
>no i swear guys, i'm 30 years old, i'm just scared of women over the age of 21
>>30041650
>fit
>cute face
>big tits
>willing to shoot guns with you
anon why are you not marrying this woman already?
Unless she's a coal burner or a whore then I don't see what you're wasting your time on.
>>30041324
>Fucking up this much
It's just like the /v/ guy that painted an israeli flag on a ww2 german pistol
>>30041709
Dummy missile
>>30041436
I've banged multiple women who label themselves as "lesbian". They're a lot more fluid than you think. They're actually pretty aggressive in bed too. Worth it.
>>30041757
I'm not sure if these are her kids or not, she never talks about her kids at work so idk.
>>30041750
>Nah i just dont think with my penis all the time
Here's a reddit Nice guy
>>30041778
What's wrong with reddit?
>>30041774
>Black kids
STAY AWAY OP STAY AWAY
IM WARNING YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW. NOT WORTH IT. USE HER VAG AT YOUR OWN RISK AND THEN FLEE BUT DO NOT ENGAGE IN RELATIONSHIP.
BLACK KIDS SINGLE MOTHER = BAD
there isn't even a sliver of hope of salvaging this woman - just let her die old and alone with her big beautiful tits.
okay maybe get her to suck on your pee pee a few times to cum on the tits but that's it.
>>30041760
I don't think I fucked up in anything but not communicating well, I mean I do have some mild Asperger, like I'm just barely on the spectrum, but I usually manage to grind through most situations pretty well.
>>30041785
>>30041757
I didn't know /k/ was so racist, that's kinda disappointing honestly.
>>30041791
>I usually manage to grind through most situations pretty well
This is what you tell yourself. It is not necessarily true, as you're learning in this thread.
>>30041801
/k/ is not racist.
Facts are not racist.
A vast majority of black people are worthless, unintelligent idiots who only ruin everything they touch.
women who breed with black men are filthy whores who have no regard for their children or their future as doing so inevitably creates white trash half breeds who can't speak proper English and who eventually drop out of school to become rappers.
This is not racist - it's just the truth.
Anon you dun goofed she wants the D.
That being said, here's what I do with new shooters
> make sure they know to bring range fees and ID unless i'my trying to hit it then I usually treat
> inform them of proper range attire show videos of people getting brass burns if necessary to drive the point home with women I usually tell them to wear pretty much work out clothes
>have them meet up at my house about 45 minutes before the range opens so I can go over safety and basic controls of my guns
>get to the range right as it opens so I can get a bench at the end and so there is space between us and other shooters usually they are starting to get comfortable by the time it fills up and there is someone right next to us
>I always go with the mindset I won't be shooting much so I can watch anyone new pretty much the whole time to make sure they are being safe
> with long guns start them off seated with a rest
> with pistols start them off with a single round
>Start with smaller calibersize and move up
> generally don't be a Dickinson and make small talk with others at the range social interaction will make them feel like what they are doing is less stigmatized and makes especially women more comfortable
I see bringing new shooters out as doing the lord'so work and take newbs out about once a month. Keep doing it and you'll figure out what works. The first time you hear some you've taken out defending 2a on their own you'll be proud enough to cry. Plus a first date at a range pretty much is a guarantee you're gonna hit it.
You've got almost 100 replies OP, let us in on the joke. Did you just want to dump the pics of someone who's annoying you at work?
>>30041650
post more pics OP
got any nudes?
>>30041827
That's a lot of toxic shit spewing from that keyboard of yours
>>30041805
versus the autistic hyper-sexual racists and misogynistic assholes in this thread?
>>30041828
Thank you for an actual response
She wanted the d, anon. Are you autistic?
more pics pls
>>30041828
This is all good advice however I generally don't take new shooters to a public range on their first outing if at all possible.
I like to take them to private land where there is less stress on them (especially women). Women tend to feel a lot more pressure and are more aware of other people around them mostly because they are always self-conscious about how they look/how they are doing.
>>30041774
Looks like she burned coal. Stay away anon.
