Swat has no eta. Cops not moving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo&feature=share
It's Anaheim swat too. I personally killed all of them in a training exercise. so when they show up it might be good
Swat rolling in now
Guys some dindu is about to get swatted live. Get in here
>>29852369
Still movement in the car, according to the scanners.
>>29852369
>inb4 TYT video where cenk has his copy paste 5 minute rant about how IF ID WUDDA WYAT GIEE!!!!!!!!
>>29852387
They showed swat rolling up about 2 miles back. But I don't know what's happening. Wish I had a good scanner
>>29852324
>wow look at cali being all tolerant and precautionary
>being all dramatic
any other state would have shilak'd the driver by now
>>29852431
Doesn't make for good TV anon.
>>29852324
Man, I'd hate to be in that sort of traffic. I was stuck in a plane crash accident once. A 15 minute trip turned out to be 2 hours.
>>29852431
Fuck I really hate this state. They aren't even releasing traffic further back. It's a soup sandwich
>>29852456
You expected anything less from LAPD?
Jesus christ stop with the drama. Is this how they all talk?
>>29852462
You're not that familiar with American mainstream media, are you?
>>29852459
Ha no. swat dosent even have room to get around at this point. I hope the suspects needs are being met
PLZ NO MORE DRAMA AHHHHHHH
>>29852462
Gotta hype up the parked car.
Fucking tweets asking for drones. Someone please blow up my state. I won't be mad
>>29852471
lol it's like they're commentating a golf tournament.
guy anchor confirmed for CoD fag
inb4 driver an heros
10$ says he's already shot himself. Can scanner bro update?
"Who knows how bad the murder was?"
fucking kek
its like a real life buzzfeed article
>>29852515
Los Angeles County feed is silent. They might have switched to encrypted channels.
Lol this is almost as bad as watching police in the UK chase a bmx bike
>Ed says to Tom, indicating for him to turn on the police cruiser's spot light, "Light 'em up!"
>Bob, in the newly acquired SWAT truck that had a DHS upgrade, overhears this and flips open the top and hops on the M134, eager to try it out on the unresponsive car.
>>29852324
holy shit what a waste of time and taxpayer money. The sad thing is those cali residents are cucked so hard that traffic is normal business for them and won't complain a single bit.
"I think police want them alive"
Fuck I should be a news anchor. Just say the dumbest shit that comes to mind
If this guy says tactical one more time...
>>29852324
> I personally killed all of them in a training exercise
How'd you end up training against them? I used to play with a team that did OPFOR shit for a bunch of local PDs back in my airsoft days.
This dramawhoring got me thinking.
How would you use this situation to cause maximum damage?
Like having a bomb in the trunk, wired to a dead-man's switch, and then backing up to the roadblock and blowing it up.
oh my god stop filming the god damned traffic jam
>>29852596
if only criminals would take advantage of such situations
20 bucks the guy doesn't immediately throw up his hands and they ventilate him because he "might've" been a threat.
Just walk up with one of those shields, toss in a tear grass grenade and wait a few. Then taze him if it is still needed.
Why is Donald Trump piloting a helicopter and reporting?
>>29852584
I worked for a company that did high end security, and put together long duration/changing training exercises. There was a LA area exercise like 5 years ago with 12 different teams. Anaheim was dead before the first objective.
>too much hesitation
>unnessary call outs
>didn't know the landscape
>terrible muzzle discipline
>>29852618
lol I was thinking the same thing, not only does he sound like him he talks almost the same way.
MUH PUPPY
geeze just gas his shit and get people back on the road. There's literally no reason to keep holding people up for this drama shit
Tear gas through the windows.
Done.
So we're just waiting on Feinstein to show up and award the suspect with his own holiday right?
Does reporter Trump not realize he's hotmicing or what?
>>29852324
what is that big truck bus thingy called?
looks awesome
Habbening
Did I just hear "shoot his ass" on the scanner?
>"Troy!! Troy here we go!"
>"Perfecr Tanya!"
>"This looks sooo... So.. Uneventful."
