Obsidian rocks too dangerous for villagers. Only chief and his guards should have them.
#commonsenserockcontrol
i hate these fucking meme threads
sage
>>29803255
>cave drawing related
this was taken from me by chief guards when i tried cross river between tribe lands
they'll probably sell it back to their own tribe on rockbay or something,... ugg
>>29803255
Never forget Sandy Rock
#everytribeforrocksafety
>>29803270
Pls die
>>29803255
Berry Picker leave
>>29803315
laughingsaberthooth.jpg
>>29803255
I agree! My neighbor Hurk made a new assault spear by himself in his cave. First of all, why do you need an assault spear? It's only purpose is to kill innocent people like us. Second of all, he bought an 80% complete rock kit and then sharpened it by himself. He made a fucking ghost spear! How would village chiefs even know who to defend us from if they don't know who's dangerous! I want Hillary Rockton as our next chief to help protect us from spear wielding rock fanatics #stoprockviolence
>>29803334
No you leave mammoth-killer
>>29803448
#mammonthlivesmatter
>>29803422
some people are using another stick to throw the spear even further
so uncivilized
>>29803457
>mammoth equivalent to blacks.
Yeah, sure am glad people started advocating that we shouldn't hunt and eat black people.
>people cave wall not talk caveman
WHY YOU RUIN PAINT YOU AM HAVE ONE JOB
>when no more dianne feinstone
In my day horizontal gene transfer was required before you could possess the genetic sequence required for specific proteins/acids/enzymes/whatever.
Nowadays you kids and your "dank maymays" have corrupted the process with non-genetic viral waste. Shame on you!
What you do after Sandy Rock?
Me make fortune selling .22 pebble to dumb fudd tribe.
>>29803457
He neandu nothing, he good boy
>>29803589
Sand Rock fake
There no mammoths there
What use for cave defense?
Heckler&Rock or Grock brand Grock?
>>29803487
>implying we didn't consider blacks as animals at one point
>>29803627
>not using meme rocks like twig-sauer
>>29803627
Neither.
Vice tribal elder said banging two wooden sticks together is enough to scare away neandu.
No need for assault rock.
Uggin rocker moms...
Archaeologist here
Obsidian actually was controlled in a lot of places. It's not necessarily a common resource, and it's very easy to work with. Many societies viewed it as valuable and elites typically had much more access to it. This is especially true in Mesoamerica.
>>29803310
That looks fucking awesome
>>29803680
Neandu just went full aurochs.
Puny stone/twig composite will break by looking at it the wrong way.
Get full stone or get lost.
>>29803627
>using a rock with no external safeties for cave defend
It's like you want your bab ND you
>>29803691
Let me guess, rocker mom was bitching about your edc rock, tribal council feeds rocker mom to sabretooth, now mammoth hunting buddy with tribal council?
>>29803717
Twig sauer much superior to large and heavy heckler & rock garbage
>>29803744
This is my safety.
this is literally the funniest thing i have read all month.
>>29803744
At least my twig-229 has a derocker
>be early man at late moon time
>making new sharp rock for wood
>hear branch break near cave entrance
>spear is too far in cave so take unfinished wood stone
>i sneak to entrance
>see ugly neanderthal woman eating my dried meats
>time_to_hunt.boulder
>i hit her on head with woodstone
>she is sleeping now
>see neanderthal woman ass under animal skins
>my flesh stick gets hard
>i rape her and decide to keep her as 3rd wife
>all_is_better_then_hoped_for.smoothrock
>>29803702
Indeed. Obsidian swords were really scary and essentially restricted to knights among the Inca iirc.
What does tribe think about new rocklock safety on Rock&Wesson rocks?
>>29803755
>Twig Sauer
>>29803829
Forgot painting
>>29803847
Looks pretty stupid. What if forget combination when mammonth bursts into cave to steal bearskins? You will become flattened meat instead of victorious man
Include me in screencap please
>>29803745
Nice soothsaying, shaman.
>>29803422
>Not Hillary Flinton
>>29803906
These threads happen all the time, this isn't unique.
45 rock master race reporting in, 9 rock is stegosaurus shit!
>>29803923
Fuck you're right. Not very creative today
Grump or Flinton?
Will Grump make Pangaea great again?
>>29803928
Silly 45 rock user, 75 rock ball is what you need to stop mammonths
>>29803966
All about rock placement.
>>29803270
This is hardly the worst of our board culture.
9/10 suck but every once in a while there's a funny one. Embrace your inner cave man once in a while.
>>29803975
And what if mammonth is armored? 45 hollow rock will do nothing against rock armor
>>29803958
My mate's son tell me vote for Flinton
>>29803958
Is it true Grump will repeal rock import ban from slav tribes? I want flintorez so bad, I'll pay all the stupid rock stamps to get it
There's two types of cavemen:
Those who dropped a rock on their foot and those who will drop a rock on their foot.
