Cops found a butterfly knife in my house, they took all my knives. Like 30 of them. Gone. What should I do /k/?
>>29890304
Go buy another butterfly knife, if they find it again you'll only lose the one knife
Smd
Move.
>>29890304
be 18 to post.
Where do you live?
Cops took $5k cash I had on me after I got stopped for speeding 2 days ago. I'm close to losing my shit because that money was going to my elderly grandmother to help cover her in-home nurse since neither MediCare nor her supplement plan would cover it in full.
>>29890326
You do know checks exist right?
>>29890326
Civil forfeiture. Get a lawyer if you want, but you'll probably never see that money again.
>>29890355
>You do know checks exist right?
Wire the money, you idiot.
Here in euroland, I haven't seen a cheque in fucking years. The only thing they still sometimes get used for is certified cheques when buying a car or something.
>>29890309
Lol
Same as
>>29890372
Correcting myself: Civil asset forfeiture.
>>29890326
Why is your code phrase for cocaine so long?
>>29890304
>What should I do /k/?
Check if you're HIV positive since you seem like a raging homo.
>>29890326
Ask em to give you your shit back and if they don't,assuming this isn't a bullshit story, lawyer up
>>29890304
No they didn't. Unless you actually live in England or something.
>That feel when I was at a bonfire with a cop I know, showing him my new pistol.
I love America. ACTUAL America, that is.
>>29890326
Why in the name of fucking Satan's sweaty cock and balls would the cops taking all of your money over a speeding violation?
If they didn't find a controlled substance, say you were planning to use it to buy drugs or some other stupid shit you should be grabbing a lawyer, marching your faggot ass down to the department and getting your shit back RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
>>29890304
>>29890394
Kekd
>>29890326
You forgot to mention the bags, scale and drugs you also had along side of the cash....
>>29890470
In some places it is illegal to carry large amounts of cash without cause. Most banks don't even want to deal with cash anymore either and will charge a fee to deposit or withdraw large amounts.
>>29890564
What shitty country do you live in? Cash is still king.
>>29890326
>people replying to this seriously
>>29890564
What fucking shithole makes it against the law to carry "large" amounts of legal tender? So armored car drivers are criminals too I take it?
>everyone taking the bait
>>29890470
All they need is to "suspect" it might have been used in a drug crime to charge the money (yes, the money not you) in a civil asset forfeiture case.
They can literally come up with a bullshit excuse on the spot and there's nothing you can do except chase the money in court, which can end up costing way more than what they stole from you.
>>29890668
>So armored car drivers are criminals too I take it?
No they have been given "permission" by the govt to do that. Also if you deposit or withdraw more than 9k from a bank then you are put in a Secret Service (Treasury Dept) watch list. Thanks war on drugs!
>>29890564
It's not illegal. It's "suspicious". The suspicion that a large sum of money might have been the result of something illegal is enough to confiscate. Most of the time they don't even need a conviction or formal charges to confiscate either.
>>29890304
Yer from Joisey? A'm from Joisey! Which exit?
It's well known that cops take large amounts of cash from drivers and never give it back despite having no proof of illegitimate cause. Canadian travellers get hit by this so often that even CBC has an article warning people not to bring lots of cash down south.
>cops literally steal from people
>there are Anons that think this is fine
I'm sure these same Anons justify a cop's behaviour when they beat the shit out of guys for minor infraction s or torture a paralyzed guy to death in the station.
Seriously if you let cops have their way you'll end up with Australian levels of weapons forfeitures.
>no one should speed except me!
>no one should have weapons except me!
>carrying money is a crime because it's not used for my department
>>29890403
>>29890470
>>29890498
>>29890564
>>29890668
States to avoid carrying large sums of cash, Illinois, California, Texas, Nevada , New York and New Jersey.
It's not illegal, per say, but Supreme Court rulings have upheld the seizure of cash and property if it is "suspected of being used in a crime".