>nothing happens for forever
>something finally happens
"This is soooo... Uneventful."
Helo only had 6 min of fuel left
>car chase
>no cars moving
what
>>29852742
Chase is over, they've been in a standoff for two hours.
Guy might already be dead.
High capacity assault vehicle
guy shot himself
calling it
>>29852749
Seems likely to me, since they were acting so casual around the vehicle when they moved in
Also
>those guys are heavily armed with body armor
I didn't realize body armor was considered an offensive weapon now
>>29852324
Am i the only one hoping the car is loaded with high grade explosives in the truck and as soon as the swat troops surround it its set off?
>>29852786
I just want something to happen :(
>>29852609
I mean if you were in the car, being "pulled over" by all those cops.
>>29852786
If that happened, Trump would automatically become president
I hope they fuel up and get back before something happens
>>29852324
>armed with body armor
>assault vehicle
>>29852813
ABC has a helicopter in the air too.
http://abc7.com/live/
lol this bitch
>why don't you just stop talking now
This one's got spunk!
>>29852808
already jerkin it since he became the nominee? huh? ya rightist cuck
>>29852837
Y-yeah "feel the bern" amirite yeah? yeah?
Oh please "gas him". Based anchor
Doesn't he know California is a gun free zone?
>How can they gas him if the windows are up?
>Oh, I bet they can put a gas canister right through them
>Oh that's just scary
is this a comedy routine?
How can they gas him if they have the windows up?
My sides
How many SWAT cars does it take to gas a nig nog?
[spoiler] all of them [/spoiler]
>>29852848
I just donated all my wife's son's college money. M-match me
>>29852848
berniebots are delusional and insufferable as well. so no.
amateur hour
>>29852837
Hurry up and build the wall
>>29852825
>http://abc7.com/live/
heh, the Fox News people are stealing ABC's feed right now.
How long does it take to fuel up a bird?
>they have heat signature things, SWAT stuff, you know
>>29852874
Well she did say it was time to get creative
Where can I buy a SWAT-level heat signature thing?
Could someone fill me in as to what's going on? Do all car chases in murka get so much attention or did this guys do something notable? Does anyone else feel compelled to go buy some Desert Diamond diamonds?
>>29852874
>lets get creative
HOLY SHIT NIGGA Lmao I live in Corona that shit's next to Green River that's literally 10 minutes from my house
>>29852871
Whats known as a uh a "Flash Bang" grenade
>police block all sides
>fire truck pulls up
>smash hose through sun roof
>fill car up with water
>????
>problem solved
>>29852884
The question is "where can you steal" one of those swat heat thingies
>flashbang WITH gas
The absolute madman!
>>29852825
Thanks for that, they are way less retarded than the Fox people, judging from just 5 minutes of watching
It seems to me since they have so many of these "bulletproof armored vehicles" they should have placed one behind, one in front, and just crushed the car. No risk to the swat team then.
Cali women can't be this stupid. Jesus I just want to punch her in the face
>>29852907
"It produces two things. A blinding light, and a deafening noise."
>Ya don't say.
>>29852897
go and be a hero anon
dress up in your stalker outfit and do the polices job for them
>>29852919
Its the retardation of these journalist things that make it entertaining.
>>29852885
Only in the Los Angeles area, since they have so many fucking birds in the sky from news and cops, they can afford to do this overhead shit on everything. If you wanna know the story on this one you can scroll back to the start half of the stream and watch the chase.
"Sir... Mr. Attempted Murder Suspect..."
lol
>>29852884
http://www.flir.com/fire/display/?id=60239
>>29852927
>>29852897
this would be amazing. Just dome him with your PSL and dance the cheeki breeki for the heli-cam
>what if the guy is watching from his car
>you will never watch yourself get swatted on live tv
>>29852924
She's from Arizona. For some reason airzon is reporting this
>cause its real
sides gone
dey is gettin deep
>anti-social people
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEE
>>29852962
I think the chase started in Arizona and ended in LA
>>29852983
That'd be like an 8 hour car chase.
