>tfw no doggo to operate with and cuddle
I wouldn't bother they are more trouble than they're worth, especially after they die and leave a gaping hole in your heart.
>tfw want a Tamaskan so hard but not enough space
>camo dog loves inna woods
>don't want to shoot and hurt his hearing
>>30031098
>after they die and leave a gaping hole in your heart.
>Five months later
>Phone's calendar still reminding me to give June her flea medication.
everyone deserves a pupper
>>30031098
I ALREADY HAVE A GAPING HOLE IN MY HEART
If you want a dog then go get one!
The humane society kills millions of dogs every year because they can't afford to keep them and nobody will adopt them.
There is no shortage
>>30031120
You can get doge earpro
>>30031091
>tfw no doggo sidekick
>>30031098
>>30031140
I know that feel bros. Still missing the bastard and not sure how long until I can even consider getting another... if ever.
>>30031140
Anon, the pain is like the darkness in the night sky. It surrounds and encloses the tiny points of light that represent our joy. But they are no dimmer for being surrounded by darkness. Remember, the sky is not full of darkness, it is full of stars.
>>30031140
>>30031091
MFW, I don't have this feel
>Had to move away from family due to circumstances
>Looked at my little operator dog one last time and placed a kiss on her head as she slept
>Left without her because I didn't have the funds necessary to take care of her
Just isn't the same without my dog snoring next to me.
>>30031110
tamaskan is best dog.
>>30031091
>no doggo to operate with and cuddle
same here + zoophiliac
feels bad man, feels bad
>tfw no doggo to fug me
probably for the best 2bh
>>30031711
Tell me pepper, what is your wisdom.
>fuck russians
Sof we went to war.
>>30031091
>>tfw no doggo to operate with and cuddle
I know this feel. Debating getting a dog, but I'm afraid I will ignore it too much.
>>30033545
This
I live in an apartment, so no doggo for me. That's probably a good thing, though, I'm pretty lazy and likely would not take good care of it. I'm also in the reserves and may leave for long periods of time at once, which could end badly.
Maybe if I had a /zoo/ bf who'd be a better dog keeper I'd get one but eh, I do not feel ready for such a responsibility
a-at least i can get a bb gun and pop cans in the alley or something right
>go to literally any vet or petshop
>buy mutt that nobody wants, sometimes they even throw them at you because they're full as it is.
>now have doggo, and it won't even be an inbred retard like purebreeds
>>30031091
Don't know this feel right now, but she's getting up there in the years. I'm going to go hug her now.
>>30033599
But it'll be fixed, and that's a problem.
>>30033552
fANTASTIC MEME BROTHER.did you write it you'res self?
>>30033578
>Maybe if I had a /zoo/ bf who'd be a better dog keeper I'd get one
the feels.
a /zoo/ buddy of mine works in a animal shelter. last summer i visited him and he took me with him.
playing and cuddling and being surrounded by happy tail wagging doggies just filled my heart with joy.
back home: instant depression
my appartment seems so sad and empty.
no doggo to hug.
>>30033578
Are you a grill?
Im not a zoophiliac but Im a big dog lover and responsible owner as well as a dom.
And Ive got a fetish for having a submissive gf who would take it from a big dog to show she loves her place.
>>30033656
Buy two.
or if you're looking to get laid, visit bad dragon.
>>30033800
>grill
eew, no, groce
>her place.
I understand the link between bestiality and dom/sub stuff but I'm not into it for that, I just like the way fur smells and how happy and busy animals seem to be when nothing's trying to eat them
>>30033751
I'm always a little afraid to interact with dogs because I know I'll enjoy it a little too much.
>>30031711
>tfw doggo sidekick
>>30033801
not all /zoo/ just want to get laid.
some really love dogs. like really love.
these are my puppers.
>>30033847
My boy.
>>30033825
>I just like the way fur smells
pressing your face into the fur on the neck of a cuddlebuddydoggo while cuddling just smells awesome.
>>30033825
where are you from, if i may ask ?
>>30033847
>>30033859
9/10 would feed, care for and cuddle
>>30033911
Thanks bro.
The Black one is the first we got.
My gf wanted a GSD so we got her when she was like 4 months.
Nobody told me they were so shitty and clumsy until they were full grown which takes about 2 years.
Breaks everything.
>>30033871
Truth.
>>30033838
Well, I probably come off like I just wanna get laid, but really, I'm just not a cuddly guy. I'm not lovey-dovey with people either.
>>30033889
eastern canada m8
anyone recommend a good carbine sized dog breed?
>>30031098
>have cat for 19 years
>starts screaming loudly, constantly, and losing fur
>get her put down
>vet asks me if i'm OK
>holding back tears "i'm OK"
>cry my heart out in the parking lot
I never want a pet again.
>>30031654
My complex doesn't allow dogs. :[
>>30031091
i want a domesticated bear.
