After a journey of self discovery, I've finally discovered who I am inside
Bring me blue skies and motor oil
>>29943312
I identify as KC-135 Stratotanker. I fantasize about filling other smaller aircraft full of delicious aviation fuel.
>>29943312
I identify as a Styker Mobile Gun System. I've always dreamed of demolishing anything that stands in my way with 105mm shells, while still being mobile enough to drive circles around you, and shoot because I can.
>>29943333
So... You identify as an airborne pedophile?
I identify as a Glock. I'm nice and reliable mostly, but every now and then I explode and take someone's hand off.
>>29943312
I'm a gendervoid panzerIVkin, shitlords.
Check your aircraft privledge!
I feel oppressed due to the lack of small arms oriented population in this thread.
I'm M45A1 .45ACP with a silencer and a laser sight.
>>29943333
Czechin' the quads on that quad prop
>>29943312
Deep inside, I am a Lemat revolver.
I'm old, outdated, crotchety, kind of impractical, and weird.
>>29943312
I identify as a beautiful A-10 warthog, let me Brrrrt some freedom on disgusting earthlings ok ?
>>29943944
It's ok, you're still sexy as hell.
>>29943612
Niggers also love putting their big black extendo-clips in you.
>>29943312
>apache mechanic 15r
hey sexy, you wanna get out of here and I'll show you my 7/16 wrench?
>>29944108
What ever happened to that? Did they ever follow it up with anything?
>>29946401
2016
>not a sexual Tyrannosaurus
I identify as a battleship. Anyone who says otherwise will be blasted by my 16 in guns
I sexually identify as a human who has no sexual contact and dreams about having sex with cartoon characters and various military equipment; primarily centered around aviation.
>>29943312
I sexually identify as a dragon.
Burn the world.
Fuck all the haters.
>>29950492
Y-you too eh?
