Do you keep a gun in your bathroom or shower area?
>>29925045
Why not? You never know when the girl scouts are going to come around again...
>>29925045
I actually have my old gen 2 Glock 19 under the sink, just in case.
>Of course I usually just end up shitting/showering with my SKS anyway
I just take one with me wherever.
A good pair of boots are all you needed in this situation.
>oh look he brought me the one thing he fears
>not sure if gift or threat
How scared would you be if the next little hand that reached under was black?
>>29925109
>How scared would you be if the next little hand that reached under was black?
>was black?
Nothing to fear; open and shut self-defense case.
>>29925090
that little hand is why I have guns....well whats attached to the hand. I protect the little guy.
>>29925160
Nigga you know I be playin. Cute kid.
>>29925971
I know.
What age is good to take a kid shooting for his first time?
The wife doesnt agree with 2.
Do you not?
>>29926105
Like 10, after two years with an air gun.
Yup, Beretta 92S hidden inside a tissue box cover thing. I wrap it inside a ziploc bag with dessicant and zero rust issues.
>>29926105
I started at 8. Uncle/Aunt got sick of me begging to shoot when I'd visit their farm. Then again I was always obsessed with guns. Maybe 9-10? He grows up around them doubt he'll be curious if he's at a retard friends house and they do the classic "hurr lets shoot each other" cliche.
>>29925091
is nobody going to address how hilarious this is. is your child part cat
>>29926251
>Clorox wipes
>Charmin
>Beretta hidden under box of tissues
I like your style, anon.
>>29925045
Nope. Carry gun goes in the bedside safe.
Guess I'm screwed if my assassins come and get me while I'm soaping my ass crack.
>>29926322
>soaping
You homos are always coming up with new things.
>>29926341
As in... washing? You know, like showering? Like cleaning yourself? The fuck do you think it means?
Do you not use soap in the shower?
>>29926628
Kek, washing, showering, cleaning...
You fags come up with the weirdest names for your silly sex acts.
>>29926663
My LGS has .25 autos and .38 S&W top-breaks for $150. I'm probably going to get one for my bathroom gun.
>talking to surplus shop owner
>his wife wanted a bathroom gun in case of home invasion during shower
>he says "I have a stainless Colt that was perfect."
>mfw
I wear my carry gun all the time. When in the shower. it is there in my clothes piled at the shower door. In bed, ithe us under the pillow
>>29925160
>camo pants
Good choice.
>>29926166
How're you gonna open that vacuum sealed bag?
>>29927155
>>29927200
>>29926251
>>29926166
I have actually unironically thought of getting one of these and bolting it to a shower wall or something.
http://www.pelican.com/us/en/product/watertight-storm-hard-cases/small-case/standard/iM2050/
>>29925066
>>29926166
>>29926277
>>29926322
>>29927155
>>29927200
>>29927233
Can we just take one second to address these?
Also I was thinking of doing something like>>29926166 and keeping it in my toilet's tank.
>>29927283
Ok, address them. What do you want to address? It's autistic as fuck, my wife would never let me do anything like that, and it could also be a bad idea for people with kids.
But it does give you access to a gun. I mean if you're that fucking worried about getting attacked in the 10 minutes it takes you to shower, then by all means.
I think if you were a judge or prosecutor or maybe an undercover narc or gang unit cop, then go for it. Otherwise... I don't think that's probably ever happened. Like ever. The likelihood is incredibly small.
>>29925160
>car bed
9/10
>>29925045
i just always have my gun on me(shit neighborhood)
>>29927330
>my wife would never let me do anything like that
>never let me
>let me
>let
wew
>>29926277
No, but I did see him pop out of a pussy this one time though.
He is 2 and apparently he has yet to grasp the concept of privacy so he stickss his hand under the door to see if we are playing a game.
I also keep like 4 guns in his closet...out of reach, but a gunsafe is in my near future
>>29927355
Car bed off of craigslist for $20. Totally sounded shady as fuck and thought I was gonma have to smoke somebody in an alleyway.....turned out to be a church thing.
also the car bed has a big cavity under the matress that would be great for a hiding spot for guns or gear.
