So our country just had a change of administration. We elected a meme president, a literally who vice president, and a bunch of random senators.
But that's not important. Our country has really shit defences that even the Vatican has a better defence force. We're facing against China here, and if the peace talks fail (and I'm sure they will), we're basically fucked.
What does /k/ suggest we purchase to solve this problem?
A one-way ticket for somewhere else, maybe?
>>29898971
I assume your the Philippines. You just need to take a nap or whatever and let papa America come and save you if big mean China invades. Just like the last two times we saved you.
I heard, and quite frankly I'm wondering their policies. Like, really. The whole thing sounds quite funny.
>>29898971
Our president is a commie.
We'll cut ties with the west instead, kek.
>>29899031
Our new president is a literal communist and hates the West. We'll probably join the Chinese Union soon enough.
VP is Marcos' son, you know that former "People's President" that siphoned untold billions into Swiss and Burmuda accounts. Apparently owns a fair bit of New York City too.
So this is the guy who said helmets is more important than advanced missiles?
Top kek the mudspic is going to have a fun ride
>>29899044
>>29899083
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>>29898971
>>29899028
I'm so glad I've been out of this shitty country for nearly 20 years.
>>29899087
This is the truth. That's why I've been fucking almost exclusively white women (occasional Asian and African), bareback and cumming in them. My way of diluting my inferior genes, yet completing my biological purpose of spreading my seeds.
Also, this thread belongs in >>>/pol/
The US had been backing us for over a century and some locations are covered with the us philippine defense pact including one facing disputed islands in the south china sea. Other than our friendship with the us, i cant think of any other better defense forces.
>>29898971
Magandang hapon. Ships. Lots of ships.
Open the US bases back up.
-t. Okinawa Marine
>>29899101
>Also, this thread belongs in >>>/pol/
>Talks about how the Philippines is shit and how he's allegedly banging white chicks
You belong in /pol/
This thread is about arming the Philippines to defend against the Chinks
>>29899057
>President is a commie
Sounds like Papa US gotta spank yah
>>29899057
Kinda wish the CIA still assasinated commie despots sometimes.
>>29898971
I don't know why I feel something good with du30 and trump as national leaders.
They are the same person on opposite ends of the political spectrum, well, almost.
America, do your part, vote for Trump. It is time for memes to change the world for the better.
Re-open Subic bay and that one Air Force base for US forces, bring yourself back under the US protective umbrella in the Pacific. Also holy shit Duterte won? I didn't think that was possible.
>>29899743
He was memed to victory, comrade.
Do not underestimate the power of memes.
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>>29899743
So majority agrees we should just let Uncle Sam take over our defences?
Seems pretty reasonable.
>>29899108
What ships? I'm no ship expert but it seems aircraft carriers are probably our best choice- but that's expensive. Is there a ship that's less expensive but excellent at coastal defence?
China already owns Philippines. Richest men of Philippines are Chinese.
I for one welcome our chinese overlords.
>>29898971
t. Butthurt Roxas supporter
>>29899031
>implying America will defend the Flips like we will the Nips
I suggest everyone read up on the 2012 Scarborough Shoal conflict.
>>29900110
>He memes his way to victory
I'm just rather surprised. The flips on /int/ seem to have a hard time believing it to. I didn't think he'd actually get far in the election.
Now on a serious note yes, you should let the US back in but at the same time Flipland's military modernization really needs to speed the fuck up. I read what you guys are planning to get and its a good start, but you really need to acquire some Anti-Ship and Anti-Air missiles, because from a cursory wiki glance it appears you guys don't have either and that's a serious problem. Also get more ships and planes because if shit were to hit the fan most of the fighting would be decided either at sea or in the air.
>>29900171
Depends on how the next few years go and if they re-open Subic bay and the other areas, also depends on who gets elected come November.
He can't be any worse than estrada.
mudspicland do not need a harvard-educated politician or shrewed economist to lead them (like Singapore or Malaysia). What they need is someone with a common sense, who can get the job done and stabilize the sinking ship, like Indonesia.
I admit that Jokowi isn't the kind of guy that I hope would lead Indonesia to become a developed country, but at least he do know what should be done in becoming one and he could laid a better foundation so that the next prez would have a basic framework to make Indonesia a better country
FUUUCK
This BETTER not affect the availability of cheap Rock Island 1911 pistols!
AND LEAVE THE FLIPS ALONE YOU FILTHY CHICOMS
You shouldn't have kicked out the US military bases in the 90s.
>>29900603
At the time in Flipland there was a lot of anger towards Marcos and the whole legacy of his backing by the US, however it appears they're beginning to realize that having the US around is probably a good thing. Hence the talks to re-open Subic Bay as a military port.
