>tfw raised in an all liberal family
Anyone else know this feel?
>>29831878
Better than one full of evangelical WASPs.
The ones I'm not actually related to like guns a lot though.
>>29831898
Any stories?
>>29831934
>>29831898
>Marry in to a deeply Catholic family
>Several weeks after the wedding her mother asks what church I belong to
>Tell her the church of (wheel)barrow
>I've not heard of the church of 'Barrow.
>The Church of 'Barrow, I go when I'm pushed
>Knives scrape across plates of her family
>Silence for ten minutes
>Continue eating delicious thanksgiving dinner
>Get the rest of the yams
>Not a single fuck given.
>>29831878
Partially. My whole maternal side of the family is in education and tend to lean towards the left side of the political spectrum. They're all from the South though (Kentucky and Texas) and believe in gun rights. However, they aren't enthusiastically into guns and tend to be Fuddish when it comes to preference and limitations on gun rights. I just don't tell them about my SCARs and ARs.
>>29831966
>>29831974
Why? Make them mad lmao. Its not like they can do anything about it
Thanks for deleting the Bundy ranch thread, Nipmoot's-FBI-handlers. Fuck you too.
>>29831966
>>29831878
>Be from crazy backwards family
>only upside is they're into funs and freedom
>go to college, develop more realistic worldview that still includes funs and freedom
>get 10/10 gf, convert her to funs and freedom
>dumped because her friends talk shit about me for being a nazi or something
JUST
>>29832012
Get out of here, welfare-queen apologist.
>>29831966
Fucking borrowing this lol.
>>29831966
>Catholics
>WASPs
Pick one.
>>29832012
Seriously, the mods are unbelievable faggots. That subject is 100% /k related.
>>29832033
If she cares more about what her friends think of you than what she thinks of you, then she wasn't worth keeping and she'll probably have reverted back to gungrabbing authoritarianism within a week of leaving you.
>>29832033
>develop more realistic worldview
>at college
anon pls
>>29832043
I'm sorry giving the Feds the middle finger doesn't appeal to you. Would you prefer they insert their's through your asshole or your massive gaping vagina?
>>29832012
Jesus fuck off with your tripfaggotry.
>>29831878
>Fudd family
>Always get asked questions on new guns and what to get
>Show all of the older fudds in my family gunbroker and now they're hooked on it whenever I come
Yeah, it's pretty good. Rural Oklahoma is the best place on earth to live for guns.
>>29832068
This
>>29832060
That wasn't me (>>29831898). My WASP stories mostly consist of my great-uncle telling me my video games were going to convert me to satanism and that I should go to church more often, lest I catch the gay.
>>29831990
I don't bring it up for same reason I don't bring up my father's new family; why stir up shit if you don't have to?
>>29832068
All women are like that. They're putty in the hands of whatever view is most influential around them.
>>29832072
Going from the deep rural south to a college in a global city and studying a mix of STEM and actual liberal arts (not victimhood studies), that's very possible.
>>29832079
I love the idea of giving the middle finger to the feds WHEN THEY'RE WRONG. Thinking that the feds were correct in their interpretation and implementation of the law in the Bundy case is not the same as thinking they're all-powerful and that's a cheap implication.
>>29831966
topkek
>>29831878
Foh bitch. Over the chick shit I shoot five with Roy
Now I load the 4-5 shoot five at Roy.
>>29831878
how boring do you have to be of a person where this is an issue?
Yeah,guns and shooting them are fun and can be a great hobby, but there's more to life.
>>29832684
maybe the rest of the family attacks him over his opinion. not uncommon being the odd man out in a loudly vocal political family.
>>29832684
The point op's making is that his family tells him to not mention cause if the family is relaxing and he's having a conversation across the room away from everyone else with someone and offhand mention a fun time that happened to involve guns, aunty fucktard will fly across the room shouting about muh children, muh dangerous weapon, you going to shoot up a school anon? The rest of the family will rally behind aunt dipshit cause guns are bad m'kay so the whole family gathering will be ruined cause they are retarded.
>>29832684
Idk, they probably mean 'don't defend guns'. It's not uncommon for liberal families to just sit around shaking their head over the latest kid shot on CNN and how people can still buy military grade assault weapons, exclaiming that 'it's 2016!'.
>>29832684
I've been told by my wife after some of her extended family went out and bought a load of shit
>Awkward family function
>Stand around with a glass of wine
>Talk with a distance uncle of hers and his dim, but pleasant son
>Convince them to get guns
>Asks what type
>Tell them there is no correct type
>Shotgun is good for home defense
>Pistol is your chocie for CC
>Semi-auto rifle is good blah blah blah
>Make up stories of why
>Get steadily drunk, realize I'm holding the bottle of wine and haven't let it go
>He's also quite buzzed
>Fall alseep in parking lot
>Come in for breakfast next morning
>"Anon, where've you been?"
>Went for morning walk
>Ah, Uncle Anon and his boyo have gone in to town
>Never saw them come back
>Turns out they spent the holiday fund on a few guns, 2500-3000
>Aunt is pissed, wife is pissed
>Somehow my fault
>Find $50 in my shirt pocket, consider the weekend a win,
>Buy ammo on the way home
>wife still hasn't spoen to me
>Double win
>>29831878
>Talk to family about getting into airsoft
>"Y-Y-You wouldn't buy a real gun, w-would you anon?" -My mom
>"You're a young white male who plays videogames and wears a lot of black. Don't push this any further." -My dad.
Part of me wants to see their faces when they find out I have not one but four, going on six guns.
>>29832684
>How boring of a person do you have to be that your entire immediate family assuming you're a murderous psychopath in a state where they can legally have your guns confiscated on a "gut feeling" is an issue?
Not very.
>>29832820
Are you me?
>>29832813
>>Aunt is pissed, wife is pissed
>>Somehow my fault
what?
>>29832820
your parents sound awful
OP, more than I'd like to say this has occurred to me.
