is Keanu /k/ approved?
if you have to ask then you are not, git
>>29922226
Yes
>>29922226
Is there any board that wouldn't approve him besides /pol/?
>>29922226
Yes. Half of /k/ is on here because they saw him in the Matrix.
>>29922226
Motherfucker shoots 3-gun better than most of /k/ and helped Trijicon design an optic. He is /k/ as fuck.
>>29922226
I hope so. I love cats, and Kegan Michael Key is pretty funny.
>>29922307
And the other half from Jurassic Park
>>29922361
it's easy to shoot 3 gun well when you can spend thousands a month on practice
>>29922373
>>29922408
Keep telling yourself that, Tubbo.
>>29922226
>a massive pro-gun who runs 3 gun and plugs trannies on the side
If he wasn't already made the avatar of /k/ he damn well should be.
>>29922441
lots of capable fatties in the 3-gun circuit; let's face it, they design those courses to appeal to their target audience.
>>29922226
The fact that he shoots 3-gun well, supports gun rights and is into traps, puts him in god tier on /k/.
>>29922408
>Its easy to do something in a specific situation I am not in at the moment or ever will be in my life.
Everything is easy when you train for it long enough. Its the persistence to keep training what gets you respect.
Something you clearly don't get so you refuse to give.
>>29922639
are you kidding? I posted a picture of Taran Butler, the guy's an engineer- that's a real job that typically doesn't earn you millions.
He had to practice on his off time, with realistic income AND california laws in the way.
I respect his tenacity and dedication to the sport much more than I respect some rich guy with time and money on his hands.
Don't get me wrong, I like Keanu well enough, I just want you all to maintain perspective
>>29922770
>rich guy with time on his hands
Except for the part where he always donates almost all of the money he makes in movies to charity or buying shit for the production staff.
Also he spends a lot of his time with his sick as fuck sister and lives in a rather modest 1 bedroom apartment AND rides public transport most of the time.
>>29922373
This is what I thought the thread was about.
>>29922819
Keanu is pretty based /k or not.
>>29922770
>Does not know Butler shoots with Reeves.
>Does not know the concept of "sponsoring"
You really think Butler does not get his equipment and ammo form his sponsor? Reeves probably has to pay for it himself.
>>29922307
Really Nigga?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-HSoOFdJ3s
>>29923167
>The other half is on here because of John Wick
>>29923167
dat P30L / CAR action
>>29922398
what!?
>>29922287
>Eating a pizza with fork and knife.
Is he, me?
>>29922408
He still put in the fucking time and work. You are quite a little cunt.
>>29922307
Was always more of a 'Point Break' or 'Speed' fan myself.
>>29923166
>knows both of those things
You're either retarded (in which case I'm sorry) or underage if you can't make a better argument than that.
If you have the mental capacity, I suggest you read up on the basics of rhetoric
He fucks traps and shoots guns, he IS /k/
>>29922226
Keanu truly is the "Chosen One"
I wonder if he was into guns before or after filming the Matrix
>>29922373
Hey Mr. Reeves!!!!
>>29925839
>fork and knife
The correct order for those to words to go together is "knife and fork"
>>29931139
Not for alphabetical sorting
>>29922226
must be training to be an Operator for a movie?
>>29931165
I think its for John Wick 2
I kinda wanna see him in a 2 gun action match.
>>29928987
>Totally fucks up green text.
>Gives advice on rhetoric
Oh the irony.
Why are you bitching about a sponsored sportsman like his is doing all the shooting in his precious spare time? He can spend thousands a month on practice, because he got those thousands from Benelli and BCM. The guy is an engineer alright, making gun accessories.
Its this guys job to shoot straight.
>>29922287
why would /pol/ not like him?
>>29925839
No hes keanu reeves and youre just a loser
>>29922287
>>29931184
Which movie is the bottom middle Keanu Reeves from? It looks like hes holding a HK USP but I don't remember any movies where he used one.
>>29931883
point break
>>29922498
>is into traps
where are you getting this information
>>29931184
>>29931869
Why does he always look like today is the worst day of his life?