>>29900581
I dunno, a LKY type of guy might be a good idea for a country like the Philippines. I don't think Duterte will be terrible but I'm not exactly reassured that the VP is Marcos.
>>29898971
I want you to ponder on this. The Philippines has struggled constantly, with military, social, economic issues and even unity among the tribes.
As a state of the US you would still be the Philippines, nothing would change, and fuck, your rights and quality of life would very likely increase. The US military would be obligated to help you out, and you would have free reign to visit the US mainland as a citizen, vote, do all that good shit.
Even considering the early colonial history, its old history, we are allies now.
>>29900501
Flips are poor as fuck senpai.
Also corrupt as fuck.
The less money in the government's hands, the better.
>>29900646
Fuck those jungle spics. If more American soldiers want to die for random shitholes that won't defend themselves, they can.
But we are never making a third world country a state.
>>29900688
most of the Philippine economy is Filps working overseas sending money back.
how hard do you have to fail as a country, to reach this point?
>>29899099
>So this is the guy who said helmets is more important than advanced missiles?
It is literally true though.
>>29898971
Flips are fucked.
They gonna git nankinged m8.
Same with the rest of Asia, once the USA gets tired of defending them and decides to focus on like space colonies or artificial ocean settlements.
And then all asians will truly become Chinamen.
>>29900696
Turning existing states into third world countries is ok though.
>>29898971
>What does /k/ suggest we purchase to solve this problem?
Nukes.
M.A.D. is the best defense out there.
>>29900738
I wonder if china isn't literally waiting for the US to become a clusterfuck of spics, niggers and various types of chinks fighting each others and the few whities that aren't sjw nu-males so that it can be the new super power of the world.
>>29898971
>Philipines
Just buy some illegal AK's, old colt M16's, russian and old american grenades, tons of ammo and you should be set. Also pretty sure Philipines has cheap as fuck gun prices.
>>29899132
I'm sure there are still little jap lolis to rape, devildawg. No need to compromise for flips
>>29900705
Hard
>>29900738
>nankinged
China hasn't attacked anyone since 1979. They also were the ones that got nankinged.
When ISIS killed the Chinaman and Xi could have sent the PLA to take part in the Coalition, he decided against.
Why? Because almost the entire Chinese private media and social media network was arguing against intervention.
China 2016 is a really pacifist country when it comes to the average joe. They just want money.
Rotate your country about 180 degrees so you have the moros on the side facing China.
>>29900634
Hence my point, a leader with common sense.
LKY (and by extension, his old nemesis up the causeway aka Mahathir), know what needs to be done. If that means playing dirty, Machiavelli-tier realpolitik, then so be it, so long that it is a mean to a greater/better end. They also know the time to fuck off when they've got nothing else to show and let someone else to take the baton
Marcos also played realpolitik, but instead of playing them to make philippines better, he played it to fatten up his coffer, similar to Suharto.
Now, our society is in shambles, no job prospects, our economy (from banking to telecommunication to even the food on our table) is dominated by singapore and malaysian companies (making thrmselves richer off our back and our resources), we do need someone to at least bring a semblance of sanity to all these lunacy, and that's where Jokowi come along, so that he could be our LKY or Mahathir and bring Indonesia back to its feet, and I wish that Duterte would do the same to Philippines
>>29900870
If pinoys will stop playing fucking dota all the time at LANs maybe your country would actually make something of itself.
>>29900758
>that picture
>rice krispies were around in the 1920's
I get unreasonably upset every time.
>>29900904
If at least they won the tournaments and brought a few million back to the country.
>>29900646
Funny, my grandfather is of a similar opinion. He says they should've applied for statehood or at least remained a territory for longer. But that didn't happen and eventually he decided it was a good time to come over to the states.
>>29900870
We shall see. At least it can't get too much worse at this point, I'm at least thankful that Binay didn't win.
Duterte should fuck Abu hajjar and Abu sayyaf up.
>be 1969+47
>on Huey about to land at the LZ
>M16a1 or maybe M60 in my hands
>m1911 on my hip.
>Vietnam era camo pattern and Vietnam era usmc helmet on.
>ace of spades card stapled onto it.
>born to kill hastily written on in black marker
> I'm an American "non-combat advisor"
> It ain't me by the fortunate sons playing on chopper radio.