>assists you with fishing and hunting.
>keeps you warm in winter
>finds honey
>so cute all the bitches want to hang out with you
>you can camp innawoods and all the critters/skinwalkers/hobos will stay the fuck away from you
>>30031098
I'm starting to know this feel. My childhood dog will probably be gone before my next visit home. He's been around for half my life at this point.
>>30033800
im not a grill but i think i can pull off the cute trap
>>30034197
Everytime I go back to college after visiting home, I get that feeling in the back of my head that it'll be the last time I see my pet. He's getting pretty old.
It's way more devastating than it should be.
>>30034035
>19
That's pretty old for a cat.
>mom's cat keeps getting abscesses or something on it's head
>gets real skinny every time
>abscess pops, drains, then he puts the lost weight back on
>goes about his business as if half his face always had shorter fur than the other half
That fucking cat is indestructible.
>>30034186
thats fucking awesome
bears are awesome
>>30033451
That's a damn handsome dog, anon.
>>30034676
Cat's man. She was from Saudi Arabia. My mom picked her up while drunk as fuck. Next think I know, the cat comes with us to Denmark, Cyprus, Singapore and finally Germany.
She didn't give a fuck. Cats are fucking bad asses and will throw back whatever you throw at them. Cats adjust better to new environments than fucking humans.
>>30034186
Only thing better than having a bear, is being a bear.
/k/, have you met /an/? I get the feeling that the two of you would get along together.
>>30033558
feed it, clean it, discipline it, and scratch it for 5 minutes a day, and it will fucking love you.
you sound like a fag.
>>30035021
Some say /an/-tan is /k/'s wife, and /out/ is their daughter.
>>30035012
i will now ask /fit/ how to archive bearmode.
>>30033372
Jesus Christ man....
>>30035041
Or you could ask me since I'm from /tg/. Step 1:become a druid, step 2:gain enough druid levels to cast wildshape, step3: there is no step 3.
>>30035056
/k/ /ck/ and /tg/ are all the boards i need.
(its not like they talk about guns and food on /tg/ all day)
>>30035077
/tg/ is pretty much /everyboard/ lite, as almost everything is at least tangentially related to RPGs.
>>30034035
My cat was 20 when he finally bought it, sad thing is I was away on a gunners course and found out when I got home.
>come home from training
>notice the cat isn't anywhere in or outside
>ask sister where my cat is
>"oh he was seizing and screaming in pain so dad snapped his neck so he wouldn't suffer, he's buried out back"
I have a 10yr old German Shepherd now and hes starting to go deaf and his hips are getting worse.
>>30034186
Imagine some dindu breaking into your house and finding a fucking Grizzly sleeping on the couch.
>>30035163
>dindu breaks into home through bedroom window
>sees something moving in bed
>too small to be an adult male human
>dindu throws away covers, ready to get his dick on
>sees this
>>30035150
Both my childhood dogs have cancer I'm really upset
>>30035199
>tfw no domesticated Puma or cheetah
Where are those webms with the love bites and comfy cuddling. I need them right now...
>>30031098
Had a few dogs throughout my childhood. Sucks losing them. Now I have one of my own and she's the best dog in the world. I just do the best I can every day for her.
i don't know if i should feel good because theres people out there like me, or bad because ill never find them
>>30035199
Khajit cannot pay fine.
Maybe you can think of way to pay fine?
>>30035150
>>30035201
know them feels very well
nothing a good day of crying won't get out
>>30035268
kek
>>30035248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5i4hRQogj8
>tfw if they had been domesticated they'd be like cats only bigger.
>they purr and everything, only big cat species that are capable
>>30031098
almost a year after my dog died... 20 years is a long time to be alive... miss you Nero
>>30035021
They're literally married you newfag
My pupper doesn't like guns for some reason. Whenever I take one out of the safe and carry it in it's soft case, somehow the dog knows what's inside it and barks like mad. I have a similar case for my guitar, and he never barks at the guitar, so I don't know what to think.
Is my doggo a gungrabbing commie?
>>30035495
No, it's poorly trained.
Discipline the animal.
>>30031098
>dogger loves to swim, hunt, watch me play vidya, basically do anything
>socially stunted autist so she was basically my only friend
>one day can barely walk, clearly in a lot of pain
>dad rushes her to the vet on Friday, she's dead by Monday
She spent the weekend scared, alone, and in pain dying horribly. 7 years ago and the pain never dulled. Fuck dogs.
She's my operator-in-training.
>>30031091
Good dogs and cats suck.
A waste of useful resources and are over populated.
Get a ferret or a lizard or something.
I don't have a dog, but my cat is more operator than 90% of Europeans. Think about that for a second.
>>30033724
Found the assmad vatnik
>>30033847
Rotty and a GSD?