Which blatantly violates the " Shall not be deprived of life, liberty of property without due process of law" clause of the 14th Amendment, but there you go. With property, they at least have to catch you doing something illegal, hut almost all departments will develop psychic powers to devine your intentions to do bad things if you have large sums of cash. All states do this, but the states I I listed make a habit of asking if you have large sums of cash and are downright aggressive about taking it.
>>29890304
Why did the cops come into your home?
>>29890304
Sue them. They illegally seized your legal property when they confiscated your illegal balisong. They violated your rights by taking anything other than the butterfly knife, and I think even that might be bullshit. Sue the police.
>>29892021
>Which blatantly violates.. [constitutional rights]
Yeah, same as nearly every gun law, DUI checkpoints, censorship and probably a dozen other bullshit invalid laws that are enforced. But TV says its' okay so it's okay.
Fire a home-made mortar at the police station with a note about how it hurt your feelings
>>29892258
That guy the pulled the trigger had an interesting story.
1. The guy pulling the trigger is South Vietnamese Gen. Nguyen Ngoc Loan, chief of the national police
2. The guy getting shot is a Vietcong terrorist.
3. Nguyen was allied with the US, killing Vietcong.
4. After the war, he fled Vietnam to the US for asylum.
5. People kept recognizing him from the famous image and ruining his life.
>>29892346
I think that gun (possibly an airweight) became popular after this video.
>>29890564
its not illegal faggot its "civil forfeiture" which means jew cops can take whatever they want if they "suspect" you of using it to break the law
its bullshit everyone knows it but im sure some fag LEO on /k/ will spend time to explain how its for the "safety" of "civilians" all while stroking their tin badge and jacking off to the movie Cop Land
>>29890304
do this>>29892258 if possible
In the meantime, get and/or make more knives
>>29892297
>But TV says its' okay so it's okay.
Yep. To bad Sen Joe McCarthy was stopped from removing thoise fucking commies for our goverment and hollywood. Look at what we have now.
Our entertainment industry is nothing but a social engeneering machine.
I challenge anyone to watch on of the top ten most popular cop shows without spotting a dozen civil rights violations they make seem perfectly legitimate. FUCK
>>29890326
Civil assest foreture.
The bill of rights be damned
>>29890304
bomb the police station
>>29890326
bomb the police station
>>29890355
>>29890377
She doesn't have a bank account for some fucking reason so I can't transfer over money from my account.
>>29890372
>>29890403
Already contacted several lawyers, waiting on responses. Called the PD, they hung up on me twice.
>>29892021
This is NJ.
>>29890764
So, you're saying I need to get my hands on an armored van. Interesting...
>>29892021
>Nevada
>hit the casino
>win a fuckload
>walk out, cops take it
...the fuck?
>>29893070
>Already contacted several lawyers, waiting on responses. Called the PD, they hung up on me twice.
Call them again. For Grandmama.
>>29892985
Ironically "24" was the worst for that.
>>29890573
America.
>>29892985
>Our entertainment industry is nothing but a social engeneering machine.
Entertainment has always been that. For good or ill.
>>29892346
Specifically the guy he shot had been part of a an execution squad targeting police officers and their families.
The man who recorded the incident later stated that he regretted it because he thought the guy getting capped deserved it 100% and felt bad for Loan. Several of his personal friends had already been targeted by that particular group and had lost their lives / families to them.
>>29893079
No one walks out with cash... Unless they are an idiot.
>>29893114
The true idiots are the ones that walk out with no cash.
>>29892346
>3. Nguyen was allied with the US, killing Vietcong.
not really
He pissed of the US military because he did shit his way and didn't care if he stepped on toes.
He was very nationalistic and while he would accept Murica's help he treated US troops like foreigners and generally didn't let them run the place.
Also the picture and video was taken early in the Tet Offensive and calling the dead gook a terrorist doesn't really paint the whole picture. The dead gook was part of a squad that over ran a South Vietnamese base and he either executed or took part in executing the wife and mother of an officer at the base when the officer refused to tell them how to operate a tank. The officer's son was shot but survived. Dead gook was found near a mass grave with something like 40 civilians in it.