>>30041755
Nah, it's mostly the whole baby crazy thing I mentioned earlier. I've fucked a few older women, but there's just something about non-saggy tits and a lack of stretch marks that turns me on.
>>30041837
>>30041856
What did she mean by this?
>>30041847
TRUTH =/= TOXIC
Bending facts and sugar coating harsh realities is what is wrong with this country.
You're so afraid of being called racist that you'll blame your own white son for stealing your bike before the 20 year old nigger down the road who's got 10 differnet bikes in his garage and what suspiciously looks like your tv that went missing a week ago.
You know what OP. Go ahead and date this bitch. I want to see you come back here in 6 months when she cheats on you with her black X and then 3 months later when she's pregnant with his 4th illegitimate niggerbabby and you're going to be "a good man" and foot the bill for this niglet who will only grow up to hate you and resent you for being white and trying to fruitlessly raise him
best part?
He'll probably murder you with your own guns and your whore of a wife will say "HE DIDN'T DO NUFFIN, HE WUZ A GOOD BOI!"
>>30041865
I wish I had access to private property to shoot but I am relegated to BLM land that's too far away and would turn a morning activity into an all day thing that most people would say no to because of time constraints
>>30041852
A little.
>>30041865
Shouldn't that stress make them more self aware and less likely to fuck up?
>>30041888
You should really stop now and go back to /r9k/ and /pol/
>>30041831
No
>>30041896
I smell your pain, shame really. I have to drive about 45 mins to an hour out to some large farmland to shoot but at least i don't have to pay range fees and deal with other people generally.
>>30041898
>Shouldn't that stress make them more self aware and less likely to fuck up?
No, women don't react well under stress. My wife much prefers when we go out to private land to shoot because she doesn't like range officers. She thinks they are dickheads who try to shoehorn their way in to her shooting when I'm teaching her how to operate a new firearm etc.
She really doesn't like being hassled by 3 people when she shoots so most of the time it's either just me and her or at most us and one of her gal friends who wants to shoot as well.
>You should really stop now and go back to /r9k/ and /pol/
You don't seem to know what creek your in OP.
also.
>telling a /pol/k/ to fuck off to /r9k/ when you're a flaming aspie who can't take a hint from a desperate coal burning MILF.
>>30041773
Yep agreed. Banged a bird who had a girlfriend. Got her pregnant too.
>>30041940
>yfw you were just a pawn in their scheme to get pregnant.
>>30041325
God damn it. You fucking idiot, yea it's normal for 99% of women to be fucking idiots. She was wanting you to kiss her you retard.
Op don't date your co-worker
Coming from a guy who screwed every woman at the office and screwed the clients too. Do not shit where you eat. It can backfire bad that can lead to either sexual harassment or both of you getting fired for conflict of interest.
Plus she seems pretty desperate to stoop to dating a 22 year old. Especially if you're white and she was into black dudes.
>>30041974
Nah she aborted the thing. Fucking glad she did. Bitch got clingy as fuck.
>>30041987
I'm pretty sure he could have diddled her right then and there and she would have probably invited him in to fuck.
women have no self control or propriety anymore
>>30041367
>I mean she treats me like a little brother or something at work
>shows up at the range in a sundress
>shows you the mark between her cleavage
>gives you the stare-down
Dude...you should have given her the dick.
>>30042009
Oath mate. Women are dumb as shit. Except after you've gone through and banged all their friends, then the pussy is off limits.
ahahaha holy fuck op is autistic shake my head family
Raifu before waifu faggots.
>>30041801
fucking nigger lover hang yourself on a burning cross with your nigger pets
>>30041996
>Especially if you're white and she was into black dudes.
>implyin
>>30042067
Well if OP is black, then she just wants another baby daddy,
If OP is Latino then she's trying to "diverse herself "
If OP is Asian then he's just a cash cow for her
>>30042080
I think the implication here is that she's "into" black guys and didnt' just fuck one and pop out some kids.
I'd say OP is banging a hot MILF while baiting the shit out of /k/ for his enjoyment.
We get it, OP.
You did well. She's like a 7 or something get over yourself, geez.