>>30034197
>Had like 5 childhood dogs die before I turned 20
At this point I don't even cry, I am just glad I was able to give them a good life. A month or two will go by and I will realize that out there, a lonely pupper is sitting in a shelter, waiting for someone to give them a good life.
my vicious pupper
>>30035628
Don't you mean, opurrr-ator?
>>30035495
Do you shoot it near him? He probably hates the noise.
are dogs real?
>>30034186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoCWWPmO2JQ
>>30031091
>be me, leave dog at in-laws ranch last weekend when i go to work
>come back that night, hes not there
>look for about an hour since its already 2 am, decide to check in the morning
>wife calls me next morning, found him dead a mile away on the side of the highway, had gotten run over
>tfw he was only 5 years old and i was looking forward to at least another 5+
>this happened last sunday, still having trouble sleeping at night without him laying next to me
Is it me or does it seem like most the dogs being posted as of late seem to be some kinda pit or pit mix?
>>30035039
Galaxy is our daughter.
Pls no beat me for this.
>>30033825
Why do I still come here
>>30031098
This. They're just gonna die.
>>30036718
We all gota die sometime anon.Its better to have been happy, then not at all.
I want a doggo and a hoers
>>30036965
This. Ya gotta love em while ya have em
>>30033372
I just cried for the first time in what must have been 4 years, anon
>>30035199
>tfw you will never be deepthroated by a jaguar
>>30034186
>bear
>domesticated
pick one
>>30031098
My fat dogger has been with me for most of my life.
He kicked the bucket a week ago. I thought I didn't give a shit when he died but I ended up breaking down after the cremation.
>>30037430
>>30031091
he's only 3 and he's already lived a third of his life.
why I subject myself to the pain of great danes I will never know
>>30037430
More please
>>30037441
Did you stay with him while he was euthanized? I hope you did, they look for you if you leave.
>>30037643
I was there for his final moments. He was not euthanized.
>my dog is terrified of gunshots
>>30035284
God damn...
Pupper would rather nap than operate.
>>30037733
as much as i love cats lets not forget how our little bastards still scratch and bite us for no reason, and then imagine bigger kats doing the same
>>30037814
As the risk taking mad man I am that has fought a pack of large feral dogs with my bare hands (Can't carry weapons on me cuz lol gun control and shit laws), I'd say its worth it myself.
My dad had a dog. A mix between a blueheeler and rottweiler. When he sat down on all fours he looked like a sphinx because his ears flopped down and looked like the hat on the statue lol
And he loved the howling at the Law and Order intro music
>>30037849
pics if you have them please
>>30033828
i really have to question the sensibility of having that barrel pointed at your doggo
pretty bad at everything but making noise at squirrels and joggers.
>>30037770
That's a big, qt pupper and a fancy house.
>>30037863
Looked a lot like this.
I just googled it.
Except once he was older, the ears filled out and when he was laying upright on all fours it was totally a sphinx look
>>30035284
Cat's are neurotic killers and it's absolutely insane that people would keep a big cat as a pet.
When your american longhair snaps at slashes at you your dumb ass just pretends it never happened and that they love you. When a big cat has a neurotic episode you actually just fucking die.
>>>/pol/74772833
Worth a read, it's archived.
I'm writing a song for my dog.
She hasn't died yet but she's getting up there in years and I already get a lump in my throat sometimes when she starts going kinda slowly at the end of a long walk.
I think I'll share it with /k/ when I'm done. Not really /k/ related I guess but I don't know how to do something weapons related for my dog.
>>30038531
What are you? Some kinda country singer?
>>30038572
I guess, and not a very good one either. I'm not even from the south. But music and guns are the only things in life I really enjoy and I have a guitar. When all you have is a hammer, etc.
>>30034035
My sister is taking care of the childhood cat, he's like 17-18. I still remember that we didn't take him when my mom and I left my step-dad's house and he had to survive for a year out in the wild. That tough old fuck was covered in scars and had to be shaved, but he made it.
>>30035914
I like the cut of your jib, anon
>>30036434
Beat the fuck out of your autistic in laws
>>30034635
you got any pics to prove it
>>30031091
one of the best puppers
>not wanting a 200 lb bloodhound
>>30038588
fellow southerner reporting in. have a banjo, still havent bought strings and a tuner for it, kinda mad at myself
>>30033545
>>30033547
>>30033578
>>30033751
T-that's not how you're supposed to show your battlebuddy affection!
>>30033372
this truly is a magical place
>>30033514
my dog is next to me snoring right now :(
>>30037430
Wont their tongues strip the skin off your dick?
fuck, going to hawaii tomorrow, gonna be there for a week.
worried about my old doggo, nala.
she's getting up there and is a great dane, so they aren't known for longevity.
I always worry with her. hope she doesn't end up like titan.
