Hey guys i was shiting and this idea came to my mind that if you were to use sunglasses while swat sends you a flashbang, the flashbang would be neutralized by your cool Ray-Bans. What you guys think?
too bright
Four in the morning, and I'm zoning They say I'm possessed, it's an omen I keep it 300, like the Romans 300 bitches, where the Trojans?
>>29927579
ye but it should give you better protection at range
>>29927592
Top left drawer
>>29927592
>BABY WE LIVIN' , IN THE MOMENT
>>29927557
BANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29927579
How about welding goggles or eclipse shades?
>>29927649
I'VE BEEN A MENACE FOR THE LONGEST
We fucked around one day and tried the sunglasses. It works but just closing your eyes (natural reaction) does fine.
Plug and shut method works, but you still feel the concusive blast.
Its like getting sucker punched in tge stomache, if you know its coming , its not so bad. If it hits you by suprise you can expect a feeling like a quick swift kick to the nuts
>>29928653
This. If it's close enough you almost feel like you want to vomit
>>29928408
STOP ALL THAT COON SHIT
>>29928653
>quick swift kick to the nuts
how expensive are flashbangs and can you buy them as a civillian? i don't want to spend a lot of money on dominatrixes but i figure if i strip naked, jerk off and just throw a flashbang right before i cum then the effect is going to be much the same. the over-pressure will also probably shoot my cum out of my nuts at a higher velocity so i get more distance as well.
>>29927557
It's gotta work, OP.
>>29927557
If you aren't military, you probably dont have to worry
Cops usually throw them on baby cribs before shooting dogs
>>29927557
Multiply getting flashed with a surefire or streamlight. Plus the loud bang. Plus the concussive effect from the pressure. Why am I even replying to obvious bait?
>>29929030
Because you're on /k/.
>>29927557
Still have to deal with ear drum splitting noise and blast wave you will feel slapping you in the face.
Flash bang reaistance training when?
>>29927557
Unless you wear welding glasses nothing can save you.
>>29928905
>this guy
1) The bang isn't that bright. Its more effective in darker spaces... But what are you going to do, wear sunglasses inside a dark room or building?
The overpressure and noise generated by the bang is what gets you distracted... It's not like video games where you completely white out.
Yes, you can be trained to ignore them / be desensitized to them. But only after repeated exposure.
>>29928857
EARLY MORNING CARTOON SHIT
>>29931664
>not being cool enough to wear glasses inside a dark building
>>29927557
sunglasses help you with all of the lights
>>29929011
>baby cribs
I finally stopped seeing this on the news, Please dont bring it back...
>>29927557
I have actually been flashbanged. a live grenade thrown inappropriately during a training exercise.
no, sunglasses will do next to nothing. its like getting hit with a baseball bat made of sound. even without the light its extremely disorienting. like someone hit reset on your brain.
>resistance training
this might work, but you would be on the fast track to being blind and deaf.
tldr seriously dont get yourself into a situation in which police will pummel you with stun grenades
>>29927557
They also "bang" and disrupt your equilibrium, and the flash is bright enough to temporarily blind you through normal sunglasses. The really bad part is someone starts shooting at you after one goes off. If you listen to Kanye you probably won't notice the noise.
