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Hey guise, Whats the fastest ways to get a pistol as an immigrant
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Hey guise,

Whats the fastest ways to get a pistol as an immigrant in a country.

Lets start with UK, Japan, and China
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>>30006110
Muhammad pls
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Attack a policeman who has a pistol and take it. Good luck, faggot!
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>>30006184

ukucks cops don't have guns though
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>>30006110
Ask Alasheed Takbir Bin Muhammadjalafar if he knows of someone.
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>>30006212
So you'd have to trigger armed response.
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>>30006110
>Japan & China
hahahahahah good luck ahmed, its legally impossible to get a pistol and its insanely hard/time consuming/expensive to get a bolt action or a hunting shotgun in either country.

if this gives you any ideas of how hard it is; people from Japan end up flying to guam/Vietnam/Cambodia if they want to shoot guns.
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>>30006110
Meet gun dealer. Buy/steal guns from him.
Attack armed police officers and steal their gun.
Brake into an army warehouse and steal guns and ammo.
Build guns by yourself using blueprints found on the internet.
Order a gun on the darkweb.
Do 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats and run 10km everyday and become a living weapon.

If you don't have enough money to purchase a gun, sell your ass in train stations. There are always some perverted old fags willing to pay to fuck a young brown ass.
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Abu Ajar pls
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>>30006110
Money talks.
Hope you have enough of it.
Crime syndicates and the like will have what you need.
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>>30006110
>move to America
>purchase one

easy peasy
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>>30006110
>Hong Kong
Be millionaire

>Mainland China
Be millionaire, or have relationships with some guy in the government.

Such is life.
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>>30006110

The answer is the same in any country.

Suck as much government cock as possible, convince the authorities that you trust them implicitly and that you can be trusted to beat their citizens into submission for them and they will reward your loyalty by giving you the means to do it.
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Japan (or at least tokyo and the surround prefectures) has anti gun propaganda all over the fucking place.

There are even toys that mock these posters for sale there.
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>>30006471
>ts legally impossible

Who talked about legality? OP wants a gun. Legality is not an issue.
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>>30006110
You know a guy that sells any drugs besides (but can often include) the Johnny Red Eye?

He'll know a guy who at the very least knows a guy that can get you a gun.

I did it a few years ago when my Company sent me to Serbia to drill out mineshafts for zinc and lead.
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>>30006110

UK: 20+ years of holding a firearm club membership or whatever the bullshit cuck thing is, then maybe you could get a .22 pistol.

Japan: Daka daka no! Good luck-san!

China: Get back to the rice fields you treasonous capitalist dog. How dare that thought even cross your mind.
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