ZimZam Sells Gun Used to FlimFlam TrayTray for $138,900
>https://archive.is/QRNc3
>quotes with more salt than the Dead Sea
>donations picked to cause maximum butthurt
>highest price a PF-9 will ever sell for
>>29988457
I wonder what Zimmerman carries now?
>>29988504
I bet he carries something Kel-Tec still, I mean who doesn't trust the product that did its job when you personally needed it most? And didn't Kel-Tec give him a gun for free when the DoJ was dragging its feet about returning his?
>>29988457
>buying a lel-kek
>current year
>>29988749
I would of been better if you said kel kek
History channel should make an updated version of this episode
https://youtu.be/wMGd85piaJc
>>29988457
>Condition:
>Used
>can't flim-flam the Zim-zam
Glad based George got his payday.
>>29988749
That one has attained legendary status. Guaranteed critical hits on the melanin rich and the wielder cannot be flimflammed.
>>29988749
But not only did he buy one, he paid more for it than if he'd bought multiple full-auto rifles. Let that sink in.
>>29988734
>I mean who doesn't trust the product that did its job when you personally needed it most?
It jammed after one round.
>>29988814
Clearly that's all ZimZam needs
>>29988814
Exactly, it knew it had already one-shot its foe, and that firing more bullets would only make the court case more difficult. It had George's back the whole way through.
>>29988457
>not .50 African Eliminator
>not .40 Soul Wrecker
>>29988870
>dissing the glorious 9mm Underground
>>29988814
the first bullet always does bonus damage to night apes
My browser window title displays this thread pretty amusingly.
>>29988814
It jammed because in the report the slide was pressed against his body. Unless you have a revolver or derringer, every handgun is going to jam in that instance.
>>29989326
Hell, some might not even have that first shot go off from being out of battery. Based Kel-Tec still got the job done.
>>29988457
>Racist McShootface
Good work guys.
>>29988786
>number of rounds fired: 1
>>29988870
>not .45 American Cavity Puncher
>>29989304
>Using Opera post Webkit
Don't do this to yourself. Webkit is a cancer upon the open web and those who use it should be ashamed. It's basically Trident 2.0.
>>29989640
Then who do you suggest? Firefox got taken over by SJW devs (who are making in their typical fashion very poor decisions), Chrome is pure botnet, and Chromium is supposed to be worse than Opera.
>>29989676
There are no good browsers any more. I recommend Elinks.
>>29988457
>$138,900
>For a gun that killed a crimal black
I am absolutely, positively sure that there are multiple guns like this.
And they are at least as shitty as the PF-9
>140k$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>29989715
Only one was wielded by our un-flim-flammable lord and savior, officer knight zim-zam.
>>29989685
Unfortunately, I need to pick a browser that non-tech-savvy people can use also. Opera seems to be the best of the options out there.
>>29989640
What's wrong with webkit/trident?
>>29989768
Lack of standards compliance combined with popularity making for shitty web monoculture.
Occasionally you will run across a site that is designed to work with IE7 and you will understand that this is a very bad thing.
They're dying off but this sort of shit will come back if you continue to use Chrome derivatives.
>>29989631
You mean...
> not .45 African Child Penetrator
>>29989756
Probably bought by some anti gun nut so they can destroy it.
>>29989850
Paying $140,000 to ZimZam for the privilege is still a win for our side.
>>29989326
Some guns won't, fixed barreled designs like the Makarov are very likely to be able to rechamber a round even if pressed onto a body
>>29989850
>>29988457
>>29989850
I really hope so.
>SJW gives $140k jew-opoly dollars to zim zam
>zim zam flim flams them all with transferable M79 and ammo
>custom shoulder holster
>cool leather jacket
>names M79 Blim blam
>chases niggers through the streets screaming about flim flam zim zam blim blam
>becomes the hero America needs right now
>>29989640
that blur though
>>29988457
I'd like to know what kind of person pays $138,900 for a fucking Kek-Tec PF9.
>>29989953
kek
>>29989846
Nigga you gay
>>29989953
That made me laugh.
>>29990000
Nice digits
Any word on what the Zim Zam is going to use the money for?
