>Law enforcement enters a room with a glock
>Hammer-cocking sound
>>29907485
Weapon autism in fiction thread?
>someone has a revolver
>refers to it as a "magnum"
>swings the cylinder shut instead of properly closing it
>>29907485
I only recently noticed that. It happened in the blacklist
>>29907485
>>29907594
>blacklist
i could not contain my shit when i was watching the show with my ex. i annoyed the fuck out of her about it. probably contributed to the breakup in retrospect
>character draws gun from holster
>loud sound that fills the entire room
>show set in great plains / deep south
>"This gun is unregistered!"
>"He's going away for a LONG time!"
>>29907485
>nobody noticing the shitty chinese flashlight lazer hybird literally on eBay for 24$ being used on real firearms by law enforcement
>watching Hawii 5-0
>Danny caps drug dealer cuz his brother is in a barrel
>Danny was using a revolver
>hear empty case bouncing on the concrete floor
>burst out laughing and upset family
>watching a movie
>someone does a mozambique
>watching a movie
>someone violates one of the 10 commandments
>>29907646
Aren't LEOs not even allowed to have any sort of attachment on their gun? I have cop friends who bitch about that all the time.
>>29907723
hello noguns
>character wants to covertly track a suspect
>attaches a tracker with a fucking huge blinking red LED and an audible 'beep'.
>Watching TV show/Movie
>I got a permit for this gun
>Law Enforcement enter a room
>One person and they advance forward with closets and other doors in the background, unchecked.
>>29907633
>character points gun at something
>*CHICKCHAKSHICK*
>>29907751
There are plenty of LEOs that have flashlights and/or lasers on their handguns. But it really depends on what department they are from
I believe in most southern and/or midwest/west police departments, officers can do whatever they want. But in a lot of big cities, officiers are not allowed to modify their service pistols.
On a side tangent
I know in germany, citizens are not allowed to attach lasers to pistols, not sure if that applies to their officers
>suspect is armed and dangerous
>Main characters enter with SWAT
>Main characters have pistols, no vests, still in street clothing
>Main characters are in front of SWAT
>>29907771
>character wants to do surveillance on a suspect
>parks across the street watching, somehow suspect always looks around into the distance but never sees the one dude sitting in a car 10 yards across the street
>characters walk around with 1911s clearing a room
>hammer down, of course
>bad guy gets shot in torso while holding gun
>instantly falls backwards dead, no shots let off
>>29907633
>gun moves
>clatter that sounds like the thing is about to fall apart
>Setting is pre-60's
>Character is using trigger discipline
The one time proper TD actually triggers me
>>29907616
james spader is the only good thing about that show
>>29907723
we call this a failure to stop drill.
>"LET'S GO GET IN THE CAR!!!"
> *SCREEEEEEEEEEECH
> *BOOM BOOM POP POP POP BOOM*
>sparks fly off on car, luckily it's metal so it blocks all the bullets from characters driving away
>>29907616
>probably contributed to the breakup in retrospect
this, so fucking much. Why is it my soon-to-be-ex always starts bitching at me because i catch something about a tv show that bothers me. It brings me out of the story, and makes me realize how little effort the studio put into the show.
I'm sorry that i noticed the studio sucks at accurate props, its not my fault
>>29907616
If that pissed them off then you're better off now.
Don't worry /k/ommando, you did the right thing.
>>29907991
this triggers me too, and it happens in multi million dollar production films too. you would think they would at least hire a firearms expert to go along with all the martial arts experts they hire for the fight scenes . someone who would tell the director simple things like, a single action gun needs its hammer back in scenes, and theres only so many times you can cock a gun before you run out of the live ammo youve been cycling
>>29907991
>>29907616
Is it that hard to enjoy a terrible movie and talk shit at it in a non-angry/autistic way? My SO and I rip on bad movies all the time. Pic related, we watched this shit the other, tore it up, and had a great night.
>>29907991
I have this same problem, it's so bad I have to not watch movies or TV with family because I autistically have to point out predictable plotlines and stupid audio cues.
>>29908015
and by cock a gun, i meant racking the slide on a beretta or glock or any semi auto which always seems to be what characters do when they mean business. literally every character on screen israeli carries
>Pump action shotgun
>Is pumped at dramatic moments, repeatedly, without being shot to 'make a point'
>>29907941
just because it didnt catch on doesnt mean it didnt exist back then.
I mean, your mom is has been around for a while, but only recently has her prostitution business been picking up.
>>29907485
>Gets shotgun out of trunk, pumps it.
>Finds the crims, pumps it again to intimidate them, no shell ejects.
>Someone picks up a shotgun
>It makes a pumping noise
>Someone points a shotgun
>It makes a pumping noise
>Someone so much as touches a shotgun
>It makes a pumping noise
>Someone says the word shotgun
>[muffled pumping noise in the distance]
>Credits roll by
>Pumping noise played by Shotgun
>>29907920
> Puts uncocked 1911 to bad guys head to interrogate
> after a few quips cocks the hammer to show he's serious
alternatively:
> threatens someone with a shotgun
> pumps action only after that someone doesn't comply
> driving towards gunman
> shots impact right in front of driver
> bullet stuck in windshield, driver unharmed
> fleeing the scene, being shot at
> gunshot shatters rear window
ALWAYS only the rear window, the bullet never hits the driver or passenger or goes through the windshield as well.
