>he listens to black metal and collects old military surplus
>I'm gonna bang him as soon as his parents are out
>>29871794
>he doesn't like chin faces and is gay
Is this one of those shock images where a fucked up disabled person is supposed to make me respond?
Fuck off.
Feels good being patrician
>>29871794
Huh.
Arya cleaned up nicely.
Which is nice because when she was a puberty ridden teen, she looked like a goblin.
>>29871804
underrated post
>>29871794
>Black metal
It's NWOBHM you fucking prole.
>>29871794
and I will defend, with my life, his right to listen to black metal and collect military surplus
your move dragon sluts!
>>29871838
Not fat and the face isn't fucked, that's literally all anyone needs.
ha, i get it. it is ironic because no girls would ever be interested in a guy like that. hahaha
>>29871794
This would be great if I had a humiliation fetish.
>>29871794
>She has frists.
>>29871794
nope
black metal is for edgy teens and low class losers.
milsurp is alright i guess but the closest thing I have to that is an M1A outfitted like the GI issue at the beginning of Vietnam minus the giggle switch.
pic related.
tell me thats not a sexy rifle, I dare you... Careful now, that shoulder thing that goes up lets you know its agitated and ready to strike!
>>29871794
>he listens to vaporwave and collects dragon dildos
>>29872031
>mfw I unironically listen to vaporeave
>>29871794
*willie Nelson and single action revolvers
>>29871794
>listens to black metal
back to hell, satan
>he is a no gunz and pays for sex
>>29871794
*winks playfully at them*
*tips hat*
>black metal
>not Bolt Thrower all day err day
Come on now
>>29872067
kek
me too
https://youtu.be/wyt_87yCyNw
>>29871794
>blogging about listening to black metal to people unable to comprehend
>>29871804
>>29872067
damn me too
>>29871794
But I listen to jazz, senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWzJGRh_Tsw
>he listens to black metal and collects old military surplus I also heard he open carryed on his date to Applebee's with some trans girl
>fan of warhammer 40k
>unironically uses the term "dakka"
>has at least one 10mm firearm
>owns a pap pistol
>>29871794
Yeah, except they look aroused, not disgusted. Arya looks like she wants to suck my cock while some Burzum is playing in the background.
>>29871794
>he listens to neofolk and collects old SS uniforms
>>29871794
>Have you seen how long the bayonet on his M91/30?
>Is he concealing a M1911 Government or is he just happy to see me?
>>29871794
But I listen to death metal about vikings... and whatever you would classify this album as:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shVifNrxgP4&list=RDshVifNrxgP4#t=2
>>29872067
i didn't know there were more
>>29872453
have you heard the latest albu? western medicine?
>>29872067
Fucking same
>>29871838
She still does look like a goblin. That image took a lot of effort.
>>29872269
My God
How gorgeous are those two girls! They single?
>>29872346
Is that the turtle one or the one with the neck?
>>29872489
>have you heard the latest albu? western medicine?
No. I've only very recently started listening to this kind of music. For some reason I really wanted some twangy stuff while trainfagging it up, or when at work, and I actually found it via "related" on Railroad Tycoon music.
>>29871838
they´re slags mate, you dont want that
>>29871794
but...I don't collect old military surplus
>>29872158
>Death metal
>>29872562
I'm mostly into BM and BT kind of stands apart from most DM to me.
>>29871794
Look out Miss! You're dangerously close to that Hammerhead Shark!
>>29872562
>Disliking demilich
>>29871838
No she didn't, goblin-lover.
>>29872498
>listening to bat lord
>>29872971
>not enjoying everything
it is like you never were in a music appreciation class in boarding school
>>29871794
that's a funny way of saying eurobeat you stupid cunt! *doriftos away in mr2*
>>29872493
I don't get the .300 comment. Is .300 win mag a crap cartridge for it's size?
>>29872025
i like the socom version with the metal frame and collapsible wire stock more.
>>29872184
vaporwave is fuckin old wait music, or old video games or elevator music.
its so boring, yet calming....
oh god i may actually like this....