People say he's a shit actor, but I've always thought he was pretty good.
>>29932592
>>29932626
Because his life has been extremely difficult.
>>29922226
I read somewhere he's dating a he/she so yeah he's approved.
>>29932638
He plays stoic characters very well.
>>29931689
>mixed race
>dated a tranny
>hangs out with homeless people
>didn't shoot the 2 women who broke into his house
>probably a liberal
>>29932592
he's curently dating a trap. google it. trap is hot though, so it's cool. keanu is cool.
>>29932626
Because his life has been awful
>>29932719
Yeah, he's cool but loses points for the transtesticle. But let's face it, he's been getting the highest quality trim for over 30 years now. Niggas gotta be bored and decided to live a little. I don't know what my point but I do wonder if they use the same bathroom?
>>29932792
People who live together in the same house usually use the same bathroom
dumbass
>>29932814
First off, I'm sure his house has more than one bathroom faggot. B, they probably go out to dinner and I'm starting to think he's on to something here. No more sitting alone in the shitter trying to chat up strangers when your best fuck buddy is there to hand you shit tickets.
>>29932848
As long as you can pass as a woman you can go into female toilets.
>>29922498
>>29932719
>dating a tranny makes you cool
That's some straight tumblr tier logic.
>>29932861
Yeah but the he/she he went out to dinner with looks like a gay guy in a wig. That and it uses the urinal.
>>29932874
This is /k/; where logic takes a vaccation and the laws of nature are meaningless
>>29932903
she looks fine
>>29922226
>is a man who is fucking a man masqurading as a woman in the ass /k/ approved?
I don't know it depends on what time of day you post here and weather or not all the tranny faggots and homos are posting at the time.
>>29922287
/pol/ is one person and I can confirm that we like him.
>>29932700
>mixed race
most of /pol/ doesn't give a shit
>dated a tranny
only legitimate thing about Keanu that /pol/ dislikes and for good reason.
>Hangs out with homless people
/pol/ gives no shits
>Didn't shoot the 2 women who broke into his house
/pol/ would have probably fallen in the same pitfall - they're mostly virgins anyway starved for female admiration
>probably a liberal
probably less liberal than you would think.
>>29922226
It doesn't matter. Much of /k/ and almost all of /pol/ is degenerate so their approval is irrelevant.
>>29932861
He doesn't pass though unless he's all done up in makeup and shit.
He still looks like a dude.
>>29933024
Not too different than actual females in that regard. Still looks more feminine that most females.
>>29933040
What's important are the chromosomes retard.
>>29933058
Not in terms of sexual attraction. Straight men aren't sexually attracted to chromosomes. They're attracted to feminine body forms. This is why they can be attracted to feminine forms that aren't female, human, or even sentient. It's why most gay men aren't attracted to males that resemble women.
>>29932929
masguerading as a woman in the same way that dogs are fake wolves.
>>29933144
>men are only looking for feminine forms
>judging attractiveness by a picture
Virgin detected, enjoy vomiting in your mouth when your "trap" grindr date shows up with stubble and manly BO.
Enjoy hearing his voice drop two octaves when he breaks character.
>>29923167
fucking love that song at the beginning
>>29933144
yeah sure, im gonna go on a date with a tranny and comepletely be okay with him saying "OH BTW DUDE I AM STILL TRAINSITIONING, IGNORE THE "VAGINA" SCARS"
fuck that noise.
You freaks need to all die. there is no room for you on this planet.
>>29933200
>a dog is a wolf bred over generations to be a human companion
>a tranny is a mentally ill crossdresser that fantasizes about being castrated and get his penis turned into a bloody meat hole on his crotch
Trannylogic guys
>>29929053
>He fucks traps
What?!
Who?!
>>29933201
You're self-projecting your virginity too hard. You can estimate someone's visual femininity through a pic. I didn't say that men are only looking for feminine forms. But it's the primary factor in sexual attraction. Besides a trap that doesn't pass isn't a trap and they aren't unique in presenting themselves unrealistically in pics.