I live in a good area. Worth it for Micro me
>>29927360
Ok sure, I could do whatever the fuck I want. Just muscle the fuck out of everything, tell her "fuck you" and do anything I want. That's not marriage, asshole.
Sure I could be "that guy" but I prefer not to be a complete douche and I love my wife and I like to give her what she wants. I know, fuck me right?
>>29926105
My dad bought me a Crossman BB gun when I was 6 and would take me to go blast soda cans innawoods just about every weekend. Got hands-on with real guns when I was about 9 or 10.
>>29927463
arguing with an Obviously kissless virgin
>>29927463
Haha you're clearly upset. Calm down before you take it out on your family.
>>29927599
>>29927330
I just meant address the repeating digits.
>>29927355
For Christmas, my roommates said they're going to get me a CB radio for my car bed, so I can talk to other car beds.
It'll be hot
>>29925045
No. But if I ever do a custom tiled shower I would consider putting a quick access push button mechanical safe in the shower.
Soon as I get more money I'm going to buy a fuckton of various cheap CZ clones and quick access safes and hide them all around my house.
For a while I kept a Glock stashed under a stack of towels under my sink. I'm more concerned about being attacked while taking a shit than while taking a shower.
>>29925063
The fucking retard who added that piece of text up there is real stupid dude, like we get the joke. You don't need to explain anything.
>>29925045
Pistol of the hour goes on the washing machine.
I had at least .22 stashed in every room, even bathroom.
I put my glock 20 in a "waterproof" box, which I place on the shelf in the shower, the box also contains a gunsafe dehumidifier, which I dry out every so ofter.
>>29925045
>>29925054
>>29925066
>>29925091
>>29925160
"Can I have some kool-aid?" or "I wanna play neko atsume on your phone please!"
also: 5 minute showers
Do you mean to ask if I keep a shower in my gun area? I do
>>29930653
is there still room to open the bathroom door?
if not, how do you poop?
>>29930623
You were balls deep in a turtle with your thumb in your mouth.
I walk around my house naked so usually I just keep my USP with me
>>29931161
I usually shower when he is asleep or the wife is around. Yesterday he just decided daddy needed company. As soon as I was out he was back to bouncing around the house.
okay so back to a more /k/ related topic:
where and how can I stash a gun in this bathroom? Keep in mind though the bathroom is "mine" its in my kids room. So the criteria is:
>Hidden
>not accessible to a 2year old
>moisture is a factor
Guns available for this are:
>mossburg 500
>nagant revolver
>AR Pistol
>AR Rifle
>>29932575
I was thinking some sort of pelican case style container in this nook.
Im renting so no perm mods.
>>29932585
or perhaos a mini safe in a drawer or under the sink?
always be prepared
If someone can catch me showering early in the AM during the 5 minutes it takes for me to shower... I believe they have earned their kill.
>>29932575
Put nail in wall up really high. Hang gun from there where kids can't reach.
>>29925160
Smart, use wife as human shield to protect the childrens.
>>29926224
I agree, pellet or bb is a great idea. You can teach a lot about safety, and you don't have to take them to an intimidating range, full of loud noises and creepy old guys. Just make sure you use fun targets, reactive objects. Clay pigeons, balloons, or things you can knock over with a pellet/bb.
>>29930697
Pulp Fiction?
>>29927231
Cut a notch in it so it tears open just like a beef jerky pouch.
>>29925045
No i just carry all the time even in my house
>>29926105
I learned to shoot with my grandpas enfeild when i was 6 or 7.
There's 2 ways things can go down.
Unarmed
>be on toilet
>hear front door be kicked in
>stand and try to shuffle to my bedside gun with my pants around my ankles
>get clubbed in back of head with a leg lamp
>get robbed
>probably get killed in my unconsciousness because trayquonne thinks it'll keep him out of jail
Armed
>reading funs n ammo on the terlet
>hear door getting kicked in
>tactically kick off trousers
>grab wondernine from window ledge
>open door
>blast all 15 rounds into the fatal funnel
>last thing the former cultural enrichers see is a bottomless fat guy standing over them with a smoking gun, shit smeared butt cheeks, and Precum dropping cuz of the combat boner.