>>29908071
So basically every Guy Ritchie film starring Jason Statham
>>29908015
Theres a local singer here who just released a music video where he's in the army running around with uniforms all dicked up getting into "firefights" with a random assortment of weapons like glocks and mossberg 500 mis matching uniforms, no body armor no Kevlars some of them don't even have blouses on just skivy shirts, one dude has a white the shirt and unbloused camouflage pants. Nobody's got a shave or haircut and the main dude has his sleeves rolled up. At the end he jumps on a ww2 stick grenade and dies. They never show the enemy at all its just a squad of retards running around doing tactical rolls and pointing guns into the distance while mexican music plays. The sad thing is were 5 minutes from a marine base and also I know the guys brother is in the army, he couldn't bother making a 5 minute call to smooth some of the details
>>29908175
Meh, I enjoyed Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch too much to bitch.
I mean shit, in Lock and Stock there's a fucking Bren gun.
>>29908231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuGvVJhhedE
>>29908107
>> Puts uncocked 1911 to bad guys head to interrogate
>> after a few quips cocks the hammer to show he's serious
every fucking time
>slomo of a gun firing
>whole entire cartridge leaves the muzzle
>>29908246
>Cocking the hammer on a 1911
I was watching 48 Hours the other day and that shit was driving me nuts. Its a good movie; but fuck that annoyed me.
>>29908274
if they want the tense moment with the 1911, flipping off the slide safety would do just as well.
but if you need that hammer cock, just have the bad guy use a fucking dirty harry revolver.
>terrorists in building have hostages
>lets send in the unarmed investigators (or beat cops with only sidearms) to de-escalate
>swat team sits with thumbs up their asses the whole time
>>29908311
>if they want the tense moment with the 1911, flipping off the slide safety would do just as well.
Yeah; but you're average idiot film goes wouldn't understand it. The hammer is more obvious to them because if it works on a revolver than all guns must work that way.
Ok, I've been wondering about Crimson Tide. I don't know if this is inaccurate or not, so I'm asking, not bitching.
The movie has both 1911s and M9s (actually 92FS as stand-ins according to imfdb, but that doesn't bother me that much) on the submarine. The movie was released and presumably takes place in 1995, a decade after we adopted the M9 as the standard service pistol.
I'm sure there was a transition period during which both were used, but did it go out as far as 1995? If not, were certain officers allowed to use the 1911 at their discretion?
>>29908231
Yeah don't get me wrong, I love the films, too. This stuff doesn't actually bother me enough to not enjoy a movie or tv show unless it's extremely bad. I can suspend my weapons autism long enough to enjoy it.
>>29907775
or
>registered
>>29908107
>> Puts uncocked 1911 to bad guys head to interrogate
>> after a few quips cocks the hammer to show he's serious
Am I the only one who thinks this might actually work, if the person you're interrogating can't see the hammer/is too stressed to realize he was just threatened with an uncocked single action?
>Show/movie set in WWII or earlier
>Everybody is doing weaver stance
>>29908342
I believe officers with money can buy a different pistol. But, the key part of that is 'with money'.
>>29907723
nicebat.jpg
>>29908377
were we still teaching teacupping then? jesus.
>>29908383
Maybe back then.
Definitely not now. God forbid someone glock their hand up with tricare coverage.
>>29907775
I'm always amused by the magic that they seem to think crime scene ballistics are capable of.
I mean realistically unless the criminal is leaving shell casings with prints on them the cops are only going to know what caliber they were using, and if it was a hollow point.
Like on Better Call Saul, Mike was buying a black market rifle with the serial numbers shaved off in order to ice Tio and to your average viewer I'm sure it made sense; but to me I'm thinking......"What the fuck does he need that for? Is he going to leave the gun at the scene? Isn't it a bigger risk to have that gun on him than to just carry a hunting rifle?
I mean hell its a bolt action, so he doesn't even need to worry about the brass getting left behind.
>shot in the chest with shotgun
>you alright?!
>y-yeah, I'm just glad I had on my vest
>get drinks later that night
>>29908366
Maybe its a case of reality imitating fiction, like in that Tina Fey movie where the guy freaks out when the bad guy aims his gun sideways.
> He's holding it sideways, that's a killshot!!!!
Or maybe the guy doesn't know shit about guns and is intimidated by the sound of the hammer being cocked, like that LEO that said he searched a back yard at night and racked his shotgun. He willfully ejected a perfectly good shell, but the bad guy came out of the bushes and surrendered.
>>29908404
>thinking they used 2 hands
They still taught you to shoot like you were riding a horse.