9/10 troll OP
>>30041610
>sundress
>those tits
That's a high-capacity brass-catcher.
>>30042105
This. Someone should screencap this. This is some good quality, well orchestrated bait
>>30041367
yup normal for women to not follow instructions when it comes to their safety or the safety of those around them was working a WWE load out loading up the corner posts on to its rack our lead spent 5 minutes drilling into our heads where not to put our hands and to not stand between the cart and the post when carrying it cause they are retarded heavyand the last thing anyone wants to do is have to pick it up twice 7 guys and the one girl in our work party can just barely pick these up and carry them the 10 feet to the cart grab the second one and te girl immediately grabs it putting herself in between the post and the cart every single guy carrying the post starts yelling at her to come around to the other side she finally did but forced us all to hold up the 1000lbs post for an extra minute or so so she could get out of the way grab the next post making sure no one is on the wrong side same girl grabs the post in one of the two areas that we had all been warned not to put our hands anywhere near which resulted in her hand being crushed breaking all the metacarpals and two proximals in that hand
>>30042152
How is it that this mental midget manages to be smarter than OP?
>>30042104
You got me.
>>30041353
Funny how the responses here show how many NEETs and underaged children we have here.
Yea it's hot and all but messing with a superior at work is asking for it.
>>30041324
Fuck it, I'm going to answer OP, and just pretend he's real.
Op, you fucked it all up.
ZERO TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT AT RANGE.
You gave her safety instructions about clothing, and she blew that shit off.
Ok, no range for you, boss lady.
True story time:
>Cop buddy.
>SWAT team, competitive shooter, head training officer at dept.
>gets wife with tig ole bitties.
>They have a their own range on his rural property
>comes home, she is shooting
>asks him to shoot with her
>she's wearing v-neck "muh titties" shirt
>he shoots, and a hot piece of department issue 40 caliber brass lands in the middle of her cleavage.
> she recoils in pain and fear.
>a second piece of brass comes flying in, and hits her in the face, as she is bent over and head is where titties were.
>she flinches from 2nd impact
>hand tighten, pulls trigger, discharges gun accidentally.
>RIGHT INTO HIS LEG
>round hits his knife first
>deflects it some, but he is still leg shot.
It all worked out. They are divorced (not related), he's fine, etc. She had more trigger time than most of /k/, and is a sponsored 3-gunner. He is a lifelong gun nut, who has more credentials about firearm competence and safety than anyone I know. They still had a bad accident.
Anyway OP, it takes a millisecond for a fun day at the range to go sideways, and her discarding of your safety prep should have been a big fucking warning.
>>30042242
The part where he fucked up was trying to help a coal burning whore.
He fucked up before he even got to the range. He's going to regret it too when she comes home one night pregnant with Jamal's 4th child and she's going to give him some sob story about how she loves him and that she only did it to help jamal out.
OP will foot the bill too since he's so easily distracted by the pussy.
>>30042285
For your own good, please stop fixating on the interracial/cuck porn out there.
Its cancer, and you need to get away from it.
>>30042242
Did you become range buddies after?
OP THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!
Do you regularly, or for a period longer than 3 days, browse /fit/ or /r9k/?
>>30042458
Possibly. Let me guess
>I have autism
>>30041610
>She didn't want the D guys
You know nothing John Snow.
holy shit I didn't know it was this easy to bait /k/, even with randos assuming the lead as OP to keep it going. I'll have to come back with another story soon, this shit is hilarious.
>>30042573
thank you for your cervix
>>30041324
You should have let her borrow a t-shirt.
>>30041898
you should really fuck off to plebbit, you retarded nigger.
>>30041847
I found a picture of op
>>30042374
He and I were, and still are, range buddies.
I have no contact with his ex-wife, because she does bad things to people who trust her.
>>30041801
/k/ gets it bad because of spillover from /b/ and /pol/, but 4chan is racist overall.
Yup OP... You done fucked up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5RtlpXsl8k
>OP BLEW IT!!!