>>29831878
I feel like the story about the anon whose mother panwed off his WASR is obligatory
>>29832033
Something similar happened to me recently. Life sucks doesn't it anon
>>29832865
post it pls
>>29832820
Honestly, if your dad is the kind of guy who can actually admit that he's wrong, you should call him out on that fucking stupid opinion. It's a dumb stererotype perpetuated by the stupid media.
...I may or may not have had a somewhat similar experience with my father.
>22
>raised and stuck in liberal side of family
>buy guns and build an AR anyway
>mom and dad flip shit
>after a lecture of how evil guns are
>mom on the side one day says to me
>"I'm actually glad you have those. Don't tell your dad anon. And be careful."
>"lol k" tfw
>>29831966
I don't get it
>>29832948
wheelbarrows only move when someone pushes them
he only goes to church when someone forces him to
>>29832958
thanks anon
>>29831878
Bitch, you better watch the road unless you enjoy seeing my balls smacking your nose.....
>>29832931
How does it feel to know your mother was fucking men on the side while being with your dad?
emphasis on 'men'.
>>29832984
None of my business honestly
Why? Your dad a pussy too? :^)
>>29832948
>>29832958
I didn't either and I still had to go.
>Come home from work to parents bitching about politics
>"Dad" complaining about Illinigger needing more unions
>Explain the reason I give music lessons and play bars is because norighttowork.jpg
Get a real job, Anon!
>Would, but can't because muh Communist unions and overabundance of niggers driving out businesses
Fuck you Anon you mouthy piece of shit our family survived on union niggery for 4 generations and look at me
>Learn some politics before you try and talk shit
>GitGud you lazy Communist nigger with no job
>Is actually true, getting schooled by a teenager kek
I'LL FUK'N KILL YOU ANON YOU FUK'N TWAT CMERE BOI
>Seasonal work is harvesting corn, grab homemade bubba rogue from behind door
STAY BACK WITH THAT! I'LL CALL DE POPO
>lelnoballsfatty.jpg
For about 15 years my life was like this every day around him and probably 2-3 times a month at family get togethers. Always over some limp-wristed ass wrangler lefty ideology. Glad I fucking left and I suggest everyone in a similar situation do the same.
>>29833078
>working class """people"""
>>29832068
I have always been astonished that women expect men to forget about their bros and disregard their bro's opinions, but that women should be able to prioritize their stupid fucking friends and keep them around while they try to force their men to ditch their bros. They want to be your only friend, but they don't want you to be their only friend. I guess it comes down to them just loving to control and manipulate shit.
Was always told to shut up about guns until I attended a gunsmith school.
Apparently in my family, you are only allowed to obsess about stuff you can turn into a job.
>>29833078
Fucking train wreck anonn
>>29831878
>thought Asian and White family was anti-gun
>find out the Asian family had ex-soldiers and somewhat pro-gunners
Bretty gud.
>>29833108
Mostly that's the case, right?
Play lots of computer games, you only get praised if your job is computer related. Gaming? Pro-gamer. Basketball or sports? Pro-sports.
>>29833147
There is praise, and there is being told politely to shut up.
>>29831878
I absolutely know how I feel. The only one who knows I have guns is my mom, and she made me promise not to keep ammo in my house. I told her I can't do that, I live in the country and need a loaded shotgun near the door incase some podunk nigger tries breaking in and stealing my shit. My grandma and grandpa would have a heart attack even though my grandma has a revolver, my aunt would burst out in tears (thus getting the attention while making me look bad infront of my family) and my sisters would shun me as they travel further into the tumblrsphere. I love them dearly, and it's almost a burden hiding my firearms from my family. I have more in common with my friends and coworkers than them, and have to put on a Bernie-loving facade every time there's a family gathering to seem like them. I know half of /k/ will tell me to nut up and tell them they can either love me or leave me, but sometimes it's just easier to hide these kinds of things until the right moment comes along. I wish I could open up to my ex-army dad, but I haven't spoken to him in about ten years, and am not even sure if he's still alive. Life is funny like that.
>>29831898
I'd take evangelical wasps over degenerate leftist jews any fucking day dude. What are you on
>>29833170
>wait till family happening
>tell Ma and Pop don't know where they went wrong
>Break it down why your mom, aunts and sisters are shittier
>Explain why their ideology is wrong and asked how they were indoctrinated
>Find out the sociological reasoning family isn't rational
>Use it as implication to guilt trip entire family at same time
>Explain why this is why they'll never deserve your love and why none of your sisters need babies
Then come back here with videos of libbies bawling in an incoherent rage about how muh guns are evil and how you're evil for loving guns more than them.
>>29832081
my fellow okiefag!
>>29833314
Hey there buddy. Where are you at? I'm north of Stilly here.
>>29831966
Wut? Pls explain
>>29833247
That's a good way to fuck up the family.
>>29833374
>implying these kinds of people need to spread their ideology
THY WILL BE DONE
>tfw yurop
>tfw most class mates are libshits
although my dad used to be in the army and is neutral about guns and one of my dormmates is a history nerd with an army fetish.
>>29831878
I don't know this feel.
>be me
>mostly fudd family
>then the whole gun scare happened
>whole family flipped out
>waited till the panick was over and approached them on building their own ARs and kits.
>mfw fast forward a few years, uncle, aunts and cousins stockpile a fuckton of 5.56, 9mm, and .45
>mfw all of them are seasonal hunters and train with their PCs
>mfw I started THIS
Got a couple since my cousin is a fucking retard and is always trying to stir up shit
>At family thanksgiving meal
>CCing my new CZ toy
>Get asked by uncle on what new funs he should get since he hasn't been around a gun since after Rodney King shitfest
>Giving him some ideas on what to own
>Dumbfuck cousin overhears us since she has managed to annoy everyone else
>Goes on a rant about how evil guns are
>Uncle ignores her
>Not fucking pleased
>Uncle asks what I usually CC
>Tell him I am trying out my new CC
>Dumbfuck cousin looks as if she has been told the pool is close
>Gets into shrieking tantrum
>Goes through the dictionary of what ever overused insults she has been taught
>"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BRING A GUN TO THE DINNER?!? WHAT THE FUCK"
>"Because I am a corrections officer, we are advised to carry at all times"
>Doesn't register in her head
>"You are not a cop"
>Uncle finally steps in
>"So anoness, what are you currently doing"
>"Oh well I am majoring in (Insert Garbage Major)"
>"So you are not working"
>"No"
>"Is your major even related to law enforcement"
>"No"
>Uncle relieves a sigh
>"Then shut the fuck up, your cousin deals with the rats of society and if his employers recommend him to carry at all times.....then there is a good reason for it"
>Cousin loses words
>Cousin proceeds to fuckoff
>Continue with thanksgiving with delicious food, catching up with family members, and stink eyes from the dumb cousin who would be a future Starbucks Employee"
>>29831878
Watch the road you blonde bag of bricks
>>29833411
watched that movie last night. loved it.