>>29933300
>men are only looking for feminine forms.
And no amount of surgical altering, cutting your penis off, putting on make up or getting implants is going to change the fact that you're still a male pretending to be a female.
Your argument is also false - men don't look just for feminine appearance but also genuine feminine behavior and biological comparability.
The end result of a monogamous relationship is a family - a family of one's own making. If you cant be the mother of my child and nurture that child into this world with natural mother's instinct then you're not a woman. If you can't lactate and provide my child with breast milk full of colostrum then you're not a women.
Women are more than just tits and a vagina, they have many more subtle and important biological differences from men that make them women and no amount of HRT and surgery is going to change that Y to an X or vis versa.
>>29933220
Your strawman misses the point. It's like using only ugly women to represent all women.
You anti-trans cretins need to be wiped out
>>29933229
>similar things are fakes of each other
retard logic
>>29933405
To compare a species adaptation to new living conditions to someone who butchers them self and believes they are a different gender, is moronic on many levels.
He doesn't really go out with a tranny
You guys are just kidding, right?
>>29922226
Complete nube/noguns question but:
Do they just do the same course again and again and again to get this good?
Or is it a case of they randomize the targets and he's just got so good that he can do it that quickly anyway?
If it's just learning the same course again and again and again it kinda lessens the impressiveness....
>>29933340
>men are only looking for feminine forms.
Moving the goal posts. I never even implied that all men want.
>And no amount of surgical altering, cutting your penis off, putting on make up or getting implants is going to change the fact that you're still a male pretending to be a female.
Becoming female isn't the goal. The goal is to increase feminine properties of the body. And sincee femininity isn't an exclusive property of females they aren't pretending to be female. It's only because gender roles have been so deeply entrenched in your mind that you aren't even aware of it so you confuse any non-female feminine form as a fake female. It's like claiming that all non-Coke cola drinks are fake Coke.
>>29933419
Failing to recognize the logic and instead focus on the physical differences between dogs/wolves and trans people is moronic on many levels.
>>29933511
If your goal is to increase feminie properties of the body it is only for one goal - to DECIEVE and fool others into thinking you're a woman.
Which in the case of inerpersonal relationships if you don't come right out at the beginning and say you're a biological male is immoral and wrong.
You're a gay man trying to fool straight men into having sex with you.
>>29933542
>If your goal is to increase feminie properties of the body it is only for one goal - to DECIEVE and fool others into thinking you're a woman.
No, it's your fault for assuming that all feminine people are female.
>>29933576
>that reasoning
Holy fuck what has happened to /k/?
>>29931883
>>29931965
He looks a little older there though... What gun did he use in street kings? Brb IMFDB time
>>29932940
>probably less liberal than you think
This
>>29933595
This has to be b8, same as that dog and wolf stuff. Keanu is cool though.
Keanu is one of our patron saints
>>29933647
He was cool until he started dating that tranny faggot.
I hope his tranny boyfriend dies of superAIDS and then he goes back to being straight.
>>29922226
he's a cool guy, too bad he's gay
>>29932921
Looks like a guy on tranny hormone treatments. You love pretend girls!
>>29932626
>sister died of leukemia
>watched best friend die in front of him
He's a real celebrity who's experiences real world shit. From what I understand he gave all profits from the matrix to leukemia research.
>>29922226
keanu is pretty cool... that handload at the end tho
>>29933745
>sister died of leukemia
>watched best friend die in front of him
>fucked guy dressed like a girl in the ass
Fucking a guy in the ass feels the exact same as fucking a girl in the ass.
Being bisexual is pretty awesome.
i wish i could reply to most of you with this image
>>29922819
I didn't know that. Keanu is a real mensch. Good for him
>>29933944
>... said Anon, dealing with his intense personal shame the moment after cumming to gay porn
Sexuality really doesn't fucking matter, Anon.
>>29933944
>>29922226
Keanu is absolutely based, but /k/ is shit. They want freedom for their funs yet half the posters in this thread are anti gay. The fundamental problem with america is that everyone wants to be free to do what their thing, but at the same time they want to restrict the freedoms of those they dislike.