>>29908342
Oh yeah. We had 1911s floating around our armory at Gordon until the late 90's. It's not like we were getting huge crates of replacement guns every time a new program goes through. Replacement takes time, and effort, to fill those big ass orders, and they can only manufacture so many at once for mil contracts. Look how long it took the Army to ditch the M-16 in favor of the M4, and those were guns they already HAD.
>>29908377
>>29908404
No.
One handed.
>>29908061
I'm not even dude you're talking to... But that is one of the weakest comments I've ever read in my almost decade of 4chinz
>>29908431
Could have been birdshot.
What's that grip called?
>>29908377
>show literally any bolt action rifle with a scope
>"this is a high power precision sniper rifle"
>>29908213
You know you gotta link it now
>>29908434
When my Grandfather was in the army he trained to get Expert Pistol Rating on Horseback for shits and giggles the last year they offered it.
Said it was a shitload of fun.
>>29908431
>someone gets shot
>it's in the shoulder so he's OK cause its just meat, not a complicated muscle/joint
>just needs a bandage
>>29907815
i like the way he muzzleswept the ceiling.
>>29908471
somebody please tell me what terrible movie this was from, seagall's fake operating is extremely fucking funny looking
>>29908454
wrist lock
>>29908480
Sniper: Special Ops
>indoor shootout
>ability to hear
Movies, please choose 1.
>>29908487
ghahaha holy fucking shit man. its so bad its satire but he doesn't know it
>>29908454
the wrist breaker
>>29908463
Sounds awesome.
>watching war movie
>MC's stumble across a bomb
>now literally everyone in the convoy is EOD
every fucking time
> someone gets shot
> they have to get the bullet out at all costs or he dies
> pull bullet out with rusty pliers and a pen knive
> immediately ok and ready for action.
>>29908066
This webm literally made me fucking cringe
>Unsheathing a knife discreetly
>KA-SHIIING
>excalibur.mp3
>>29908486
Is it still good or thoroughly outdated?
>>29908066
is that a comedy?
>>29908463
>>29908505
Yeah, he was also on the Army polo team. He was really bummed when the Army got rid of their stables.
You need at least 4 dedicated polo horses per player in order to play polo (the horses get tired and need to sub out) and he was never rich enough to afford that.
Still, it was fun while it lasted.
>>29908518
https://youtu.be/eNdI_CyiRZQ
It's bad according to Jeff Cooper
>>29908426
>What the fuck does he need that for? Is he going to leave the gun at the scene?
wait... why wouldn't he? it's not like he was planning on using it for another crime, and if he got pulled over with it in his car or something it'd be game over. seems like it'd be way easier to leave it behind with his prints wiped off it + no identifying marks than to dispose of it some other way
>>29908533
TV drama called Person of Interest.
Sadly not a comedy.
>>29908542
what, did they use surp springfields as fucking mallets?
>>29908426
To give BB credit, when Walter was buying a 'hot' gun, even the gun dealer was like "You know AZ is stand your ground, there is literally no reason you need to do business with me if you're not a felon."
>>29908436
Thanks. I assumed there was a transition period, just wasn't sure how long it was. Please accept this picture of my puppers as compensation for your time.
>>29908545
https://youtu.be/eNdI_CyiRZQ?t=27m14s
Time when we starts talking about it
>police sneaking into silent enemy complex
>stomping around because muh boots
>bullshit hand signals
>everyone racking slides just before big blowout
>>29908426
That same scene
ultra worried about accuracy, then
>its semi auto, doesn't it jam?
> yeah but all semi autos can
Why the fuck was he worrying about the minuscule chance to jam if hes ok with a bolt gun? Like he obviously didn't care about a quick followup shot and wanted just a single kill shot. why worry about a clean rifle jamming if you were only intending on shooting once?
>>29908487
what movie is that.. looks like a good watch, need to know what I have been doing wrong all these years...
>>29908546
>wait... why wouldn't he?
Because its less risky to just keep a legal gun then to leave an illegal gun that could have fingerprints or DNA behind or which could conceivably be tracked back to your arms dealer who you would then have to trust not to narc on you.
Lets say he just buys a hunting rifle, puts one round of .308 through Tio's skull and then takes it home. The cops come and find he legally owns a hunting rifle. So what?
> operator team has been planing operation for weeks
> when they get there, commander guy has to explain the entire plan like no one has ever heard of it.
>>29908586
Just watch any Steven Seagal movie on youtube, all of them are on there and have shit like this.
>>29908458
>TFW its literally a .22
>>29908589
Court room magic can use it as probable cause.
>secret squirrel night raid
>they show up in fucking loud ass humvees and a goddamn huey
or
>humvees driving by
>sound just like normal cars
>>29907646
buddy, it's pic related
>>29908490
Or just a general complete lack of hearing protection (and never any temporary hearing loss, like ever)
>>29908594
>Tfw you didn't think to bring a funz until he went over the plan just now so you can't opr8 with your buddies.