>some scrawny flip says in Tagalog "we're about to land sir"
>Touch down in some rice paddy in Mindanao
>I'm first on ground ala Mel Gibson
>Inna rice paddy and Inna jungle ober8ing
>Spot some filthy Abu sayyaf soldier in treeline
> point at him and tell my squad "gooks in the treeline"
>poppopop the report of my m60 rings out dropping the lone Abu sayyaf
>Hundreds of "peaceful Arab soldiers" aka Abu sayyaf Rush our position with sks's and ak's, getting mowed down
>boutta be overrun
>call in napalm
>the smell of burnt flesh fills the air.
> go home and tell my kids about it and eventually die of old age.
>Vietnam 2:electric boogaloo when?
>tfw
>>29900769
That's Russia's/Zionists/Illuminati/Al Qaeda's plan too.
I can't wait for the free for all.
I was reading about the Philippine navy just the other day. It doesn't look good for you guys. WWII era ships. Nothing will happen though because the U.S. has a base there.
>>29900806
>When ISIS killed the Chinaman and Xi could have sent the PLA to take part in the Coalition, he decided against.
Nah, the only thing they brought to Syria was a warship when Russia decided to step in the influence game
>>29898971
Can you get full auto norinco m4s with a license?
If the chinese come, hide the mountains.
>>29898971
Pinoy Stronk!
I always see either Pinoy nationalism or self hate, there's nothing in between.
>>29899028
?
what sort of shithole country is going to accept pinoys
>>29898971
Get some M60s from the US because why the fuck dont you have tanks at all? I mean the US is sitting on shitloads of unused pattons, and pattons are better than anything the Chicoms field so it'd be perfect
>>29904320
>US is sitting on shitloads of unused pattons
Where? I thought they were scrapped/sold decades ago.
>>29904389
Do you mean dumped in the ocean?
Duterte fancies himself a revolutionary socialist, as far as I understand. One who is weary of both the US AND China, at that, and generally seems intent on pissing of the country's Western allies.
Honestly I don't see him lasting long. He's not going to succeed in ending crime in six months like he promised, unless he mobilizes the entire military to undertake an extrajudicial assassination campaign (which I don't doubt he's contemplating). I think Philippinos would quickly tire of living in the midst of a virtual civil war. And nobody else in the region likes him either.
With that said, if he does actually cruise out to one of the Chinese-occupied Spratlies and plants a Phillipines flag on it, I would be very amused.
>>29898971
>What does /k/ suggest we purchase to solve this problem?
Being a US commonwealth again, you guys fucked up so bad there (hindsight is 20/20).
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>>29904394
Depots in the southwest, there is a ton of Abrams, Bradleys and M113's there too.
>>29904389
We still have quite a few sitting in storage that are reserved for export. We even have composite up armor kits available for them.
>>29900806
>China hasn't attacked anyone since 1979.
Yeah, they just do that push with your belly while your fists are raised thing.
>>29900171
>2012
>the height of Obama's see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil period for the sake of his re-election
>>29904489
Yeah, they aren't going to be fortunate enough to reacquire that privilege.
>>29904489
>US commonwealth again
This. Better than nothing really my fellow Flips. Also your government still keeps on fucking us over with the trade restrictions on the Jones Act. If the politicians keep on sending us financial aid and not letting us Puerto Ricans develop trading corporations, we won't solve the motherfucking debt.
the Philippines should start building nukes.. a handful of nukes should be enough to deter the chicoms
>>29906212
Donald pls.
>>29904605
>2016
>the height of Obama's see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil period for the sake of his retirement
>>29900585
No worry, he really loves guns, he carries an Uzi, and made a .45 ACP joke during his campaign.
>>29906205
Fuck Puerto Rico and all who sail in it. We need to cut you loose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkAu9u5dgSs
>>29903297
thats because those 2 things are the same.
>>29900110
Skubmarines, you don't need aircraft carriers, they're just MIC money pits, you're close enough to any invading force to scramble land based planes from anyway.
>>29908102
That doesn't mean he can't trash the country.
Kind of off topic, but next week I'm leaving for the Philippines for a week. What should an amerifat who speaks no spanish expect? (I will be staying with a flip friend who is willing to shuttle me around).
>>29910134
You shouldn't worry about it.
>>29910759
Flipfag here. Just speak english, they would understand you a bit (though they would call you "Joe").
>>29910759
They don't speak Spanish anymore in Flipland, virtually all the signs and shit are in English and almost everyone speaks it reasonably enough that you'll never need to learn any Tagalog phrases. Where are you going in country?
Are you implying Rodrigo Duterte is not based?
>>29911232
Yes we are.
>>29911232
Dut dut pok pok pakantot
>>29898971
Hide behind American warships and/or cry to Russia for help.
>>29899101
> diluting my inferior genes
I hear killing yourself does a good job of that.
