How does this make you feel /k/?
It's one of the funniest things I've seen recently but it's been posted too much now
Being ambi is a good skill to have.
What movie?
>>29803995
Downloading that movie now.
Hope its fucking epic.
you're laughing at the lack of cheek weld and shouldering right? because using your rifle ambidextrously doesn't seem that stupid
>>29803995
This picture made me automatically think of that old gorilla warfare copypasta.
>>29804002
I'm sorry.
>>29804034
Sniper: Special Ops
>>29804036
It's the worst movie I've ever seen.
I'm pretty sure the total budget was <50k$.
Is that Steven Seagal?
>>29804105
Can't you tell?
Why is Steven Seagal so fat?
>>29804126
He just snatched his mother fucker birthday.
>>29804168
He refuses to lose weight, that's how.
If this thread is posted again, I will snatch every motherfucking birthday I come across.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
The only way for Steven Segal to redeem himself is to btfo Putin next time they have a date together.
>>29804195
Damn. Now I want this webm >>29804189 with Putin fading into nothing.
>>29804085
>>29804126
My god he is so out of shape. His gut slows him down.
>>29804168
Weight is non issue.
>>29804210
Implying anyone can slow him down
He has Native American/Italian/Japanese/Russian/jazzman blood flowing through his veins.
>>29804221
The editing hurts
>>29803995
>>29804085
>>29804126
>>29804221
He looks like he can barely move under his own bulk. Even when fighting with a sword he just stands still, while stuntmen flip around him.
>>29804243
Does it?
>>29804265
Ugh.
>>29804265
>all those jump cuts
>>29804265
Please never again
He has been fat since like 2006, and now he is actually old too
He doesn't even fucking shoulder his rifle
>>29804230
>this whole thread
what in the fuck
>>29804338
He has pretty much always been fat. Even during his prime he was chunky, he was just able to cover it up better because he bulked up with some muscle too and played the "big guy" look.
>inb4 4 u
>>29804392
Primary consultant to Putin
>>29804342
Lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXaOGnDRf1A
>>29804230
I thought it couldn't get anymore pathetic after the fading Jap, and now this. That man is a fucking clown, and it's not from a movie.
Fucking saved bro, fucking saved
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gXaOGnDRf1A
>>29804221
>Been doing martial arts for like 45 years.
>>29804397
Also, the samurai-style hair surgery/implants he had done make him look painfully comical now, even more than before.
Wait, so how many ancestries does he claim to have now?
>>29804221 >only guy with a pistol decides to close the distance on a man armed with a sword
genius
>>29804477
All of them. Steven Seagal is every ancestries, he's been studying Geneology for like 67 years.
>>29805023
When looking at the thumbnail, I honestly thought he had a Snickers bar in his left hand.
>>29804022
I'd imagine it's great to learn on your own. When you're a lefty raised around old school catholics it's not so fun. Has come in handy though.
>>29803995
Is that Larry Vickers?
>>29804243
You haven't seen anything yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPZ936W4Cw
>>29804265
holy fucking shit
this looks like a scene straight out of kung pow
>>29804265
It was believable until about 7 seconds in. That HAS to be a parody.
>>29805901
That's an insult to Larry Snickers.
>>29806245
I dunno anon, I think Steven Seagal's multiethnic ego is smaller than the man who was permanently fattened by a helicopter crash.
>>29806499
But the experimental military vaccines made his knees produce abnormal amounts of unburnable fat in his body. He is allowed to be fat because even if he eats rice cakes his knee injuries will still produce the fat.
>>29804428
Haha, he has been dancing for like 86 years.