Just had a friend put down one of his she was suffering so much he just could not watch her suffer any more took her out and put a 45 in her head not a good day but we went fishing with our Fm and shot a little target and tried to forget i don't think I could ever do what he did. Love mine too much
My basset is an excellent pupper she is about 12 now
>>30033372
Fucking beautiful man.
Bedlington/Lurcher cross. Daft as a fucking brush.
>>30034186
>>30035012
>>30040820
>danes
biggest goofiest smartest dogs ive ever owned, both had to go young (7yrs and 8 yrs old) due to the intenstinal tortion issues that pretty much all of them get at some point. $3,000 surgeries just to untwist some entrails.
>>30037430
You could make it happen anon
Get creative with a genital piercing
>>30036562
Fuck you man, I was having a good day.
>>30031091
i got a Scottish deer hound to operate with. hes a bit of a crybaby, but hes a quiet runner, and has the jaw size to put a person's head in there.
i bought him earmuffs, and he keeps them on. so theres not much issue shooting around him.
hey man, you gotta give your woofer the same safety equipment you'd buy yourself.
>>30036562
well played, /k/ommisar. well played.
>>30033372
jesus dude. im copying that for later use.
thankyou. really good metaphor.
>>30043956
>posting a fake videogame
>>30035538
anon, just think.
she was only a part of your life, but you, you were the entirety of her's. i'm sure you made it a good one. dont be sad that its over for you. be happy you made her time such a good one.
>>30046003
Man, that dude got so fucking butthurt about people not liking his shittily made bear game. Sucks to be the kickstarters.
>>30040818
absolutely, but if you say no their claws will strip the skin off your face.
>>30035571
sorry, can you recommend me a good hunting lizard? one that's easy to train, mind, and is warmblooded so that he will be ready to go whenever?
>>30037432
you don't need to pick one if you domesticate it and raise it from birth. too much effort for most people though.
>>30043909
What a cutie, here's my pupper. Fella's young, about a year old. He's most likely a mutt with terrier and poodle behaviors while cowardly as a chihuahua. He's pretty relable as a warning siren and as a hunter when it comes to stuff smaller than him.
>>30031098
>be 15
>parents away for week
>suddenly dog I've had since real little starts yelping
>its in extreme pain
>don't know what to do, pick her up and drive her to nearby vet
>vet has to put her down right there
>have to take her back home and bury her all by myself
See anon, the trick is to just not care anymore. Now I am dead inside, so if my dog dies, I just don't care. P-problem solved.
>>30036562
>>30045917
>>30045943
>shhh. No more tears, only dreams now
>>30031143
You are wrong, some people don't deserve mans best friend. This stray doge game to my house last week... It was so fucked up that even when. We tried to shoo it away it would try to love on us... Probably because even negative attention to this poor pupper was still in the end attention that it never got before.
My pappy dage
Dog not operator. Dog sentry and early warning system.
GOD I WANT TO SUCK A HUGE DOG COCK HOLY SHIT.
Just had mine put down. 11, and his heart meds were killing his other organs. Couldn't stand watching him suffer, so today he got buried.
>>30046333
>>30046201
she's 10 or 11 now.
hope she's learning to shoot.
>>30033372
Isnt this the monologue Rust gives at the end of True Detective Season 1?
Rust is operator as fuck.
>>30033372
Thanks anon. All I can say. I just cried a bit.
>>30046414
Where'd you bury him? My dog is almost 16 y/o now and I feel like he'll be gone soon, although he seems like he's well enough.
My mother rents her house and if he dies while she still lives there will we just have to bury him there? What if she moves somewhere else?
It just ain't right that the dog I've had since I was a boy is buried like that
>>30035021
/k/ and /an/ have been married for sometime, and is a happy family of three.
/out/ is their daughter.
/x/ is /k/'s weird ass ex.
>>30046414
That's a mighty fine doggo.
Here's to all of our absent friends.
>>30033828
YOU DUMPSTER THROWING MANIAC. You're alive, and just as beautiful as I remember.
>>30047842
>not /pol/
>>30047913
Nah, /pol/ is basically /k/'s annoying acquaintance/neighbor. Kinda like that one guy you frew out of from the college years
>>30047745
Innawoods.
Find a spot with him before he goes, and that way he'll be buried in a place he knows and you can visit.
I love my slavshit doggo.
>>30033372
the sky really isnt full of stars you emotional faggot. its 99.99% empty space with a very rare clump of matter every once in awhile
>>30047934
I will never have a poem written about me that badass.
All of my grand parent's dogs are buried in the pasture near their house. They bury them under the oaks near the gate to the pasture. It sounds simple, but there's a lot of love for that place. We would hunt Easter eggs there every year, and the cows often roam around it. You have a beautiful view of the rest of the pasture, clear across you can see the next mesa past the road.
Its not likely to happen, but were I to die and get buried, I always wished that's where it would be. Those dogs had it good.