>>29831878
Liberal, as in more liberties good big government bad, liberal? What's the issue here?
>>29833438
10/10 movie m8
I watch it all the time
>>29833330
>>29832081
>>29833314
My niggas. Broken Arrow here.
>>29833434
Any more of this bitch getting served a dose of reality? I know that ain't the craziest one
>>29832820
>mfw I do all of that
My parents are fucking based desu
>>29831878
>tfw Dad is a totally fucking liberal about guns despite being ex-military
>tfw got into guns around 16 because Mom learns about Zombies
>tfw Mom called Dad dickless and said they should get a new marriage license showing she married a woman
>Dad reluctantly gets into guns and doesn't act like a faggot anymore about them
Based Mom who encourages my stranger hobbies. I do owe my Mom one for making sure I didn't turn out like a faggot.
>>29833538
Your mom is pretty fucking badass. Good thing you took after her.
>>29832850
Let me guess - you aren't married, right?
Then let me give you a piece of advice - when arguing with you female SO never expect from or use against her rational arguments, they will never work because woman in general don't think rationally.
Go with feelings, no matter how stupid they sound to you, if you make them emotionally in your favour you have won, if not you will lose.
>>29831878
my parents are Reagan era conservatives, heavily republican in views of all things but personal firearm ownership because waaaaaa scary black plastic that nobody needs
>>29833558
This shit right here. I wish more men realized this fact. Perhaps we could spare the world much suffering.
>>29833170
>made me promise not to keep ammo in my house.
do people do this?
it's your house you can do what you want
>>29833402
Greetings fellow yurofag
>>29833650
Where in yurop do you live?
>>29833483
>Any more of this bitch getting served a dose of reality? I know that ain't the craziest one
Yeah there is one
>Get off shift
>Head back home
>See cellphone has alot of texts from my sis as I plug it in my system
>Text back asking wtf is with the text bombs of "where the fuck are you" and etc
>Sis rants on how I didn't pick up sooner
>Inform her that I was at work
>She fills me in
>Dumb cousin got into a car wreck
>Dumb cousin got admitted into hospital x
>Family is at hospital x right now
>Fuck.jpg
>Head over there
>See family waiting at the waiting room
>Family that is their are split when it comes to emotion
>Half think shes dead
>Other half look as if they got to take a shit and are just waiting to see what dumb shit this problem child is in
>20 minutes later
>Doctor comes out to inform us
>Dumb cousin is fine
>Just has broken arm and a minor concussion
>Relief comes over with now a sense of something is coming
>Dumb cousin mother asks if we can see her
>Nope
>Asks why
>The cops say so
>Yep half of the family got it right
>Get asked by dumb cousin's mother if I can go in since I am still in uniform
>Get escorted by the doc
>Talk to one of the officers who is guarding
>Tell him who I am and what is the problem
>Dumb cousin truly fucked herself over
>Dumb cousin crashed into a unmarked patrol car
>Tell the cops thanks for informing me
>Go back
>Tell what the story is
>Dumb cousin mother is already phoning a lawyer
>Half of the family is not surprised
>Go home because I got better shit to do
The dumbass was later charged with reckless driving (Which was pleaded down to" because she managed to crash into a unmarked cruiser in the parking lot of a famous cop hangout. The cops also found hints of weed in her vech so another charge of possession was slapped on her.
>>29833678
Swedenistan
>>29833685
Dude holy fuck
>mfw sister got paraphernalia charge for less than a gram and a one hitter because stupid fuck parked where cops sit to trap drag racing on the highway out of town
No car wreck, but god damn why do people do this kind of stupid shit? It makes me sad for their kids.
I'm an Australian uni student who lives in a metropolitan city.
>>29831878
be yuropoor
grow up in pacifist family
aunt killed by a soldier going nuts
Yup, I know this feel.
still love guns though.
>>29832813
>his dim, but pleasant son
Better than clever but mean spirited, or clever and a whore.
Would that there were more dim but pleasant people in the world.
>>29833558
fucking this.
>wife is pissed, said I yelled at her 5 times that day
>ask when
>I don't remember, once in car on way to place, once at place, another on way home
>tell her that's 3, not 5
>why does that matter! 3 is too many!
>because it's not 5! you're embellishing and overeating
>remind her that we both yelled in car both times, because she was giving bad directions, and I was frustrated and we both already apologized to each other.
>ask when I yelled at the place
>she doesn't remember
>still mad because I yelled 5 times
>explain again, no, by your own admission 3, twice we already worked through, and one you can't even remember, so it's also doubtful to have happened
>now she's super pissed because logic and cognitive dissonance are a bad mix
and then she wonders why I just stay silent when she's mad...
>>29833434
Based uncle
My family is all conservatives, but not ultra conservative about me.
I've been told not to bring up guns, Trump, gay marriage or say the word nigger at family gatherings.
>move from bong to California
>buy 1911
>buy ar a few months later
>post pic on Facebook
>dad is unhappy
>friend jokingly offers to store it for me
>my dad thinks that's a great idea
>tell him why that's both dumb, and illegal
>tells me I'm worried I'll do something silly
>remind him that I already have a 1911
>ask him wtf, because he has air rifles, used to live in the forest and hunt small game and shit
>tells me he did lots of silly things when he was young, tells me he used to shoot an enfield in the ROTC, tells me my uncle competed in the army
>all new info to me
>ask him for tips, and he gives me some
going to get a Lee Enfield for next time he visits. just gonna hand it to him and say let's go shoot.