It doesn't really sound like OP even wants to fuck his boss so I don't know why everyone is busting his chops. Besides it's a bad idea to date your co-workers anyway; especially supervisors.
>>30042128
7/10 bait, I'd say. Even though I knew it was bait, OP's story still made me mad.
>>30042744
After many years on 4chan, it's still unclear to me how much of it is real and how much is bait. I honestly can't tell.
>>30042867
Very little of it is bait. It's almost all cool kids being cool by acting racist on the internet because anonymity prevents anyone from slapping them upside the head.
OP just make this a learning experience. You too her for a grade A date, she digged it and realized she was dumb for not listening to you when you had warned her. She tried to make it up to you by showing you where the burn was. When a girl give you the stare down outside her place always go for the kiss. Do not let anything get in the way of you going for the kiss. If she doesn't want it then no loss if she wants it then you are fucking set for getting some.
What happened was you had preexisting notions about her that caused you to second guess yourself for going in for the kiss. A girl will never give you such a stare down if she doesnt want you to make a move and go in for that kiss.
Live and learn OP, you seem like a chill guy and you probably still have a chance with her. Take her out for drinks so that it shows you actually want something and not just to be friends. This is probably your last chance to hit that so if you don't make a move then you have legit friendzoned yourself.
>>30041688
Then why aren't you paying attention to the dozens of people who are telling you that you ducked up?
Protip: they're right. She wanted your d
>>30041371
You faggot. when I was 20 I fucked a 33 year old mother of two with fake tits and got HPV. It was literally worth the genital warts. Best sex I've ever had by far and I've been with 13 girls
>>30041774
>snicker licker
ABORT ABORT
>>30042152
>/fit/
>>30041324
>>30041325
Masterful. Pure /k/. You showed /k/'s tactfulness with weapons handling, the carelessness of the average person, and the inability of /k/ (and me) to notice the most obvious signs of interest.
>>30043070
Wow... 13... You stud you
>tfw people are calling this bait
>Tfw even if they did I would do this myself and see nothing wrong with it
>Tfw I cannot conduct myself on an intelligent level it seems
>Tfw beginning to question if I am asexual
>>30041405
Butch, pixie cut, sundress wearing motorcyclist........post seems full damage control
>>30042867
you have to either be brain dead or lived an extremely sheltered life to not be racist or at least dislike niggers.
>>30041324
>why didn't you fuck your boss op!?
Good on you for not shitting where you eat regardless of the situation op.
>>30041689
No, you're just testosterone challenged
>>30041405
Clearly dressed up to impress you, you faggot. Just because she allegedly rides a motorcycle, has tattoos, and has short hair doesn't make her a dyke.
I mean granted, I'd make that assumption as well if I just looked at a chick who looked like that and was scanning a room looking for a suitable woman to hit on.
But this chick clearly wanted something from you, and it was your dick. Also the older girls in their 30's are a ton of fun, so you're at least a triple faggot at this point. Also those dykish looking chicks who aren't full blown lesbians are often extremely good lays. So your levels of missed opportunity and being a faggot are just staggering. Hopefully she thinks you were just being coy and is going to try to jump you again.
>>30041405
everyone is already telling you that youre a retard so im going to go ahead and tell you youre a retard
More cleavage pics plz
>>30043533
I grew up in the deep south in an area with a huge black population. I interact with black people everyday. By and large they are regular people just like anyone else. You're just a shit-bag and the world would be better off without you and your venomous way of thinking.
>>30041325
>295 replies
>>30041610
If this ever gets back to her, you better hope you just get fired. Or maybe she'll be thrilled when some fag got from an Indonesian sea she'll crafts site starts cyber stalking her.
>>30041610
>>30041624
>>30041632
>>30041650
>>30041750
>>30041774
Why do you have so many photos of her
>>30041757
Fit? this bitch is fat as fuck
>>30041347
He's on /k/ so he is a little bent and loves his dragon dildos.
>>30041325
You were supposed to kiss her you fucking retard
>>30041801
THIS is the biggest piece of bait in this whole thread.
CLEARLY he's not a kommando if he doesn't understand that.