>>29898971
>OCCUPIED BY THE US FOR THE LAST 100 YEARS
>WORRIED ABOUT A FICTIONAL WAR WITH CHINA
Jesus christ.
>>29912478
America has treated the Flips better than anyone, including the Flips themselves.
We should have done right by them and admitted them into our glorious Union.
>>29912505
Post wasn't so much about "Why aren't you worried about the foreign army occupying your soil right now" and more "There's not going to be a war as long as the US is there. They'll devour China."
>>29911232
>NPA Symphatizer
Nope
>>29898971
buy some Vietnamese built war ship
pro
>we hate China too
>they are cheap
>tons of anti ship missiles
>did i say they are cheap
>>29898971
>Our country has really shit defences that even the Vatican has a better defence force.
If the invaders are a bunch of catholic boys then I'm sure the Vatican would specialize in that regard.
>>29898971
Meme answer: Some dignity.
Real answer: A strategic alliance with the United States (which it might not take), or the other Pacific Island and South East Asian countries who don't want a China breathing down their necks.
But first: Fix your fucking country and stop being a bunch of poor fucks. You ever wonder why no other Asian considers Filipinos real Asians? Because you guys are lazy Spaniard bastard spawns who never got their shit together. You are the NEETs of the Pacific. Even the native Hawaiians have more to be proud of than the average Filipino. Go do what the other Asians did, have a nationalist general launch a coup, encourage economic and legal reform, enable cheap credit from the government to rich families to start corporations, create a mandatory draft/civil service, crack down on tax evasion, and literally murder and torture anyone who stands in the way of your country's success.
>>29911104
Manila.
>>29899743
I miss Subic Bay. I knocked up a maid there in the late 90s. She was the absolute tightest, and she was really fit too. These Flips just love a foreign man giving them seed. I don't know if she ever got that abortion because I rotated back to the states four months in.
>>29912956
Its a real shame we didn't have a hard working Nordic or Germanic country colonizing Latin America instead of the Spaniards.
If we did, Earth would probably have like orbiting dyson spheres around it.
>>29898971
Ask the US to readmit you as a territory. You can apply for statehood down the road or basically do your own thing but either way if anyone steps to you, you know that you can step right back. Alternatively learn Mandarin and the best ways to fellate a Chinaman.
>>29912956
>literally murder and torture anyone who stands in the way of your country's success.
what do you think Duterte's been promising?
>>29911232
>filthy communist
>based
>not an enemy of the people
>>29913088
>yfw du30 becomes pol pot 2.0
>>29913233
>pol pot 2.0
So he'll get the Viet Nammies involved to help unfuck his country?
>>29898971
Wouldnt worry about it comrade.
Im sure the Asian prosperity sphere would benefit all.
China is the least aggressive nation in the 21st century.
>>29913043
If you really feel that way, why are you fake Americans always complaining about "US colonialism"?
>>29898971
>What does /k/ suggest we purchase to solve this problem?
US Statehood.
>>29913297
well considering pol pot invaded vietnam i dont think so. Not that that excuses the vietnamese atrocities min you.
>>29898971
>Could have been 51st State
>Instead was given independence and proceeded to be ruled by incompetent & corrupt idiots for a century.
>Votes in an even bigger idiot
>>29898971
Rope.
Ask the U.S. to restart the Pegasus hydrofoil program and sell it to the flips en masse.
China has a very nice fleet of small missile patrol boats that would be perfect for that scenario.
I think China is too proud to admit it needs help sustaining its population. It needs a massive farming program and western experts to help maximize yields. The world's biggest fish farming program also. Rice paddies are perfect for farming crawdads, too. They farm together like butter and toast.
It's Hitler's "Lebensraum" all over again.
They are scared about their future is all.
They should ask for help and we should offer it.
>>29914277
ListerineFiend here.
Y'ALL CAPPED MY POSTS AND MADE FUN OF ME.
And now this bullshit happens!!
I feel like we put all our eggs in one basket with our destroyers.
I believe we need to bring back PT boat doctrine and implement it with a modernized Pegasus class around the size of the Plainview.
DECKED OUT with munitions that'll let it attack land, air, ships, and subs. An emphasis on extreme mission flexibility, speed, stealth, insane ratio of weapons compared to tonnage and long range.
Y'ALL SAID I WAS CRAZY.
.....i am crazy.
>>29914895
Actually we say you are a fucking retard.
>>29914955
:c why you gotta hurt my feelings so much
I'm just trying to save America you guys
>kicks US military out of the country
>HELP! The chinks are taking our islands
>put feet up, crack open a beer, laugh at stupid spook gooks
>life is good
