Have firearms ever helped someone get laid before?
>Inb4 rape
>>30034390
Fucking trigger discipline. Is not that hard you piece of shit.
Also rape.
>>30034390
rape
>>30034390
Depends on what you mean by "helped"
I met a girl at a shooting range, does that count?
>>30034390
Yes because your hero fantasies come true. Also rape.
Rape
Also yes, but not with women. I crave bbc
>>30034390
>Lack of TD
>>30034420
What do you mean by met
>>30034668
He means he was seduced by one of /k/'s resident traps and he nutted in some man's asshole.
>>30034668
We met at the range where she worked, we went out, we fugged
My first dates are usually to the range.
It has never not been successful.
>>30034390
Rape
>>30034390
Used to take girls out shooting back in college. My fraternity had an annual date auction for the sororities and I offered a day at the range. That was a wildly successful fundraiser for 4 years. And I got sex out of it 3 out of those 4 times. I probably could have scored the last time too, but I didn't think my girlfriend at the time would have been okay with it.
I also got plenty of hate because inevitably you would get that one freshman psycho who thought it was now her life's mission to let everyone know that you were a gun owning serial killer. Once it became clear that my gun ownership was widely known and that more people than not were in favor of guns, those bitches would shut their traps.
And that of course is when I would disappear them innawoods and add their photos to my scrapbook. But that's a story for another time.
>gone out with girl twice
>one kiss after second date, REALLY trying to go slow
>she comes over
>ask if she wants to see my cz75
>unload, rack, clear multiple times
>hand it to her, get really close behind her showing stance
>as she dryfires she starts pressing her ass against me
Immediatey start feeling her up, pull doen skirt, and fuck right there
Pretty cash
>Roses are red
>Violets are blue
>I have a gun
>Get in the van
>>30036951
Sounds straight ca$h money
But really that's a reason I don't want to take a girl shooting, because if we're at a range and I get a boner then what
What if I have a negligent discharge in my pants
>>30036913
Nope, thread dying, story now.
>>30036986
I was waiting for this.
>>30037578
I think he was funnin' you champ.
>>30036987
Better than negligently discharging inside of her without a rubber. You don't want to be forking over money for the next 18 years.
Besides, if she's into you she will encourage that boner. Don't think of it as a "what happens if she doesn't like it" because it sets you up for failure. Think of it as "what is she likes it" and go from there.
>>30034390
>BERSA
>.380ACP
I bet he's also lacking in effective penetration, and suffers from weak ejection.
>>30037578
>>30037605
I mean, the last line was obviously funnin' but the first two were true.
And if it makes you happier, I nailed one of those stupid psycho girls a couple years after she sperged out on me. Sticking your dick in crazy isn't always a great idea, but it sure was fun cumming on her face.
And then disappearing her in the woods.
>>30034390
There was that one thread a few years back where OP let his gay co-worker plow his twink hole to get his hands on an M1941 Johnson rifle.
>>30034390
>be me
>groomsman at wedding
>wearing tuxedo
>CCing Walther PPK in shoulder holster
>fuck yeah, I am 007
>confidence levels above 0 for once
>decide to flirt with one of the bridesmaids
>miraculously it worked
>make out in spare bedroom
>she sees the holster
>we start quoting Bond flicks
>laugh
>fuck
Good times.
This real Christian good girl type will always comment on my instagram, calling me cute and hot if I upload anything of me with any of my guns. That's the most recent thing I got that's close to what op asked.
The only time I got sex from a gun was when I was 18 I took this 21 college girl out to the range. We fucked 2 days later but I'm sure taking her to the gun range helped.
>>30034679
Not him, but I actually did exactly that. She was cool as fuck actually
I am now completely sold on traps after the experience
>>30038414
Did she look like Odd Job?
>>30034390
I don't know what he means.
>>30034390
I Never Understood Why People Typed Like This. It Seems Like Such An Unnecessary Inconvenience.
>>30034420
Pic related is anon
>>30034390
Yes actually.
>was 19
>take my quarter-black, three-quarter-italian girlfriend out to the desert to shoot
>the ratios matter because apparently that's the perfect recipe for fucking psycho bitch
>anyway teach her how to shoot all the guns and such
>hanging out under the shade canopy sitting on my truck's tailgate eating lunch
>"anon, I'm hungry"
>"you just ate."
>"no silly im hungry for you."
>we fugged in the back on the pickup
>she smelled like hoppes and gunpower
And then later that day
>night time, we meet up again and fugg in the back of the pickup AGAIN
>>30040351
that spaghetti nigger was just wanting you to pump her full of welfare check.
>>30040376
>spaghetti nigger
I know, that's why I fucking left her ass.
>>30040390
once you go black your a single mom with aids. how are those aids treating you?
>>30040351
>1/4 black 3/4 italian
was she from philly
Yep.
