Does /k/ name their guns?
ITT we post our guns and their names
>>30011890
Mark VI is a pretty shit name tbqh friendo
Fancy McStabberson
>>30011890
I just view all guns as an extension of my body, as autistic as it might sound.
So I guess my guns just have the same name as me.
Other than that, I'd like to maybe get two large caliber pistols and name them April and May.
I've just always liked the saying "april showers bring may flowers", which is also incredibly autistic to most normal people, especially given that it doesn't really fit guns in general in an obvious way, but you know.
Don't judge me, cunt.
>>30012025
Jesus...
I name all my guns white trash names
>Olive
>Sheila
>Jamie Lynn
>Tammie
>>30012025
You might legitimately have the 'tism
>>30012035
I grew up with a single mother, see.
I'm in summer mode all the time.
>>30012037
brandeen?
>>30012037
Charlena needs to come in at some point.
>>30012089
I'll save that for when I buy a Webley
>>30012051
I'll name my next over over under Brandy, is that a good compromise?
I-i like to call it Dick justice.
>>30012038
>the 'tism
kek
>>30012038
The Savantism?
>>30011890
I name my guns after song titles.
like my wasr for example, i named it "Don't you hear me knocking?"
and my mossberg 500 "thunder struck"
>>30012165
I rest my case.
>>30012089
>>30012629
A Desert Eagle that I call Big Pun
A two shot that I call 2Pac
And a dirty pistol that love to crew hop
My TEC-9 Ima call T-Pain
My 3 inch snub Ima call Lil Wayne
Machine gun name Missy so loud
>>30011890
Amrûnil, the Flame of the East
>>30014993
Mohammed plz go.
>>30015003
the steel turns from parkerized to blued when Taliban are near
>>30015003
Fack u
Keke (couldn't find a better pic)
I just call them battery guns because they shoot aa batteries.
>>30011890
I call her: "La arregla todo", because she does.
>>30012736
>not calling the TEC-9 "Tech N9NE"
Cmon man, you even had a few rappers in there already
I call my Glock 40 Problem Solver
>>30016444
that looks pretty rad dude.
single shot? know how many fps it launches at?
>>30011890
VPMEME
>>30011890
Giggles and Fudd
>>30011890
I named my stevens 320 Shaniqua because it's black and loud
>>30017707
my tec9's name is Dylan
>>30011890
Daisy Cutter
We have a few guns in the house. Each have their own nickname.
- CZ 75B "Zetor" (A czech tractor company)
- Tanfoglio CZ 75 copy "Tanu" (Dunno what model it is)
- M/39 "Pystykorva (finnish made Mosin)
- VZ58 "Skoda" (Czech assault rifle)
- .357mag Desert eagle "Dessu"
- AR15 by stag arms "Stagge"
>>30011890
My gun is named penis
So I can unload into some nice target from time to time
And my penis is named forty five, due to it's sheer stopping power
GSG AK22 "Marley" cause its always jammin'
seriously, the extractor just wont work if it FTF, and I have to shake the round out of the chamber
Taurus Spesco model 10 copy "Ham Sandwich" because its so shitty, its only good as a drop gun
1942 M91/30 is usually called "Izzy" since the receiver is an Izhevsk, but since it a post war arsenal refurb, its a Frankenstein mishmash of parts all force matched
My other gats haven't been named as of yet
>>30021090
kek
if I ever get a hi point 995, its getting named eric
>>30014993
Best filename
>>30011890
I'd call this gun the rhino.
>>30016444
European?
Oy, we are onto you matey
I got drunk one day and carved Yen into my lower receiver based on pic related, I might cover it with duck/grip tape though...
Have an SLR-107FR that's going to eventually come with a US Palm battlegrip, ALG AK trigger, Obzor 1P63 combat sight, an AK-9 lower handguard, and 30 steel Hungarian magazines.
What should I name it?
>>30021550
of my AR15*
>>30011890
My mini 14 is called Breivik.
>>30011890
Yep.
I name all of them.
My Mauser is Caroline, my AK is Rosa, my Tokerev is Marcel, my Jericho is Martha, my CZ-82 hasn't been named yet (if anybody wants to give me suggestions y'all are more than welcome to) and my FAL is Daisy (not complete yet)
Pic is my current family photo (less the CZ-82 and Daisy)
>>30011890
I've got a bullpup 870 I called Sally on a lark when the family asked if I went off the reservation and picked a name
>>30021550
>I got drunk one day and carved Yen into my lower receiver based on pic related, I might cover it with duck/grip tape though...
Yen was a cunt. Triss, Ciri & Vess are all better waifus.
>>30011890
CZ 75B - "pět a sedma" (five and seventy)
Vz.58 - "Kosa" / "Osm a padesátka" (Scythe / eight and fifty)
>Kosa / Scythe - it is the most common and essentially the original nickname for Vz.58, originating from the time of its introduction into Czechoslovak armed forces.
L1A1 - I still think about name to give her
>>30021617
Vera was the name of a czech whore I met in amsterdam, could fit well for your CZ.
One of the best bang you can have for fifty bucks
>>30021617
Pic related is the CZ-82.
>>30021657
Triss is annoying, Ciri is strictly daughteru, and Ves takes more army dick than your mum. Yen is canon best waifu
>>30022021
>Yen is canon best waifu
She's a fucking cunt.
You spent so long trying to save her & the only thing she does after you get her back is being queen bitch holding a grudge over shit done when you had amnesia.
Fuck her & her bitchy attitude.
I enjoy crushing her fucking soul when you remove the spell over her & Geralt and you can tell her you don't have feelings for her anymore.
I call all my guns just a vague description of what they are.
"The russian gun."
"The breakdown .22"
"The shotgun."
If you name your guns like you name your Pokémon then you are autistic.
>>30021566
AH-LIMB,MUH-NATe-Tor
>>30021741
Could the CZ fit well in her though?
My Nagant 1895 is Commissar Shootski.
My CZ 2075 RAMI BD is Czechmate.
My CZ 70 is Czechi Breeki.
Someone suggested I name my .25 ACP pocket pistol (Czech Duo) "pomf" and although they immediately regretted this suggestion the name has stuck.
Also people who name their guns after girls like cars bore the shit out of me you guys need to try a little harder. Not even try harder; just try at all.
>>30014993
with that file name, I have to say this post is underrated. Mostly because I want to believe thats actually your kalashnikov you shopped into this.
>>30011890
my sks is Helen
my Mosin is Gertie
my wingmaster is Rosie
my Ruger murrican 22 is Penny
>>30023174
she was a whore. you could fit a whole hipoint in there.
>>30021378
>when she says "stop i can't feel anything" before you cum
>>30011890
Is that a .45 revolver?
What's it called?