>from northern midwest, entire extended family is liberal
>only time guns are mention is when it's time to be disparaging in blaming them for violence
>fairly sure none of them has ever once handled a gun
>one day my aunt stops by, tell her she can pet my cat
>cat likes to hide from strangers under my bed
>aunt chases cat, gets on her knees and looks under the bed
>all of my rifles are stored there
>"hey... you found my collection of historical military surplus rifles..."
>aunt goes a little bug-eyed, never mentions it again
everyone around here is afraid of guns, it's awful
>>29833434
what a fucking legend uncle
>>29831966
>Marry into a half evangelical, half catholic Italian family.
>Be atheist.
>Still hiding my power level 8 years later.
>Fingered her in front of her Nonna, that's when I knew she was the one.
>>29832820
>I never ever ever want you to buy a gun anon, it would be so dangerous!
>Little does she know I already shoot competitively.
>>29833447
American Liberal, anon, I.e. left-wing/big-government. The meaning of liberal in the USA is different to classical liberalism.
>>29831878
> Sister or no, if you put that finger in my face again I'm going to break your arm. I am not your cuckolded husband. I do not have to take your shit. Now put your eyes back on the road and shut your fucking mouth.
>>29834022
>you're embellishing and overeating
The most american thing I've read on /k/, ever
>>29831878
>Be like OP
>Get in arguement with mother about gun ownership
>after going through all the reasons like hunting and the such, eventually say something along the lines of "people have the right to defend themselves"
>Mom starts crying
>>29831878
Can't say I do. Last family get together featured me, my dad, and an uncle from my mom's side discussing the merits of owning a machine gun, whether the M60 was better than the M-240B, and the merits of 9mm vs .45.
>>29834450
why she cry?
>>29834578
That's what most women do when they run out of arguments.
>>29832072
Sometimes we don't appreciate what we have until we lose it.
>>29832132
If you ignore it, it's not happening. I love that WASPy attitude
>>29832820
That's horrid. I can't imagine being raised by parents like that.
>>29832820
Sounds like your dad was joking.
But you're the one that talked to them face to face. So what do I know.
>>29834603
>>29834578
>>29834450
Oh god this.
Every time my mom cannot back her shit she just goes by these lines
>BACK IN 1998 YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR DISHES
>BUT WHAT IF I DIE
>*cries*
reason why arguing with your mom is a fucking stupid idea, just reply with "Yes" "No" and fuck off away from the issue asap.
>>29832820
Is this perhaps your father?
>>29832684
Kind of this. I occasionally talk about skeet and trap shooting with an uncle but don't really talk about it otherwise because no one cares everyone has a shotgun and a pistol for HD and occasionally goes to the range but most see it as about mundane as asking how the car is. Much better to talk about how much we all hate nigger and spics. Feels god being a chink.
>>29833078
What the fuck did I just read?
>MFW any time I talk about guns with my family it ends up with everyone being angry and depressed because they live in Mexico.
>>29831878
>be raised by pacifist mother and semi-badass father
>mother is so out of her mind pacifist she believes self defense is evil
>mfw she says killing someone even in cases to save your own live from being murdered is evil
>rest of my family is based as fuck
>tfw my cousins and other relatives own like a dozen guns each
>all of them have carry permits
>Thanksgiving/Christmas/other holiday family gatherings, the dinner table is redpilled as fuck political discussion
>feels good, man
>tfw why couldn't my parents be as based as my aunt and uncle
>>29833170
>mfw the feels
>>29833434
I like your uncle
>>29834635
>>BACK IN 1998 YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR DISHES
>>BUT WHAT IF I DIE
>>*cries*
so fucking true
>>29834036
I say the nigger all the time. Last weekend when I said it in front of my mother she told me she doesn't like that word. She knows I'm right though because my parents live in a shit hole city that is overrun by niggers and spics.
Both my parents are pro gun as fuck though, and even my socially liberal relatives have appreciated me having guns at times.
>>29831878
i live in kommiefornia i feel
>>29834060
>>hey... you found my collection of historical military surplus rifles...
You should have said "And I must kill you now"
>dad loves hunting and supports the 2nd Amendment but isn't into ARs/AKs/etc. (possible crypto-fudd)
>mom doesn't care about guns but is ok with them being around because my dad is an excellent shot and was in the Chair Force
>my uncle, my mom's brother, is also into guns but was never in the military. works some plant job and never had kids so he's got plenty of more spending cash
>fucks around with my dad, buys a gun whenever my dad mentions something he's interested in getting
>dad notices this and deliberately talks about a shitty shotgun from Winchester to see if he'll take the bait
>uncle does and buys it. dad asks to go shooting with him to see if he fucks up
>shotgun blows apart in his arms when he fires it the first time, a miracle he only got a cut on his cheek. dad wasn't expecting it to blow up in his hands but he was amused either way, although he didn't show it.
Not sure if my uncle caught the hint but he never bought another gun my dad recommended. Which might explain all the shitty guns like his Lorcin pistols while my dad owns Sigs.
>>29834612
Everyone's aware of it.
>>29832820
>fucking white male
>>29833170
>I have more in common with my friends and coworkers than them, and have to put on a Bernie-loving facade every time there's a family gathering to seem like them.
The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Remember that, Anon.
>>29831878
No one listens to the "gun nut" when you are British and surrounded by people who think guns have magic powers.
>dad is a fudd/tactical ex-navy hybrid. Owns everything from bambi wranglers to chalkboard dusters
>mom isn't anti-gun, just pro 1v1. Used to study judo and boxing when she was younger. Owns a snubby .38 for a purse gun
>whole family celebrated gun owners
>except uncle.
>super christian, wife owns his balls
>his kids are tatted up retards
>works his ass off to support his spoiled family and his wife's leeching relatives
>can't afford gun
>every thanksgiving I take him shooting
>cries everytime because his wife won't let him save for a gun for the house
Guess who's giving him his old glock for christmas?