>>29872515
check out duo de twang, its a les claypool project
>>29871794
>not listening to Glen Miller while collecting milsurp
>>29871794
>He listens to folk music and is in the National Guard
>>29871794
As long as you look like a Nordic god and are built like Thor, you could wear a torn, stained Bathory shirt, black jeans and motorcycle boots in May and still pull pussy at least as hot as that redhead bitch
>>29871794
weapons related how?
>>29874040
Bitches love Bathory
>Black Metal
>Not listening to Grunge
>1991+25
This thread sucks.
I'm voting for Donald though.
>>29874089
I really, really didn't need to see that. That's worse than the snipped-off-penis thread. Jesus.
>>29874086
Whynotboth?
>Black Metal
why get angry and burn down churches when you can listen to stoner doom metal and zone out and chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKB9huoTkU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoGB8JNx1GQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc
This is my life
I prefer symphonic black metal. Fleshgod Apocalypse, Abigail Williams, and Cthonic are awesome. Also this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jc6biDogGqo
>>29874222
this
https://youtu.be/aUBOIFUkOYE
>>29873028
You slay me, sir.
It's European power metal you vapid sluts
I listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia-XLPWLjlE
>>29872025
I don't think the people you know that like black metal are like the people I know that like black metal.....
I most certainly do.
>MFW
>>29874294
Symphonic and atmospheric are great.
>>29871794
>Black metal.
Ugh.
>>29872498
Dude, i love bat lord!
>>29871794
There are girls who like black metal and old war memorabilia.
I find those girls ridiculously sexy.
>>29874002
Folk music is god tier.
>>29874294
>not mentioning Haggard
Bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSFEv9eaoh4
>tfw all your time goes into metal, K98s, and Arisakas
>tfw there are no girls who appreciate this
>>29872269
Nice mosins, anon
>>29872303
>fan of WH40k
Being fan of a thing is not a problem to me. The problem is faggots putting everywhere in they life the animus/vidyas they like. (i.e. weebs)
>>29871794
>he listens to eurobeat and collects jap milsurp
DORIFTO SAMURAI
>>29871794
>black metal
>don't listening voices of the abyss
>>29872453
That's viking metal you stupid fucking pleb.
Burzum is black metal
https://youtu.be/W6Nw_V0Jv6Q
>>29872498
Oh fuck yes dude
>>29871794
Both are too skinny for my taste and lack tits and arse.
Plus Metal is for faggots, I only listen to military marches.
>>29874745
I tipped the fedora and won
what a silly meme
>>29877514
tomhet is really good on rainy days
>>29872067
>unironically
There is nothing unironically about it.
It is the next step in evolution of music where no restrictions are apposed on anyone and creation is free flowing like a mountain river.
>>29872303
More Dakka is a legitimate strategy.
>>29871794
>she is young woman and has thin hair
>>29871794
it's ok my gf still loves me
>>29878305
It's really the only strategy when you think about it.
>>29871794
If you meant
>he collects old military Shit, listens to ska and won't shut up about movies
Than yeah and she digs it. Idgaf what Sid from Ice Age has to say about it.
>>29876266
No who likes black metal is sexy. They are all weirdos who burn stuff and cut themselves.
>>29871794
>he listens to black metal
No I listen to 1920's to 1940's country songs
>collects old military surplus
So?
Lamb of god, Whitechapel, black dahlia murder, chimera, children of bodom.....and milsurp.
>>29883677
I dated a pretty sexy chick who was into black metal.. but she was too into black metal and I ended up with my chest split open one night after she carved it open
>>29883859
>Lamb of god
>Whitechapel
>black dahlia murder
>chimera
>children of bodom
>implying any of these are black metal
try again
>>29883916
>>29883940
it wasn't fun
>>29883928
The threads deviated far from black metal asshat.
>>29883916
>>29883928
/k/ MACHINE SHOP WHEN YOU FAGGOT
You told me one year like two and a half years ago
>>29883974
This thread never deviated from black metal. This is a black metal thread not a shit metal thread nigger
>>29883982
o-one day.. There's much work to be done and the process is long.