>>29989986
A very wealthy person who is willing to give up $138,000 to own a historical novelty.
/k/ needs to venture out of its poorfag mentality to understand that some people have a lot of fucking money and spend ridiculous amounts on a semi regular basis.
>>29990022
thank you friend :^) nice dubs
>>29990000
witnessed.
Every time you give money to someone who shot a black criminal, a SJW loses its head.
I wonder if we'll see as much rage as with the donations to Officer Wilson. Pic related.
>>29988457
what a glorious motherfucker.
I hope he buys a M2HB with it or something and mounts it on his house.
>>29990022
>Any word on what the Zim Zam is going to use the money for?
>A portion of the proceeds from the sale, Zimmerman said on the auction website, would be used to “fight BLM [Black Lives Matter] violence against Law Enforcement officers, ensure the demise of Angela Corey’s persecution career and Hillary Clinton’s anti-firearm rhetoric”. Corey was the Florida state prosecutor who led the unsuccessful attempt to convict Zimmerman.
>>29990028
>implying poorfag
I was implying frivolous spending.
>historical novelty
You really think anyone will give a shit 15 years from now? Is the gun used to kill Latasha Harlins historically significant? Nope. There is a stupidity in frivolous spending. The amount of money you have doesn't negate the logic of it.
>>29990109
Based
>>29990075
Holy shit that's funny. I checked out and stopped paying attention to that debacle, but I'm glad that it went in that direction.
>>29990075
From "Rothstein"
"I've donated sfiftee dollars, which is a lot, but I can spare ten for such a good cause"
>Actual donation $5
Fuckin lol
>>29990192
It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen come out of 4chan.
>>29988749
Nothing wrong with a Lel-Kek.
Get with the times.
>>29990075
>those comments from Moot
>>29989922
This one?
Probably closer to /pol/ territory, but liberals are butthurt that some police agencies actually auction off confiscated weapons -- and its the NRA's fault
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/05/nra-guns-sales-control-zimmerman-police-213895
>>29991446
kek
>>29990075
That pic is 10/10
>Leonard Pitts, a Pulitzer-winning columnist for the Miami Herald, wrote on Wednesday that the auction was “a national shame”.
>“The marketing of the gun that killed him by the man who pulled the trigger does not feel like simply another example of flagrantly bad taste. No, it feels like a victory lap on a dead boy’s grave,” Pitts wrote.
>“So when this thing is sold it really won’t matter who writes the check. We all will pay the price.”
I love fresh salt with a fine meal.
>>29992363
>victory lap
Did he just admit that ZimZam was a winner?
>>29992745
Unintentionally, yes.
ZimZam uses Auction!
It was Critically Effective!
>>29990000
>>29990022
the memegods have spoken, they are amused by zim-zam's heroics. All hail saint zim-zam
>Tracy Martin refused to comment on the auction, saying he preferred to focus on the work of the Trayvon Martin Foundation, set up partly to support other parents who had lost their children to violence.
Holy shit the cognitive dissonance, YOUR SON WAS THE ONE PERPETUATING THE VIOLENCE.
>>29994030
Lost to violence non the less anon
>>29993987
One can only guess what the Lords of Memes will bless the great get >>30000000 with. The posts have almost aligned, the time is nearly upon us!
>>29989846
>not .45 AlohaColoredPeople
>>29991446
I have been trying to talk my local police department to do that.
But they decided they they would rather write more tickets then sell some fud guns they busted a grandpa on for not having his FOID card (IL fag here)
>>29989911
No the rear of the slide was pressed into zimzam, it could not properly cycle.
>>29992363
>another example of flagrantly bad taste
What would Leonard "Cry me a river" Pitts know about bad taste?
http://old.seattletimes.com/html/opinion/2003731134_pitts03.html
>Still has millions in debt from his legal defense.
>>29990120
Bitch do you understand how expensive a +2 pistol with the favored enemy- black people enchantment is?!? Those don't grow on trees, that's a lot of gold pieces and platinum.
Some people need that +2 pistol
>>29989758
http://vivaldi.net/
This is the spiritual successor to the old Opera, made by some of the old devs. Sadly it's blink based, but other than that it's pretty much the only mainstream browser that's still made for power users
>>29994830
>v1.1
Wow.