>>30047972
It's figurative you dumbassed homunculus.
Go back to humanity school.
>>30031143
do u shoot around pupper?
>>30031654
>>30034104
This is why so many people on /k/ don't have pets. Shitty landlords are allowed to discriminate against dogs and most of us are too young, too actively deployed, or both, to own our own houses.
>>30039215
I need, what breed?
My pupper. He's 11 now but still acts 2.
Never operated with him but every time it thunders I find him hiding in the bathtub and looking concerned. He'd probably be gun shy.
He's literally my favorite thing I've ever owned in my life. He was my first dog, got him when I was 19. Spent my entire 20s with him. Been a real pleasure.
>>30031098
fuck this thread got dark quick hah
put my dogger down last year. I'm never euthanizing a pet at the vets again. my old dog had seizures from a brain tumor. the poison didn't kill her quick. held her dying in my arms for 2 minutes telling her its okay while she yelped and shook as the vet ran downstairs to get another vial.
got a new pup soon after (moms idea) but I've hijacked her to be my hunting/life buddy. its amazing how much one can relate to another species. makes you wonder why we can't get along ourselves. dogs are like humans who only feel love. they don't care about their cellphone, or their social media, or appearance, they only care about you.
>>30031091
>operate with
>cuddle with
pick one and only fucking one those things are meaner than a bag of bees
>>30049788
>dogs
>mean
I don't believe you.
My battle buddy.
>pupper
>doggo
>doggoru uguu~~
dog
>kot
cat
>>30031098
>especially after they die and leave a gaping hole in your heart.
i have nothing left in my heart just pure hatred that dog was the only thing tieing me to normalcy and well lets just say i am ready i know what death and loss feels like
i am empty inside i feel nothing except rage
>tfw I have an AKC registered, blue Doberman that is going to be studded out as soon as he is a year and a half old.
I can provide /k/ with doggos.
>>30049788
>mean
Only if raised by dindus or cholos
>>30049788
>operate with
My friend trains his dogs to attack (He wants to be a K9 LEO, got to go train with Police Dog trainers.) . They aren't actually mean. They just think human limbs are toys. He has two Belgian Malinois that he spent insane amounts of money on to have shipped over, both very sweet dogs until he gets them into Operator mode.
>>30036434
i would literally sacrifice their first born child if that shit happened to me
>>30039215
>>30049345
its a fila brasileiro (from brazil) perfect for hunting down any slaves that try and make a run for it on your cotton fields
>>30036434
It was just a shitbull. It was going to randomly freak out and attack you and your family one day anyway. You're better off without that potential killing machine in your home.
>>30051835
>It was just a shitbull
>>30051835
>people actually believe pitbulls are fundamentally evil
They are actually a lot less aggressive than many other breeds of dog that most people see as harmless. I technically own a more aggressive dog than a Pitbull, and he's awesome. Never had an issue except with strangers walking into the house.
>pic related
>>30051928
Yeah man, totally. That's why towns, cities, and entire countries have banned that shitty breed entirely.
All those stories about fatal pitbull attacks where the victim is gravely injured or killed are just made up. Pitbulls totally let go of their prey when beaten or kicked, and they never have to be knifed or shot in order to end the attack. Yep.
>>30051928
>says pitbulls are less agressive
>counters his own argument saying there was an issue with strangers
>>30051945
Don't forget all the stories about how family pets have completely randomly attacked and killed their masters.
Those dogs are unpredictable and not worth the extra liability at all. Tere is no reason to own one over any, non killing machone breed.
Even home owners insurance policies have pit bull clauses in them. Look it up that's no lie.
>doggo
I'm loving these reddit and imgur meemees
>>30035396
As opposed to being figuratively married? You don't know how or when to use the word "literally"...
>>30051945
Wait so what you're saying is, just because an animal is big and powerful, and when it attacks (no matter how frequent or rare. In this case fairly rare.) it can hurt or kill, means it is fundamentally an abomination and needs to be banned?
I never said they were harmless. I said that they are less aggressive overall than the media paints them as being. When they do become mean and attack, oh yeah. They fuck people up. But so do other dogs. But a Pitbull costs $50, or the cost of a Colt 45 so that Tyrone will give you a pupper, and a Doberman costs $1500. So yeah "it happens all the time", but only because Pitbulls are fairly common. And they are fairly common among poorer people who ALSO tend to be "more aggressive." Take that as you will.
Point is, your stance on pitbulls is like Uncle Joe Biden on scary 'Salt Weapons, and you're a faggot because of sharing the same logic on any level with any living creature or item.