Stay safe, rock is good.
>>29804014
But she not even know how to satisfy her own mate, how she satisfy whole tribe?
>>29804018
Unga want chiappa rhinestone
>>29804037
Because it current moon cycle, poolord. Tribe need female elder.
>>29804072
Tribal justice warrior get pit!
>>29804083
*out!
Who better rock shaman, hickrok45 or Rocky Miculek?
>>29804122
Miculek make many rock very fast
Hickrock is very accurate rock thrower, can wake up gong with almost any rock, and takes them apart for all to see
>>29803270
Spear yourself
Me go in tall leaf bushes, find man wearing skin of brother but not brother, he talk animal noise!
What Tunk do kill skin wearer?
>>29804122
Rock'n'Fancy, he can talk about rock all day without throwing it once.
>>29804241
Me wouldn't worry about it.
>>29804241
There is one mythical beast that can take down this monster. The one of ants is prophesized to return when we need him and he will kill all if the skin wearers
>>29804122
>Not Berry Miculek
>>29804100
Tribal Justice Warriors do get pit in my tribe!
Bottom of pit is rock!
>>29803485
The shoulder thing that goes up?
>>29803766
>pointing rock at ugg's own head while make 'um cavepaint
Me hope you bash yourself in face
>>29804318
You go call him Berry in real life and not in cave painting and see what hapens.
>>29803627
Use Rock Island Quarry 401911
>>29804494
Ugh cave painting brush too big, mean Rock Island Quarry 41911
>>29804240
>rolling on cave laughing my pelt off
>>29804494
Nobody use 1911 since last ice age, get with the times, australopitecus!
>>29803928
>not use 357 twig
It almost like you WANT sabertooth eat your children
>>29803255
I make new rock
gold rock
i cut you
>>29804122
Ian from Forgotten Rocks show pre-pre-historical rocks and clubs
>>29804241
Unga bunga, no worry about it. Tonight walk out of cave, clear your mind.
>>29803928
>1,000,000 years B.C.
>still using rock weapons
>not using ceremonial magic for defending of cave
>>29803270
No one likes faggotry either, yet you're still here as well.
>>29803485
Ugg... Next you say cord wrap be to scary. You want ban spinning spear too?
>>29803906
hello /r/4chan!
>>29804649
Me make sharp tooth stick
Soft shiny rock better for stick through hole in face
>>29804769
Use throwing stick to throw spinning stick
>>29803795
>Incas ever using obsidian weapons
>Inca knights not using superior bronze
Maybe you mean the aztecs
>>29803627
I just got rugnur blackrock. I really want super redrock but hunt not go so well for me.
>>29809160
Blackrock smash harder than horse or sodomite rock tho.
>>29803680
>Twig sauer
I chuckled
who there recommend rock island rock for first 45?
>>29803627
This one looks like assault dwarven bread, honestly.
>>29809635
How get to Rock Island?
Hide canoe or logboat?
Me want get it myself, local tradet is of long nose tribe, wants many seashells.
hello friends,
Last moon me made decision to trust life on street to Second Chance animal hide. Me got the level IIa because it stop most rocks. plus I got slate for front.
What scares me is that, although me can fit an extra slate in front, me cannot fit second slate in back. As of late me have taken to hide-glueing second slate to the area of my back where boomboom comes from. Then me put hide on.
Here is questions.
Hide glue solution, although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove (hairy back).
Me would like to go to the single slate solution in back.
What me am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 rock.
Me have high-risk cave guarding job and me fear me would be target for repeated long-distance throw to my back.
Are any of you aware of a thicker slate that could stop, say, .338 Rockpua or something like that?
Is there better way to do second plate?
BTW, me am, of course, usually carrying a pair of flint plates in berry picking satchel so that me can shield head.
My bunga mate (we work as hunter-gatherer when necessary) has similar accessory containing breakdown single-shot 300 WinRock sling with an 18" loop.
Plan is me shield us with body and “catch the rocks” while she assembles the sling.
Me lay down covering fire with my Grock brand Grock23 and she makes long shots.
Me will then throw satchel sand to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering throws.
Problem, of course, is when me have to turnback to run, and then problem crops up.
Thanks!
>>29812162
Get level 4 slates if you do not move much from cave and are scared of large rocks. They can stop .30-06 rocks, but not much repeatability. I do not know exactly how high risk cave you guard but if there are mammonth with assault rocks get a minimum of level 3
>>29803906
>>29812993
Me save youngling of tribal elder from being mated in wrong hole in poo place of cave, me hero.
Lots of neandus after me.
>>29803255
>time of mammoth
>no atlatl
>no flint hand axe
Berry picker plz
>>29803310
>using Swiss tribe tool
Get a Hideman.