>>29931541
honestly it was a tiny washroom and I was backed up against the wall in the bathtub holding it one handed to take that shot
photography is surprisingly physically demanding
>>29925045
No, because jew york, not gonna keep a long gun in the bathroom. I do however have a big ass maglight in here. Incase of power outage/HD/spoopy-poopy.
>>29932575
Same, but inevitably he always wakes up to check on me. I'm his uncle, yet he doesn't check on his parents as often. It's weird. He and I tend to stick together close.
Also, I'd put a case in the nook with your weapon of choice, prolly the revolver or the AR pistol IMO. Whatever container you have, make sure it has a lock you can use.
>>29925045
wait until your kid decides to go in the clean cloths basket for sorting out and they take your cover/hat and shirt to the toilet....
>>29932575
Pro tip do not flush wipes down the toilet unless you like clogs and a plumber bill.
>>29926105
I've had my 5 yr old son shoot a .22. He essentially just pulls the trigger, I hold the rifle and support him in my lap. It is one of things in life where you actually do have to be a helicopter parent.
>>29933546
lol my clone will come hop in bed with us. Sometimes he is full on ninja about it to the point where I dont kniw he is there till I wake up, other times he comes in and smacks my wife in the face demanding milk.
I was thinking Id use the AR pistol for firepower/rounds I can put down range....because if you fuck with me while Im shitting (and not my kid) you deserve many holes.
Do you have a recommendation on container? Ive just been keeping the funs in a closet.
>>29933583
oh he has already done that! Usually he will go Solid Snake on me and hide in our clothes hamper. We wouldnt be able to tell....if it werent for the pile of clothes next to it.
>>29933594
Oddly the wipes flush fine. Relatively new apartment...plus if anything does go wrong we are renting and its obviously the last tennants that caused this!
>>29933594
flushable wipes are a thing now
>>29933697
>believing the lie of flushable wipes
No such thing, m8. Anyrhing that can maintain structural integrity premoistend will not break down properaly
>>29932575
Definitly keep it locked up in a case screwed to a drawer of something , maybe get a pistol that isn't a nagant?
>>29933734
Oh I have a bunch of pistols. Its just that the Nagant is the one that is not assigned a role.
example:
.38spc is in my trunk for just in case
1911 is supressed and near my bed for late cultural enrichment visitors
Glock 40 is above the stove for visitors enquiring about the chastity of my wife while I am away
Also they are all flushable. The non-flushability is a myth. I once flused my sons toothbrush...it went. And if there is a problem in the long run....we rent so not a problem.
>>29925160
Mine is currently stationary it but when he starts crawling I'll have to move most everything into the safe. I do keep a Bersa 40 in the medicine cabinet for now.
>be at kitchen table
>installing ultimak rail on AK
>infant son watching me
>he's in a high chair drinking formula
>dumb norinco handguard incompatible
>reassemble AK, function check
>son laughs
>wat
>rack bolt again
>laughs harder
>third time's the charm
>hysterical giggles
>wife walks in
>explain new trick, demonstrate
>she tells her parents
>everyone making gun cocking noises next time we're at the in-laws.
I knew I was turning into one of you faggots when one day I was walking to the bathroom and stopped and though, gee I should really grab my carry gun to keep me company.
>>29926251
What if a kebab midget death squad finds it while trying to steal all your toilet paper?
>>29930653
Whats that red and black thing in between the plugs
>>29934816
GFCI outlet
>>29934816
Safety fuse reset switches. They're on most bathroom outlets due to dumbasses plugging in electronic devices while damp or dropping them in the sink.
>>29934695
thats awesome! My family (apart from the family I made) could all fit in a /k/ringe thread. None are anti-gun, just clueless.
anyone know where I can get plushie guns for muh bebeees?