>>29908434
>>29908438
Not strictly true. 1H was the norm but in some training vids 2H is used and Applegate taught 2H instinctive firing (for longer ranges) to Jedburghs.
>>29907566
I know people who do this...
>watching Ant Man
>Scene inside Pym's lab
>Several bad guys surround protagonists all with Glock brand Glocks
>Ant Man uses psychic ant powers to get a bunch of ants to crawl onto a bad guy's gun
>CGI image of a hammer dropping and being blocked by ants
>Gun zooms out, it's still a Glock
That scene triggered me a bit. Deadpool was a definitive improvement over firearms, except at one point Deadpool's bartender friend grabbed an airsoft shotgun when assembling an arsenal.
>Draw a striker fired pistol without actuating anything on it
>Cocking noise
>Pointing a shotgun at someone, pump it dramatically
>No shell ejects
>Especially after they've been fighting with it
>The shotgun sends the bad guy flying backwards, into the wall
>Bottomless magazines for everything - ARs, tube shotguns, lever actions, and the magical 17 chamber revolver cylinder
>LEO/Military/OPERATORS that get within arms reach when threatening with firearms who should FUCKING KNOW BETTER
>The broad spectrum of failing to breach/slice pie properly
>The protagonist has a magical electromagnet that makes everyone miss when he takes a leisurely stroll in front of a brigade of rifles
>The protagonist is able to land absurd, impossible shots without even looking down the sights
>Taking a hit to armor, especially pure kevlar, not being knocked the fuck down and then being able to immediately exclaim with a happy tone of voice "good thing I was wearing armor!"
>Taking a rifle caliber hit to a PAGST helmet, M1 Pot helmet, saucer helmet etc. at 20 meters and not having brains splattered all over the wall
>regular car doors being able to absorb rifle fire
>>29908594
Better than
>okay guys we know the bad guys are in this building
>so you three go in the front and we'll go in the back and that's all the planning we'll do
>alright let's hit it
>>29908582
Yeah, and "the gun expert" offers him a .50 cal and an AR-15 with a low magnification scope as his alternatives for sniping one guy.
They wanted to establish Mike as being pragmatic no nonsense, and having a Vietnam background by having him pick the M40A1 which is a good bit of character building; but everything around it is ridiculous.
He has little reason to need a black market gun considering what his plan is and the alternatives offered him are odd (the AR), bordering on ridiculous (the .50 cal).
A shame too since as this anon pointed out
>>29908560
When arms dealer dude appeared on Breaking Bad his advice was a lot better.
>>ballistics are a match
>gun in question is a glock
>literally takes 10 seconds to switch out the barrel
>>29908635
>except at one point Deadpool's bartender friend grabbed an airsoft shotgun when assembling an arsenal.
>not thinking this was a joke.
>disgusting.
>>29908650
Given the nature of the movie, I thought it was a joke. Watching it a second time, it didn't look like a joke.
>>29908660
TWD is just not even worth talking about in these threads. All is lost.
>>29908643
I wonder about this. Why isn't it common practice to swap a barrel from a handgun and have it melted down somewhere? Or is the whole "matching a bullet to the barrel" horseshit and reality is cops just find the same caliber handgun in your possession and convince 12 idiots thats all it takes.
>>29908666
This movie was so good because some shit like this was intentional and anything accidental/overlooked was just a joke along with the rest.
>>29908680
I liked the weaponized zamboni, myself.
>>29908672
It's more or less horseshit. You can try but barring some really fucked up markings identifying one glock barrel from another using just fired projectiles is pretty hard. IIRC a Florida police department actually got Glock to make them some guns with a special rifling mark after a shootout in which they couldn't tell whose rounds were whose.
>>29908666
>>29908680
I like to think one of the ideas was Deadpool would pull that shotgun out of the bag, shoot it, then realize its airshit.
Maybe somewhere between that scene bring filmed and the bag of guns being left in the cab idea is why it happened. That movie was way too on top of its own nonsense but even they can make mistakes.
>>29908699
yeah, that cracked me the fuck up.
>hostage situation
>not just doming the fucker at 10 yards
Someone explain this to me.
>>29908660
>>29908589
That's fair. Still, it seems like the riskiest part of his plan comes right after he kills the guy -- when either the cops or the other bad guys might catch him on the road, having a rifle of any kind on him would be super incriminating. In that context, it made sense to me that he'd want to find the best way to ditch the gun ASAP (and given his cop background, that he'd know how to avoid leaving fingerprints/DNA.)
I don't know if it justifies the much greater time and expense, but it seems like his plan does involve a certain amount less risk than just using a normal hunting rifle...
>>29908432
The threat of violence is often more effective at coercion than actual violence.
my favorite, courtesy of walking dead:
>revolver cocked, Rick limp-wrists and points .44 at random goon
>stuffnthangs.jpeg
>Coral! get in the house!
>done interrogating, barrel still at their head
>decocks revolver with barrel right at their brain
Idk if new revolvers can do that, but I've always read that doing that is dangerous as shit.
