How fucked would you be if Norways special forces were tasked to covertly track you down and kill you?
>>29980029
>not living in a off the grid covert camoflauged castle of horse dildos innawoods
spec ops are literally a meme
Probably fine, since I don't live in Norway.
>European special forces
I offer them some halal products and sit them down for coffee and hookah and which is all poisoned.
Don't worry I got this
>>29980029
>run to subtropical country
>they die of heat exhaustion and sunstroke
>laugh and laugh
>>29980029
i'd give them my boipucci and some peppermint schnapps.
>>29980029
They would die of heatstroke before reaching me.
>>29980029
they don't have authority in my country, plus the heat alone will fuck them if they try to run after me. I'm a no gunz tho but I know the terrain very well and I can stay hidden for a long time.
Get fucked snowniggers
>>29980029
i live in rual west virginia , those mothers would be shot down and raped by hillbillies before the got within 20 miles of me.
deliverance 2: Blackhawk down bugaloo.
>>29980029
>Norway
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>live in south Texas
>>29980029
Tell them I am a refugee and they will give me a ride to Norway to get my mansion and $300k a year to do nothing.
I slap their penis and they'll have no choice but to break out into song
https://youtu.be/6hb8FeKfRXM
>Norweignians
>Going inna third world tropical shit hole
>Full of humidity and high heat
>Implying they can find me in my surplus multicam innawoods
>Laugh inside as they suffer from heat stroke, malaria, and get attacked by feral dogs and rabid mongooses
>>29980263
Deliverance was in northern Georgia, fellow mountaineer.
>>29980060
DELETE THIS
Oh, pshaw. I'm a Dane.
The only thing I know about Norwegian special forces is what I've learned from playing Wargame.
Norwegians
>MAYBE crosstrained with US Spec Ops/Brits
>Have full auto funs and free gear
>Work in a team
Me
>Pretty much crosstrained with SAS since I've read every material from the 'everything kommando needs' folder
>Have grandpa's double barrel
>Work solo like a CIA spook
They have nothing on me.
>>29980029
>implying literally every single person with a gun in this country wouldn't be giddy as hell to see a foreign military team trying to maneuver with firearms
>shot before they get within 10 miles of me
America is a great place.
Norwegian here, can confirm that the heat is our #1 weakness.
I live in southern california and anything above 70 is pushing it as far as comfort and irritation maintenance goes.
>>29980029
Where can I get a balaclava like that?
>>29983747
I was issued an XGO balaclava, they have multiple types and are primarily the sweat wicking material.
>>29980029
I'm actually kinda fucked since I live in Oregon
>Weather is warmer, but not hot enough to stop them
>Terrain is lots of woody shit, which they've probably trained in
>West of the gorge so I can't innadesert and hope they get shot by rednecks
Far as I can tell, my best bet is to make a break for SoCal; assuming they're not here already then I have a few hours to load some cans with gas and dump them in my trunk so I can stop and refuel at will instead of stopping at a station, as well as buying enough trucker pills to keep me from needing to sleep for the long ass drive.
>>29980824
>I've read every material from the 'everything kommando needs' folder
is this a thing?! where can i download?