>>29852950
I'm haffu-Jap anon; I definitely could take him no problem
>>29852981
Nah they are just talking about niggers dude
>>29852907
Be currful those make flashes and bangs anon
>>29852988
Nah, they said it was about a two hour chase, and google says the shortest route is about 300 some miles so if he was doing 100+ the whole time it's possible he could have started in phoneix and ended in LA.
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=distance+from+phoenix+to+la
Guys bill engvall is going to be at that desert diamond place!
OH SHIT
>she literally gets paid to read twitter because shes a whore with a pretty face
>our national news is literally at the level of twitch.tv
just end it all now
GLASS BROKEN GLASS HAS BEEN BROKEN
THEY SMASHIN' DA WINDOW!!!
>>29852983
Started in Compton
>>29852995
The whites real greatest ally, Asians.
When we coalesce-ing bro?
>>29852909
OH MY GOD WHAT'S THA---
>GARWLGARWLGARWL
>>29853042
Whenever bro just hmu whenever you hang out in the inland empire I'm in Corona
>>29852907
confirmed for blinding light and deafening noise
>they may be trying to get access to the inside
NO SHIT?
>>29853036
#rearwindowsmatter
>using my instincts as a reporter
kek
>>29853072
There's an epidemic of violence against windows
How the fuck has the same groups of cops who cornered the dorner not blown his ass away yet?
>>29853089
Seems like he blew his ass away before they could
>>29853089
>Cuckifornia
>>29852995
Tac-Jap ready to execute nig nog
>>29853089
reporter speculated that the suspect must have killed himself because they aren't acting.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was wrong with the pace this has been going at.
>>29853101
Always; haffu jappu
>theyre just hypercaming from the internet
>journalists
>>29853101
Just introduce him to anime and make him an autistic neet. A fate worse than death
>>29853110
ayy you like to cuddle?
>i spy with my little eye three helicopters
>>29853123
>A fate worse than death
Too crowded to play video anyone wanna update me?
>>29853160
They have so far refrained from mag dumping into the car with AP ammo for reasons that are beyond me
>>29853160
The perp is probably dead in his car and we're stuck watching nothing happen.
>"AJ stop sending me that tweet, it's not funny.
What tweet?
>are you just laying across the seat with an archie comic? AJJ stop sending me that tweet it's not funny
"AJ stop sending me that tweet it isn't funny"
This may be the most quotable news broadcast ever.
On the ABC live stream, does one guy just keep turning on his mic so he can cough into it?
>>29853180
this
its angering me how long this is taking for something that isnt that entertaining to begin with
BACKPACK AFTER BACKPACK
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS
>>29853110
Reporting for duty!
TEAR GAS
>>29853195
Operation send her that tweet? Flood the news stations tag with dat boi.
>>29853180
That would be because there would be mass out raged against cops. And police don't need more hate for doing the right thing.
I'm not excuses police brutality mind you. I've noticed that jerk offs have been shitting on the police lately for doing things that are just fine.
GAS GAS GAS GAS
>>29853214
>>29853180
hes probably not black
THE HOUNDS
TEAR GAS AND STROOOOOOOBE
RIP my ears
>>29853237
>>>/TYT/
>>29853237
The perp is from Compton so there's a high probability that he's a nigger
LIGHT THE BURNERS!!!!
>>29853245
Kinsey needs to shut her mouth.
>I just realized my mic wasn't working this whole time
confirmed for black, thats a wrap folks
Fucking operator dog over here.
I bet he threw the smoke before tac rolling under the vehicle and waiting to see ankles appear.
>Whoaaaaaa, look at this! They're gassing him out of the vehicle! It's insane!
Surprised they didn't ask for support on patreon.
It'll come though, I'm sure.
>>29853251
Brings a new meaning to coal burner
what else to expect other than a nigger.
>OMG traffic noo!!
Shut up and move the camera back towards the car. Shoulda ventilated the dude. Oh well, win for pupper.