>shot in cockpit of fighter jet
>completely silent save for the flight crew talking
every fucking time, man
>>29908734
TWD:
>We're running low on ammo
>MFW revolver de rick never needs a reload.
>>29908466
Fucking this. I'm a medifag and joint problems are the gift that keeps on giving. Roll it out of place? Sure, easy fix.
Fuck up the bone or tendons or basically anything else? Welcome to the world of permanent damage. Does it feel achey in the winter? Congrats, that will probably creep into fall and spring too.
I've never seen a shoulder get shot, but I know joints are fragile little buggers that hate healing 100%
>>29908680
>>29908706
I wouldn't doubt it. Dumb executives really gutted the movie because they didn't realize a Rated-R comic book movie would do so well. They also cut a LOT of improv jokes from the movie because they were "too offensive" as well. A lot of the shit done in the movie was improv by Ryan Reynolds.
Overall, it's a great movie... I'd definitely watch it a third time.
>>29908699
That fucking scene, I nearly pissed myself.
>>29908506
Even better, sending a person to defuse it when almost all EOD is "mark it and blow it with C4" or "get the xbox controller and make the bot do it"
>>29907825
>>29907940
>points gun
>Knight in full set of armor does summersault
>>29908144
Bullets actually don't go through windshields very well. I mean, they go through, but going through really changes their trajectory.
>>29908231
If you like Brens, you should watch "If..." it's pretty boring then suddenly you find yourself immensely enjoying boarding school England
>>29907991
Exactly. I sit down to watch some shitty crime drama with my gf (I refrain from network television. Cause it sucks), and every 5 minutes I point out something asinine or some fuck up by the show. It annoys the hell out of her.
>>29908801
Windshields are an angled surface and windshield glass is designed to shatter in a safe way rather than break. It's not something that'll save your ass on a consistent basis like it does in the movies but there is certainly a higher chance than if I shot straight at you.
>>29908781
My bro smashed me in the thumb with a pvc pool noodle sword I built for us about 3 weeks ago. I still can't depress the lockback on my espada with that thumb. Do I let it keep resting or try to build strength in it? Thanks if you can reply, mang.
>>29908213
It is your god given duty to share that video.
No gripe at all, but that scene always cracks me up.
Gotta get me a 1854 Navy sometimes.
>>29908781
>fuck up left shoulder/back last year doing shit on family farm
>it somewhat spreads to right shoulder
>still get really bad flareups sometimes if i move it wrong
>tfw it will never go away
fug
>>29908837
You fucking idiot
Next time build your foam swords right
There are guides on the subject for chrissake
>>29908635
>Watching Deadpool
>Deadpool shoots a grenade in a guy's hand
>It explodes in a huge fireball
Fucking why? Just shoot the guy in the head, have the grenade fall, and kill the other guy behind cover. It accomplishes the same thing without being fucking stupid.
>>29907566
I didn't buy a revolver to NOT swing it shut like a cliché movie villain.
>>29908906
the movie doesn't take itself seriously, nor does deadpool himself.
it's making fun of retarded movies, jesus
>>29908061
You tried, anon. That's what counts.
>>29908837
If you can MOVE your thumb without pain then you are probably ok and it just needs some strength. Tylenol can help, icy hot may soothe it too if you are feeling pain. If it hurts like a bitch just to touch then you may have broken something.
If you have discomfort or mild pain, maybe wait another week then try putting some stress on it (like a squish ball or something) to build up some strength. If it doesn't hurt now then some light activity may help. Piano, guitar, if you don't play an instrument get some playdoh and roll it around (no joke, dicking with play doh involves a wide range of motions and muscles). In general you don't want to stress an injured joint so much it hurts, because you can make it worse
>>29908906
>complaining about over the top action
>In capeshit
>Especially in Deadpool
>>29908906
>Deadpool
>a comedic film about a man who is pretty much killable
>a film that exists in a universe full of mutants with superpowers
>nitpicks a hand grenade trick>>29908916
>>29908864
Well there's SOME good news. Peripheral nerves can heal over time.
Idk your specifics, but it IS possible that if you just stressed or strained the nerve weird that it will recover on its own. But that takes a good amount of time, nerves are... Difficult.
>>29908580
>everyone racking slides just before big blowout
Fucking this
>cavalry shows up (for good or bad)
>everyone takes aim
>charging weapons, charging weapons everywhere
Fucking Matrix sometimes.
>>29908720
Put up two paper plates next time you go shooting. Put one peeking out behind the other one and pretend your mom dies if you hit the front paper plate. Handgun sniping isn't easy.
>>29908922
>>29908927
>>29908941
I'm fine with DEADPOOL doing crazy, impossible shit. I'm fine with Deadpool doing triple backflips in the middle of gun fights, and using two guns to an actual degree of proficiency, and shit like that. Because Deadpool is not bound by reality. But the equipment in the movie should act realistically.
