I've got a hot date at Ruby Tuesday this Saturday. What gun should I wear?
>>29764119
Edo period Tanegashima
>>29764119
A Best Korean TT-33 clone.
Stick with the theme.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruby_pistol
Mosina
>>29764119
Jewel encrusted hot pink Hi-Point.
>>29764119
All of them.
>>29764119
AR-15 that you can claim you brought home from "trashcanistan", make sure you berate the server for hating the troops when she wont give you a $1.50 discount on jalapeno poppers, and demand everyone at the bar thank you for their freedoms or you'll start killing.
All of them.
>>29764119
Yes.
.38 Colt Cobra
>>29764234
>pick up date at 2000 sharp
>she opens the door and jumps a bit, surprised at what she sees
>she opened the door to pic related
>face is exactly how pic related looks
>a-anon what are you doing??
>I am to pick up you for date. Ready?
>I-I guess...I just need to finish my make up, would you like to come in?
>Da
>walks into house and sits down on her couch
>would you like anything to drink anon?
>nyet
>well, give me 15 minutes while I do my make up
>da
>scanning room, with the same exact face
>no threats
>start caressing my guns, singing "When we were at war"
>date starts walking down stairs
>lay my eyes upon her, and she is almost as beautiful as my armament
>walk her out the door, while still smiling just like pic related
>open the car door for her and drop all of my rifles in her lap
>you hold, if see kebab, you give rifle to me and take steering wheel
>I...what?
>da
>start driving to apple bees while blasting the USSR national anthem
>arrive at applebees and shoulder every rifle again
>table for two I tell the man
>Sir, you're not allowed to have we-
>YOU GIVE US TABLE NOW
>I...yes sir
>walk to table with date on my arm, and plop all my rifles down on seat
