>at gun shop
>feel tap on your shoulder
>GEAR CHECK, DUDE!
Do you pass?
>large cold steel Espada G10
>kershaw leek
>petzl headlamp
>tactical pen
Guess I'd be spared the wrath of nutn
>>29872135
BACK THE FUCK OFF YOU AUTISTIC STROKE FACE'D LOSER!
>>29872135
With flying colors, anytime, anywhere. The owl is on the shed, brah.
>>29872164
>no gun
Whaaaaaat! WEAK, dude! That Espada is a freakin sick blade though.
>>29872135
>>feel tap on your shoulder
>It's nutnfancy
I'd immediately deck him for assaulting me
>>29872135
Shit, I left my Xootr at home. Guess I won't pass
>>29872135
What the fuck is a gear check?
>>29872135
AM I BEING DETAINTED?
>>29872135
Honestly I'd just run full speed away as to not deal with his extreme degree of autism
>>29872232
>>29872193
>implying you wouldn't just stammer out a "n-no thanks..." and quickly shuffle away
>>29872247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEA_KpJszas
>>29872135
I'm under attack so I'd draw my CC'd high-point and fire on the threat.
I live in his geographical area so this could happen.
Autism aside the reason I wouldn't pass is I don't edc a medium size multitool or a flashlight.
Dosent make his channel not shit though.
>>29872135
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>29872320
LMFAO
He quotes himself in the first 15 seconds of the video.
Would I pass an inspection right now? No. I'm sitting here bare ass naked cleaning my AR.
>>29872320
I like Nutn and all, but I'm almost 100% sure he is legitimately autistic.
Fuck off Nutn, shouldn't you be teaching your kid how to load a Garand or Duracoating a 10/22?
>>29872252
You've proved yourself to be in my top 5 favorite tripfags; that's not saying much, but your standards are probably already low.
>>29872252
This is the most realistic answer along with "who are you" and "whaaat?!"
He only does that to people who approach/talk to him and show themselves to be viewers. Why you would want to publicly announce you watch nutnfancy is beyond me.
Doesn't make him any less of an autistic sperg although I have to say some of his content is alright.
Before I make a purchase when I'm doing research I look to see if he has a video on what I'm buying. Now it's not to say his anecdotal evidence is 100% correct all the time but it can be useful to hear, quite in depth, about someone else's experiences with the product.
>>29872135
Gear what?
No one's going through my shit. Get the fuck outta here.
>>29872470
>but your standards are probably already low.
My standards for what?
Also thanks.
>safety scissors, a glowstick, and a .22short derringer
>don't need anything else, dude :^)
What the hell does nutnfancy even do as a jo b?
How does he get the money to be autistic about random things?
Is he an accurate depiction of all Air Force personnel?
>>29872589
I heard it was something in law enforcement.
>>29872265
>man politely asking if you are a resourcefull fellow
>sprinting away from the conversation
>autism
>>29872418
>I'm almost 100% sure he is legitimately autistic.
I wouldn't doubt it.
Dude likes to overshare with complete strangers.He has another Xootr video, the one with his son shooting the Garand that could have used some tasteful editing, the one where he helped the guy with his blown tire in the desert.
Not to mention the video where he showed his stillborn daughter.
>>29872661
Is oversharing an autistic trait? He could be somewhere on the spectrum, I'm kind of curious what makes him the way he is.
>>29872661
Link to the garand video?
>>29872661
>Not to mention the video where he showed his stillborn daughter.
Oh? Did he put her in a pickle jar?
>>29872693
Ask and ye shall receive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KOL50CFx1A
>>29872640
cry harder faggot
>>29872720
Link to stillborn video
>>29872714
No, he showed the picture from the hospital. Can't remember if it's on part 1 or 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avmVcn1JU30
>>29872720
Man. After watching that I truly pity his son.
>>29872395
That is a pass in my book. You, sir, are ready for battle.
>>29872776
The rest of it is fine, super long Nutn standard, but it's about par for one of his videos.
If he just didn't show the part where his son put the clip in bullets down, it would have been so much better for his son.
>>29872135
Please don't touch me.
>turn 360 and walk away
>making eye contact the whole way out the door.
>>29872366
>I don't edc a medium size multitool or a flashlight.
wew lad
>>29872799
So you would spin in a circle and run into nutn?
>>29872841
so new
>>29872935
He forgot to say he would moonwalk out
>>29872135
Nope, or at least not by nutn's ridiculous standards.
>>29872964
You aren't suppose to otherwise the bait (which you took btw) wouldn't work, you fucking newfaggot.
>not whipping out our dick and helicoptering that shit
>>29872135
Live in the country
Don't even wear pants most of the time
Life is good.
No, and don't care because I bought a gun for the intention to shoot an intruder since I live in the hood and that's it. I don't care about the culture.
>>29872135
No, since I'd probably reflexively elbow the guy in the face.
Boom.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
OH SHIT. IT'S YOU. YEAH MAN, EVERYTHING WORKS! I'LL CALL YOU AN AMBULANCE, I GUESS. DON'T SNEAK UP ON PEOPLE LIKE THAT.
DO WE REALLY NEED AN AMBULANCE?
>>29872579
I'm drunk, so I was trying to say the standards for trips are already low. Sorry.
>>29872640
As an AD USAF member, probably. I don't spend a lot of time on base.
>>29872135
How could this manlet/wheelchair-bound cripple tap my shoulder? He seems extremely low to the ground in this image
>29872135
>feel tap on your shoulder
TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU!
>>29872544
Same, desu
>>29872589
USAF reserve pilot and (I believe) uniformed policeman
>>29872252
I think it's nutn fondling you and if you don't have two knives, two lights, a tactical fanny pack and at least one gun you fail.
>>29872754
Damn, I listened to this video while dry firing at a target on the wall but I am surprised I missed that pic
>>29872135
>wallet
>house key
>glasses cleaning rag
>ipod
>knife
SUCK MY DICK NUTN
>>29872135
>punch him in the dick
>sorry dude, I thought you said "cup check"
>>29872589
Someone leaked his info and said that he was an airline pilot.
He's never really claimed to be a cop and if he really was I'm sure he'd say it in every video.
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/600104416/Avalanches-roar-down-2-canyons.html?pg=all
His real name is Richard Hewitt.
>>29872640
he's the typical officer type
>>29874799
why would you be a cunt enough to post this and ruin the dream. Fuck you anon.
>>29872262
kek
>>29872193
This is the only answer
>>29874559
>cop pulls you over
>"did you know how fast you were going?"
>"I-"
>"step out of the vehicle, gear check, dude."
>"...what?"
>he then procceds to taze you to comply while rattling off all his video shit, ending with "dude" every other sentence.
>>29872135
>EBT card
>pack of grape black n milds
>$7 loose cash, no wallet
>Hi-point in Mexican carry, no holster
Get at me.
