If you like pistols with thin grips, that's simply because you're sub-consciously thinking about masturbating your pencil-dick and you're remembering how good it feels. Thick, long cock master race reporting in.
>>29970845
>thinking about cocks while handling guns
>obsessing over size
Thanks for proving some of the liberals right, retard.
>>29970845
>you're sub-consciously thinking about masturbating your pencil-dick
>Thick, long cock master race reporting in.
>you're sub-consciously thinking about
>Thick, long cock
>>29970879
Let me guess, you own a Shield or some other thin cock gun?
>>29970845
>first time ever on /k/
>every stereotype instantly confirmed
>>29970845
Quit thinking about dick so much. You're an embarrassment.
Gr8 b8 m8 8/8
>>29970898
Nope. I only have 1 handgun anyway.
>>29970845
>everything is a metaphor for penises
Let me guess. Are you a liberal Democrat, by any chance?
>>29970845
>master race
>booretta with a slide mounted safety
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DON'T FORGET TO READ THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL BEFORE USE
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>>29970845
BIG
>>29971742
SHITTY
>>29971736
>>29971766
Yeah that's about me right there. That shit eating grin is from the fact that I don't accidentally lock my gun into safe when I'm trying to rack it.
Fucking booretta fags. Cue the queer with the samurai edge
>>29971794
Enjoy that $300 coin in the grip?
>>29970845
90-Two owner here. I bought the replaceable thin grips, but ultimately just went back to the normal grips because I like the feeling of a thick, black cock in hands.
>>29972131
Yup, enjoying it along with my x rays, custom trigger work, pvd coating along with a bunch of other shit.
Yup, enjoying it. Do you always get flustered when you see a sig? You should. You retards make me laugh. Eat a turd
>>29972231
Sig is fine, I like my P229, it's my cold weather carry gun. Just the Legion series and the whole "members only" shit with the POG challenge coin makes me cringe.
But then again, special edition shit is usually not worth it from the factory. Unless you're going full racegun or something like that.
I was initially planning on getting the thin aluminum grips with the griptape, but I realized that I prefer thicker ones.
>>29972263
What does a race gun have to do with factory "special editions"...
Dude... you are pretty much poor fagging to the max right now...
>SPECIALZ NAVY SEALS EDITIONS ARE GAY AND ALL BUT IF YOU WANT TO DO SUPER SNIPER SHOOTINGS ITS GUUD.
>>29972281
Some guns just feel better with thick grips, love them on my CZ75.
Also, I know it would be a bitch to get, but I would love to get some beaver barf grips for my CZ75. May have to cannibalize some Vz. 58 furniture. Would need someone who knows what they're doing so it doesn't look like shit.
>>29972231
You can spend your extra cash at the special Legion store, get things like a cigar ashtray called "The Stag"
>Gramm Works calls this model, "The Stag," because, "The Stag stands alone, The Stag doesn't need friends. He's fine al by himself.
Also, that typo is fucking embarrassing, Sig needs to fix that.
Here it is if you don't believe me http://store.sigsauer.com/legion-billet-single-stick-ashtray.html
>>29971116
What's your one handgun?
Beretta 92fs checking in. Want thinner grips and seems VZ/WC are the primary suggestions. Anyother brands worth looking at?
>>29970845
>worrying about your dick size
>not already having your dick cut and pearled to perfection
Let me guess, you don't even have your scrotum lifted. God, you shit-dick types are disgusting.
>>29970845
Can you provide the equation relating grip size to cock size? This is such an important revelation that I just have to learn more about it, oh wise one.
>>29970845
>pic of m9
>literally been handled by millions of hot, sweaty soldiers
What other things do you have in common with that gun, OP?
>>29972638
Kek
>>29972719
>tfw not manly enough to get a Tifa
>currently
If you gentlemen will excuse me, I need to go lift some weights. Would have done it earlier if niggers hadn't decided to nig on highway 4 east.
>>29972818
>niggers hadn't decided to nig on highway 4 east.
What? What happened? Where do you live? Was it some BLM bullshit?
>>29972831
Concord. Someone apparently decided to shoot someone else at the Railroad Ave exit(Pittsburg), again. Made the trip back to my house(from my brother's house)take two and a half hours, instead of the twenty minutes it usually takes.
>>29971736
>bore axis
>exeter
>>29971736
>he's always tripping the safety on a 92
You're ether stupid or have immensely fat fingers.
>>29970845
Why would you think about cocks when handling guns, man?
>>29973700
You don't?
Everything about firearms is pretty phallic, man. From their grips to the bullets they ejaculate.
>>29970845
>Tiny pistol that shoots a tiny cartridge
It must be a metaphor for your tiny dick.
>>29971736
>MOLDIN LABIA Sig Edition
Uh huh. Here's a real pistol, son.
>>29970845
U compensating for something?
OP is probably some fag who doesn't even own a Beretta trying to make Beretta owners look childish
>>29972131
How dare you sir! They also changed the frame so that bore only sits 5 feet over your grip instead of 6.
>>29971736
Even if berreta is a government whore at least they aren't Exeter
>>29972310
What do the special editions do that the normal models don't do?
>>29970845
This thread is quite possibly the worst attempt at bait I've ever seen posted on 4chan.