This is truly the ultimate bait thread, I congratulate you OP
>>30041324
>>30041325
Most /k/ story I've heard in a while.
>>30041325
At face value:
>yeah this is normal
>women tend to be know-it-alls and think that their womanly charm and whimsy will somehow allow them to coast through life's activities unscathed while still being in control
Or
>tl;dr:
>simply possessing tits and ass isn't going to prevent a hot bullet casing from burining said T & A, as this is not a traffic stop.
And that being said OP, I do think you dun goof'd. From what you described you aspied your way out of a 'thank you' hummer. Well played.
I took my female supervisor shooting and she did perfectly fine. It helped that she was originally from the south (this was SF bay area).
It also helps that she isn't a dumb retard.
>>30041436
>She's a lesbian. Good God why do all of you faggots keep insisting that she was into me or something, I mean even if she was that's not the point of this thread, is this a new meme?
Ive done weed with a lesbian who turned surprisingly hetero once she was baked
and you are so fucking beta that you believe that anyone saying that girl wanted to be with you is bullying you
>>30041324
>>30041325
This never happened.
Let this thread be a reminder if someone isn't prepared for a day at the range (physically, mentally, clothingly), you need to hold off on taking them to the range. Safety is our utmost concern here
Also what is it with femanons and guns? Thie happened to me this past weekend:
>cousin, Vikingbro and I go to local indoor range
>Vikingbro informs us that some sloot he crossfits with is going to rendezvous with us at range
>im on board
>chick is nice enough, very pretty but her head is seriously full of cement
>whatever, I'm not trying to put my dick in her. All you vikingbro
>we all go into our stalls
>cousin and I set up some funs as VB gives her one last safety rundown
>load a 10/22, show her how to put the mag in and cock it
>does so fine, but immediately puts stock against right titty, barrel WAAAAAY above paper target then proceeds to squeeze off a few rounds
>have a wtf moment
>tap her on shoulder and try to adjust her posture/stock placement (read: tried to feel hips/ titties)
>seems to understand and I step back
>fires one more round, then immediately goes back to stock on tit and the barrel way up
>try to get her attention but before I can she puts a few over the target, through the holder and even manages to hit one of the binder clips
>RSO comes over and yells at all of us for being careless and not keeping barrels down
>she had no fucking idea why the RSO or everyone else in the group were pissed
>>30041781
Get off my lawn.
>>30041847
You just used a few too many buzzwords for this board. Go on back to lelddit and try again when you get better at baiting.
>>30041324
>>30041325
I want to call bait, but then I just remembered that I know guys that miss hints to this scale only to realize it a month or two later while making PB&J and shit.
I don't know guys, I think we're jumping the gun here when we assume she was actually into OP (assuming of course this story isn't blatant lies). I mean sure she did some relatively weird things by the sound of it, but that could also be embellishment on OPs part too. Given the circumstances, he really could have come off as an asshole if he made a move in that instance, to his boss no less.
Or am I just as full of shit too?
>>30041325
>>I glare at him
I bet he was so scared...faggot
>>30041324
>tl;dr- op was right but his autism prevented him from nailing his boss
>>30041325
>shows me for some reason
"Naaah, can't really see it properly, maybe I can have a better look back at my place?"
Boom, you would've been laid. Sigh, guy, just sigh.
Why the fuck are you posting so many pictures of her on fucking 4chan?
>>30046372
Because this entire thread is b8 and OP's story never happened?
At best it's some random bimbo and at worst it's probably someone he actually knows and he is a piece of shit and or autistic fool needing attention.
>>30042046
It would be difficult to do a true crucifixion on yourself.
That "pause and stare" thing was your come-on.
What- you've never read a 'mirin thread?
OP I'm not sure if you are still here or not but I'm going to explain what happened to you. You are as dense as a pile of bricks.
>staring you down and exposing cleavage
Women expose themselves their nakedness to men who they find attractive in place of having interesting or productive things to say. Your boss wanted to kiss you and hoped to arouse you sexually by showing you her chest. Your comments about her previous behavior and your relationship with her are mute. Women only act this way around men they want to bang.