>>29933200
Huey pls
>>29933770
Probably gets laid more than you do.
>>29934098
0.5 cents have been deposited
>>29934098
>Amen
Freedom for yourself is always cool, freedom for others is always hard.
>>29933532
There is no logic to be found in the statement. Justifying self butchery by giving an nonsupporting example means nothing.
>>29934098
>being anti gay is bad
Most aren't anti gay dude, just anti fag
Contrary to what your liberal friends say, there is a distinct difference between the two.
>>29934055
It does when it descends into self butchery, delusion, and the claim that there is nothing wrong with such a way of life. Someone who's sexual identity is the primary, and most prominent feature of their character is the worst kind of person.
>>29934205
How does fucking a tranny make you a fag?
>>29934234
>Someone who's sexual identity is the primary, and most prominent feature of their character is the worst kind of person.
This goes for all orientations.
>>29931184
Is this the portrait that keeps him immortal but he cannot look at?
>>29922287
It's so funny to see the /pol/ hating shills on every board bring up something negative about them first few posts d a thread
>>29922287
/pol/ is a retarded cunt everyone knows that
>>29934098
Finally, a voice of fucking reason
>>29934234
Someone who's [ANYTHING] is the primary, and most prominent feature of their character is the worst kind of person.
As for what people decide to do with their own body, that's no more of my concern than it is yours.
>>29934098
This
It's the one thing that can always bring stormfags and sjws together, they both want equal rights for them, but nobody else
>>29922226
a lot of trap talk in this thread
then again I felt /k/ wasn't anti-trap but this thread almost makes /k/ seem pro-trap
I was more comfortable with don't ask don't tell
>>29936433
>As for what people decide to do with their own body, that's no more of my concern than it is yours.
>man decides to chop of penis because he's full-fucking insane (but not by leftist definition! Huhrr!)
>gets checked into hospital
>tax payers pay medical bills
>attempts suicide 6 times
>tax payers pay medical bills all 6 times
>claims he's disabled
>tax payers pay his life wages
As a tax payer, indulging in the delusions of the insane -- rather than curing or treating those delusions, has become my fucking business.
Same with the idea of
>I told myself I was a woman,
>so now I can jack off in the women's restroom! Legally protected!
"Telling a lie until it becomes the truth" is such a fucking sketchy ideology I wonder how people don't just revile at the concept.
>>29936694
No mature adult cares what others do with their personal property or body, and don't ask don't tell is basically an enforcement of that, though it does tend to foster more of an atmosphere of forcing the target group underground and restricting their self expression
>>29936737
Except the treatment for gender dysphoria IS hormone treatments and (sometimes) SRS, combined with extensive therapy and counseling. So do you support that, or are you just rationalizing a hatred?
>>29936780
>casually mention the trip my wife and I are taking next weekend, co-worker nods in approval
vs
>casually mention the trip my husband and I are taking next weekend, co-worker enters sketch-city and I'm suddenly on the defensive in the work-place
DADT sought to remove the possibility of this interaction, but nobody remembered that hets would continue casually discussing their relationships and nobody would give a damn, turning the "protection" into an honest-to-goodness oppression. Good intentions, shitty outcome. Thanks, White Jesus.
>>29922226
He is a real human bean
An a real hero
Real human bean
An a real hero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgHUljLnlNc
>>29936895
Exactly, it's a nice idea, but it doesn't work in practice
>>29936812
I'm all for treatment that's not
"Ok, if you say you're a girl 1,000 times, you're a girl! Fuck biology! Fuck rationality! We politics and bullshit now!"
>>29934144
If he's fucking guys in the ass and you consider that getting laid, he probably is.
