How do we weaponize it?
>Grab back, smash face.
Done
>>30023408
Put a spiky dildo on it.
>>30023408
Don't want no trabble
>thumbtack
>>30023408
Smash it over someones head.
>>30023460
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This, Also for global destruction, you need a ladder and some rope.
Break chair, obtain chair leg.
Proceed to beat the everliving shit out of everyone.
>>30023408
>replace legs with rockets, have enemy sit underneath concrete ceiling.
>sharpen all the edges.
>make it out of tungsten, and drop on target from orbit.
>put it on top of trapdoor, lure enemy into a false sense of security.
>use info wars to plant local culture with anti chair propaganda. hide chair in targets belongings
>make entirely from fiberglass
>put chair in super cooled chamber, then replace targets chair with super cooled chair
a weapon to surpass metal gear