What would be the best melee weapon setup if you had to fight a couple of these guys?
FAL w/ master key under the barrel or something else that shoots 7.62 x 54r
*unsheathes katana*
Heh....you've got a lot to learn, kid
>>29888233
Spear gun
>>29888233
>melee weapon setup
I'd go with a polearm for sure, probably a partizan or at least something with a decent spike in front.
>>29888238
>melee
back to school with you
>>29888233
Gigantic black dildo
-unscabbard damascus blade-
your move,scum
>>29888233
>>29888240
>>29888284
>muffled deus vult
Halberd
I'm probably the only one who is going to take it serious and say a spear with a bigger blade. It would then be spread with military grade tranqz and whatever the fuck they have cooking.
>>29888293
Like whaling tools?
>>29888293
Some memes are being meme'd but some people are taking it seriously.
For a serious answer a suppressed rifled in .300 chimpout would probably do just fine. Make sure you can get into a safe spot if possible, where you can shoot out, but they can't get in.
>>29888302
Yes sir. Maybe a thicker blade? But you better have some strong arms to be able to handle such a big spear. Survival of the fittest? I wouldnt mind seeing some dino hunting.
>>29888233
Hunting Horn
Feathers.
>>29888304
>melee weapon
polesaw would be my choice
if I also can't read and choose a ranged weapon, probably a flamethrower.
Cover myself in viper venom
An electric chainsaw
>>29888233
I like the idea of a gladius. You should ignore what you've seen though. Spielberg made them bigger to make them scarier. They were much smaller.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velociraptor
If they are fast small and angry, I'd think you want a weapon that you can swing quickly, and up close.
>>29888888
checked
>>29888290
I second this
>>29888286
Underrated post
>>29888888
Holy shit checked
>>29888336
Mah nigga
>>29888888
Ah fuck here we go.
>>29888888
>>29888955
>>29888937
You guys may want to head back on over to /b/, I'm constantly amazed on how smart the average non-/b/ 4chan user is yet when you see a bunch of numbers together you lose your shit everytime. If the get was claimed with something stupid or relevant to its post number, fine. But now the whole thread is guaranteed to be butt fucked.
>>29888965
Why should I head to /b/ exactly? I tried to make a relevant post about what I'd use on raptors.
>>29888888
The thing is perfect height for ripping off dicks.
>>29888888
checked
>>29888965
The thread is guaranteed to be butt fucked? Dude, there's no need for that. It's already a shitposting thread. Take a look at the thread topic, Mr. "I wanna have a serious, fact-based discussion about what melee weapon is best at fighting Velociraptors"
>>29888293
>military grade tranqz
what? The military has their own tranquilizer specs?
>>29888888
Xkcd please leave
>>29888965
Go be a pedophile somewhere else.
>>29888888
I'm checking your numbers AND your penis right now. You bring up an excellent point regarding velociraptors, in that they're high velocity raptors with a bad habit of skirmishing.
