Tell me about suicide bombers /k/
Who are they and what do they want?
>>30002959
It doesn't matter who they are. What matters is their plan.
Kinda depends on the organization.
A Tamil Tiger and an IS guy aren't going to agree on a hell of a lot.
>>30002980
Imagine two suicide bombers from different faction accidentally show up to the same event.
How do they decide who gets to bomb it?
to get away from the nagging
>>30002995
It's a race to push their button first.
>>30003019
Yeah but which group gets to claim it?
>>30003018
Surely, the prophet would rather kill himself via huge explosion ridding this world of infidels than listen to the nagging of his wife and sisters.
A veteran suicide bomber told me they're treated pretty well, never given cleaning or shit duties and when they go on a mission they get to eat as much ice cream as they want
>>30003033
That's actually a thing all the way from the last century.
Sometimes dozens of terrorist organizations claim responsibility for the same bombing for the street cred or to get international attention to their cause.
I had to buy my wife's daughter a defensive suicide vest because she is being bullied at school.
>>30002959
>what do they want?
same thing we all want
hairless virgins
>>30003076
>tfw habib gets all the best bombings and leaves none for you
>>30003076
If he was a vegan he can't have been very good. I was under the impression all suicide bombers were the only soldiers who do their jobs right when they die
>>30003478
Veteran. Not fucking vegan.
Although I'd probably blue myself up if I was
>>30003478
>not stashing extra mans from the earlier stages
>>30002959
They are expendable retards. Their commanders even admit as much, the bombers are viewed as a mere commodity by their leaders and religion. This is why Islam is dangerous and why 'moderate' Muslims prove themselves to be enablers at the very least. A backwater philosophy and religion for backwater people.
>>30003478
>He actually blows himself up when suicide bombing
top kek thats a scam bro
They bomb then scoot thats the name of the game
How do you think they learn how to suicide bomb so well?
Fucking experienced suicide bombers that's how
Experience > Technical skills
>>30002959
I want one them snazzy ballcaps.
>>30003867
where to cop make jihad great again hat?