>>29908944
nah, its probably fucked up for good.
basically, I stuck my arm down (like put it at my sides), bent down, grabbed something by hooking it in my hand, and came up, one handed.
soon as I did it, I felt this feeling in my shoulder, like i was stretch armstrong.
life is suffering
>>29908962
DEADPOOL is the one who shot the grenade, so now its behavior is dictated by him.
>>29908976
No, it's still just a regular grenade. And honestly, how is it any less cool for him to just shoot the guy holding the grenade in the hand or something and make him drop it? It's the same outcome.
>>29908781
>>29908864
>tfw may have slightly torn tendons in right knee at some point
>knee likes to hurt after a while of bending
>also will start hurting after a while driving
Getting older is suffering.
>>29908925
I play a lot of guitar and it doesn't bother me at all normally. It only flares up when I pinch something fairly hard. I'll try the squish ball for a while though and try to get it back to where it used to be. Thanks a lot by the way.
>>29908885
They are built right, just huge as fuck. The picture doesn't really do it justice, but that orange sword is probably 4-5 feet of fun. >Protip: fight the urge to make big ass pvc swords because they fucking hurt.
>>29907815
Holy shit he got fat. I didn't even recognize him until I saw the filename.
>>29908637
>shotgun blowing across room
>"getting knocked down" with Kevlar
Pick zero you stupid nigger faggot
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eP5PwdEvaTw&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&has_verified=1&client=mv-google&layout=mobile
>>29909088
Mobile posters are, as usual, cancer
You don't fall over after being shot because the kinetic energy knocks you over, you fall over because it's a fucking painful experience.
If someone's shooting you and you're wearing Kevlar it still feels like someone's taking a hammer and hitting you as hard as they can manage. You can and will lose ribs, get the wind knocked out of you, etc.
It takes a higher energy round to fuck you up when you're wearing plate, yes, because the energy is spread out over the area of the plate, but that doesn't mean .30-06 isn't going to give you a bad day even if it doesn't go through.
That guy in your video gets away with it because he's wearing a heavy as fuck plate that eats all the momentum of the round for him, and he's being shot with either an 7.62x39 or 5.45. They also aren't shooting him repeatedly as fast as the gun can manage
>>29907637
Eh, it's usually because they're looking for a reason to put the guy away for near the rest of his life, seeing as they know that he's a serial killer or a famous bank robber or something, but have no proof to any of it connected to him
They're going to push for the maximum penalty
>>29909169
And yet he is unfazed.
>>29909169
Even so, props to the guy taking hammer blows to the gut back to back
>>29909088
GODDAMMIT THAT PLATE IS THICK HOMEBOY
>>29909252
>ok so yeah they don't fall down
>welll just not this time the plate is too thick it doesn't count
Kys
Protip esapis are thick
>>29909237
>>29909214
Yeah I'm not knocking him, standing like that and being shot is nothing to scoff at regardless of what's being shot at him.
I'm more pointing out he would be having a harder time of it if it more than an intermediate round being shot at what must be at least 14 pounds of plate
>>29909189
>great plains or deep south
I think the idea here mate is that weapons don't need to be fucking registered. This might be a strange concept to Cuckifornians and Jew Yorkers, but some states believe people have a right to privacy/don't force their citizens to add their names and weapons to a future confiscation list.
>>29908773
He obviously took quick reload as a skill feat.
>>29908487
>that file name
top kek
>>29908454
theres actually nothing wrong with this grip on a revolver, its viable, provides support
>>29909338
oh, for some reason, I thought you were talking about more of a seller-to-buyer thing, like where you need a signature to show you own that specific gun
>>29909281
nonono power to the dude, but the plates we get in the navy are probably a quarter the thickness
>>29907751
Your friend works for a shit dept. 2016 it's pretty common to have lights on your service handgun.
>SWAT team enters the building
>spend first magazine
>"I'M OUT OF AMMO!!"
>die horribly
And if that wasn't stupid enough, he actually had pistol for back up.
>Character draws gun
>farting noises fill the room
>>29908724
It's probably some forgotten ancient firearms art, it's very powerful.
>>29907935
Because he got shot with 10mm
>>29908773
>We're running low on ammo
when did this happen?
>>29909715
Whenever it's narratively convenient and the bad guys need to get a leg up on the good guys without them actually just overpowering (or outshooting) them conventionally.
>Law enforcement enters room
>dog dies
>>29908066
Pls tell me this webm is a joke
>Shit-tier gangbangers and hired thugs roll up against protagonist
>All of them are armed with full-auto AUGs and G36s and M4A1s and shit, sometimes one has an LMG or a fucking rocket launcher
>Shit-tier ghetto street niggas are all always carrying a gun, and it's always a relatively expensive high-quality pistol
>>29909994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1Bhl3yjzsQ
>>29907616
That is a shit show.
You did good.
>>29908660
Rick does that with all his weapons, it's just his " thing " something about respect, I forget his reason
>>29907485
>Respectable TV series.
>Using airsoft as prop.
