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Is there a single aspect of combat that manlets are good at?

Besides being the sacrificial lamb when someone finds a hole that may or may not contain the enemy or some booby traps?

Pic related was 5'11".
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>>30021056
>That kick

It was like watching a grown man bully a small child
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>>30021056
>Is there a single aspect of combat that manlets are good at?
Grappling.
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>>30021097

THIS.

strength and base >> lanklets

also G tolerance is better when you're built like a wrestler.
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>>30021075
Master chef in the making.
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>>30021097
>>30021114
Best grappler in the world is 6' 4''.
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>>30021056
>Is there a single aspect of combat that manlets are good at?
Being drivers in T-72 series tanks and crawling into tunnels.
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>>30021056
Is that a midget? His proportions look dwarf-ish.
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>>30021056
5'11 is the manlet right?
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>>30021730
Definitely not a full-fledged human
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>>30022064
>would pack in my BOB/10
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>>30021056
Surviving.
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>pic related was 5,11
I can't believe some people believe this.
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>>30022064
>>30022076

>tfw you will never find porn featuring these sperm worms of this quality
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>>30021056
Sniping.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4
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>>30021056
Ball turret gunner.
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>>30022319
I know that feel.
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>>30021056
Audie Murphy and Simo Hayha were short as fuck and capped fools left and right.
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>>30021056
You are an idiot.

5"11' is the average height of the American and if you are too short or too tall they often don't even let you join.

There is literally no correlation between height and combat effectiveness either.

Your parents successfully raised a moron.
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>>30021075

>good

tall guy here. I'm so sick and tired of dumbass weak body short guys thinking they're superman because they bench more than me. It's called physics mother fuckers. when a short armed punk pushes 312 on the bench, he's pushing a much shorter distance. when figuring out the actual power involved, distance is the greater contributing factor. when I bench 275, i'm pushing much, much further, which means I'm actually generating more power than the manlet.

That's why when we wrestle around I can easily overpower guys that bench 300+. because I'm actually much stronger than they are.

we did a test to prove it. had manlet press, and marked how far he pushed the weight. then I grabbed the bar and pushed it the same distance. doing that, I actually benched 350 instead of 275, much more than his max, when moving the weight the same distance

>TL;DR bench press doesn't mean shit
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>>30021097
>>30021114

lanklet here. you short guys are good at taking me to the ground, but once we get there? your stubby limbs make me laugh. so easy to dominate manlets once we're on the ground.
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>>30021056
take this shit back to your faggot containment board >>/fit/
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>>30022797
Calm down, little baby man.
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>>30021658
>best grappler in the world
>got ragdolled by jacare
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>>30022099

FIVE FOOT NINE I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH
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Im 6,1 and I was training in combat sports for a few years. Its obvious that that smaller people are usually FASTER. I have been defeated in sparring several times by smaller guys. Speed is very important in striking sports. Of course it was NOT a pro level...
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>>30022621

As was Carlos Hathcock.
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>>30022712
Same here. I'm 6' 1" and my arms are long as hell. I had to work like a demon to get my bench over the 300lb mark and it's not likely to go any higher. It's taken me 5 months to get it to 305 so I'm just going to leave it be.

Anyways manlets who have arms that barely extend past their own chest when they lift think they are some sort of weightlifting gods. I don't even respond when they boast and claim their so much stronger than me. At least I can get a fucking dish out of the top of a cabinet in the kitchen.
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>>30023117
Manlet here. Fuck you, who needs to be tall to get the top dish when you have a pooper scooper.
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>>30023117
5'6 manlet here, i wish i was a little bit taller
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>>30023413
Feel for ya man. But don't sweat it because nothing is to be done. If you're under 25 stop using stimulants and eat lots of cruciferous veggies.

>>30023212
I don't have a dog.
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>>30022113
angry manlet detected.
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>>30021834
No, dummy. The manlet is definitely not 5'11, he looks around 5' maybe even less.
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>>30021056

Most special forces are under 6' because being shorter makes you a smaller target in general.
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>>30023820
That is literally the last reason why someone would be picked for SF.

Most guys in SF are average height 5'8-5'11ish and average build because that's what's best as moving the longest distances.
Big guys use more energy because they weigh more and manlets have tiny legs and can't step as far.
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>>30021056

Oh hey Australia is up :)
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>>30022735

manlets are quicker and are harder to move around since their limbs are shorter.
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>>30022623
what is to tall
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im pretty sure shorter or avarage height guys have better capabilities at high reps of stuff, like a million push ups in BUDS. Im 6'4" 190lbs (thin body type) and good athlete but high levels of (over ) excercise make knees hurt. and bla bla bla.. their joints have an easier time then mine even if we put the same effort.. its like when dolph lungren explained why his bench was low even tho hes super jacked.
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>>30026086
lighter body weight also puts less wear on you
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>>30021078
>It was like watching a grown man bully a small child
and just as fun!
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Living longer than the enemy counts as a win I guess
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>>30021056
No. As Long as yourre not a MANLET or a lanklet then you're fine. Average is the best. 5'8 to 6'2 is perfect heights for males.
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>>30022623
Wrong. I'm 5'11 & 3/4, 6 feet with my shoes on. Actually look up the average height of American males. It's more like 5'9.
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>>30021056

Low center of gravity.