>>29833685
anymore stories anon
>>29833558
>>29833607
Fuck if this isn't so true. The last 3 arguments I've had with my gf, I've tried to get to the root of the problem and each time her response is "its how I feel anon, and you can't change it".
>but my facts, and logical argument
Nope fuck that, she has an opinion and doesn't even know why. I'll never understand this.
>>29835410
Damn I'd love to see his wife reaction when you'll give him the gun
>>29834060
>>from northern midwest, entire extended family is liberal
I know that feel man majority of my moms side of the family are fucking white dindus that are fat and say and I quote don't fat shame me. like why all you do is sit on your ass all day bitch at your 5 year old and smoke weed and collect wellfare fuck off
>>29835410
Based nephew
"Praise the murder cube uncle"
>>29835410
How long before she make him sell it?
>>29833170
>Bernie-loving facade
Christ this shit, at least I can get away with shitting on Hillary. But Bernie seems to be some sort of sacred cow. A naive and economically illiterate cow.
>>29835485
Nah, she'll sell it herself and spend the money on some self righteous bullshit so you look bad if you complain.
>>29831878
>Anyone else know this feel?
Nah. My whole family likes guns. The only people even close to family who don't feel comfortable around them are my sister's in-laws. Once, my mom went half in on USP .45 for Christmas. She insisted on wrapping it up and putting it under the tree.
It was fun to watch the look on those in-laws' faces when I unboxed a super scary baby killer right in front of them.
>>29831878
Shut up mom, I don't care. AMERICA!
I have a cousin that lives in New Jersey that wanted to buy one of my low-value single-shots to display above a Confederate flag she has on the wall of her den. It's not my family being anti-gun, it's to what degree they like guns.
>>29831878
Yes in massachuttes now fuck off punter cunt.
>>29832820
That sucks man, family is pretty good for guns, hell they are good with my Heer kit.
>>29832033
Here's a virtual hug anon.
Yup.
>no you can't have a gun in the house
>YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A PART OF A GUN STOP TRIGGERING ME
I love my mother dearly but she is an irrational moron on this one issue, and moving out would be a poor use of money considering we live near my college and my workplace at the moment. Might as well be responsible.
Anyway I bought a glock 19 because I'll be damned if her paranoia is a barrier to my freedom. We probably don't need it for home defense because of based doggo though.
>>29833909
You have my sympathies, anon
>>29833102
These are the people reds say will lead the revolution.
>>29832820
Man they really trust you if they think that you'd go on a shooting if you bought a gun.
I can half relate to some of these stories. Here's my story:
>be me two years ago
>18 years old
>my mom was anti gun thinking that the devil could possess a gun at any time and cause it to shoot, Dad was somewhat of a fudd.
>"back in Mexico when I was your age I used to hunt rabbits with a flintlock".
>fast-forward to the day after 18th birthday.
>been eyeing a mosin m38
>go in to buy it
>when I get there I spot a mauser in pristine condition
>Yugo m48.
>Always wanted a mauser since age 12 when I saw a Yugo capture k98 at big 5
>asshole clerk didn't let me handle it.
>buy mauser and return with my family a few days later to pick it up.
>when they saw it my dads reaction was of confusion, my mom was disgusted and my family hated it.
>dad: how come you didn't buy one of those rifles with a bipod?
>I don't like that rifle said my mom.
>fast forward a year later, have 4 rifles.
>dad: "so anon when will you give me that mauser?"
>fuck off dad.
>thinking about buying him a bolt action and mounting a bipod because that's all he fucking wants. Mfw. Yes I realize I look like a sperg but I've changed dramatically.
>>29835619
It's ok anon we all look like spergs at young age
>>29835638
Thank you anon. What's your story?
>>29835619
you look like a normal happy 20yo bruh. stay in shape and youll slay pussy.
>>29832012
thank you, state-run social media.
>>29834450
Lel, My mom and dad immigrated from china, not even the police has guns. When I told her I would buy a rifle she wholeheartedly supported me.
I just have a liberal sister who discovered tumblr immediately after she graduated from highschool.
>"anon you don't need a gun! nobody who follows the law is gonna hurt you!"
>my gun is for people who don't follow that law and want to do me harm.
>"that's fucking stupid, it shouldn't be a right to have one anyways"
>well you don't need the 4th amendment because no officer is going to conduct an illegal search on you, since his job is to enforce the law not break it.
>she then just leaves the room.
She used to be a tomboy, then she discovered the internet and became a cunt.
>>29835716
Reign her in before she goes full retard.
>>29835729
She's already put on weight, it's too late.
>>29835716
Get her a cat, let her know that whenever she mourns the fact she'll never have children (because she never found a man to complete her), she can get another cat. Finally, when she dies alone, she won't stink up her house, because her "children" will devour the corpse before it gets too bad.
>>29835779
My condolences.
>>29835779
Take her shooting, my sister was luke warm but after an afternoon clay shooting she got more and more into guns, joined her college skeet and trap team, dropped the dosh on a Citori and fucking kills me every damn time we compete (though to be fair I'm kind of shit at it anyway)
>>29831878
Nah, my dad's entire family is military.
My girlfriend, however, knew people at Sandy Hooke, so...
>be me
>getting mauser
>"why are you even getting a gun, anon?"
It's just a mauser though, and i told her it was to go shooting with my dad
>>29835833
She knew the kids that didn't get killed in a false flag operation?
>>29835840
Wot
All these keks, I can't handle it.
>>29832072
College most definitely be a time when you develop a more realistic view.
Nigger I went to school in London. I never loved guns more than over there where it caused maximum butthurt
>>29835840
28 people died, anon
>>29835716
>>29835824
shoot her*
>>29835864
Well because you're a part of a minority that likes disruption and non-conformity.
Everyone else want's so desperately to fit in, and will follow whatever political agenda to do so/.
