What gun could theoretically kill or seriously injure an 8 foot tall 500 pound ayy lamao from outer space?
>>29851306
12 gauge works pretty well
Shameless self bump
>>29851314
That would be at least 6 slugs to kill it
>>29851306
Just about any of them...
>>29851345
Well the guns in predator 2 didn't do jack shit to him
>>29851358
5.56 is like .22 for them, the shotgun knocked it on it's ass just fine.
you need a good .50 cal or something with great penetration, .308 and above, their flesh is REALLY HARD and they don't give a fuck about pain.
they're like Rhinos on bath salts.
>>29851345
Plus, they fucking rekt the jungle with fucking miniguns and shit and he only bled like he had a rash
What about a 45-70?
>tfw you'll never hunt ayy lmaos with a Martini Henry
An m1 Abrahams tank
>>29851334
By what reasoning? A giant moose could be taken down with a few rounds from a Glock 22.
>>29851306
Mihdick
So whose posting the sfw femPredator pinups this time.
>>29851306
phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range
20mm
>>29851434
I gotcha
>>29851483
>>29851306
Original predator? Basically nothing.
Everything after the Schwarzenegger movie? Just use a sharp knife.
This one.
>>29851610
Reloading would be a bitch
I know one thing, Major, I drew down and fired straight at it. Capped off two hundred rounds in the minigun, full pack. Nothing... Nothing on Earth could've lived. Not at that range.
>>29851404
They didnt see the fucker til ahnald proved he was worthy prey, everyone else died to mindgames and acting stupid. Maybe 4-5 bullets ever came near hitting him, and 1 tagged an exposed part while the trees ate a wild minigun spasm
>>29851483
We had this thread a few days ago......it was great.
Conclusion:
OG predator: like 100 shots off a .50 AE
New predator: like 20 shots of an AK
.22lr if you have good shot placement
>>29851671
The prairienigger tracker knew what was up though. I feel like he should have communicated with his team before making that last stand though
>>29851687
Oh I know, but they didn't answered the question, they instead wrote a fanfic (that was hot)
>>29851306
.45-70
>>29851306
but anon, why would you want to hurt snek?
>>29851722
If I recall, T Hawk and ahnald were the only ones not freaking the fuck out and wildly magdumping at plants all movie.
>>29851403
If that's the case, the M855A1 or Mk. 318 is enought to put him down. 5.56 AP should also do the trick
>>29851702
>Original predator was emphasized to be vastly beyond any human, reason these huge, buff actors were chosen was so they could get tossed around like nothing to show just how superhuman the predator was
>Bringing down half the fucking forest only scratches it
>New Predators are killed by Japanese gang members with glorious nippon steel and seriously injured by a common criminal with a shiv
Shit man, I hate what they've done to the character.
>>29851833
Maybe those were the betaneet predators
>>29851306
Portable rail gun.
Better get to it Navy.
>>29851747
Indeed.
https://youtu.be/nzz_3bQHyiY
Found it
>>29851859
>"Alright Click Click, here's some fucking humans we captured, now go kill them and stop fucking bitching about never getting to hunt!"
>Click click readjusts his fedora-tier mask and starts going on about how operator he is
>>29851833
To be fair, the tribal predators in the predatorS movie were canonically underequipped outcasts from the higher caste like the ones sent to earth, and likely lacked genetically and in training/experience that would come from a much higher society.
The high tier weapons and tools are status symbols. Think a well armed navy seal vs pack of wild somalians with machetes and the occaisional ak
>>29851747
>>29851911
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. VAHLEN?!
>>29851962
But the "berserk" predator got fucking decapitated by Adrian Brody with a machete
That's like if a seal team six got killed by a Turkish shop owner with a dull ass kitchen knife
>>29851306
.357 Magnum's perfectly fine for relatively tough ayyy lmao up to half a ton, but, honestly, you can kill a spacewhale twith one of these if you cylinderdump into the blowhole.
>>29852011
I'm saying that what kept the 1&2 predators alive all movie was training and equipment. They all die the same, hitting them good enough without it killing you first was the hard part. The equipped solo preds were good at not dying, the dumb tribals were dumb tribals
>>29851911
>>29852000
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
nice dubs/trips btw, snek meme magic stronk
Shitposting so thread doesn't die
>>29851334
Good news, Mossberg Cruisers hold 8.
>>29852089
That'd be all well and good if they didn't make a point of trying to show the new predators as a higher tier by having them kill the original
>>29852214
This
>>29852214
I always put it down to the OG predator being weakened from being chained up and maskless for so long
>>29851306
an HK VP9 in .50A&E
>>29852309
so what you're saying is: if you take off their mask, they die?
>>29852327
It's extremely painful
I wish they would have adapted some of the comics that were set in the past.
>>29852327
Pretty much, they breathe nitrogen or some shit like that, that's why City hunter "the nigger killer" got killed by a cop
>>29851719
Underrated
>>29852342
They're a big species
>>29852352
For you.
>>29852358
>>29852352
>>29852342
>>29852327
>>29852342
>>29852352
>>29852358
FOUR YEARS
FOUR FUCKING YEARS WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT
FUCK
>>29851619
> Implying you'd need more than 5 shots.
>>29852401
Some memes just never dies.
>>29852401
Are you upset?
>>29852401
>why, God, why?
For you, Anon.
>>29852401
The ride never ends
>>29852401
Hothead pls
>>29852410
I mean, the fucker took like 7 shots of a sawed off shotgun at close range
Davy Crockett.
>>29852401
Honestly, you kinda gotta love a meme that's survive for four years when most die in a month.