>>30051955
Well, he is a Doberman. And that is where they tend to be aggressive. Is towards strangers in their homes. Which I personally don't mind. If someone walks in and I don't know about it, I'd hope he'd at least make some noise. Which he did when my neighbor walked into my living room uninvited. If someone comes into my home uninvited, their fault if they get mauled.If a stranger shows up and I'm present, he sits in a corner and whines, then eventually warms up to them. The only hint of aggression he has ever shown was towards a guy walking into my living room, uninvited, while I was not home.
>>30037441
I have a fat doggo that looks just like that. He's probably about to go too.
>>30051945
>>30051945
>>30051976
its fucking funny how /k/ will go, when the suv mums argue think of the chilluns before your guns
>its worth having a gun until the last chillun dies
but when it comes to pitbulls they take the soccer mum approach which is kill the dogs before they hurt the chilluns
> That's why towns, cities, and entire countries have banned that shitty breed entirely.
the same has happened with guns which is also quite ironic
i think alot of it comes down to being contrarion to liberalism because they seem to be pro pitbulls
but yeah gottta tow the party line and whatever
but lets not go into the over-representation of american pitbull terriers in attack statistics when its actually multiple dog breeds are being clumped together but when in actual fact labradoors are the worst attackers
My pup is not operator as she cannot operate my AR yet, but we have been working on basic commands. I've never had another dog that would stay put on command as I set their food down.
>>30052085
New to puppers here, what breed? I am stuck between a husky or a pitbull. Before you say anything about pitbulls, I breed and train them, they are very smart if you are a good owner
>>30052052
>>30052061
The only reason white people own those dogs is because they want to look like a tough guy. Black people took that dog fighting culture for their own and you should let them have it.
Also, your salt weapon argument is dumb because salt weapons are a constitutionally protected right, you have no such right to a shitbull. No more than you have a right to own a free range lion.
Owning a pitbull just proves you have poor judgment, poor finances, dirty toes, and are a classless redneck.
>>30052112
She's a AKC registered GSD
>>30052124
Thanks, shes beautiful.
>>30033372
Ablooo blooo blooo this is so deep it made me cwwwyyyy ablooo blooo blooo
>/k/ is full of emotional pussies
>>30052118
>dirty toes
>>30052112
Husky/GSD mix is best.
>>30052085
Cute pup.
>>30048661
>humanities
>a waste of time
Pick 2 dumbshit
>>30052152
Looks like an oversized arctic fox almost
>>30052118
but as an American, I'm able to own pretty much any animal I want with the right money
I mean I can literally buy a fucking tiger long as I have the means to keep it safely on my property, in the right state. if it gets out and eats someone's child i'm obviously going to be charged with murder and have the tiger taken, It's still a possible choice I can make.
>eurocucks can't comprehend the existence of this kind of freedom
>>30052118
I don't own a pitbull. I own a purebred Doberman. But I love pitbulls. I worked with dogs for nearly 2 years in highschool, and took care of all dog breeds you can imagine. I never had issues with a Pit. Now...with Boxers, smaller dogs (Fuck Chihuahuas.), and Poodles? Oh god. Standard Poodles are the one dog breed that I am actually afraid of.
>Also, your salt weapon argument is dumb because salt weapons are a constitutionally protected right,
Gonna stop you right there.
By your logic alcohol, cars, tobacco, private jets, boats, horses, hunting, and many other things you may enjoy, and other people do enjoy should be banned just because it isn't expressly written in the constitution. And that basically amounts to "Pls mister gubbermint, rape my ass." Agreed? So why regulate an item, just because bad people get said item and allow bad things to happen? Even if that item is actually an animal.
>Owning a pitbull proves
Nothing. Literally nothing. You're literally no better than an anti-fun, and you are allowing emotion to dictate the fate of something that you dislike, even though you dislike it based on the same type of bullshit statistics that Libtards use to push their bullshit restrictions on various things, be it guns or rights of citizens.
>STOP LIKING WAHT I DON'T LIKE
>WE SHOULD BAN WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
>MUH FEELIN'S
>THE CHILLUNZ
>EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S BAD
Next you'll be telling me it's the current year, and how your wife's son was attacked by a big scary 'Salt Pitbull.
>>30052118
>look like a tough guy
no actually i just like them because of how athletic they are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4oPew_UHS8
i know sounds stupid
>men only want guns because it makes them look like a tough guy
>men only want hotted up cars because it makes them look like a tough guy
your argument against pitbulls is literally 101 liberal argument tactics why cant you see that
i wont let a certain race of people sully the good name of americas dog
your whole premise is you can only own things which are written in the constitution so you goodbye houses food water etc.... but atleast you have your 'assault' rifle to keep you safe
Reminder that kitty > doggo
>>30052138
Those pics are actually kinda old. They grow so goddamn fast. Have a freshly taken one, excuse the shit quality.
>>30052152
It's an awesome mix, but a crazy hyper one. The day we got Stuka we took her to the park, some chick got there shortly after us and brought a Husky AND a GSD. The Husky was going batshit crazy from all the people around and the GSD was feeding off all that energy going just as batshit insane, if they really wanted to they could've dragged that poor lady all around the park. Granted, that's all a training issue, but that's two seriously high energy dogs in one.