>>29926105
Got my daughter a daisy bb rifle when she was 5. Shot a .22 when she was 7 but wasn't strong enough to shoulder it. She is 9 now and shoots my .22 from the bench. Buying her a little .22 for her 10th birthday in July, because everything I have besides handguns is just too heavy for her to shoulder comfortably. Maybe a boy or a less slender girl would have fewer issues along these lines.
But as far as deciding, it all depends on the kid and how mature they are and how serious they are capable of being.
I had a co2 powered pelletgun, one of those crosman ".357 replicas", and when she showed an interest in my guns, I made her carry that thing around for a couple hours practicing muzzle safety and trigger discipline. When she didn't flag anyone or dry fire at the cats or anything goofy, we tried her out with the pellet gun in single action in our yard shooting cans.
That also kind of showed us she really would enjoy shooting as a pastime too. Nothing warms the heart quite the same way as watching your kids face light up the first time they successfully hit a reactive target like a soda can and it goes flying.
Tl;dr every kid is different, but get a cheap bb gun when they're 5 to test the waters. Worst case you have a bb gun to plink with.
I guess airsoft might be safer but I wouldn't go with that unless in an apartment or urban area with no yard. You WANT the kid to realize this is something dangerous that can hurt people if care isn't used, and also something special that you cannot just do in the living room. Airsoft for plinking in a basement AFTER the safety fundamentals are ingrained.
>>29931570
I think you're thinking of the wrong movie man.
>>29934790
Kebabs dont use toilet paper, anon
>>29933902
I'd put the AR pistol or shotgun into trunk gun and reassign the .38 for innashitta operating.
>>29935102
Oh good idea! I didnt even think of giving him a bb gun to carry around the house to teach muzzle safety.
I was thinking I would start him off with my old RedRider and move him up from there. We live in the land of Suburbia so Im not sure how good of an idea letting him outside with any thing even resembling a gun would be. Im in Md and the "Free range" kids that were in the news were not far from here. In the mid 90's (my teens) I had the cops called on me for shooting a bb gun in the woods near my house. What was a "dont take this out of your backyard" lecture from the cops 20years ago, would now involve a SWAT team and one sided firefight in this area.
Anyhow Im also thinkng a .17hmr for his early plinking. I have a .22 for him too, but the 17's seem to come kid sized.
pic of when he isnt in his car bed.
>>29935748
You know...when you say it like that it kinda makes me feel like I should have thought of that...
ok gonna use the .38spc then.
so what goes into my trunk?
>AR pistol
>tacticool M-500
hardmode-It has to be unseen when the trunk is open. Not hidden from a cop search, just hidden from someone looking that cant move things.
>>29936659
AR pistol in the spare tire compartment or under a blanket with jumper cables on top.
>>29937027
I got a jeep with an aftermarket security deck.
>>29926251
>under the cover of the plastic
>just above bunch of bars that you can easily see into if you look up from underneath
Put a piece of cardboard or something under it.
>>29937561
>if you look up from underneath
Not going to happen. The shelves are above/behind the toilet, you cannot "accidentally" find it. Only way you'd see it is if you were lying on your back with your head next to the toilet.
duct tape a ka-bar to the shower ceiling. Kid can't get to it.
>>29933672
I'm a very, very light sleeper, whereas my nephews' parents are heavy sleepers and 2/10 would not operate with in the middle of the night because of it. I wake up at small sounds usually.
Somehow, however, my nephew manages to sneak into the room (My door rubs against the carpet), manages to get on the bed while I'm sleeping (The bed squeaks), and yet, also manages to shove me way to side of the bed so he claims the entire middle of it, all without waking me up. Doesn't happen a lot but when I see him in my bed in the morning I start beating myself up over how I allowed myself to get flanked by a four year old.
Every now and then though, I'll stay up the entire night just in case. The house is not as secure as I would like, and it makes me pretty paranoid. I misread your post at first, thought you said if anyone messed with your kid, you'd put a lotta holes, but I guess the same goes for when you're shitting.