I'll give it a look, thanks anon. Blink based?
>>29994670
This. His lawyers will be very happy to hear about the successful auction.
>>29988749
This is no ordinary kel-tec, it is the crusher, the cutter, the handgun that can destroy all with but a single shot, handed down from the very murder/k/ube himself to the Saint ZimZam to end the life of the foul man beast Tray Tray.
Dindubane!
>>29989953
>chases niggers through the streets screaming about flim flam zim zam blim blam
>>29995336
>Dindubane!
>>29994670
Hahahaha.... He's still gonna be bankrupt after getting the payout. And still gonna be down a gun.
Zimzam is still gonna be flimflamed after gettin dat Gouda from his bang bang dat shot day poor dindu boy, Tray tray.
A legitimate piece of modern history that sold for an unprecedented price and it's gonna get locked up someplace and vilified as if it is an artifact of evil incarnate.
>>29988814
That's just how keltecs work.
>>29995401
His lawyer was free mate.
>>29995469
>http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/george-zimmerman-2-5m-debt-legal-fees-article-1.1532347
>The $2.5 million debt the broke and embattled 30-year-old owes is strictly in legal fees, his defense attorneys in Florida have revealed.
>Zimmerman's lead attorneys, Mark O'Mara and Don West, originally offered him their services at no cost but say they notified him of their intent to collect their fees two months ago, O'Mara told the Orlando Sentinel.
>>29989953
>poonk pistol
>>29995481
That feels like a bait and switch did they tell him they wanted money before the trial?
>>29995544
The article said something about changing their minds when his family raised $400k online for him, but then the donations stopped.
Or something. I dunno, I just used google but I'm going to bed, you can also use google and an answer will appear.
>>29989024
>night apes
Fucking hell I almost choked on my food
>>29992745
I'm dying.
>>29988457
Is archive.is used to view webpages without giving them pagehits?
>>29995594
Correct. Also archives it so that the site owner can't try to sneakily change things in the article as some news agencies have done in the past--or well, they CAN, but people can point to the original and highlight the changes.
>>29988457
well, given zimzam flimflammed the traytray you gots to paypay to have the bangbang to hanghang on the wall-a like a ball-a so we can saysay that to-dayday that hill-aree can't kill-aree your 2A and make you gaygay like the rest of the fucking world
gas the kikes race war now
>>29995613
>>29988457
>my face when the communists on npr were talking about how it wouldn't sell for decent money last week
>>29995609
Glad I logged onto /k/ tonight.
Thank you /k/ind stranger.
Can't even read the comments, why bother saving that shit?
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>>29995613
Deserving.
>>29989850
If some dipshit wanted to pay me six figures for a polymer handgun so he could destroy it I wouldn't hesitate, even if he melted it down right in front of me.
>>29989953
11/10 quality post.
>>29995768
>I want this burn to keep me warm on cold nights...
Me too, anon. Me too.
>>29990075
Some of the finest trolling since the glory days.
>>29995768
Kek, I remember that one a few weeks ago. I was on the shitter... constipated. One post from Oppenheimer and my anus was racked - my gastrointestinal fail to fire was unjammed.
>>29989676
>Firefox got taken over by SJW devs (who are making in their typical fashion very poor decisions)
Say what?
What happened?
>>29990075
>>29990125
cute squid
>>29989676
Waterfox, silly
>>29996185
SJWs now comprise the majority of the dev team. It's the reason they forced out their CEO for making a contribution to an anti-gay organization over a decade ago (you might remember that from the news). Hell, it's the reason they just spent $15,000 to remove every instance of the word "slave" or "master" from the code.
Anyways, the actual design decisions they've been making recently have been all kinds of moronic, and promise to continue being so in the future. I'll leave it at that, since this isn't /g/.
>>29988457
I don't get why sjw's care so much, it may be distasteful to profit from the gun but its his property and he has a right to do whatever he wants with it. just goes to show how easily people who preach tolerance and blm will try to take away muh rights.
>>29996841
Because they rage at the slightest thing.
>>29990075
Amir Rosenstein 5$ donation
>only 15 dollars because you shouldnt ask for handouts, but its a good cause so i can spare 10 dollars
my.fucking.sides.