>>29908144
Windshields are laminated, which explains the spider webbing (not really bullet getting stuck, but windshields can be pains in the ass to shoot through). Rear windows aren't, which is why they just shatter outright.
>>29910148
Why wouldn't you? The expensive ones look almost identical to the real thing, and you can't get non revolver blank firing guns that are actually gas operated without a big fuck off BFA on the end.
>>29908015
>all the martial arts experts they hire for the fight scenes
most western movies suck shit at fight scenes complete with blurry action quick cuts and closeups, dunno what 'experts' they use. the only movie I saw recently that got the martial arts right was John Wick.
point is that movies sell memes, not reality. it's useless getting angry about the fact that they don't portray XYZ science/tech/skill/history correctly, because most people don't care and they know it.
>>29910148
Most tv shows don't even use airsoft, they use rubber castings of real guns. Most non-hero characters only have a rubber unless there's a very good reason. If a cop has a glock that never leaves holster, almost certainly black rubber.
>>29910148
are you literally retarded?
>>29907751
Depends on the department.
Here, it is literally a state law that all LEO weapons be equipped with a white light. County carries the Sig 229 with a TLR1 on it and State carries the Glock 22 with a TLR3. City allows personal sidearms as long as they're 9mm, .40, or .357sig, but the majority of them carry either a Sig P226 or P229 simply because they're good and available cheaply here (P226 SRT red label is cheaper than a blue-label Glock 17).
Your buddy works for a shit department.
>>29908342
Well considering I joined the Army (active duty) in 2004 and we still had 1911's in inventory (they didn't get used), it would make total sense for the fucking Navy to still have a few kicking about in actual service.
Plus, senior officers on a sub would have trained mostly on the 1911, and seriously when was the last time a submarine officer had to actually shoot something?
>>29908213
HAHA HOLYSH IT I NEED THAT LINK
>watching movie
>gunfight indoors
>bad guys engage good guys like 15 meters away
>*bang bang bang*
>good guys run away while talking to each other
>good guys shoot behind cover
>*bang bang*
>bad guys (slavs) get hit and instantly die
>explosion *boom*
>good guys jump away
>they got dust on their face but no tinnitus
>>29908724
Is he firing using his middle finger?!
>>29908672
Ballistics is horse shit.
Here in Maryland I got two free with my 1911 since they agreed with the fact its pointless.
Still keeping them in the baggie in case I go to another state.
Its the same with fingerprints, one in a million chance of match with a perfect one.
We're 300 million in country and 8 billion for the world.
Most prints are actually a small trapezoid torward the tip of the finger when taken.
Very hard to actually day it it is you from that, hence the giant backlog in the system.
I on the other hand am an easy match due to taking an axe to an index finger when I was a whee babe and believing my sister.
Simply put, most all of the evidence techniques in practice can't pass Frye just as with polygraphs.
Its mere inertia and immediate cessation of funding if you question that keeps it going.
>>29907751
Varies from department I guess. My department has TLR 1's on our Glock 17s.
>>29908066
LOL the fuck is this shit oh my goooood. I'm fucking deeeead.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Ant-Man
>>29910970
>>29908837
Extra large Espada or bust.
>>29910691
>fight scenes complete with blurry action quick cuts and closeups
It's because 99% of actors don't know how to fight, so they get a stunt double stand-in to do the fighting. All the chaotic cuts makes it harder for the viewer to notice the person fighting isn't actually the starring actor/actress.
>>29907646
being this butthurt about being fooled by surefire selling you 1 dollar flashlights for 120 dollars
>>29908066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iMLZ7z8xiw
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29911038
It is. The thing is such a bitch to close.
>giving it all I got with weak thumb
>>29911291
Granted its supposed to be that root is aimbotting thanks to an AI uplink.
The other girl?
Yeah, that's the performance of act like you're shooting something.
>>29910983
>Do da dijibouti shooty
Watching Gotham
>investigating a murder
>our suspect used super deadly and rare waddcutter ammo
>TFW
>>29910123
On a semi unrelated note, what I stupid fucking film title
>>29909402
>>29910732
>Your buddy works for a shit department.
NYPD
>Any crime show in the mid-90s
>"Those are hollowpoints! Cop-killer bullets!"
>>29911439
Well then he was right, it is a shit department. There's a reason they pay more than nearby depts by so much, it's because nobody actually wants to work for the hellhole that is the NYPD.
Plus, you ever go on the officer.com forums and read? NYC cops are the most liberal bootlickers around. There are ATF guys who are less authoritarian.
>>29911439
>-10% accuracy in firefights
>>29909648
>>29910890
It's a point shooting technique. The idea is you just point your finger at the target and shoot.
>>29909169
Says the guy who can't tell the difference between a 7.62 and a 5.45 magazine
>protip: it's a 7.62
>>29907485
My favorite is the first episode of The Walking Dead, in the beginning after Rick and Shane lay down the spike strip. Rick tells the cop with the glock to make sure his safety is off, which he then turns off with an audible 'click'. Kills me every time.