>>29835840
> go on /k/
> have objective first-hand evidence of tragedy
> "no you don't....that never happened"
>>29833558
>getting married
C U C K
U
C
K
Pop is pro-gun, prepper as fuck.
He has had me and my little brother shooting since we were 4-5 years old.
TFW one day, brother and I will inherit his arsenal of 30+ funs plus thousands of various rounds.
Any time I talk to him on the phone, if I mention anything tangentially related to guns, instant 30 minute conversation on whatever tickles our fancy that day.
Half of my own guns are gifts from the old man.
I love you, you crazy old fuck.
>>29831878
>tfw dad loves funs ;got me my first handgun at 8, and let me pick it out.
>we buy each other guns for birthdays and christmas.
>my mother wants a gun too, but can't own one, because she's a felon.
>feelsgoodman
>>29833538
That is actually funny, based mom
>>29831878
Yes.
>only have nugget
>I know I'm a poorfag, pls no bully
>about to purchase 9E
>libtard parents get pissy and say I can only have it if it was disassembled and the pieces around the house
>fuck that.jpg
>buy ps4 instead
The part that really bothered me wasn't even the gun part, it was that they didn't trust me. At all.
What's worse is my family that brings up guns in mixed company then asks me to show their extremely uncomfortable guests my CC. It's literally the "and this is my son's room" of my life.
>>29835970
they don't not trust you, they're just too stupid to know that the gun, by itself, cannot cause harm to anyone.
>>29835928
Man, never let a gun store know that your mom is a felon. I know it seems like common sense, but you can never be to sure with /k/. That clerk would shut your ass down so quick you'll get garand thumb. What felony does she have?
>>29835907
It's not that I hate preppers, it's that my mom tries to be one but isn't actually prepped for anything more likely than the power being out for a while. She got shitty when I bought a gun a few year back because I had it loaded in the house and I asked her how she was supposed to shoot someone breaking in in the middle of the night (which doesn't really happen here specifically) with an unloaded shotgun where the shells are in a different room.
Less about why I drink in the morning and more about my completely unaskedfor issue with preppers in general is that they can be so fucking detached from reality. You can't talk about cc with most of them. It doesn't really register with them because it doesn't have that masturbatory perseveration of a thing that will never actually happen versus a thing that is much more likely and much more likely to end poorly if you fuck up a very simple procedure. The idea that you have a 28 inch waist and double stacks stick out of your shirt doesn't concern them in the least.
>>29832095
>lest I catch the gay
>>29836035
Crazies gonna crazy, anon.
My dad also CC's just about everywhere he goes. While he is prepper as fuck, he is rational about it. Maybe being rational excludes him from explicitly being a prepper.
He has always taught me to know some basic woods survival, and to keep a bug-out bag.
He and I are of the mind that these things will probably not happen, but it's easy enough to acquire and maintain these skills and supply, they are useful for things not related to shit hitting the fan, and our guns are just cool as fuck, even when they aren't being used for defense.
Perhaps "prepper" wasn't the right word, although he is "prepared" in case he needs to be.
>>29834603
this. also "why are you arguing with me, I'm upset, you should be comforting me, not refuting my point"
>mom is super anti-gun
>ask her what an "assault rifle" is
>"it's an automatic or semi-automatic rifle that holds lots of bullets"
>say it's not, tell her what semi auto is
>"well I think all guns should be banned anyways "
>mfw
>>29835970
Be a man.
>>29835980
Be a man.
>>29836143
Be a man.
>>29836175
Agree with this anon
>>29835833
>my girlfriend how ever knew people at sandy hooke
>having lunch with friends
>>people who own guns and shoot are just training to murder people
>what? you are aware that we (wife and I) own and shoot right? are you saying you believe we're going to murder people?
>>well I uh, no one needs an assault rifle!
>assault rifle is a buzzword to make rifles seem more scary
>>no they're semi automatic high powered weapons!
>semi automatic means one rounds per trigger pull. they use that term to confuse people and make it seem like they can fire full auto. nearly all guns since the 1900s are semi auto.
>well uh...
>subject gets changed.
HER DAD HAS A C&R, IS A VIETNAM VET, AND HAS A HUGE COLLECTION. WHAT THE FUCK.
also she likes all my shooting related pictures on Facebook.
fucking women.
>>29833479
Norman nigga here
>>29836203
She used to live in Monroe, CT, which is just a couple miles away
>>29836175
Be a man.
>>29836310
And how does that mean you have first hand experience?
she's an anti who lies - surprise, suprise
>>29836012
When I was young she was a drug addict. She got caught with a small amount of meth, but she's in the process of getting it lowered to misdemeanor.
>>29835686
He looks like H. John Benjamin.
>>29836417
The important question is... does he sound like him?
>>29836441
No. No he...does not.
Weirdly I'm the only one in my family that's stayed left leaning. I grew up in a pretty moderate household and most of my extended family were basically Eisenhower conservatives.
In the last few years they've all pretty much gone full Ted Cruz Tea Party or Rand Paul Lolbertarian while I've been going more left.
I'm still for guns and gun ownership, even though I'm in favor of gun licences similar to how we treat driver's licenses now. (not taking away guns, and background checks in their current state are a waste of time and money, but I do think you should have to pass a basic safety, knowledge, and handling course taught by somebody who knows what the fuck they're talking about before your dumb ass gets a gun.)
Pretty much everybody I'm related to is basically on the verge of going full survivalist living in a compound and stockpiling shit though. I stopped talking politics with them because it's like arguing with a (slightly) less racist /pol/ at this point.
>>29836392
>>29836485
SHALL
>>29835840
This is true though
>>29836561
Yeah I know SHALL etc but honestly if you can't get your shit together enough to pass even a basic safety course you really have no business owning a gun.
Those are the same morons that shoot themselves taking selfies(plenty of examples in the news) or blow holes in their walls and shoot their neighbor(happened 3 doors down from me growing up. guy claimed he was "cleaning" his rifle and it just "went off") or nearly shoot me when I'm out hunting (that's happened twice).
I'm ok with that restriction if it means somebody gets educated in firearms and safety by a trained instructor instead of their drunk uncle.