>>29997077
>implying anti-sjw 4chaners & redditers don't
>>29988814
EXACTLY LIKE MY PF9
>Praising a fat fuck who's actually proud of killing someone
He's everything that's wrong with the gun community
>>29990075
>that whole image
>>29988773
>would of
It would have been better had I pulled out of your mother's std ridden crotch last night
>>29988852
this one got me. couldn't not laugh.
>>29988852
Kek-Tec
>>29989846
Hah African child. I love that song
>>29997181
>Being a cuck
You can easily follow the path of zimzam from a distressed man forced to end someone's life to the unapologetic African eliminator swjs and dindus have made him become.
He literally does not give a fuck anymore about anything but being a physical manifestation of swj asshurt, making tumblrtards REEEEEE with impotent rage as he smiles and smokes cigars.
>>29994640
what a goddamn scumbag
who the fuck can sit there and write something like that in the aftermath of that happening to any human being and be ok with who they are as a person.
>>29990075
I fucking lost it at Amir Rosenstein.
>>29990075
I haven't seen this much salt since I spilled my salt dispenser all over the kitchen floor.
>>29996819
>Hell, it's the reason they just spent $15,000 to remove every instance of the word "slave" or "master" from the code
Aren't those perfectly legitimate programming terms? The fuck?
>>29997906
They are normally used for groups of things that rely on one specific thing for orders.
For example, if you have 5 hard drives, 1 is going to be set to a master configuration and the other to slave configurations, and your computer is going to trust the master drive for certain things such as booting the OS (in older systems).
Really it's just cuntwaving over genuine terms not meant to hurt anybody.
>>29989676
chromium is okay, though lack of flash support makes me cry
>>29989922
So do you!
>>29997979
So what did they change the terms to?
>>29990075
Even land speed records have to deal with less salt than this shit
>>29995768
This is why we still have tripfags
>>29998040
"Original" and "Replicant".
They also paid 15 grand to do this, which is fucking hilarious considering some guy straight out of trade school could do a find-replace script up in a few minutes, and have it entirely fixed 50 seconds after he started the script.
15 grand for 8 minutes of work. I'm not sure if Mozilla is just inept or they actually need 15 thousand dollars to do a find and replace.
>>29990075
>Thank you! Darren Vilson who killed Michael Brown $135K on gofundme My debut album $187 hmmm
lots of goodies in this one, saved
>>29998095
>15 grand for 8 minutes of work. I'm not sure if Mozilla is just inept or they actually need 15 thousand dollars to do a find and replace.
Didn't the us government pay a fuckton of money for a program that made an arrow point right and left randomly
>>29998062
Those are top quality bear suits.
>>29998086
Unlike the other boards, /k/ has at least one non-disappointing tripcodefag.
>>29998426
Doesn't like Trump?
Completely un-American.
All trips are and will prove to be, time and time again, Fags.
>>29998460
>following behind a populist businessman who only says what people want to hear
I almost want Trump to win to hear you retards bemoan him stabbing you in the back.
>>29998040
>>29998040
"bull" and "cuck"
it better narrates their worldview
>2.5 million dollars in debt
A friendly reminder to everyone that lawyers are the dirtiest scumbags on Earth and they always win regardless of whatever happens.
>>29996819
I'm now uninstalling firefox.
If they think they can fire someone for something unrelated to the workplace then I can choose to stop using their shit product over their childish ideological beliefs
>>29998370
Well, at least true randomization requires a lot of work and in many cases hardware.
>>29990120
it's a gamble on how history plays out, the zimzaminning may be a footnote in history or it may cling to the collective cultural consciousness for centuries. either way having an infamous gun was worth more to the buyer than anything else ho could have bought with 140k
>>29988749
BUT ITS THE CURRENT YEAR
>>29988811
I'm pretty sure if the guy has the dough for this auction he already has multiple full auto rifles
>>29989986
Dude. Some Chinese guy paid $36m USD for a teacup. A teacup. $138k is a bargain.
>>29999609
That stormfront tier carl bullshit is really starting to get annoying.
