Saw this at /pol/, I know /k/ would like it. Poor Abu Hajaar
ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I
Seriously,no one?
>kebab removed by Peshmerga
I clapped
>when the allah kick in
>>29754889
It's already being discussed in the Middle East thread, fuck off /pol/ fag, lurk more.
>>29754889
I came to post this.
>ISIS only reason for even being able to exist is due to deluded Leftists in the West shutting down everyone who criticises Radical Muslims
>mfw the competency of ISIS is lower than a tank-crew consisting of nothing more than amputees.
ABU
JUST STRAP ON A FUCKING SUICIDE WEST AND WALK TOWARDS THEM
>They probably were regretting not putting him in the suicide car at beginning.
>>29754989
>ISIS only reason for even being able to exist is due to deluded Leftists in the West shutting down everyone who criticises Radical Muslims
More like the damage American Wars in the Middle East did to foreign policy.
>DUDE NO WMDS LMAO
>WE INVADED THESE PEOPLE FOR NOTHING.
>Europe: Fuck you, USA, we're going home.
Abu Hajaar man, he just kept fuckin it up. Lmao
watch the back blast lmao roasted nigga desu senpai
>>29755015
Was talking more in the sense of what keeps the general public from demanding the military to start bombing the shit out of these goatfuckers.
Seriously.
Ivan is feeling lonely up there in the air.
>>29754889
I hate ISIS \ Daesh \ ISIL \ Ackbar, but not all of them are completely incompetent.
Which is unfortunate.
>>29755132
you are aware that the US is flying more sorties against ISIS?
>>29755177
May I request source?
I thought Obongo was pretty much refusing to do anything, to the point where Generals decided "FUCK THAT" were sending intel to Israel and Russia in the hopes that they share it with Syria.
>>29755347
no actually we need more bombs we are running low http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/04/politics/air-force-20000-bombs-missiles-isis/index.html
>>29755135
>>29755347
How the hell do you manage to give a fuck, yet be some utterly uninformed?
>>29755347
Lol, dude use google.
>>29755015
Yeah as everyone knows Islamic extremism didn't exist before the US invaded Iraq.
The senior leadership of ISIS as well as their best fighters are all veterans of wars in Azerbaijan, Tajikistan, Chechnya, Afghanistan, etc. Their movement was growing for decades before those towel-heads flew planes into NYC on 9/11.
>>29755132
It's part of it: the war was launched in the hopes of doing good (i.e. hunting down terrorists, toppling dictators that support them, that kind of shit) instead we got a decade of disappointment and stupid policies and now nobody wants to touch that shitshow again.
Its like how nobody cared about Africa after the Hutu Tutsi issue, despite the fact that the troubles in Congo led to a literal world war in africa.
>>29755135
ISIS:
smart leadership
dumbass brainwashed foot soldiers
>>29755531
>the war was launched in the hopes of doing good
Oh, you :)
>>29755531
The current situation in the Middle East is ripening for exploitation after tending by intel ops commanded by the political, military and corporate elite. The military industrial complex will continue to exist. The police/surveillance state will continue to exist.
Nobody gives a shit about Africa, as there are no easily obtainable resources, except for the Leftists, for the wrong reasons. Western Nations will come in to stop the fighting but will receive massive backlash as soon as the blood is spilled because apparently 'peace and love, man' will stop genocide and tyranny.
>>29755632
>Nobody gives a shit about Africa, as there are no easily obtainable resources
Holy shit, how fucking stupid are you?
>>29755578
Why was the war really started then Anon
>>29755641
You know, I know I'm technically wrong on that. But I was trying to make a point about red tape and politics. West and East have been exploiting Africa forever, but where the genocides happen, nobody steps in. Why is that?
Please feel free to correct me.
>>29755659
>>29755632
Africa is actually getting better in terms of cutting down the smaller conflicts and ending the wars, mostly because angry Western and Chinese companies want them to cut their shit out to get more minerals and oil.
There's a reason why more people have died in Syria these last 3 years then in all of Africa's wars combined during the same time frame.