>>29831878
My mom is generally okay with me owning guns, she thinks it's stupid of me for owning 5 at 21, as she feels I'm spending too much, which I can understand, but she likes shooting and knows I enjoy it, and isn't afraid of guns. Doesn't think full auto should be allowed for civilians, but doesn't like the nfa, so mixed win there.
My dad used to take me shooting with him when I was a kid, but stopped when life got too busy. Isn't against guns, but a bit fudd like from his relatively poor, hunting for meat or nothing, childhood. Overall okay but annoying on gun control, believing in more background checks, etc.
Great uncle, like a nerdy k. Kinda an agoraphobe, but has an amazing collection of antique firearms, loves cars and remote controlled Shit, convinced me to apply for my ccl.
>>29835619
I'd hang out with you any time bro. Nice M38.
>>29836561
NOT
>>29836672
PASS
>>29836561
>>29836672
>>29836681
>>29835779
But has she put on the thick glasses and started using words like "problematic" yet?
>>29836700
where2cop that shirt?
>>29836624
If you think you have the right to dictate who should own guns, then you should probably just kill yourself. Go back to rebbit.
>>29836775
>posted by somebody that couldn't pass a firearms safety course
>>29833538
Your mom is fucking hardcore.
I don't mean your dad is hardcore
You know what I mean.
>>29831878
My parents are liberal as fuck, so I've had that conversation a lot. The funny bit is that my family always used to ask me anyway, because when I was growing up, a lot of the younger folks were trying to get into firearms. When I turned 18, I bought my first AR-pattern rifle and promptly moved out.
Now that I'm 25, they're getting a lot better. My mother recently apologized for being a shitty parent, and my stepfather has sort of realized that I give half a shit about him after he had a stroke and I quit my job so I could live-in and care for them.
People are shit, anon. Parents, especially, feel as though they're entitled to your life because they took care of you as a child. Regardless of that, blood is thicker then cosmoline, and they're the only parents that you've got.
>>29831878
>Anyone else know this feel?
Not really. My dad and all of my uncles on his side of the family are from Montana and we all talk about guns when we get together.
My mom is a closet-liberal and hates guns because she's a teacher who is influenced by her colleagues, but she pretends not to be.
>>29831878
the only thing we're going to be talking about is my dick in your mouth bitch.
>>29833170
They are right young buckaroo, no one should be able to keep a loaded rifle in their own domicile. Outlandish thought, from foolish "re-NIG-gays"
>>29831878
>mom owns more guns than I do and vacuum seals ammo
>dad just has a handgun
>go shooting with my brother in law at least once a month
>dad got my sister a glock for Christmas
Feels good man.
>>29836779
He's right you know? Your idea is flawless in theory but it creates injustices when applied to reality, so it's flawed.
Know this feel very well
>>29836175
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE
MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOON
>>29836175
>>29835882
Another college anon checking in here.
I wouldn't say that's true in the slightest. You just have to be a total jackass to try to sway a whole 200 person lecture hall when the subject matter is decidedly not what you believe in. Just shut up, take notes through it, regurgitate all the same material to a good GPA and get the fuck out of there. That's all.
I have a fuckton of conservative friends here at school and the amount of work I put in trying to get where I want to be has definitely given me a more realistic worldview.
When it comes to people wanting to fit in though... Yeah they're here. Who cares, fuck em.
>libertarian family
>liberal sis
>always starts conversations with "I read on buzzfeed"
>she thinks the military should be dissolved and the US people should be disarmed because "muh world peace"
>outright says we shouldnt have the 1st ammendment
This shit makes me angry
I only have good stories
>meet cousin's boyfriend for first time
>not sure what to make of him
>she says he's a hunter
>I mention I have my CCW
>he says he has one, too
>we talk about guns for an hour
>my dad happens to walk in, somehow gets to saying how dumb I am to not have a separate storage place for my ammo away from my guns
>Boyfriend says "Who are you, or anyone else, to tell him how to store his guns and ammo as long as there are no kids around?"
>mental brofist
>I tell her to marry him already
>>29835567
by "lead" they mean, these are the ones that we are going to use as bullet sponges on the front lines to forcefully implement our genocide machi... i mean utopia
>>29836962
I fail to see how requiring a potential gun owner to demonstrate basic safety knowledge and firearm handling skills before they purchase a weapon can create "injustice".
>>29837050
Tell him to marry you instead
>>29836779
>because people should need to pay money to exercise their constitutional rights
>what is the poll tax?
>because an hour long safety class consisting of being told common sense things, like make sure your weapon isn't pointed at people, and check to make sure your gun is unloaded before you act retarded is somehow valuable
>>29837152
Because you cannot create absolute criterias that apply to everyone. Unless you have absolute knowledge
>>29832820
>wanted to go play with a group of dudes into airsoft when I was about 16-17 in highschool
>can't drive yet so dad says he'll drive out there with us
>we pull up in a mercedes benz e55 on a dirt road to a bunch of basically just redneck-isk peeps
>they're all chill as hell, dad gets along great with them
>at one point while we're shooting in the forest my dad pops up with my spare rifle and starts playing
Was fun as fuck. Just wish it wasn't 3 hours away. Had to leave at 6am just to get there at ~9 only to play until about 1pm.
>>29837185
>THERE IS NO WAY A PERSON CAN EXPLAIN OR SHOW THE 4 TENENTS OF GUN SAFETY!
Then there's no way they can fill out a fucking legal form for the background check.
Guess your slick shit is just shit, Slick.
>>29837175
>common sense things
>make sure your weapon isn't pointed at people
>and check to make sure your gun is unloaded before you act retarded
>implying there aren't a bunch of dumb motherfuckers that can't even figure this simple shit out
>>29837233
Ok, you're dumb. Let me take an exemple : the driving licence. They are a lot of people that are refused a D.L. because the examinator was angry or because his mother's died, but still some dumbfucks are able to drive cars.
>>29837291
>ur dumb! People still drive cars without licenses!