>>29853141
kek, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings anon. I'm one of those autists I mentioned though
I want to marry that reporteress
>>29853302
I want to stick my dick in her mouth so she shuts up.
Felt less like a news report and more like a Twitch stream.
>>29853314
Kek definitely
>>29853324
>make sure to rate comment and subscribe guiess XDDDD
I hate this social media universe. I wish I was born in any time other then this.
>>29853314
>not a Twitch stream
huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqyfoVNMK3M
Official thread video
>>29853351
>le born in the wrong generation
jokes aside, I agree. I feel like people are getting progressively more retarded but my guess is it's just more obvious now
>>29853351
Ikr everyone is grasping pathetically for a bid of popularity and attention-whoring.
>>29853366
>>29853351
I wanted to be born in the future so I could be a space explorer but seeing this generation I'm not sure we'll make it that far
>>29853366
yeah but for for the first time, le wrong generation meme is actually appropriate for 2010+
>>29853369
how many time do you stumble onto some wannabe youtube e-celebrity with millions of views who youve never seen before
its getting worse and worse, everytime with their own animated intros and they talk for 5 minutes before getting to the shit you clicked on the video for
>>29853406
Maybe a return to a land ownership requirement for voting is required. Would marginalize a lot of the people fucking up the country. Still wouldn't solve social problems though
>>29853430
if there is one thing that needs to change its that, only land owners can vote
>>29853430
>>29853444
As someone who lives in an apartment I agree
>>29853444
>trips of truth
It would prevent city-dwellers from voting for the mostly, plus the poorest people and young people (for the most part). We'd have an actually conservative government again.
Too bad it'll never happen
>>29853473
>voting for the mostly
well, time to sleep
>>29853444
Eh, nice fantasy there. But you'd just see an new industry pop up that sells people little lots of land in the middle of nowhere ultra cheap that the property tax would be almost nothing on. They'd probably advertise on daytime tv judge shows in between all the disability and lawsuit commercials.
>>29853501
Putting that policy in place is a fantasy too. Democrats would sink the nation before they let their precious hordes of voters vanish.
>>29853430
I agree in some capacity. You should at the very least: Pay taxes, have had a job since the last election cycle, not be dead.
>>29853565
>Not be dead
You won't stop Old Hickory from saving America.
>>29853969
Andrew Jackson will rise from the grave and dispatch the savages? Or am I missing out on a contemporary meme?
>>29853991
He'll beat the shit out of the liberals and forever remain on the $20.
>>29854013
>implying having a gun toting Republican on the $20 is worse than flipping Jackson the bird and putting him on something he hated
>>29854177
Harreit Tubman is just a meme anon. There's no proof she did any of that shit. She was illiterate epileptic.
Johnny Appleseed has more historical evidence actually. Both were real people who got folklored into meme status.
The difference is that Johnny Appleseed was awesome and people told stories about him because he was so cool. Tubman was used as propaganda symbol by white abolitionists, they made shit up out of whole cloth. Much like Rosa Parks actually.
>>29853501
I have some desert property that I would absolutely subdivide into square inch lots and sell the fuck out of.
>>29852995
Hey Japbro, ya mind telling me where you got that stock? It looks really neato.
>>29852626
>long duration/changing training exercises
For practical purposes, what do these mean?
>>29852613
>tear grass
Kill em with allergies!
>>29857648
It's the stock that came with my Arsenal SLR-95
>>29858170
Aha here we go anon; I found this site that sells just the thumbhole stocks; enjoy!
http://www.copesdistributing.com/bulgarian-arsenal-polymer-thumbhole-stock-p-8775.html
>>29858199
Wait you got an SLR-95 in MD.
So luckey ;_:
>>29858423
MD? Does that stand for Maryland? I live in SoCal Kommiefornia
>>29858444
yeah, threads about an md shooting
>>29858656
No the video stream changed. I was confused too
Originally it was a car chase in Cali
He was a good boy he dindu nuffins
What happened to the car chase?
>>29858199
Dude thanks so much! I really appreciate it. Have an awesome day, man!
