If you were a gun, what would you be and why?
nugget
>used goods
92fs
>too thick
>small where it counts (9mm)
>enjoys French food
Chaucat because I'm worthless broken piece of shit
>>29767224
M60 cause..... M60
>>29767649
fat and ugly?
Sig Mosquito
>anemic
>doesn't work
>picky
>>29767224
AR15
>boring
>generic
>everyone knows me
I'd be a Makarov. Small, ugly and Slav.
>>29767672
Yeah probably. 7.62 RFN doe.
>>29767694
Came here to post this.
hi-point
>ugly as sin
>no one's first choice
>nothing special
>but hey, I work well enough if you can't get something better
Cz-75
Half my family is mormon (cz is based on the Browning high power)
Half is Czech
A bit on the heavy side
VP9
I'm the new girl in school who tries to one up everyone but am just at best a 7/10 slut
>>29767766
>(cz is based on the Browning high power)
No it's not
the internals are nothing alike
just because the front end looks the same does by no means imply they have anything in common
>>29767224
Pancor Jackhammer
Useless though interesting
Overall a failure in every aspect
Chiappa Little Badger
>5.8, 110 pounds on a good day skeletal manlet
>cheap to the point of jewery
>uncomfortable to hold
>>29767790
If it makes you feel any better you're the best cheap gun I own.
>>29767777
Nice quads
The CZ 75 is a short recoil operated, locked breech pistol. It uses the Browning linkless cam locking system similar to that used in the Browning Hi-Power pistol, where the barrel and slide are locked together on firing, using locking lugs milled into the barrel mating with recesses in the roof of the slide. An enclosed cam track integral with the barrel is actuated by the slide release lever's transverse pin. After the first few millimetres of the recoil stroke, the barrel is cammed downwards at the rear, enabling the slide to continue the recoil stroke and eject the spent cartridge.
And
The CZ 75 was one of the first high-capacity 9mm pistols with a manual safety similar to that of the Browning Hi-Power. This allows the CZ 75 to be carried with the hammer cocked with safety applied and a round chambered,
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CZ_75
Calm down mate.
M16 because I'm a guitarist and so I jam a lot
>>29767823
>short recoil operated, locked breech pistol
Like most pistols
>Browning linkless cam locking system
Like most pistols
>locking lugs milled into the barrel mating with recesses in the roof of the slide
Like the 1911 and Tokarev
>The CZ 75 was one of the first high-capacity 9mm pistols with a manual safety similar to that of the Browning Hi-Power
>high capacity means it's the same
Go look at the internals and tell me they have even the slightest resemblance
HCAR
>Loud
>Overweight
>No one takes me seriously
>>29767224
Muzzleloader
I like having balls and rods shoved in my mouth
>>29767857
And even your dad is shit
>>29767853
>because most modern semiauto pistols are based on the hi power
hurr
>>29767224
Spencer Carbine
>Interesting but never really given a second chance
>Was touched by Clint Eastwood once
>I like to have my lever pulled and things shoved up my butt
AK-74
>slav
>simple
>dumb, but reliable
SCAR-H
My dad (FAL) is proven and I have a lot to live up to
>>29767906
Too bad you're like a loaf of bread in terms of feel.
>>29767886
That's not me but yeah. The guy got upset in a "what gun are you thread" so I wasnt gonna keep going on and on with him
Liberator Pistol
>maybe a good idea
>ultimately worthless in the end
>ugly
>only used to get something better
Tavor
Jewish
A lot of hot air
tiny, obstinate, and generally useless
>>29767903
always works
>>29767224
A daewoo K2.
>>29767649
Long, thick and satisfying?
Small, Polish, and only like 2 people actually like me, with the general consensus being there are plenty of better choices.
H&K G-11
>ugly as sin, but really smart
>made a lot of hype but never really got anywhere
>>29767224
>simple
>reliable
>somewhat practical
>>29768016
Really cool but kinda gay?
>>29767224
Pancor Jackhammer
>heavy with a big waistline
>could never live up to hype of youth
>unemployed
>spend most of my times playing vidya and films
>not much going for me but somehow well liked by people
>>29767827
Underrated
>>29767869
Kek
>>29767768
U got kik
VZ.52
>Czech genes
>big
>not well known
>not used at all really
>not much going for me
>I just want to be loved
>just kill me now
if i were a gun, i would be a FAMAS, because i am a truly unique and unmistakeable individual
>>29767224
L85A1 Unemployed and useless.
>>29767224
1897
>classic style
>durable and reliable when treated right
>doesnt do anything better but looks cool
>>29767895
This shit right here hahaha
>overshadowed by older siblings
>words don't carry a lot of weight
>nobody knows who I am
>maybe it's better that way
>>29767224
For me it's mateba autorevovler - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>29767224
Just wanna be pic related
>>29768247
>says famas
>posts picture of an AR-10
>>29768323
i believe that frame belongs to the AK47, the greatest piece of slovak engieneering
H&K, i like to put it in the wrong way.
>>29767224
I like to think I'd be some uncommon, unheard of bolt action that was only used by some irrelevant country once or twice in a war that didn't matter
>>29768323
Get your swimsuits boys, it looks like it's finally summer.
>>29768333
trips of truth
>>29768354
*we all know that's a Glock 40
>>29767912
I get that from people but I'm somehow popular anyways.
>>29768323
Jesus Christ man. The worst part is you won't even understand what you did wrong until fall.
>Instantly recognizable
>Unapologetically American
>Old-fashioned
>Limited in a few ways but for some reason people love me
>There are other options, even better ones but I'm still very well liked
>I'm a worker, but I need a little bit of a break-in to really get going
>A number of people really don't like me, but they all respect what I've done and continue to do.