>>29871794
>>29884014
Well hurry the fuck up
also Voivod is GOAT
>>29877224
I had no idea folk and neo - medieval metal were a thing
>>29884817
For anyone who touches vagina they arent
I listen to death grips
>>29877514
Its technically melodic death medal with viking seasoning. Tasting notes include wood smoke, herring, salt, sweat, blood, and hot iron.
>>29874665
I remember that scene in the movie but this .gif is making me lose my shit
technically I don't listen to that much black metal and I do collect more than milsurp
>>29872269
is that mosun nagant?
>>29872399
Gleich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATw99wsnR-0&list=PLyl4p93SahTRVxR6mRZ2AcLAqXm4Xih5t
>>29884052
AGREED
>>29885081
> You Blood Eagled muh sides
>tfw gf collects modern rifles and enjoys technical metal
>not banging your gf to Dragonforce
What are you guys doing with your lives?
>>29886849
Not being the fucking fag who listens to Dragonforce
>>29872303
>mfw I actually called a friends' M1 Carbine 'ded shooty' at the range
>>29885170
what movie?
>Not stoner/doom
Lame
I listen to nothing but country and collect whatever the fuck I want
I listen to girly pop music actually
When did you grow out of metal /k/?
>>29889332
when dubstep was still a hipster thing
>>29888079
The Hobbit (1977).
>>29872399
>>29885488
>tfw you have a di6 tattoo and you're not even a true aryan
>black metal
Yeah right, bitch.
>>29871794
>he listens to thrash metal and collects old military surplus
>>29871794
>>29889272
I agree.
>>29873940
My man.
https://youtu.be/j1JC_p2EVJw
>>29890235
>ants etc etc
>>29871794
>he doesn't ride a chow chow through Staten Island while throwing tetanus darts at the herds of pavement apes
>>29877259
40kids like to spew 40k shit every chance they get. They're like weebs, except moreso.
>>29871838
I want to lick her thick slag eyebrows so bad bruh.
>>29890021
Nice.
I think those kind of women don't realise that music other than what's on this month's pop/r&b/hip-hop/urban bullshit chart even exists. Therefore they couldn't look down on me for listening to metal.
>>29871794
How the fuck did you know, anon? Do you stalk me?
>>29889945
Much respect mate, now I really want a DIJ tattoo.
>>29877224
>he puts power and prog metal in the same folder.
Gross.
>>29884834
>pleb who has never fucked to Korpiklaani detected.
>>29871794
>he listens to black metal and collects old military surplus
10/10. Would boyfriend.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Uj4RXew3Y
>>29871794
But I listen to Death Grips and shitpost online.
>>29876266
I must say I play a lot of shows in the San Diego and Los Angeles areas typically, and I have seen maybe one hot girl at any of the shows.
There's a reason why most of our shirts are xxl.
That girl is seriously cute, but who the fuck wants a chick that doesn't dress like a lady?
>>29893919
I guess, people who aren't autists?
>>29893956
?
Do you want a little girl, or a woma- oh forgot where I was ..
>>29875949
Only one friend of mine that listens to black metal is chill about it. All the others are edgelords that have these superiority complexes and anger issues. To the point where it's really annoying.
>>29872184
that was some funny shit anon
>>29872067
me too anon me too
>>29872498
>Black metal
>Not power metal
Fucking pleb
>black metal
Nah, that's pleb shit. I listen to prog rock and collect old milsurp and my gf loves that shit too.
>>29871794
I listen to Bagpipes, Classical, Quebecois jeux danse and the bit of polka, and collect flintlocks, matchlocks and find modern percussion and elecrically primed Gatling actions ~fascinating~.
What now?
>>29894515
move into one of those tiny houses, and grow a handlebar mustache.
>>29877204
These guys and therion are amazing.
When I was in Turkey a few years back on a business trip, I went with a Turkish buddy to a Haggard concert.
Most of the people went home right after the show, but all the band members got off the stage and hung around. They all spoke english, so it was cool talking to them while drinking the beer that they offered from one of their coolers.
It's nice being a fan of a small time Band.