>>29931325
>mfw Keanu guest appearance on Forgotten Weapons
>>29922287
>shitty looking pizza
>knife and fork
/ck/ does not approve
but on /ck/ that probably means he'll get more attention and his threads will be more successful
>>29934098
How does the opinions of people on gays automatically restrict the freedom of gay people to be gay? Are all gay people so simple minded? Also, most of the shit the left has done lately in regard to the "LGBT movement" is not about protecting liberties or freedom, it's about removing it from one group and forcing the entire population to accommodate irrational behavior. Oh, and fucking with the entire public school system for the sake of their agenda.
NC lawmakers are pretty fucking stupid, but the reactionary moves by the Obama admin are even worse.
Gov't should not be involved in that shit. Gov't serves no purpose other than to fuck issues up and make everyone miserable in those sorts of social issues.
Resentment will foster resentment and petty bullshit will beget less petty bullshit and eventually spur on more hatred on both sides.
>>29922373
This is that I thought this thread was about desu
>>29933737
Different guy here
If I didn't know any better, I could have sworn she was a girl.
>>29934234
What I put in my butthole is nothing of your concern.
>>29934234
The same thing could be said of any trait though
>>29934096
tl;dr?
>>29937661
djibouti is not very shooty after all
>>29933399
Finally someone with sense, I was starting to think I'm the only one on this board.
>>29938193
No, sensible people exist here, they just aren't as loud as the tards
>>29933595
You came along.
You think you're old when in fact you're pretty new.
>>29938221
That's true. That shouldn't be true though.
>ignorance breeds arrogance
>>29932929
What are you new? This board has a long and glorius history of associating with traps! We have more fucking traps on this board than /lgbt/. God damn do we love us some traps!
>>29937661
/k/ommando finds out his long time friend is a trap and gets a bj
>>29935005
Nice.
>>29932649
/k/ AS FUCK
you stupid fucks are just as bad as the stupid fucks on reddit
you claim others are louder, but you are the most obnoxious idiotic assholes ever
kill yourselves
>>29932929
Go back to your containment board.
>>29934098
What you do in your bedroom is your business.
Pushing it on kids in school, in the media and forcing Christians to hire you and forcing them to cater your fagit weddings is unacceptable.
>>29933944
Go back to your containment board.
>>29938445
>>>/lbgt/
>>29938436
>christians
wanna know how I know you're a butthurt redneck?
>>29938445
That cockatiel is adorable.
I wish I could get my tiel to pose like that.
>>29933220
I personally have no problem with trannies. I have a problem with trannies who demand I refer to them as something other than trannies. If you have two X chromosomes, you are female. X and a Y? Male. You can be a surgically altered male who uses hormone therapy to appear female, but that doesn't make you female. And it doesn't make me consider you female.
Do whatever you want to yourself. I seriously don't give a fuck. Just don't try to dictate how I look at the world or how I describe you.
>>29923167
>that intimate kill
>the soundtrack+lighting
>that CQC
>that calm focus
>that transition
>>29937523
Has anyone actually used one of those extra large dongs on themselves or are they just being made and sold for people who want to prank/slap each other with?
>>29937661
djibouti sucks
the trap of the story also sucks things, but that doesn't matters
>>29938503
Practice makes perfect?
>>29938459
I don't think they do it to Muslims, guy.
>>29938555
I think it's a paperweight at that point.
If not, there should be a contest for the first one to use it successfully.
>>29938595
Because Muslims here don't complain and do the job, pal.
>>29938459
First amendment, you piece of dogshit. Make America great again by shipping off to Europe, you communist fagit.
>>29922819
Keanu is me except actually cool and does useful things for society.
>>29932874
>That's some straight tumblr tier logic.
Are you on 4chan or not?
We all about traps here
>>29922408
Jealous cunt
>>29939325
Keep those blinders on. Yeah, we all think in the exact same fucked up way you do, YAY!
No, dumbfuck. Most of us tolerate you at the worst and appreciate the good posts at the best, but when you say stupid shit, especially when you claim to speak for everyone, some of us will tell you to fuck off.
Was the tranny pre or post op?
It still amazes me you can install vaginas.
>>29941306
i know, i've got this left hand that i don't use very much
>>29922226
Absolutly.
>>29922398
Clever girl
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l8o5fxnDUjs