I'd be a 7.62 NATO Galil ARM
>Big but not tall (5' 8 1/2")
>Reliable and tough
>Intelligent and not retarded like a slav
>Can get any job done, isn't picky
>Versatile
>>29769568
I forgot to mention
>Very manipulative like a Jew
>I save and sell stuff like a Jew
>>29767618
So a burger .30-06 Chauchat?
>>29767224
a .276 Pedersen
>>29767224
i would be a gun someone forgot about in their safe. i used to be a good gun, but now im just lonely and in disrepair.
>>29767224
Reichsrevolver
>Overweight
>Pretty useless
Kill me /k/
P90
>small and kinda chubby
>cute, but in a sort of ugly way
>Belgian heritage
>from the 90s
Glock 36.
>gets overlooked quite often
>Seemingly flimsy compared to a GLAWK 19
>Slim
>"The Load Come From A Chode."
>scares women
>Reliable tho!
>>29767751
damn bro have some self-respect.
I'm sure you're at least a glock
Glock 40
>Work horse
>Jack of all trades (plinking, range king, MOS, hunting, self defense, OC, etc.)
>A bit heavy for my size but built solidly and strong
>Takes a lot of effort (ammo price and availability) to get me off my ass to do anything consistently productive with my life
>>29767694
But yous gots a big dick that many loves to grip
>>29769939
You forgot
>ugly as sin
>boring as fuck
>>29768333
>>29768354
>>29769333
>tfw come into thread and realize he bamboozled all of you saying it's an ar10
G11.
>lightweight
>intelligent
>thinks outside of the box
>complex
>gets heated quickly
>unfulfilled potential
>may or may not want to murder all the jews
MTR-8
>complicated
>high maintenance
>italian
>not powerful
>completely unknown
>>29769981
You forgot
>but then I'm a noguns
>so what would I know
>>29769939
You forgot
>problem solver
Makarov cause I'm too small and often hard to unload.
>>29767224
Mini-14 because I've got a little fudd in me.
Because I'm skinny and fucking useless.
>>29767224
Desert Eagle
I try to act big and badass but am average at best, most likely compensating for feelings of inferiority, was made to remove kebab, and Japanese people love me for some reason
Also I piss the rest of /k/ off
nugget
ive been in a crate for years
>>29767224
Remington 770. Likely not to go out much
Fn five seven
Mostly useless except for that one time
SKS
>Older than others on /k/
>don't like polymer
>Reliable
>Will gladly wield a grenade launcher
This is literally me. Intelligence, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.
>>29772186
sounds like you wear a fedora like the rest of the ak owners
just be normal and get an ar-15
sa58 21"
made in america
will eat anything it is fed
undesireable due to weight
>>29772235
It's a meme, ya dip.
Average, a bit old-fashioned, kind of boring and with minor issues, trying desperately to seem interesting and relevant.
>>29772378
Oh, and forgot to mention, slightly overweight and an Italian-American with a bit of German mixed in.
>>29772186
Don't listen to this fag >>29772235
I'm with you bro.
I'd be a Sig p226.
Swiss/German
Reliable
Slightly overweight but good looking
And a navy seal wannabe
>>29767224
Famas.
I give up easily
>>29767751
Hi Point
>Poor as fuck.
>Still 200% American made though.
>Will still fuck some shit up.
>>29767224
Ruger No. 1
Because I can be whatever caliber you want.
>>29769939
>Has an explosive temper
>Great problem solving skills
>Popular with people with enriched melanin levels
A blunderbuss, because I am fucking bogus.
>>29767649
Heavy and packs a punch?
>>29767224
Norinco T-97; ugly as sin, awkward and difficult to get used to, but decently accurate and reliable at the end of the day.
M240, PKM, or MG3
Or just any LMG for that matter.
>built like tank
>heavy as fuck
>hits like a motherfucker
>reliable and adaptive
>people keep complaining I need to lose weight
>sucks at moving in really tight spaces
>straightforward and to the point
Mac 10 cause I'm a nigga boi.
>>29767224
Anon is this a Upotte thread in disguise?
>>29772378
M9A3 is besto
Remington R5. Heavy hitter, very accurate, top of the line, sexy looks, great without anything helping it, and overall better than half the other competitors.
AKM: I can be physically and psychologically abused and beaten, see nonstop use, be fed shitty food, get tossed off to the side, receive no care or maintenance, and somehow I still fucking work.
Calico.
>Plastic.
>Holds tons of rounds.
>Jam-o-matic.
>Fun but impractical.
>Only got popular because of anime.
>Futuristic style.
Slamfire pipe shotgun.
Kinda dumb but it gets the job done.
>>29768323
Baby seeking boolits doe
>>29767224
BAR
Heavy
Slower to move than others but I'll get the job done all the same
>>29767827
Kek
DP-27
>bulky, but not to the point where its unusable
>ugly
>not always as reliable as others
>but I'm always there for you
>can count on me to be with you though thick and thin
>>29767224
>Jennings Nine
>I am a useless piece of shit
Old, crusty, and south american
I'm not even a gun, im a casing. Spent, useless, and i should really just go put a bullet in my head.
;-;
M-14, accurate, better than my replacement and my predecessor, hold on when I'm FA, last of the good wood.
>>29767224
Hi-Point
>Cheap
>laughed at constantly even when I try my best
>Used once then thrown in the trash
>>29767224
Just horribly broken
I choose
the combined attributes of the Shevchenko PSh-4 and Nambu type 94