One more thing, the guy that recorded it was just watching things unfold and didn't realize he would cause a shit storm until someone published the pic and people tried to make Loan the bad guy. The press guy felt bad about it and later met Loan and apologized.
Fun fact: Loan apparently opened a pizza place in the US.
>>29893083
Bones is bad. I bitch at my roommate for watching that. That guy knocks people around and shoves his way into illegal searches almost every episodes. Don't get me started on any of the law and orders, it;ls like we can't ask for a lawyer when we get dragged into a cop shot. Assaulting people who don;t answer questions and threatening almost 50 percent of the witnesses they talk to with arrest for not answering questions. FUCK
>>29893100
>For good or ill.
So the other side of that coin, the entertainment industry before the cultural marxists got a hold of it.....that wasn't better? You think miley getting faux assfucked on TV for all those preteen fans to see was better than movies and TV shows where we saw happy family units. You think our youth getting spooned content adults couldn't see on TV 35 years ago is perfectly fine?
>>29892258
Looks like his head is pissing kek
>>29893501
If you don't think there is just as much right wing propoganda as left wing you are an idiot.
>>29890326
the real question is how retarded are you for letting them get to the searching your vehicle point where they could see and take the cash in the first place? you know how to use the magical word "no"? didnt they teach you that in kindergarten? when a cop says "can i take a look around your car?" you say "no". how hard is that?
>>29895098
Challenge: write a four-sentence presentation of examples of right-wing propaganda in modern entertainment media WITHOUT using the term "Fox News."
>>29890304
Eyes on bait.
>>29893227
>pizza shop
I NEED ADDRESS.
>>29893227
Is he an American citizen now or was if he died from old age.
I love how for some reason so many people who watch that clip think the triggerman is an American Vietnam soldier. And it would be ironic if said Viet officer eventually became an American citizen.
>>29892985
Joe McCarthy was terrible for freedom in America and went way off the fucking deep end you dumb motherfucker.
>>29893070
Call the media, they love stories like this.
>>29890304
Buy more knives. Buy better knives. Buy Mora Knivs. Buy Spyderco, and Benchmade, Boker, Microtech, make your own. Buy cheap shit chinkiichinkiichoo switch blades with the custom skull grips.
This is not a loss Anon, it is an opportunity
>>29896349
Sure thing there commie
>>29897192
I'm actually a libertarian, but whatever
>>29897253
What ever makes it taste better Karl
>>29897354
Yet I'm voting for Trump.
>>29897390
you feel the bern and everyone knows it
>>29895735
he's dead, died a while ago of cancer or something if i remember right
not sure if the shop he opened still exists
>>29895769
not sure if he actually became a citizen but he did live here and die here
that's kind of the problem with pictures or even short videos with no context, they're like art, people view them and judge them and decide how they feel about them based on what they see and how it makes them feel because without context its all they have
>>29890326
>Get pulled over the other day
>your exhaust is too loud
>literally just got the car out of the shop and a fresh inspection sticker
I heard a motorcycle far louder than my car after he let me go
>>29897537
they call it fishing for a reason. welcome to the police state. hand over your papers, and let the jackboots inspect your vehicle for contraband. you're innocent, so you've got nothing to hide, r-r-right?
>>29897572
>>29890304
What were the cops doing in your house, anon?
>>29890326
This is anon real story
>Stopped for going 30 under posted limit.
>gets pulled
>officers ask for reg and ID
>open glove box
>loaded .40 cal hipoint falls out
>kg of pure white falls out also
>hands on the wheel bitch
>oh look. 5k in cash.
>>29890326
Have you tried going to the local news station?
>>29893070
>NJ
I get it now
See>>29896402
This is the only way. Make it public what has happened and that you're trying everything you can to get your gram's money back.
