You're peacefully walking through the woods when suddenly you are ambushed by a rouge tree stump. The stump glares at you with vilainous intent and commands you to prepare your anus.
How do you defend yourself?
>>29846618
nothing, because i've been dead for 87 years prior to this unusual meeting
rouge? like sort of red? moulin rouge?
>>29846632
Tree whose stump it is pls go
>>29846618
If it were the good old days I'd get some dynamite and blow the stump apart. I guess now I have to settle for stapling a target to it and shooting at it over the course of a long, relaxing afternoon.
>>29846618
It's too bad Shapiro got cuckd so hard by that woman that he white knighted
>>29846618
My grandfather has a hunting story where he was running out of daylight and spotted the silhouette of a bear really close by. He quickly put 5 rounds into it, only to discover it was a rotting tree.
So obviously guns won't work.
>score 3 deep grooves across the top
>build kindling and start fire
>cook stew on the stump and enjoy innawoods meal
>pack up and jrek off on stumps charred corpse
>circle of life
>>29846999
How did he live to tell the tale if he didn't drop it though?
i'm stumped
>>29848580
>This thread
Making America great again?
>>29848440
>implying you can kill what is already dead
>>29846618
Just walk away
>You talk to the STUMP.
>It doesn't seem much for conversation.
>Hickok45 seems happy with you.
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