>>29851306
.338 Lapua, I've heard it takes a mattress to get them out
>>29851483
>>29851515
I would rape her.... Just saying.
>>29851345
Good luck taking that fucker down with nothing but .380
>>29851444
>they hit the fairly far away, unseen, rapidly retreating Predator once in the leg
>Predator literally used stealth to make almost all of his kills
>therefore the Predator cannot be killed with anything smaller than .50BMG rather than well placed weapons fire
think about that line of reasoning for a second
>>29851723
It was answered in the first post.
>>29852309
I'm with you there. Plus the movie needs shitty plot devices to make brody seem like he could actually be a badass merc instead of a retarded porcupine monster.
Also Ahab absolute GOAT Yautja. Even if he got fucked up
>>29852401
Its OK anon
>>29852541
same :(
>>29853317
the amount of coincidences and apparent references in that crash was unreal, it almost makes me believe in meme magic
>>29851515
What color is her pussayy?
>>29853469
>2016
>not praising kek
For shame, anon
>>29852401
BIG
I
GUY 4
^
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>>29852401
>>29852014
>nobody noticed that this is a .44
>>29851306
>>29853488
Purpleish pink, same as the gums in her mouth.
Her pubes are also thick and dread-like, though
Who wins?
>>29853677
Idgaf what anyone says, I loved Last Man
![98s1fLV[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/NXFBR91.gif "98s1fLV[1].gif")
>>29851306
Just about anything modern. Aim for 308 energy cause reasons.
>>29851345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM
For anyone who missed it, the whole channel is gold mostly.
>>29853825
>dat Billy voice
>>29853774
Predator obv.
The little we saw of Boba he performed quite bad.
The predator was crazy good.
>>29853774
The guy that didn't get eaten by a sandy vagina.
>>29853801
Bruce Willis is my favourite bedtime hero.
He's also pretty progun.
>>29852401
was getting butthurt part of your plan?
>>29853979
I spent a shitload of money renting the 5th element multiple times on VHS and die hard is why I have aspirin and flip flops in my B.O.B
HOW Beretta never released a John McClane 92 idk. It could have "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker" engraved on it. With a fake NYPD badge.
Poor Rumor looks just like him though. Which also means she looks like a young Mickey Rourke
>>29851334
maybe in a video game fag
>>29851306
.44 Magnum and up, this isn't hard guys.
>>29852347
Our atmosphere is 78% nitrogen.
Oxygen is almost certainly going to be present on any planet with an atmosphere as it's one of the most common elements.
>>29851306
.50 cal
>>29854269
so? lol
>>29851306
It got killed by two katana gashes in Predators because it hit vitals
In the comic you can kill them with a 9mm shot to the forehead
They aren't that resilient against gun fire to their torso and head, they're just hard to hit. Their limbs don't seem to mean shit though.
9mm couldn't take one down when shot in the chest in Predators though so I reckon their head's just weak, Arnold kill the first one with a big log to the dome anyhow
Basically any rifle, shotgun or light machine gun would at least seriously injure, possibly kill if it hit the vitals like the katana.
But if you're using a 9mm you better hope he has his helmet off or you're just being Bill Paxton
>not jumping out of a tactical blimp w/ paratrooper musket for ayyy lmao hunt
>tfw having to reload
>>29853980
Crashing this meme...with no survivors!
>>29851306
Battle raifu.
>>29851610
Not quite big enough.
>>29853774
Pred. Boba is a born jobber.
>>29851306
Watch predator 2.
Booby traps and a 454
>>29851626
That line always gives me chills.
>>29852000
>>29854874
I need that. Gibsmedatnow
>>29851426
Enjoy getting your silly tin can peeled open.
>>29852541
No frienderino. It is her that would do the rapings.
>>29851747
>>29851483
I want to stick it in ayyy
>>29852184
That really topped off a great thread. Best shit I'd seen in a long while.
>>29852401
Someone get this hothead outta here.
>>29855564
I enjoyed this story.
Really hope it was real.
>>29851306
Sneeze in its face, might take a few days but it'll die.
>>29851833
The helicopter pilot black guy is the same guy in the predator suit
>>29852089
They also had med kits and iirc the one in part 2 took some adrenaline/space pcp before he ran through the wall
>>29853774
>get btfo your own space base by predator
>drop ordinance on target and decide to fuck off before you become preyfood for ayyy lmao
>get back to ship
>predator is there waiting for you
"you stormtroopers cant shoot for shit, huh?"
"yeah, and neither can you..."
>cue tactical space dump in pants
7.62 NATO, if you can manage to hit the fucker, 12 gauge Breneke slugs, 10mm and above for handguns.
He's not bullet proof, just has dense muscle, skin and bones.
That means you need moar penetration to fuck him up.
He's a stealth hunter, hard part is just finding him.
Any with armor piercing rounds
>>29855564
>as she leans down she growls some guttural moonspeak at me, but I didn't pay attention because no matter the species a woman has nothing important to say
>>29854660
which means, if they breath nitrogen, they'd be more than fine in our atmosphere without any breathing apparatus
removing the mask, for the purpose of asphyxiating and weakening the predator, would not do any good on earth
>>29852401
Hothead detected.
>>29855269
>>29856032
>2▶
> 7.62 NATO, if you can manage to hit the fucker, 12 gauge Breneke slugs, 10mm and above for handguns.
funny.
my first three guns were these.
>>29856540
no one cares
>>29856256
>all my sides
Saved
>>29851306
A minigun
>>29851306
Judging from the films, anything shooting 7.62 NATO and above will give it a very bad day.
The trick is actually managing to hit the stealthy, tree-hopping bastard.