>>30052206
She acts like one sometimes. Gets that Husky spaz going.
>>30052118
My thoughts exactly. My Australian Shepherd is smarter, faster and more resilient than any shitbull we've encountered.
>>30052215
>Salt Pitbull.
pls thats a banned word don't say it or anon goes mad
thankfully its perfectly legal to own an alabai dog
lol i'm it will be a good apartment dog
>>30052252
Luna is surprisingly calm. She only has brief Husky moments, even at the dog park. Surprising since she is only 1. But she is a very reserved, shy, and observant dog. Once I can acclimate her to people better she will be the best dog you could ask for.
>>30052231
>scraggly ass fur
>asymetrical eyes
>gets in your face all the time pretending to want to cuddle
>utilizes this base human need to touch soft and fuzzy to violently attack you
>zero operational or home defense purpose
>will guaranteed piss all over every expensive non-waterproof thing that you own
>kills vermin just to hide them around your home to rot
defend your actions, cat owners
>>30052215
>By your logic alcohol, cars, tobacco, private jets, boats, horses, hunting, and many other things you may enjoy, and other people do enjoy should be banned just because it isn't expressly written in the constitution
>>30052218
>your whole premise is you can only own things which are written in the constitution so you goodbye houses food water etc
You pitbull guys are not very good at reading. I never said any of this. I said that shitbulls are shitty, awful dogs, and the fact that other places have banned them is indicative of their shittiness. I also pointed out that you cannot compare the legality of such a shitty animal to an assault rifle, because the two items have vastly different legal protections surrounding them.
This "they should ban houses" and "liberal arguments" stuff is all just stuff you made up and nonsense.
Also, all dogs are athletic to some degree. And if given the choice i'd rather have someone's well trained 'athletic' labrador bite my arm than some soulless killing machine pitbull that won't even listen to its master once it tastes my innocent blood.
Just because you guys want to look tough in front of....someone or something, doesn't mean that the rest of us have to agree with your shitty choice of dog. They are useless liabilities with no discernible benefit over any less prone to KILL dogs.
>>30052258
Don't you get tired of all those news stories of australian shepards randomly snapping having to be pried off of THEIR FUCKING OWNERS with crowbars and bullets?
Oh wait, there's only one breed that commonly does that.
Pitbulls are like owning a gun that randomly fires itself once during your period of ownership.
>>30052278
That is surprising. Stuka is about the laziest GSD I've ever seen, but once she starts playing she's hard to keep up with.
>The day we got her
>>30052288
your dumb that's what i'm getting from your post
>>30031098
>had doggo
>she was like, the best pupper
>was forced to get rid of her
>fucked me up pretty bad
>hole was too big
>around the time I got back into Pokemon
>my main Pokemon was a female typhlosion
>named after dog
>got really into Pokemon
>hole was made a lot smaller, but still there because Pokemon can't into real
>helps me with some depression issues I got
>imagine all the cool fun stuff we would do
Might be a bit autistic(more like hella autistic).but it has helped me get through some tough times, until I can get a dog again.
Also, would literally give the best cuddles.
>>30052333
>your dumb that's what i'm getting from your post
I mean that's not a great argument, if i'm honest. Bit of a cop-out, wouldn't you say?
>>30052347
its ok to dislike things just say you dislike them
don't try and have a whole bullshit argument about why you dislike them
be a man and own up to the fact you have an irrational hatred for things
thats ok i can understand that
>>30052288
>and the fact that other places have banned them is indicative of their shittiness.
Just like some places banning ARs, AKs and magazines with capacities over 10 rounds is indicative of their EVILNESS, right?
Do the world a favor and eat a bullet, you ignorant fuck.
>>30052288
>vastly different legal protections
>can't compare two pieces of property because one is a gun and the other is a dog.
>law says so.
Ok. So...you're retarded. Noice.
ok enough pitbull hate thread
whats the most underrated operator dog?
my pic
>presa canaria
i could literally kick the shit out of belgian fagginiouss
>>30052409
meant to say
>presa canario
>>30052368
The same could be said about the queers having a "bullshit argument" with me about why they like them. It's called a discussion and "manning up" doesn't include turning away when the argument doesn't go your way.
Don't act like you're somehow above all this arguing and shitposting that happens on /k/. lol.
>>30052381
It is indicative of the "evilness" or whatever you want to call it. AR-15s make mass shootings in gun free zones really easy and give a higher death count than a revolver probably would. So yes that is indicative of some sort of "bad side" of the rifle.
I personally think that owning weapons is a right worth dying for, and society (for the most part) tolerates such killings in order to preserve that right. Doesn't mean that no one can talk about the downsides of AR-15s, dumbo.