There was an ex-army girl I really liked at work. Very muscular, big shoulders like a line backer plain looking but good fun to talk to. She would trash talk me about how good a shot she was from her time as MP. I finally get guts up to ask her to go to range for a shoot. So we go, and the fucken bitch was right! Shot like a champ with my beat up Bushmaster. But was crap with my Hi-Power. She did ok with her Glock and kept on complaining about the outdated technology of my Browning. Long and short is that she seemed relaxed at the end of the day and she casually asked me to stick about for pizza when we went back to her place. She made the first move and basically held me down and fucked me on the lounge room floor. Being a big strapping athletic bitch (about 6' 1'') she pounded my bones into the floorboards. I had a sore back, bruised hips and elbows and limped for a week after. She is gf and range buddy now.
>>30037639
>Can't tell between a Bersa Thunder and a Bersa Firestorm
> 2/10 joke
>mfw I'm being trolled hard
>>30040409
No aids but zika, R.I.P. me
>>30040489
Ha
Hahaha
>>30040504
.380 is .380 friendo, regardless of the chode it comes out of.
>>30037678
so you are a serial killer?
> sitting upstairs
>fiddling with 1911
>gf comes up
>"alright? You haven't been very ta-"
>rack slide
>"-lkative."
>me: "uuuuh, I guess"
>"what are you doing with your gun, anon?"
>me: "making sure it works in case I need it"
>"oh. Come downstairs for a second. "
>she sucks my dick
>afterwards, she asks if I'm suicidal
WELL SHIT
>>30038251
I think that might've just been last year. And did he actually give in? I remember him coming to ask for advice and /k/of course condoning it, but I don't remember the outcome.
>>30040489
Photographical image of your high testosterone female companion anon?
>>30034679
Sounds like a win to me.
>>30040909
This
>>30040489
>strangestboner.jpg
>>30040875
>thinks anon is suicidal
>applies short term emergency care via bj
>follows up with long term care via asking how you feel just in case
Awesome gf anon, A++
>>30040875
Well? Are you?
If yes, Milk it for blowjobs
If no, Milk it for blowjobs
It's a win-win situation
>>30040351
Imgur link to nudes, leggo
>>30034390
Yeah, kind of.
>>30034390
I don't doubt they have. I took a girl to the range one time because she told me she wanted to learn to shoot. After all was said and done we went back to her place and she started trying to make out. Too bad she didn't have a dick.
>>30040190
>thousand pounds of spaghetti hitting the floor
>I just felt I was inspired by them
>>30039217
No traps in east Washington for me. Feels bad.
>>30041504
Bellingham has an IC hormones clinic, take a road trip.
>>30041162
> leveraging possible mental illness for sexual favors
Absolutely degenerate.
>>30034390
>oh shit, just shot my fucking phone and put a hole in my hardwood flooring cuz I'm a dumass
TRIGGER DISIPLINE
>>30041504
Well yea, i mean, i was lucky enough to be nearby a trap that was posting on here, and if you are on good terms with a trap, she probably has at least a dozen trap friends and now i never seem to fuck with real girls anymore. Fucking dicks everywhere. I didnt try to get this way, it just kind of happened
>>30039336
Baron Samedi actually.
>>30040351
Sorry to hear that. Hope you're okay
>>30042648
Like this? Because if so, I really like where this is going.
>>30040470
There really are to many of these in philly
>>30036913
>MuhDarkPassenger
>>30042698
That's a terrible Mad Moxxi cosplay
>>30040489
This is my fantasy
>>30039217
>she
>>30045974
Whatever you say dude
This attitude is great because I really don't have much competition. Traps are god and science's best kept secret.
Have fun sleeping alone tonight faggot, I'll be spooning with a cute, nice smelling sweet trans girl
>>30046402
Have fun in your 40's :^)
>>30046402
>trans "girl"
I seriously doubt half these stories are even real. They still make me want to take out this 20 year old qt3.14 shooting. Shame she only speaks Spanish. My Spanish isn't as good as it should be.
>>30046402
Not that anon but i've fucked a few trans girl too. Some people just aren't ghey or whatever it's considered. Most of them are pretty mentally unstable though.
>>30046680
Bro
Bro
That soft silky smooth feminine penis tho, right??????
Yea tho, liking traps or trannies at least rates a +1.5 on the kinsey scale
>>30040489
nice
>>30040489
Doesn't matter, had snu snu
>>30046615
Caution when dating a latino, they'll burn your shit on the lawn.
>>30045740
Same bruh
>>30046615
>>30047958
They get pregnant if you sneeze too hard too.
>>30044406
Fucking kill yourself before you reproduce with your inferior semen.
>>30040489
...(Groan)... Totally...worth.... .it.
>>30040190
That sounds like something that could easily happen to me
