>the guy that leaves his falcon at the range
>>29933986
>leave falcon at the range
>drive away
>half way home before I realize I left my falcon
>turn around and drive back to range
>walk into lobby
>RO has falcon perched in lobby
>scowls at me before I collect my falcon and drive off
I'm so embarrassed and now I'll have to find a new range
>>29933986
If he had taken proper care of his falcon it would've just followed him home.
>>29933986
>leave falcon at range
>walking home guns in hand
>this is bullshit why the fuck am I walking
>shit, left my falcon at the range
Pic related.
>>29934058
>not tethering it to your anvil for safekeeping
you deserve everything
>>29933986
>be white guy with a very 90's movie theater cup
>leave my falcon at the range
>realize i left my falcon at the range so I return
>ask RO, "have you seen my falcon?"
>"You're falcon?"
>"Yeah my falcon"
>"No, whats it look like?"
>pic related
>"He gets all uppity when I call him my nigga."
>>29934087
Underrated post
>>29933986
>Walking home from the range
>realize i'm in outer space
>my eyeballs pop out of their sockets
>all because i left my falcon at the range
>leave falchion at the range
I mean, why would you bring it in the first place.
>>29933986
>Leave range.
>Forget I left my falcon.
>Activate my action point.
>Falcon appears and kills a Spiderant.
>That's my boy.
>>29934128
but who will pick your airbourne cotton?
>>29935172
Airborne cotton holy kek
>go to range
>dickhead there bragging about how he installed a full auto sear in his falcon
>RO's hawk flies over and pecks his eyes out
>drive 2 hours away to a range that doesn't have no singles policy
>showers are out of order
>>29933986
>be me, practicing tactical spic squats at the range, and trying out my new DL-44
>finish up and get some tacos from my compadre's mobile taqueria
>about to take off but my pinchè falcòn is having problems with the starter again
>have to call my primo to give me a ride to his primo's to fix my car
> end up leaving tha falcòn at the range for nearly a year
