Do you excited for Russian Victory Day parade /k/?
>>29772128
I bet they're gonna parade straight into Kiev.
>>29772157
Ouch
>>29772128
Yeah can't wait for the breakdown's
>>29772302
nO tovarisch, tank did not break, was training for emergency retrieval unit in case entire american nukes damage track on glorious armata
>>29772302
1: It didnt break down.
2: The driver was stupid and inexperienced driving the vehicle and hit the parking brake by accident and subsequently, panicked.
>>29773298
Stop meme'ing you goddamn rusophobic retard.
>>29772157
It would be better to go straight towards Lvov instead of just stopping at Kiev.
>>29772128
Considering the parade is going to be held on a monday, i cant watch it as i need to go to work.
>>29773442
Now on " spot the vatnik"
>>29773442
>2: The driver was stupid and inexperienced driving the vehicle and hit the parking brake by accident and subsequently, panicked.
Something that wouldn't have required a wrecker to drag his ass the rest of the parade. It broke down, just accept it.
>>29773442
>2: The driver was stupid and inexperienced driving the vehicle and hit the parking brake by accident and subsequently, panicked.
Yeah becuase a military just shoves people that don't know what a brake is into a new vehicle during a parade. Go home Russiaboo stink nigger.
>>29773442
Yes it broke down, and you know it.
>>29773442
>turns on parking brake
>"oh no what will i ever do"
>turns off parking brake
but that didnt happen, how the fuck do you panic and forget how to turn off a parking brake? this is what happens when pregnant women drink vodka in russia
>>29773442
>and hit the parking brake by accident
No you russiadefence shill. It was the mountain brake. And stop posting in keypublishing.
>>29773735
Ever seen a video of the 'wrecker' pulling it forward? No? Does that mean the tank was so heavy the 'wrecker' can't pull it forward? Or some idiot pushed some brake mechanism?
>>29773859
It's been documented before. UVZ wanted their technicians to man the tanks during the parade but MoD wanted their conscripts so they can get a feel of the tanks.
>>29774531
>UVZ wanted their technicians to man the tanks during the parade but MoD wanted their conscripts so they can get a feel of the tanks.
Bullshit. Why would MoD be so concerned? Why could MoD not find a single driver that knows what a parking brake looks like? Why would a tank driver just start pulling random handles and toggles and engage the "make tank seize up and stop" switch during a parade?
>>29774678
Because he only had like a month to familiarize with brand-spanking new tech compared to what he has already mastered?
Driving with your head up top the hatch also means you don't have a direct immediate view of the controls, going by memorized positions of the controls instead.
>>29773442
>rusophobic
That's a wrong word right there. See, the 'phobic' part implies that someone's actually afraid. Whereas all I see around is hordes of people giggling and snickering at Russia, which manages to ridicule and embarrass itself in new and exotic ways every day.
Too bad my Latin is too rusty to come up with a proper word.
Russoludia?
Russoridea?
Ah, never mind.
>>29772128
Yes. Victory day is a righteous day, when the deaths of millions of germans are celebrated
>>29772128
God damn, I wish America had a victory day.
It'd be cool if they could spend one day dusting off all of their old vehicles and guns and marching them out for the world to see.
>>29773736
It's actually really complicated to drive a tank.
>>29775419
Nah. It's the death of, they say, twenty million of USSR citizen that is celebrated.
Not counting those killed by the Mustache Joe in 1937 and later in Gulags. This they don't celebrate.
>>29775500
But anon, we have 365 of them.
Because we never lose.
>>29774531
UVZ officials also claimed the Shtora of a certain T-90 in Syria successfully deflected a TOW missile.
>>29775894
1812
>>29773736
Well the Russian military actually does do that yes.
>>29776124
but we actually won that war. Vietnam on the other hand...
>>29776249
You didn't really lose militarily in 'Nam
>>29776124
>>29776249
>>29776643
Just stop here, this thread is for making fun of Russia, not USA.
>>29776249
>Status quo in an offensive war
>"Won"
Go home, Egypt
>>29776670
Ameriboo can't handle the bantz like he can't handle chinese expansion
>>29776727
chinks can't handle my penis which it expands and splits their whores they call women
>>29776249
Technically the British won the war of 1812. Read about it.
>>29776727
Im not even american, I just dont want this thread to derail into a "murrica didnt loose any wars ever" dick waving contest.
>>29776727
Yep. Chinese expand to US right through Siberia, clandestinely infiltrating through gas pipelines that Russia is building for them at their own dime specifically for that purpose.
>>29773442
>rusophobic
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>>29776740
Technically America achieved its primary goals in the war of 1812. Read about it.
