ITT: Post enemies that unnerve you
>>29914092
>>29914092
>>29914105
>>29914092
All those goddamn stories about skeleton infiltrators were true.
>>29914092
>GearQueers.jpg
How the fuck do I beat this guy? Literally does the Megatron Blazeathon right when I have his ass.
>>29914092
>his disapproving gaze spoke more words than one could ever vocalize
>>29914092
>>29914092
Why is everyone else a fat slob?
>>29914297
Is that seriously the fucking x-com vigilo confido patch?! Where the fuck does one get ???
>>29914352
Either grossly over-weight or rail thin skeleton, little to no in-between with fit people being ATF / Local PD Inserts.
>>29914297
>flying around NASA headquarters in a chopper, with the job of "if you see any bug-eyed aliens, shoot them in their big, dumb, green heads"
>this is the job you will never have
>>29914633
>bug-eyed aliens
That's a bit harsh for Mexicans
>>29914645
>>29914297
>>29914092
I....I think I know him. Nathan B of MD. Former Marine, recently divorced. Code name Skelator, AKA "The Comandante"
>>29914617
no thats a NASA and a police patch
>>29914689
the infiltration has already been completed
ayy lmao
https://www.youtube.com/user/spartan117gw
at least he finally got into real guns.
>>29914689
holy shit what
>>29914689
nigga looks like a motherfucking xenomorph lmfao
>>29914297
What's he looking out for? I mean, like, really?
>>29914689
not human
>>29914297
>10 rnd mag, idiot corded to rifle
>free float hand guard
>no irons
>stainless barrel with no evil features, or even a brake
>short bipod
>EoTech holo, no magnification
>rifle idiot corded to helicopter
>solid stock
2/10 would not operate with
>>29914297
>no brass catcher
Fuck is wrong with you buddy?
>>29914772
>>29914787
He's an alien he's doing his best.
>>29914297
>>29914689
we got a double agent over here
>>29914820
If they run, they're Ayys. If they don't run, they are well disciplined Ayys.
>>29914832
>If they run, they're Ayys. If they don't run, it's probably because they're Ayys without legs.*
>>29914297
>>29914689
HOW
>>29914829
>>29915675
o shit whaddup!
>>29915675
>>29914693
Is that actually skel the tripfag?
If so that's topkek. His unnatural skinniness and pose is for sure unnerving.
>>29916143
Im not saying its him....Im saying I used to work with a guy that looks like the guy in OPs pic and that guy went by Skelator and knew about /k/
>>29914092
>>29914092
>>29916143
It's not skelly, skelly never served (and he's a canuck)
>>29914761
What is the story behind this meme? Is it just some random shitpost that everyone went ballistic about, or is there some deeper meaning?
>>29914772
What's so bad about solid stocks? I always thought folding stocks looked stupid.
>>29914772
You have a lot of valid points, but what is wrong with being corded to the helicopter and having your weapon corded to yourself? If either fell out of the helicopter is would be pretty fucking bad.
>>29914645
*shoulder "that" rifle* Nada personal niño
>>29916576
The cords are why he gets 2 out if 10, instead of 0.
>>29914689
>>29914297
ALREADY TOO LATE
>>29914689
>>29914268
Snap you gun back, shout "I GIVE UP" into your microphone. He'll think your surrendered and you can do one free hit on him. Only works once though.
>>29916480
Not faddish in the least
>>29914092
>Guest starring the SKULLS parasite unit
>>29914092
>>29914268
That guy looks criminally insane.
>>29914092
Found the sniper
>>29916419
the glorious leader did nothing wrong
![widow2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nthehZP.jpg "widow2[1].jpg")
>>29914092
>>29917746
NO
>>29914352
They're americans.
Rate this guy's tacticoolness.
>>29917794
He specializes in night operations.
>>29914105
Holy shit please tell me there's more of this guy.
>>29914772
If you had a magnified optic it would woble so much you would shoot the aliens instead of the intruders
>>29917746
Fun fact: mud dauber wasps pretty much exclusively eat spiders, and blue mud daubers prefer black widows. As a bonus they aren't usually aggressive towards humans, so if you've got mud dauber colonies on your property feel free to leave them alone.
>>29917794
>single point sling
>comms are up
>eating when he can / sleeping when he can (traits of a good Soldier)
>eyes downrange on high speed avenues of approach
>level 2 vest concealed
>"Civilianized" camo to blend in with populous
7.62/10 would not fuck with
>>29918215
Also, mud "dirt" daubers stun their prey and lay their eggs inside them while they're still alive. So if you feel the need to destroy the daubers nest you may find a bunch of pissed off spiders ready to fuck your shit up.
>>29914105
The sad thing is I've met this guy, he was one of the marshals at an airsoft site in the UK that I've been to a few times before moving stateside.
>>29918215
Spiders are more beneficial.
>>29914689
OH SHIT
>>29918541
fuck you spider
you're not fooling me
>>29915675
ayy lmao
>>29917625
MAYBE I AM INSANE
>>29918567
I bought my first fun, and every single one since, specifically to combat the eight legged menace. I've seen arachnophobia. I've seen eight legged freaks. I've seen lord of the rings. All the rest of you noguns faggots in California will be running to my house when the inevitable happens
>>29918216
You forgot excess fatty reserve for extended operation between resupply
>>29914689
We're not alone
>>29915675
Oh no is this a new meme?
>>29916571
OUNCES MEAN POUNDS XDDDDD
Which totally matters when you're in a helicopter
>>29916383
CANCER
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>>29914741
Because a terrorist attack against a space shuttle wouldn't be a huge thing...
>>29916480
I always thought the most pathetic thing about the U.S. army was the mismatch of MOLLE camo because their shit ACU standard never made a replacement.
>>29917794
Nah man that ak aint real it is just bling. Hasn't been coated in gold yet
>>29914092
MOON MAN IS REAL!
>>29916580
>>29914092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9v5sW6t0zI
>>29917668
o shi-
>>29914689
Ayy Lmao
>>29920117 The guy in the pic is Airforce. Airforce doesn't put that much money into molle shit.
>>29914092
I recognise that cunt
>pic related
>>29916748
1. That's not his hair.
2. The word "faddish" is only in the FEMALE hair standards within AFI 36-2903. The male, and overall hair standards don't mention the word faddish even once. Also, fysa, there is no maximum hair length in the air force, only bulk.
>>29914092
why, my peenus weanus of course :)
hahah! :D
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
ITT: Post enemies that unnerve me - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
>>29920117
He's chairforce, dipshit.
