So is there a story behind the "lost all my guns in a boating accident"? I hear people say it all the time but have no idea where it came from.
>>29932404
I don't know what you're talking about Mr. ATF man.
The fuck are you talking about? I hired a bpat to grt rid of my guns and he burned them all. Boats are great at their jobs man.
i once sailed a boat on cement and all my guns and ammo sunk under the floor in my basement
>>29932850
Landboats
Sounds like a Japanese anime kind of vehicle.
I accidentally got my guns stuck in some PVC tubing when I was renovating and they got buried
I lost my guns in a boating accident. Then I lost m boat in a gun accident. Then I lost the lake in a fishing accident. Sorry Mr. ATF, I guess we're just gonna have to wait until the lakebed comes up and my poor guns are fossilized.
hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock the clock struck 12 i fucked your mom and all my guns sank in a boating accident... OH
Sorry officer
I lost my guns in a tragic German-related boating accident
>>29932404
During Katrina the police were confiscating every citizen's guns and smashing them in the streets. Some guy claimed he lost them in a boating accident. He actually did escape the disaster area on a boat.