Hey 4chan, can someone help me with my homework?
It's about a poem called the charge of the light brigade. Basically I have to pretend that I'm a soldier that fought and survived. I need to write about what I can see, hear, what happened before, during and after the battle and more. I need to include a range of literary devices, range of vocabulary and use words to create mood and atmosphere. Also if I don't get done by tomorrow I'll have a detention so I'm counting on you 4chan.
Pic related, it's my book and pen I'll use.
>>29916727
Write down the lyrics of "One" by Metallica. Your teacher will probably pass you for the entire class due to writing a masterpiece.
On base it's all tits and cock
and cum
Out There it's all blood and sweat
Come git some
Back home it's bacon and eggs
And heroin
>>29916727
"Fuck yeah we're going to kill some poorly defended reserve units!" "Little further and we'll be in range" "Oh fuck" "Fuckity fuck fuck"
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When your homework involves poetry you might as well pick up your McDonalds shirt on the way home
>>29916789
>>29916789
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>>29916781
This is pretty damn good
Gray are the skies
Gray is my soul
In the morning we rise
To achieve our goal
As we cross this cursed river
We hear a thunder in the distance
Enemy draws nearer
My brothers and me take our stance
Long was the battle
Great were the losses
The score needs to settle
As we kiss our iron crosses
I want to come home
For this i wasnt ready
I now feel alone
Mom's Spaghetti
>>29916727
Read Flashman at the Charge.
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEĘ
As i trudge through the desert
I am reminded of my girl
Whos eyes matched the blue in the sky.
I had to leave her at home
When i was called to defend it
One dark day me and my light brigade
Came across a child with a grenade
Everone was dead
But me
That day the light brigade
Became just me
ravioli
ravioli
give me
the forumuoli
>>29916998
I like this a lot. It could work for OP if you threw in some random vocab
>>29916727
>bam
> i got shot
>now im dead.
>>29916998
Holy fuck, I felt fast.
Not bad anon.
Well, the poem is about one of the fucking stupidest military miscommunications ever. Seriously so the beginning should be about the thunder of hooves and the pounding thought that this is retarded as shit. But hey maybe the glorious British fags in command have something planned.
Then oh shit they fucking don't you will die here. Cannons fucking start tearing into your buddies on both sides your useless horse gets shot out from under you and the next one stomps on your dick. Then you get stuck under bloody horse meat for a few hours and 599 (exaggeration 118 men killed, 127 wounded, and about 60 taken prisoner) of your brit asshole friends die and all you can smell is horse shit as your equine smother pillow lets it all go. Switch to after you pull your broken body out from under the pile of bodies the Russian commanders laugh at you call you a drunk and pour vodka on your head and you get taken prisoner. Congrats at age 70 you get hit by a train and die anyway.
>>29916998
Very good
>>29916727
It was such stupid thing to do, the other side actually thought they were drunk or just crazy. Because of this, they didn't engage as soon as they could've making it seem at first like the attack might work. Then it seriously fucking didn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jomcECjuYa0
Some officers just need to be shot
>>29922078
>>29920862
Wait so op has to write about a real event he wasnt there for?
When i wrote this i thought he just meant a fictional poem
