If you were in a desperate battle against impossible odds.
>>29848365
"You fuckers better build a statue for me"
LETS HAVE A GO YA CUNTS ILL FUCK YER ARSE IN HELL
Perkele.
>>29848365
bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey
"Your egos are writing checks your bodies can't cash, and I'm the IRS!"
"Well, shit."
>>29848365
>>29848365
Imma tongue ya butthole!
>>29848365
"My only regret is never living to see the day that OP wasn't a faggot."
>>29848365
"I'm coming back to haunt you"
>>29848365
WITNESS ME!
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
I am 100% nigger
>>29848365
>>29848365
WITNESS MEEEEE!!!!!
>>29848365
"HA HA HA, NOW NO ONE WILL KNOW MY PORN STASH OF HOT CZECHIAN CHICKS"
>>29848435
Caspere knew this.
"YOU'RE GOING ON A TRAIN TO HELL AND I'M THE CONDUCTOR!"
Kogda mi billi na voyne
>>29848651
Are Czechian chicks as bang-on as poeple say?
I'm going there later this summer and people are kinda jelly.
>>29848365
Hold my beer and watch this!
DEATH BEFORE DISMOUNT
Good luck, everyone.
I'd never stop fighting.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FHWmxCoTV3Y
>>29848365
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29848825
Made a note in my diary on the way here.
Simply says 'bugger'.
Come on you dogs,
Do you wanna live forever
>>29848682
Depends. Most of them got round faces, but not much different than their neighbors.
Polish and Russian girls are more of my thing.
>>29848365
ON MY POSITION
The verbal trigger to detonate the ludicrous amounts of explosives I surrounded myself with.
Or more simply:
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>29848365
>Y'all are gonna have to start lining up cause I'm running out of bullets
Or
>Yeah, I hurt. But it's a good kinda hurt.
>>29848365
ima firing my lazer
No way out, hmph. Let's do this.
>>29848365
Keep coming faggots, you're only going to make me famous!
Perhaps today is a good day to die!
"Hurt me harder daddy"
They've got us surrounded, the poor bastards
Aloha Snackbar
TAAAAKKKEEE MEEEEEE!!!
>>29848365
I FEEL THE WARP OVER TAKING ME! IT US A GOOD PAIN!
>>29848365
"Well damn, it appears I'm out of ammo."
I'll probably play Foo Fighters "My Hero" on max volume until they take my communist soul from my mortal body so that I may ascend into the heavens to be with glorious comrade Stalin.
>>29848365
WAAAAAAAGH
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!
This works best if I've been impaled somehow but...
I am a leaf on the wind... Watch how I soar
(Detonate entire compound)
>>29848365
"My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials. Can you say the same?"
>>29850313
It still hurts, senpai
nnnnnnnGiddy up!
All hail the /k/ube!
Your mothers suck dicks in hell...
and i'll be her next customer
>>29850365
Part of me didn't want to type it, anon-kun. It hurts me too.
>>29849255
does anyone have that sweet meme frog picture with this guy behind the wall calling in the airstrike, while the durka durkas are le mad facing in the background and the spetznatz guy has the picture of the nyash myash girl?
AAaahh! Neh! Neh! Neh! Fuh! Fuh! Fuh! Fu kkkhhhh! Indians.
>>29850428
χόβερkραφτ μου είναι γεμάτη από χέλια
>>29848365
COME GET SOME
or EAT SHIT YOU COCKBREATH COMMIE MOTHERFUCKERS
>>29848365
My Struggle is to great a burden.
My leg!
NON SIBI SED PATRIAE
AD ABYSSUM VENIMUS
>>29850581
>to
Get on the train.
"Hey guys, watch this!"
"Alright, who farted?"
Vietnam fucking shits
THIS IS BANDIT 2-1 BANDIT 2-1 WERE OVERRUN, I REPEAT WERE OVERRUN, BROKEN ARROW BROKEN ARROW
GOOKS IN THE WIRE
"I hid the antidote to the poison you just drank in th-UUUGGHHH!!"
>>29848512
This
>>29848365
*BUGS!*
>>29848365
"Oh fuck"
"What's wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?"
DANGER CLOSE
>>29848512
THIS
WITNESSED
>>29848365
I would unzip my pants and take 10 Viagra pills and force my adversary to bear witness to my diamon-solid dick as I wreak havoc on the battlefield.
>>29848365
Welp, guess I have enough time for one last jerk.
>>29848512
>>29848512
>>29850933
>>29848627
Mediocre!
DONT STEP HERE M8 I'LL FUCKING NIP YA
>>29850421
Yeah man, sorry I'm an hour late.
sing always look on the bright side of life from Life of Brian.
>>29851021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDQF_NNqbJc
>>29848365
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>29848365
"Do it Sandy, do it now...I'd do it for you"
>"That's a rog, five oh five"
Alpha...Mike...Foxtrot
>>29848365
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my people.
>>29848365
Bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass
Whoever finally kills me is going to be famous!
"BRUVA, I AM HIT!"
Hold my b
>>29848697
Aww fuck it
Just play Screaming Eagles and take out as many commies or dune coons with my sks as I can
>>29848365
"Remember, only you can prevent Forest Fires!"