Tall and lanky people are much easier to grapple and flip over then stocky Costanzas.

Taller people have better reach.

So if an opponent is taller than you, then its to your advantage to get in close (pic related, Iron Mike is 5 foot 10') and if they're shorter than you then its to your advantage to keep them within your striking range; but outside of theirs.
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>>30026588

Yeah; but that includes Mexicans and Chinese.
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>>30026654
Well I've never seen stats for just white guys. Anyway I'd say in a room of 10 men I'd be 8th tallest. Most men are shorter.

Basically I take notice when there's a guy taller than me.
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>>30021056
Idk im 5'10 but i suplexed some fucking fag who was as tall as a small tree at the rink but i guess ive been playing since i could walk and that fag stickhandled like i did when i was 8
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>>30026698

I'm 5'11 and I'd say in a room I tend to be pretty average height. With 10 dudes in the room about 5 would be taller and 5 shorter.

Unless its a room full of Mexicans then I'm more like the 8th tallest, if its Chinese I'm probably as tall as any of them and if they're Japanese then I'm Godzirra.
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>>30026746
It's all relative. I live in Wisconsin and we got some big Norwegian mother fuckers.

Sometimes even women are taller than me. Often fucking hot. It confuses my penis.
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>>30026648
>Reach

Irrelevant when legs are actually used.
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>>30022712
>having to go through these mental gymnastics to justify being weaker than a manlet

Top kek
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>>30026823

So taller people don't have longer legs?
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when will they learn?
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>>30021056
>manlets are good at?

Taking punishment. I've seen quite a few 'wrecked' threads, with bones broken and sticking out. Legs or arms folded the wrong way, etc. Invariably, it's all tall people (with long limbs) that get ruined.
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>>30026797
U must live up nort dare aye?
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>>30022712
>I skipped the physics lesson about how leverage works: the post
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>>30027380
I guard the Ice wall and keep the White Walkers at bay.
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Most guys in the army are like 5'10". The danes that operated with us in afghanistan are taller than us. Hell, I can say that even korean soldiers (worst korean, not ethnic roof korean serving in the army) are about as tall as us, tho a bit flimsier
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>>30022948
Shale Sony pls.
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>>30021097
>tfw longass arms and wide shoulders mean some little shitter italian manlet half my weight with half my years of lifting can match or best my bench

fucking mechanical advantages man

but no i'd kick a manlets ass any day of the week on any lift that actually matters on a functional strength level
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>>30026648
>Taller people have better reach.
Pro tip: reach gives huge advantage in ground fighting too. Manlet pinned in closed or half guard by tallfag could not reach tallfaq face and neck with enough leverage. In the opposite situation manlet's guard doesn't hold tallfag far enough. When tallfag is on offensive and pins down face to the ground with one hand to do beatdown with another manlet's short reach makes very difficult to grab neck or strike face as counterattack options.

tldr: manlets don't have any advantages their life is suffering.
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>>30026648
Tyson Fury is 2.06m
Wladimir Klitschko is 1.98m
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>>30021056
Us military vehicles are designed around crew with an average height of 5'8"~5'7". The bradley is extremely shitty to crew or ride in when your above 6'0". Mechanized Infantry used to be MOS 11M until the Army said fuck it and decided everyone would be 11B. This had the unfortunate effect tall people getting permanent change of stationed from their light unit to mechanized or striker brigades where they can never sit comfortably in their assigned vehicle. There is also other shit like vehicle weight and size being increased to accommodate taller people.
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>>30022712
Physics eh? Well I'll tell you something cockswallower:
Using more power to do the same job, in your case, lifting a fallen log off oneself IS NOT more efficient. Repeat. You swallow dicks, and you do not generate "more power"
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>>30026746
I'm 6'5" and when I went to Japan, I spread my arms out at the airport in Tokyo and everyone was under them. I thought it was historical.
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>>30021056
Fighter pilots. Faster reaction, can take g's better, can actually fit in a cockpit without suckling their own kneecaps.
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>>30021056
That reminds me of when Jackie Chan beat all those kids in the remake of the karate kid
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most operators are manlets
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>>30029704
No, you're wrong, he's lifting the same amount farther than you are. Which while bad for power lifting it leads to more practical strength so he can toss your manlets ass around.
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>>30032128
Most fighter pilots are over 6'0". Try again. The enlisted personnel who serve him could benefit from being short so they don't injure themselves maintaining his jet.
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i think if youre 5'8-6'1 youre probably decent for any physically activity thats not specialized. the real benifit of being tall is more women want you. i'm sure shorter people are better at hide and seek or something
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