>>29908066
oh my fucking god
>>29908800
>"silenced" gun fires
>baby hiccups
>>29908508
far cry 2-4, everybody
>>29910148
>respectable TV series
>using something that, for the majority of viewers, looks like a gun but isn't
As opposed to what?
>>29911679
>>29908660
Oh god remember that one scene where this asshole and his kid were going to just take down a horde of zombies with AR's and then instead of going semi-auto, the dad (A POLICE OFFICER) instructs his son to fire "short bursts" against and enemy that can literally only be taken down with headshots.
>>29910973
>>29910970
Someone had to cgi add the hammer.
>>29908635
Deadpool also didn't put full mags in his Deagles for some reason.
>>29911862
More like cgi worked on the effects first, and nobody told the prop department when they shot the live action scene.
>>29908724
FOr some reason I remember seeing this as a kid when my friends had airsoft guns or the toy guns you load with those tiny powder charges, every one of those dumb bastards always pressed the trigger with their middle finger for some reason. Sometimes even with both middle fingers from both sides of the gun
>>29911870
He forgot his ammo bag. Happens to the best of us
>>29907485
I carry a Smith and Wesson 5906 on duty....feels good to pull the hammer back and hear Jan Hammer playing in my head when I pull it out of my holster
>>29911412
>wadcutter
>rare
Fucking... does ANY comic book based anything know about guns? Other than fronk. And even then I see fronk comics fuck up.
>>29911902
My assumption was that he just forgot how many they held, got to six and thought, yeah, that should be enough.
>>29907920
I recently looked at battlefield bad company 2 again and saw the 1911 there. God damned embarrassing.
>sniper episode from Kojak (2005)
>"He was using a suppressor so that the supersonic crack would come 90 degrees from the wrong direction"
>"He was also handloading his rounds with less powder, so the bullet would pierce his skull and not go through, bouncing around and turning his brains into soup."
>mfw I actually watched that episode back in 2005 and REEEEEEEEEd
>now I'm just disappointed
>>29907887
Is why I hate Criminal Minds and when CSI or NCIS does this shit normally.
>>29907887 describes 80% of the series. Like, dude, they have balistic armour, balistic helmet, SMGs and SBRs. You have a fukin learher jacket and an either Glawk or Sieg brand Matel-Tupperware pistol.
>>29911291
Wait, the women are supposed to be "Terminators"?
>>29908781
>tfw broke my right thumb on the growth plate ~8 years ago
>tfw it's still tiny
>tfw I can't reach any mag releases on guns
Fuck you, Paul for pushing my off that rock. I should have beat your ass when I had the chance.
>>29912240
post whole hand plz.
>>29907751
In Chicago they can't because of a cop who was searching a building for a guy who ran. The cop had a light on his gun looking around ended up pointing it at a Lil black girl in a house. So the family tried to sue for a cop pointing a gun at a child.
>>29912240
post hand
>>29911921
>RCMP detected
>>29908066
What the duck is this shot man? My twelve year old sister plays shootout better than this and she's a blind and deaf nogunz feminist in a full body cast!!!
RRREEEEEEE
>>29908066
>All those trigger pulls
My goodness.
picks up gun
>slide racking sound
racks slide not once, twice, but three times
>same slide racking sound, but not the guns natural sound
inserts magazine
>same slide racking sound, chaa as inserted, then CHINK as seated
chambers round
>slide effect again
I mean, holy shit Gotham. you're better than this.
>>29908426
maybe if the police questioned him he didn't want a recent background check on the books
>>29907668
Ive stopped watching all those TV shows. NCIS, Hawaii 5-0, ive dropped all of it.
I did kek heartily when a marine was questioned for owning a handgun in Virginia in NCIS.
>>29911724
nah mate, the later bond films have the gun make a sound similar to a high pitched "pew pew".
>Last US destroyer in world plagued by viral outbreak
>Ship has SEAL team
>Commander of ship wants to go out and put himself in harms way and go out on missions
This is why I stopped watching the Last Ship.
>>29912357
RCMP carry 5946s, the version with the absolutely fucking hideous DAO trigger
>>29912804
No kidding, I'm like "Why would the SEALS work with the Navy?" amirite? Stupid scriptwriters!
BTW, how do we upvote a post?
>>29912893
>missing the point this hard
If you're the last ship the last thing you want is to burden your SEAL platoon by strap-hanging on missions.
>>29912893
you are on a level of stupid i have never even seen before.
>>29912915
downvote.
>>29912947
go back to /tv/ faggot
>>29907723
God I want to be inside her.
CSI has got to be one of the funniest shows in the world for this type of shit
>Crime scene techs carry guns and lead police raids
>Crime scene techs pursue, arrest, and interrogate suspects
>Every gun is registered and needs a permit in fucking Florida and Nevada
>Hit up alphabet agencies for ballistic comparisons, results are back after lunch
Hell why do we even need detectives? Apparently techs do their entire job
>>29912357
you sir are wrong, I am an American that bought a 5906 for the fun, my main sidearm is a G19
