So far I have a
Glock 22
Right sr9c
Cz82
Fnh.308 FaL(metric)
Wasr 10
Want an edc
Stuck between some type of revolver and a glock 19
What does /k/ think?
>>29820403
Rug are sr9c*^
Auto correct
>>29820403
Glock 19 or S&W Shield if you're a bitch and can't conceal a double-stack
>>29820403
I am not even remotely okay with this
jesus
>>29820403
I can smell it through my monitor
>>29820403
Please tw your posts anon
>>29820403
I think you should delete the literal shitpost and start over.
>>29820403
>post image more interesting than the topic
dun goofed OP
>>29820403
Good job OP.
you derailed your own thread with a pic
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>>29820403
I don't know what's shittier
Your gun collection sans the fal or that pic
>>29820403
literal shitposting
>>29820403
explain in terms that wont give me nightmares i quickly looked away
>>29820403
You have an FAL my friend, what more do you need?
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>>29820403
That looks like a lot of shit. Like, how could all that come out of one kid?
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>>29820958
New phone only a few hours old not many pics ...
>>29820699
Went for function now that I have much more money I'm focused on quality
Started my collection at 19 ...25 now
>>29820991
You would be amazed at how much shit one small child can produce. A catastrophic failure of the containment feature means it's oozing out all cuffs and around the neck of a snowsuit simultaneously.
Of course, being marinated in shit puts the kid into a deep coma for self preservation reasons. This means you have to pick the little bugger up and carry him to decon.
>>29820403
Real talk, is there supposed to be that much shit, and is it supposed to be that soft? Is that brat sick?
>>29821135
Sounds like you have a lot of experience.
Are you a teacher, parent, or pediatric nurse?
>>29821156
Almost certainly.
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>>29821135
You guys are assholes
>>29821170
Parent.
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>>29821193
No, really. The only time I've seen toddlers shit with such zealous abandon is when they were so sick they had no idea what was happening. Like, fever of 105'F broiling over.
This little brat is probably unaware or just can't care when the picture was taken. And I have no envy for the soul who has to clean that because they will almost certainly become ill as well. Children are a vector, a small WMD.
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>>29821280
It's those moments that makes me thankful I'm a sterile piece of degenerate shit
>>29820403
Nursing student, all I saw was someone needing a basin of hot soapy water, 2 face clothes, 1 towel, 2 gloves and a new diaper oh and clothes.
Then I loled cause a kid shit himself.
Poor kid looks like he shit and puked at the same time. Either the shit made him like or the like heaves made him shit.
>>29821156
It's not an abnormal amount of shit, the kid might be feeling a little under the weather. Might have had something new for dinner last night, or it could be a stomach bug.
Kids start off with a pretty basic immune system. Every cold or bug they get makes their immunities level up. This is why you're not catastrophically crapping yourself by the time you get to high school.
>>29821280
Between the kid apparently being KO'd to the point he doesn't even care a tidal wave of liquid shit is flooding over his pamper that's practically past his lower back, I could only assume he is fucked up something nasty
>>29821357
It's pretty common. Working EMS in a 1st responder setting or hospital environment will net you about 20 of these experiences in a week or so. I'm willing to bet the kid has a fever and is just going through the experience of having a bowel that would rather just shuffle along the responsibility of working to the next twist in the system. I call it "feeling the Bern".
>>29821403
>hospital environment will net you about 20 of these experiences in a week or so
He speaks the truth, the 20 can be from 20 people or just 1 in a 4 hour stint. Best cig ever after cleaning that up.
>>29821442
>Room 8 had another bowel movement.
"Stop feeding her. She's shit 5 times in as many minutes."
>>29821403
It's settled. You must create a Dr. Patrick tripcode
>>29821459
I don't know how to and frankly I don't want to be a tripfag. If anyone else wants to pretend to give medical advice or share medical stories also utilizing Dr.Patrick, I encourage it.
Or Zoidberg. Why not zoidberg?
>>29820403
Reminds me of a bad fever nightmare I had when I was young where I woke up covered in hot liquid shit.
This little fucker should be home with his mom, easing on popcicles and ibuprofen.
>>29821456
>Stop feeding her
Thats how mine happened, dude was NPO and on C. diff precautions. Someone gave him lunch on accident and all hell broke loose. All over the floor the bed, walls and the commode. And house keeping was at lunch so I ended up walking out of there with 2 huge bio bags.
>>29821516
House keeping at my facility outright -refused- to clean bodily fluids. The techs and EMT's would have to handle that and then houskeeping would "sanitize" the rooms.
C. Diff is no joke. I remember being just stunned at how the poop looked (the first time I saw it). Lime green. It looked like lime green jello. And it always smells the same no matter who it's passing through.
But yea. NPO on C.Diff or get the HAZMAT MOPP IV kits.
>>29820567
shut the fuck up tripfag, idk why I haven't started filtering your posts yet
>>29820403
This is why I don't have children.
>>29820403
I pity anyone that was in the room with that child.....That can't be a real amount of poo, that has to be like some melted chocolate and oatmeal for fake poo.
>>29821684
it's very likely some sort of bowel infection
>>29820403
This reminds me of when I had a terrible case of food poisoning
>sweating, puking, shitting like crazy
>was a point when I started hallucinating
>as in actual visual hallucinations
>during an episode of projectile liquid diarrhea I saw the face of Jesus Christ in front of me
>he was looking right at me in my own bathroom
>this brought on a whole new meaning to "holy shit"
>>29820403
That's a lot, but it's nothing inhuman. Consider that it's squashed up by his diaper and the chair he presumably just sat down in. It looks like more than it is because it got spread out.
He probably just has diarrhea from something he ate.
>>29820403
putting indians to shame
>>29820403
>Fnh.308 FaL(metric)
FN only ever made metrics
And I doubt you have one
>>29822222
ch-ch-ch-ch-checked
>>29821090
Why was that the first thing you wanted on your phone
>>29822222
Yes
But most fnh FAL
Are mutts
Part FNH and part kit gun dipshit
So what the fuck was the picture
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