>>29990075
> Christoper Poole
> 5$
> this is more than all my employees gain combined
SAVAGE
>>29996819
Is that why interracial porn loads faster in Firefox than other browsers?
>>29990075
>that pic
Oh god my sides
>>29988504
I've read he switched to an FN FiveseveN.
>>29988504
He is the prince that was promised.
Lightbringer shall rest in his hands.
>>29997484
He still killed another human being
>>29999686
And drank tea from it, which caused much ass-pain. Glorious!
>>30000446
Tray-tray was on the fast path to urban thug. He was going to get capped at some point regardless.
>>30000446
Boo fucking hoo. The person in question was on top of him beating his head into the pavement. I wouldn't have waited that long.
>>30000504
>those minor fucking scrapes
Maybe he shouldn't have been playing junior G-man and just stayed in his motherfucking vehicle, as he was advised to. Legally vindicated or not, Zimmerman is still a fucking scumbag who deserves every bit of misfortune he draws his way.
>>30000835
>an authority figure told him he doesn't have to get out of the vehicle
>in my bootlicker speak, that means he MUST REMAIN IN THE VEHICLE OR PEOPLE CAN LEGALLY KILL HIM!!!
>>30000835
>those minor fucking scrapes
A blow to the head on a hard surface can kill easily.
No broken skin and bleeding required.
>>29989850
>Give someone a 140k just to get internet points.
>>29992363
I really don't care either, so I didn't pay shit. Sorry Leonard
>>30000504
>>30000859
>>30000908
>Limp dicks who have never been in a fight in their entire pussified lives
I've received similar injuries fighting with siblings when I was younger, nevermind the neighborhood bullies.
>>30000835
>Legally vindicated or not, Zimmerman is still a fucking scumbag who deserves every bit of misfortune he draws his way.
Its because of people like you that we're becoming such a polarized country where the police will eventually be holding both sides back from going full pogrom on each other.
>>30001029
>Its because of people like you
Yep, and edgy Stormfags like 97% of /k/ who hail Zimmerman as some sort of martyr and champion of firearm rights aren't at all to blame here right?
>>29998500
Still better than shillary.
>>30001027
>All u withot brain injuersis r stooped! I got bren injurs as a kid n kun say zimmeman got off ezy
We, on /k/ appreciate your valuable input and encourage you to keep living strong with your disability!
>>29998500
>following behind a populist businessman who only says what people want to hear
Wow! You just described literally every politician in the race!
The only difference is that Trump is an individual making claims and not a bribed and bought politician who represents business/union interests.
>>30001082
When some street thug is beating some nobody loser's head into the pavement, its easier to side with the victim than a hoodlum unless you are one.
>m-muh stormfags
Yeah because stormfront galvanized around a Hispanic/Sephardic Jew.
Go back to tumblr and beat off to your guilt and privilege checking
>>29990075
HAHAHAHAH BASED
>>29989326
>>29989911
The Sig P320 is also "standoff capable" meaning it will fire pressed against someone, IIRC so is the XD
>>30001751
You can get those standoff pieces for a Glock.
Seems a tad silly though.
>>29988457
Back in the day, faggots were paying cash for an autograph from the drunk that killed Sam Kinison. Sure it was sick, but no one tried to stop it.
>>30001124
he still doesn't have the responsibility to uphold anything he promised and said
even if he's a shade grayer that doesn't mean he's a magical person who will automatically makes everything better
>>29997181
Nigger leave
>>29988985
>>30003105
>puts them 9 millimeters under the ground
>aka a shallow grave
>aka shoot, shovel, shutup
>>30000446
>Implying the lives of humans are worth anything
Pls go
>>29989640
Opera is on Blink now isn't it.
>>30001029
>both sides going full pogrom on each other
Only one side has guns, dude.
>>29990075
>obama:ooga booga where da white wimmin at?
>ron Paul:Its happening motherfucker!
my sides can't contain all these keks
>>29989631
>>29989846
You mean Annihilates Colored Persons
>>29990075
I know that board is awful and all, but that's some fine work they put in there.
>>30004255
I went there for a bit just to see what it was like. Really wasn't that bad. It's like the rest of 4chan says about /pol/ what reddit and imgur say about 4chan in general: "scary awful cesspool place, don't go there!"
