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Things your gun would say when you miss the target.
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Things your gun would say when you miss the target.
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>>30021491
You always were a failure
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>>30021491
bang
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>>30021505
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>>30021491
You know, I'm not shooting blanks
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>>30021491
GODAMIT BOBBEH YU WORST DAN YUR DAD HANK I TELL YU HWAT
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>>30021491
Aaaand boom goes the dynamite.
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>>30021491
PING
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Next time big shot!
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Just pretend it's Drew and you'll be Behind that desk in no time
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>>30021491
>wolf sucks
>my barrels is too short
>this is airsoft optic
>this was flyer
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Are you living in the real world?
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gitgud
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>>30021594
My name is Drew..
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IT OKAY COMRADE, WE GET HIM ON NEXT SHOT
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>>30021491
>you forgot to put loctite on my scope rings, faggot. are you having fun trying to sight me in?
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>>30021505
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>>30021491
>this wouldn't happen if you didn't spend all your money on fancy foods and expensive beer, and used that money to practice

>what did you expect to happen by not sighting the sights from a bench

>if only your dad knew you weren't the crack shot he thinks you are

>this is what you get for trying to free float the barrel when you were 16 and had no idea what you were doing

>this is what you get for shooting corrosive ammo when you were 14 and didn't have the internet and didn't know how to clean the salts out properly.


There's a special shame I have that I destroyed the pristine condition bore of my 98k when I was a teen; now it looks like a sewer pipe.
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How could this happen to me
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Nothing because I'm a noguns
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ty ahuel blyat ?
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It's okay oneechan! Just keep trying I believe in you and I love you desu
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>>30021491
>children in Africa can't afford ammo, you know...
Shut up shotty, your not my mother.
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>>30021491

хaхaхaхaхaхa!
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>>30021505
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fuck it, its only tula
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>>30021491
I'd hit that.
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"Anon! Please, you embarrass us!"
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>>30024005
>That beautiful rifle seeing out it's days with trailer trash fudds
One day we'll scourge the socialist cancer away and be back to take our rightful clay yanks!
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>>30021491
"How the fuck did you manage that?"
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You ain't bringing meat home with groups like that, sausage fingers.
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>>30021491
My first rifle, an AR15
>okay, it's your first time...
>you've got astigmatism, take it easy...
>what the fuck, the scope was only a foot to the right
>why are you switching to the reflex?
>that mount was meant for the rail, why are you putting it on the carry handle?
>holy shit, are you drunk or something?
>and that's why you buy semiautos
>and drum mags
>and bulk ammo
>oh, that poor target stand
>damn straight you're buying a laser boresight after this shit

My optics were way off. After the boresight I could finally hit get 3 MOA
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>>30021491
Juuuuust a bit outside
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>>30024053

She was made before your time, you souless demon.
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>>30021505
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>>30025228
Dude you don't need lasers to bore sight

>look down barrel at target 20 feet away
>adjust scope to close enough
>shoot at 10 yards
>if its close to center, back up, if not adjust
>shoot at 20 yards
>adjust
>shoot at 50 yards
>adjust

I sighted in my friends gun at 100 yards when it shot 8 feet to the right with like 3 adjustments because I can do math
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>baka
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>"It's not you, it's me"
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Stop shooting me at Coke Zero bottles you're white
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Stop blaming the stock and learn to aim
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>>30021491
Quit fucking forgetting about the trigger reset you dipshit
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>>30029078
Should have put a Guntank at the bottom instead of the DVD
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>>30021567
Best comment right here
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>>30022207
That was perhaps the shittiest episode tbqh familia
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