>coalburning whore to 4 half black children. Presumably a single mother
Single mothers usually lose the father to their child because of a massive character defect or because they are an extremely poor judge of personality. Either way, the single mother represents a failed individual. White women who race mix with black men are usually even more defective. This is the absolute worst prospect for dating or even casual sex. Your boss has a serious flaw in her thinking or emotions.
>muh misogyny, muh sexism, muh racism
This is where I draw the line OP. This no longer is a question of your bosses integrity but yours. People who scream and cry about victimhood as a result of their identities are the weakest, most pathetic, parasitic members of our society. There are no longer boundaries coded into law that prevent anyone from doing anything as a result of their demographics. Get the fuck over it. Not ever one is equal, some people and cultures are inferior. It's just a fact of life. If you honestly believe the African living in the bush represents the same level of achievement as the Western European, Chinese or Japanese then you are completely delusional.
Grow up.
>>30041325
PURE GOLD. I r8 this b8 88/88.
Never has bait tasted so delicious.
Here is a well earned (You)
>>30041325
>>before she get's out she like stares at my face for a solid minute making eye contact and stuff
>>weirded out I just smile and tell her "see you at work tomorrow"
.................................................i drive..........................................................................................................wanna tooth pick......................kid?........................
>>30043780
yeah never mind all the crime statistics and studies. i'm sure your special blend of pet niggers is different, you retarded eternal anglo faggot.
This has to be bait there's no other reason someone can be that retarded.
>>30048868
You ever heard the story of the scorpion and the frog?
>>30041325
damnit man, you get that woman out on another date and slowly put the moves on her, slowly mind you. She needs to think you're just a bit old fashioned and not thick or afraid of getting intimate with her.
>>30041324
>There is no going back anon
Kill yourself
>Shit That Never Happened: The Post
>>30041828
>Plus a first date at a range pretty much is a guarantee you're gonna hit it.
Are you sure? I would've figured it'd be better to hide your power level until you can ease her into the idea of guns, if she's not already into them. Dragging her to the range could ruin the former.
>>30041996
>banging clients
Coworkers is a stretch, but clients? The fuck were you thinking?
>>30046372
Hoping you guys doxx her :^)
>>30049335
Sure thing, kid
>>30041650
Gibbe da pussi boss
>>30044195
She's one of those cunts that has hundreds of pictures on her facebook
>>30045605
>chick cross fits
>surprised that she's retarded
>>30043780
Different population north of the Carolinas bro. Baltimore DC Wilmington and Philly are some of the worst black cultural zones
>>30041700
dubs of truth
>>30043780
>muh anecdotal evidence
>>30050029
Never said I was surprised. I knew the direction the day was going as soon as she wore flip flops to the range and they made her buy socks to wear. She looked beyond full retard in her German foot attire and generally confused look every time I had to point out the safety when she'd ask
>"is this thing on?"
>>30049950
So post some good ones. No way she doesn't have some bikini pics
>>30052751
Like half of them are her nigger kids.
ITT: Redpill, memes, and general faggotry
>>30052899
Great contribution.
>>30052902
Thanks. I do whatever I can.
>>30052929
:^)
>>30052958
XDXDXD:DDDDD
>>30041324
Good on you OP
Pussy is temporary
But guns are forever
>>30052981
>Pussy is temporary
I dunno about that. I still use a first gen. fleshlight, which holds up to this day
>before she get's out she like stares at my face for a solid minute making eye contact and stuff
>2016
>not bringing her inside to help polish your pistol
It is like you WANT rust to form on the frame fagget
OP is a prancing la la homo man, but he dodged a bullet.
>coworker
>single mother
>"alternative" fashion
I've been there. It ends poorly. The sex is fantastic, but they are always completely nutters usually from extensive abuse in their past. If you do end up with one, you'll need to learn that they really cannot help the stupid shit that they will do.