I don't think you are in a position to call other people "dumb"
>>29832081
Is breddy gud
>>29837291
>They are a lot of people that are refused a D.L. because the examinator was angry or because his mother's died
>[citation needed]
My driving test was "Drive out of DMV parking lot, drive around the block, here's your license"
By the way I think the DL test needs to be more rigorous as well. I just had to teach my cousin who's 28, has had his DL since 16, and has lived in a city his entire life how to parallel fucking park. That shit's a joke.
>>29832984
desu if my dad was that much of a pussy i'd be glad my mom's getting some on the side
>>29837320
No faggot, peoples get license while the souldn't.
>Ur dumb
>>29832095
>lest I catch the gay.
He says as he rewatches Boku no Pico.
>>29837343
Never had a driving exam in the U.S., so i can't tell. It was just an example
>>29834635
God damn this is frustrating
>BUT WHAT IF I DIE
AGTSRHDJHYRTSGTJESRMYHG
>>29837365
>peoples get license while the souldn't
What's your point, dumbass?
>army buddy (i'm out now) calls me for my birthday
>issue devolves to politics
>he says he is going to vote for bernie
still in shock to this day that someone from the military would do this. He was kind of a pussy though, when he was an E-5 he got in the front leaning rest and let another sergeant smoke him (same rank).
>>29833131
Almost every single asian i've met has been based as hell. Their parents, the ones who actually migrated here, typically came from shitholes like China or Vietnam and know what it's like to dodge bullets and escape from tyranny. They get to America, realize how fucking amazing it is to be able to do what you want and own what you want, and pass on those lessons so their kids.
>>29837368
>Boku no Fountain.gif
Kek
>>29837320
>dat fucking neck
Be advised.
>>29834022
>You're embellishing and overeating
>overeating
My sides
>>29834089
Hot, more details.
>>29837392
>Military member wanting to vote for the only candidate that won't send them to get their member blown off in Iran.
I mean is that really surprising?
>>29837390
Ok, last time I reply to your fucking dumb face. My point is that an exam/course system is flawed (unless you have abolute criterias) because some people pass it while they shouldn't (according to the will of the creator of the exam) and some doesn't while they should. Fuck off
>>29836813
>>blood is thicker then cosmoline
I love this and it is true
>>29833078
>4 generations of union membership
>can't even get son a job
How much of a slug do you have to be to not be able to get your kid a job after four generations of membership. Your father must be the least favorite man in the union.
>>29837438
>Socialist leader
powerful military
>NOT going to war just for the fuck of it
He's apparently horrible at history
>>29833104
This is why lesbians file for divorce at a 3x higher rate than gays.
>>29837480
He's the guy everyone hated. So much so that after I left he let the business I help him create die off because he was too fucking lazy to do his own work. Every place they hired him when he got to a shop foreman level they shitcanned him for not doing his job and letting fuckups happen and people get hurt.
Now that I don't have to pay the way for a 55 year old man child lots more money for funs and hardly any stress.
>>29837438
desu to me being in the military meant a lot more about protecting and defending the Consitution than trying to not get deployed I guess
>>29837601
I don't consider playing regime change in the middle east to be "defending the constitution" which is why I joined the Coast Guard and pointed machine guns at drug runners instead.
>be 12
>inna D.C. Holocaust museum with parents
>get to one of the obligatory gigantic wall pics of a mass grave
>parents look
>look at pic
>"Anon you keep asking why we don't like guns or violence. Well guns made the Holocaust happen."
>imliterally12andwtfujustsay.wav
>tell them WW2 was won with guns, violence, and bombing campaigns
>"Without guns, it never would have happened."
At least we went to the espionage museum after, shit was cash.
>be age at which fighting at school happened
>get bullied because that's what happens
>"Anon we don't want you fighting back because violence is wrong."
>just run away
>just tell a teacher
>this leads to untold numbers of arguments about how blatantly retarded that policy is
>always ends with "but we're the adults so your opinion is discarded" line
>turn 21
>this means I can get my FOID
>apply
>wait 3 weeks
>get accepted
>come home from work/school one day
>parents quiet
>at dinner, an envelope from the Illinois State Police is slapped on the table
>"Anon why do you want a gun license, we've told you how evil guns are."
>Explain that I'd like to get into target shooting
>"Well we destroyed the ID and we forbid you from getting a replacement"
>areyoufuckingshittingme.png
>nearly get thrown out of the house when I buy an axe for a Halloween costume because axes are weapons
>"Get that out of my house, you're going to hurt me with that weapon!" -Dad
Soon I will be an Indiana resident and I will literally never speak to them again.
>>29837659
fuck them
nobody needs parents that stupid
>>29837659
your dad sounds like a gigantic pussy
>>29831966
lmao
>>29834635
Batman is such a hypocrite.
>>29837659
MO guy here, I have gone to gun shows in IL and the look on people's faces just always gets me. It looks like they are in pain with all the guns marked up by 300 and are in crappy shape. Then I get to touch their guns without a FOID. They get analy frustrated. But the moment is ruined since I feel so sorry for them.
>>29837659
>we forbid you from getting a replacement
How is it possible?
>>29837233
>4 tenants
Not just that, but having somebody show you what to do in the event of FTF, FTE, slamfire, or the numerous other things that can go wrong when you're shooting guns so that you don't act like a moron and possibly kill somebody.
Bought a pistol
>dad calls me ask what im up to
>"i bought a pistol to teach my self how to shoot a pistol"
>>"who do you plan on kiling."
>>"do you need help"
>>"where are you at ill come get you"
>>"you should sell it for a shotgun"
muh dads a fudd.
I was talking to my friend about guns
>she says she against guns and wants them banned.
>why?
>>because they are used to kill people
>well i disagree, can you give me a specific reason
>>crazy people can get ahold of them.
>well that is more of a statement on American health system.
>i then explain how America stopped taking care of mentally unsound in the 70s.
>>she says it doesn't matter that here dad held a gun to her head when she was little
>that is an issue with your father not the average American gun owner.
>i gave her an essay i wrote on gun control.
>she skims it and hands it back and changes the subject.