Not that they're wrong about it being awful, but reddit and imgur are just as bad about being shitholes--going to 4chan isn't really going anywhere worse.
>>30004128
Anti Coon Projectile
>>30004321
ehh the complaint about /pol/ seems to be more that they don't seem to realize they're a shitposting containment board, and their style of posting isn't really appreciated on most other boards. They are pretty entertaining, but at the same time they're annoying as hell when you're trying to have any meaningful discussion (at least when they make their presence known on other boards).
>reddit and imgur
I'd say they're just as bad, if not worse than even the worst parts of 4chan. They're this weird combination of hippy-liberal mixed in with the general misogyny that you see on like /r9k/. Plus they've got the general smugness about them that's unbearable. At least imgur is tolerable if you're just skipping around for pictures of cute animals and filtering out everything else (especially the comments).
>>30004893
>people use imgur as something other than a convenient way to share images from their hard drive with normies that don't go on 4chan
Even then, Anonmgur is better, and if they're truly normalfags, Facebook lets you do that.
>>30004937
yeah I'll never understand why the fuck an image sharing service has a community. Especially with their version of tripfaggotry/internet celebrity, which is more cancerous than any tripfag on here could ever hope to be.
>>30004983
For maximizing the faggotry.
>>29996147
Yeah. Good times.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/17/george-zimmerman-taunts-trayvon-martin-s-parents-they-didn-t-raise-their-son-right.html
I'm supposed to feel bad for this faggot?
>>30005700
At least his parents raised him right.
>>30005700
No, you shouldn't. By all means he lives his life like he's a GTA protagonist.
That being said, I love him purely for all the impotent rage he creates. If I knew him personally, I'd probably hate him. But he's just so entertaining.
>>30001124
He IS the business/union interest, you mong
>>30005700
I don't. He's shown that he's a piece of shit of a person who happened to be in the right when he shot Trayvon.
And every time he does some scumbag thing it gets paraded about by the left.
>>29990075
This was my favorite Twitter post about the whole thing.
>>29990075
Did he ever get the money from this?
>>30001103
With two idiots why isn't the pro pot , pro gun Gary Johnson getting any love?
hes broke as fuck anyway '
>>29988811
he knew his mission would yield more gold than it would cost.
>>29988852
does the gun somehow knows?
Praise its machine spirit
>>29990075
>das it mane
my sides.
Why are you guys sucking this dudes dick so hard? He shot an unarmed person. Great job.
>>30008626
This, zimmerman has Lottory Syndrome and us going to be broke constantly.
>>30008734
Since when are apes able to be called people?
>>30004255
Who is this snek?
>>29999936
it was annoying when it happened, people just made it into a joke. maybe you can do the same.
>>30008777
Miia from Monster musume. It's a pretty fantastic monstergirl harem anime. and it provides monster lore at the end of the credits every episode.
>>30008744
Lottery syndrome?
Also
>>30000000
>>30008839
spending too much just because you suddenly have a fuck-tonne of money. fairly self explanatory, and it becomes difficult to stop when you run out of money because you're accustomed to the lifestyle.
>>29990075
>twitter accounts for "anonymous" saying they are gonna take down the page
my sides
>>29988504
Approximately 555.6 different PF9's after selling that one.
>>29988749
>Being this retarded
>Current year
>>30008848
you also forgetting those lawyer fees
>>30008734
>He shot an unarmed person
He shot a criminal, a thug, a social parasite.
>>30008734
Daily reminder that statistically speaking, in the United States a fist is three times as lethal as an AR-15
>>30009883
Wanna guess how I can tell you're from reddit?
Why sell it now.
He should have waited longer, probably could have gotten a shit ton more.
I thought he already paid his legal fees with those paintings.
>>30009914
No he's probably still in debt up to his eyeballs.
>>30009893
>Daily reminder that statistically speaking
Who cares.
>>30011337
>who cares about statistics
certainly not the people bawwing about gun crimes, gun control and salt weapons
well, its more accurate to say they back their gut feeling with cherry picked statistics
>>29990075
Shit like this is what keeps giving me a reason to keep living.