>>30052397
You can compare them all you want. But if you can't see why it's dumb comparing a single breed of dog to the constitutionally protected right to bear arms, you're probably too stupid to responsibly own either item.
R8 my pupper.
>>30052519
>>30052519
>>30052525
Don't ask this >>30052486 cunt. How many people has he maimed and/or killed?
>>30038333
But they're so much fun
>>30031098
My dog passed last September. I don't ever want another one, not because it would make me sad, but because it could never replace her.
>Man's best friend huh? They got that one right.
>>30052486
>a single breed of dog
you see this is where you are wrong
7+ dog breeds are seen as pitbulls by the media and this is why the stats are skewed
but only dumb cunts believe this
how would you feel if all gun related deaths weren't broken down into ethnicity
what i'm getting at is if all gun related deaths weren't broken down into black on black gang banging rather than white people who are just exercising their rights to have arms
it would look pretty bad when in reality its just dindu vs dindu via hi point for their corner of the block
and if you take those stats away gun violence becomes pretty minimal
the same applies to pitbulls if you take away all the mutts, bullies, bull terriers, staffies, am staffs, bull mastiffs, dogo argenterios, presa canarios etc.. and only looked at american bull terriers the stats wouldn't look so bad
>itt closeted grabber jumping at the chance to condemn and control other people under the guise of preordained and entirely unsupported superiority.
>This thing/hobby doesn't belong to me. I don't understand it so it makes me uncomfortable
>Obviously I should destroy it
Model aircraft, dogs, guns. Grabbers are grabbers.
>>30052993
What is it with you pitbull retards and this "grabber" argument?
The ONLY people who are arguing about banning pitbulls are you guys. I never said I think pitbulls should be banned, I just pointed out that other places have banned them and that they are therefore obviously not as sweet and harmless as you faggots like to think they are. My argument is that pitbulls are white trash piece of shit dogs and so are their owners. They are a needless liability and can be easily replaced by any of the thousands of other non-killing machine dogs out there and no one's rights would be meaningfully infringed.
It's like you guys are proving my point that pitbulls and their sympathizers are low IQ mongoloids.
>>30052645
Just because pitbulls aren't the only white trash piece of shit dogs in the world doesn't mean that i'm wrong about anything.
You cannot meaningfully compare legal rights concerning dog ownership to gun ownership. Period. You're all fucking stupid.
>>30052993
>All this projecting
It's not that they should be banned, it's that they're not good dogs. It's not that they're untrainable, it's just that there's other dogs that are preferable.
>>30053126
I bet you go to /pol/ a lot.
>>30053144
So, disliking a breed of dogs due to breed faults makes me a /pol/tard? This is some projecting.
>Family members have pits
>'oh they're safer than golden retrievers trust me'
>Fucking bites a kid
>>30052140
Anon, love may end up hurting you, but those who love are stronger than those who hate. Hot fires forge hard steel, yes, but the hardest steel is the most brittle. The best blades have a core of softer metal to handle impacts better. Make yourself like a blade: let life harden your edge so you can strike out against the world, but let love keep your core soft, so you can survive when the world strikes back.
>>30052581
indeed
>>30053866
Well, to be fair, he isn't wrong.
>>30053866
Why, boner why?
>>30053866
>You faggots are always trying to make me furry
Some things are a universal constant.
>>30054188
>furry
Having sexual relations with animals isn't furry.
>>30054232
As a furry, I'm well aware of the differences between zoophilia and attraction to furry characters. I was only quoting the screencap.
>>30052118
Get cucked.
>>30053866
What board was this?
>>30051945
Yeah man, totally. That's why towns, cities, and entire countries have banned guns entirely.
All those stories about fatal gun attacks where the victim is gravely injured or killed are just made up. Criminals totally let go of their guns when beaten or incarcerated, and they never have to be knifed or shot in order to end the attack. Yep.
>wow such logic, I'm ready for hillary now
>>30056154
>he doesn't understand the difference between dog breeds and guns in america
I have two puppers. Silly goldens are silly but they are shitty opr8rs
>>30052284
Not all kitties are like that anon. The 2 maine coones i've owned were fucking perfect cats for what ever reason. Most chill big ass fluffy bastards i've ever met.
My current one just turned 7 this year and I love him to death. He even does tricks and shit.
>plays fetch
>doesn't bite or claw me/the wife
>loves to cuddle
>Comes to me when I call his name
>knows certain words like treats and milk
>can do tricks like standing on his hind legs or giving kisses
I'm way to attached to him. Contemplating getting pet insurance because I had to drop 600 bucks on a vet bill after he got an intestinal blockage.
>pic related, my kitty
>>30052630
My oldest pupper passed away last weekend. Feelsbadman. Always will. he was my buddy
>>30037430
>those claws
Fug