>>30041325
you were supposed to kiss her dumbfuck, jesus christ even half the full blown autists on /r9k/ could have figured that out
>>30041750
Even if she is dating a woman, she very clearly wanted to fuck and even if you didn't want it you could have advanced your career through sex and maybe you would also stop being a dense fuck
>>30041324
>I-is this stuff normal?
>and what about this stuff thing in my shorts when I wake up?
Hey, yeah Alex...I'll take...ahh...shit that never happened for $600!
>>30041774
Confirmed b8.
This post made it way too obvious
>>30041324
OP, this is the kind of thing that cultivates the silent rage of an alpha mindset.
At first, this is a nuisance. When emotions must be acted upon....
You will be systematically eradicated by the next aristocracy.
>>30041324
Dude you're a massive faggot
Do you define yourself as ammosexual or some shit or why do you hate pussy
HOLY SHIT YOU DID NOT FUCKK HER AT THE END, YOU FKING NOOB, DOES ANYTHING DANGLE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS OR YOU JUST LIKE THE D? HAHAHHAHA U SCRUB
Yeah a little late to the party but this is either utter bait or this woman was throwing herself at you.
But I'll disagree with all these betas saying you should have made a move. You actually did it perfect here it sounds like, even if you did it by accident.
You've established so far that 1) your advice is good and she got herself hurt when she ignored it and 2) you're not easily wrapped around her finger with a flash of cleavage and a flirty look like most guys. That'll probably only intensify her interest.
If you REALLY aren't into her you should quit leading the poor woman on. 35 is right about a womans peak of horniness and this woman is clearly hot for you. I know, I know, you think she's a lesbian because she has short hair right?
Fuck that dude lots of straight girls have short hair, you're fucking whack.
>>30041405
So she's a tomboy, and said tomboy wore a fucking dress for you. Do you know how hard it is to get a tomboy to wear a dress? Its like pulling teeth! Ya fucking blew it.
>>30060496
Can confirm, wife grew up biking, playing sanic & watching transformers. She only wears a dress to weddings, funerals, etc.
>>30060610
So you married a man?
>>30061704
We've had a kid together so tomboy.
>>30061752
Sure thing. Have fun when she divorces you and starts fucking women you delusional faggot.
>>30061768
Oh, you're one of those people. We're also interracial.
>>30061768
Ok, Ross
>>30061785
Hey, I'm not mad, you're the ones throwing away your genetic heritages.
>>30061789
Well memed
>>30061804
I'm not the white one.
>>30061804
How many kids do you have?
>>30041324
>>30041325
Gentlemen this is someone who will never get laid if he is the one that has to initiate. Take fucking notes.
>>30041365
Why is the prime minister od Finland holding a rifle?
>>30041324
epic troll is epic
>>30061807
Nice reading comprehension.
>>30061817
Well considering I'm 19, none so far. That's not really an argument though.
>>30041801
4chan is and always will be racist go away reddit.
Shit thread op
>>30061840
>fucking your boss
NOPE
>>30061923
>none
>not really an argument though
You're right, you never really had an argument.
>>30041325
You went on a date you autistic troll.
>>30041405
Are you describing the boss lady from Workaholics on purpose?
>>30041610
Yeah you fucked up
>>30061992
>having kids as early as you possibly can is a good thing
Wew
Bro. I know how you feel. The way they stare is fucking wierd and shit. I had a girl do that shit for a week before I finally caught on. She wants your dick bro.
35 isn't even a "cougar", man.
I make it a personal rule not to date anyone from work (ESPECIALLY if one has authority over the other), but learning to see the signs is important.
>>30062009
Alice Murphy is a literal archetype. I seriously have worked for multiple women like this.
>severe temperament
>mid-level professional status
>single in her 30's
>still quite attractive for her age
>short, choppy hair that is either brown or dyed a deep auburn
>may or may not have kids from another guy
>quasi-lesbian; likes "butch" things, and is very aggressive for a female, but never definitively seen with women, and shows some interest in men.
>never in a recent or real relationship
ITT: NEET virgins who have never lived with the consequences of fucking their boss.
>>30062025
>no kids
>master race tutor of progeny
>>30062076
this
>>30041367
She wants the pipe you fucking autist.