>>29848365
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!"
>>29848365
You motherfuckers all said I'd never make it this far. Well, who's laughing now?
HAHA! LAST MAN STANDING! WORSHIP ME, FOR I SHALL BE YOUR. NEXT PRESIDENT!
>There once was a man who would kill,
>who's blood it was too hard to spill.
>He wore a red cape, and one day he did rape
>every fucker who came near his hill.
Did I reach the high score yet?
SHALL
>>29851925
PASS!
"Look upon my works ye mighty, and despair"
“O friend and companion of night, thou who rejoicest in the baying of dogs and spilt blood, who wanderest in the midst of shades among the tombs, who longest for blood and bringest terror to mortals, Gorgo, Mormo, thousand-faced moon, look favourably on our sacrifices!”
Rage, RAGE! at the dying of the light
I wanted to shitpost but couldn't think of anything.
WOOP THERE IT IS!
PAPALI PAPALI SUKI
At least I'll die with a raging boner.
>>29851029
thanks man, this is exactly what I needed!
>>29852051
>>29852085
Some literary motherfuckers up in here.
>>29848512
The only correct answer.
>>29848365
"I will do what I must. I will not falter."
>>29848365
"I've been saving this joint for a day like this"
>>29848365
It's showtime.
>>29851276
>>29851276
fucking love this movie.
>cool as a jewel
"Get a warrant, you fat fucks"
>>29852297
This
>>29848365
>"A MAGICIAN NEVER REVEALS HIS TRICKS!"
Then, a flock of doves explodes out of my clothes as I disappear
>>29848365
"Cyka blyat" for old times sake, or if I'm going in my native language then I suppose "kurwa" would suffice as well.
"I will carry out great vengeance on you and punish you in my wrath. Then you will know that I am the LORD, when I take vengeance on you."
Slightly changed for the circumstances.
>>29850052
>>29848678
>Кoгдa мы были нa вoйнe.
Пoчeмy?
>>29848365
KHAN!!!!!!
Stay golden pony boy.
>>29850313
Subtle trolling with that file name you fake brown coat
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
I HAVE SEEN THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN
AND YOU SHALL WORSHIP ME AS THOUGH I WERE A GOD
I REGRET NOTHING. I LIVED AS FEW MEN DARE TO DREAM
It matters not how strait the gait,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
I'm ready, how 'bout you?
AINT ONE OF YA GONNA SURVIVE THIS
You talk a thick load of shit.
Can you shoot?
Whatever they're paying, I'll double it.
>>29848365
AM I BEING DETAINED!!??
alternativley:
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!
>>29848365
"Wew Lad!"
"Your move, Mr. Lawman"
>>29848365
>battle against impossible odds.
>>29848365
>fighting impossible odds
Why fight when I don't have an advantage? Fall back and strike again.
>>29850794
GOOKS IN THE WIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
"Take yo panties OFFFFFFFFFFF!"
Come on you fucks whose going to hell with me?
How white their steel, how bright their eyes! I love each laughing knave,
Cry high and bid him welcome to the banquet of the brave.
Yea, I will bless them as they bend and love them where they lie,
When on their skulls the sword I swing falls shattering from the sky.
The hour when death is like a light and blood is like a rose, --
You never loved your friends, my friends, as I shall love my foes
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die."
Guess that's it then.
>>29848365
Shoot straight you bastards! Don't make a mess of it.
>>29848365
ATF, plz don't shoot my dog.
>>29848365
'Tis but a scratch.
>>29848365
WOOOOOOOW IT TOOK # OF YOU TO KILL ME!
>>29856567
>Breaker Morant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI7KJnRlsS4
BASED
A
S
E
D
ur mom lol
>>29848365
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
-I've memorized this in its entirety just on the off chance I'm ever in a position to get on live television. It will serve to haunt my enemies as well.
DEUSSSSS VULLLLT YOU SHITSKINS!
FEEL THE POWER OF THE EMPEROR!
Format my hard drives
>>29849021
Starship troopers?
not exactly a last charge quote but in afghanistan i got to stand over a group of shitskins we just wasted and (even though it was cheezy) i got to say "wheres allah now you worthless pieces of shit"
>>29857535
Witnessed
>>29857080
oh wow autism
>>29848365
Hey Daddy; I missed you.
Are you proud of me?
>>29848365
Die nationalsozialistische Partei - ist der Staat geworden.
Was Du - von deinen Vätern ererbt hast, erwirb es - um es zu besitzen.
Der kostbarste Besitz auf dieser Welt, aber - ist das eigene Volk.
Und für dieses Volk - und um dieses Volk, wollen wir Ringen und wollen wir kämpfen.
Und Niemals erlahmen; und Niemals ermüden; und Niemals verzagen; und Niemals verzweifeln.
Es lebe unsere Bewegung - es lebe Unser Deutsches Volk.
Es lebe unser Deutsches Reich.
SIEG HEIL
HEIL HITLER
>Sometimes, reasonable men must do unreasonable things
Pic related
>>29848365
AH FUCK ME OUCH GOD FUCK SHIT DAMMIT