I don't have a recommendation for a container, unfortunately, I wish I could help you. My buddy puts his ammo up high, and hides the weapons they go to; same with me since we're both kinda broke. Nephew knows not to mess with the boomsticks, so he never touches them. Hell, he doesn't let anyone touch his wooden fake one that they bought for him at Cabelas, lol.
OP, just get a fingerprint safe and place it under the sink.
You're really not in a position to stash a firearm in that bathroom without it being a legit safe. In two years he will be moving furniture around to reach ceiling height, and will be snooping as he unexpectedly learns how to defeat each child-proof mod.
>>29941133
This. Fingerprint safes are easy access and not expensive. I use to cut the shit out of myself on my dad's vintage Swiss army after his dad died and passed it down. I was a dumb four year old. I'd take the serrated blade and start cutting stuff in my parents room but never enough that they'd notice. Strangely enough I grew up to be a safety freak in every way. I had to babysit my friend's kid over a weekend once and I locked everything from forks to firearms up, used the gates I used to train my dog, and anytime he was in a room I'd gate him in with some toys and tell him to go crazy while I worked on my laptop.
One really cool thing was a storm came through our area and because of my job I had access to webcams all over the Texas panhandle, so he sat on my lap and we ate whataburger and watched lightning together and to talk him down from being scared of storms we'd rate how loud the thunder was 1-10 to teach him early numbers.
If I didn't hate women I'd love to have a kid.
>>29934968
greentext?
>>29941710
Stepdad:
>finds my 1911 while Im away doing Army stuff
>its got a loaded mag, no round in chamber
>he decides to make sure its safe to be left alone
>picks it up, pulls back the slide with his finger on the trigger, looks in the chamber, sees a round, releases the slide.
>it scares him, so he flinches
>boom
>tries to tell me the gun malfunctioned
Real dad
>Im visiting him and CCing
>asks me if I have my gun
>say I do
>asks if its loaded
>tell him it would be pointless to cc if ot wasnt
>asks me to put it in table drawer "so it doesnt go off"
>I tell him Ill just leave instead
astranged half brother
>he used to hunt
>his baby momma owns his balls
>inherited a fuck ton of guns from his dad
>only allowed a pistol by baby momma
>not permitted ammo
>because "you never know when those things will just go off"
Mother in-law
>"used to be on a marksmanship team"
>hand her revolver after checking the cylander
>she promptly checks the cylander too...wait for it
>by looking down the barrel
>while pulling the trigger so it spins freely
Father-in-law
>looks at my guns
>ONLY looks at my guns
>always puts his hands behind his back to inspect
>nods with approval
Wife
>has gun above the stove on a magnet
>this is love
Cousin
>fudds wife
>meh this ones not too bad
Uncle
>hey Anon! You like guns right?
>jis got me a KIMBER FOWTY FIVE
>ITS GOT AN 8ROUND CLIP
>THATS ONE MORE THAN NORMAL FOWTY FIVES
>PLUS ONE IN THE PIPE!
other Uncle
>Im not sure he ever leaves work
Aunt
>Im not against guns but I dont allow them in my house
>always working uncle has two in her house
>Im not sure she knows what guns are
>>29941923
You do have little bit /k/ringe family I must say, I bet you have more minor stories about them and guns.
>>29932896
>.303 brit
>6 or 7
That had to be awe inspiring
>>29932875
>>29941300
Adopt?
>>29941923
Do they check if a knife is sharp by running it against thier throat?
>>29942006
Oh I have a lot more!
Dead uncle
>has stroke
>loses job because no oboma care yet
>shoots himself n the chest for suicide
>used a .270 rifle
>rest of the family ignores the obvious suicide
>calls it a hunting accident
>several uncles (I had 5) give up hunting because "if he can have that kind of accident anyone could"
Astranged brothers dad
>Nam vet, cool guy
>got me into guns and Army
>dies from Agent Orange
>half bro too cucked to take weapons
>refuses to give or sell them to me
>sks
>AK
>sig pistols
>8gauge singe shot shot gun
>why cant he sell or give them to me?
>because the stepmom who is no guns would be offended since Im not family
>they are locked in a closet, never to see the light of day