>dem rolls
feels like arma alright
>>29754889
>>29754889
>>29755026
>>29755821
>>29755831
And so, on this day, a new meme was born.
>Abu Hajaar
>>29755845
DAMMIT ABU HAJAAR
Someone explain me this attack? stationary apcs waiting to get lit up, no cover or support and what happened to the the suicide bomber
>>29756163
>what happened to the the suicide bomber
For real ?
>tfw abu hajaar
>>29754889
Abu Hajaar was too pure for this rotten world. His MG is the kraut saw that would have split the heavens.
Fuck the other two, they were douchebags.
>>29755015
>The extremist militants attacking Syrian moderates are the fault of the US deposing a moderate tyrant in Iraq
>>29755026
>sheeit dood, they're shooting at us! Maybe if I hide behind our cover and shoot at our cover...
>>29754889
HOLY KEKS THIS IS BENNY HILL XD
>ABU HAJAAR
>I NEED ROCKET FOR PEOPLE THIS IS ROCKET FOR VEHICLE
>GOOD JOB YOU ROASTED US
>ABU HAJAAR THE CASINGS ARE GOING ON US !
>GIVE ME THE BOMBS
>*try to light a big firecracker with a lighter in a moving car*
>WHERE IS MY BAG ?!?
>WHERE IS MY GUN ?
>"they see me rollin' !" (in da sand edition)
>I'VE BEEN SHOT !
Someone please put a benny hill theme as well as pre-recorded laugher on this.
>>29754889
>AAAAAH Watch out the bullet casings are hitting us!
lol
>they have an MG34
fucking wew that's vintage
>>29755135
Did you ever think for one second about how there was actual air footage?
>>29757441
MG3 m8, staight outta Turkey.
poor battle boxes :(
>>29754889
abu hajaar needs to get it together
>>29757949
> [.. ]_ _
>>29754889
Every single one of us has been Abu Hajjar before ... you live and you learn (or not)
>>29754889
Did Abu survive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQYO88J2xnw&feature=youtu.be
>>29761056
That was way funnier than it should have been.
>>29755135
How do you stop a suicide truck?
>>29761083
Same way bomb squads stop bombs; blow them up in big containers with a smaller charge.
>>29761093
I don't see how that applies to the webm I was replying to, but ok.
>>29761154
You're missing the point.
>bomb truck moving towards you
>call in orbital steel contanier
>orbital container drops onto truck
>detonates charge on inside
It's not too hard, they did it in the Avengers.
>>29755831
He literally didn't. When the only weapon you have that's putting effective fire on the enemy is the MG3 you don't stand right in its ejection trajectory and then yell at the gunner for shooting. God those guys were retarded.
>>29755347
Trying reading about this conflict outside of 4chan. And no, I'm not doing your homework for you, you ignorant fuck.
>>29755467
This so much
>>29761083
Find trucks before they can attack
Obstacles (trenches, hescos in a serpentine)
Non-complacency
Firepower
In that order
>>29761214
He was shooting into the vehicle.
Therefore spreading bullet shrapnel and fragments.
>>29757509
Drones?
>>29761266
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ABU HAJAAR!
>>29755831
>>29755845
>>29755885
>>29761266
>fucking gold
What is wrong with you Abu Hajaar?
>>29761266
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ABU HAJAAR!
>>29761266
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ABU HAJAAR?
>>29761511
#StopBullyingAbuHajaar
Bullying is what got us ISIS in the first place guys. Stop the hate.
>>29761266
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ABU HAJAAR?
>>29761734
What's wrong Abu Hajjar? What's wrong with that pussy bitch next to him, the one getting all huffy about shell casings while literal bullets are flying at them?
>>29761266
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>29754889
The only thing sadder than watching these guys try to fight is remembering that the Iraqi Army lost to these guys.
>>29761756
Let it turn into a resounding mantra that will work it's way into the heart of daesh and force them to all doubt and turn on one another.
>>29755840
>literally posts a video of people in a war, using weapons, blowing shit up.
>not /k/ related.
>>29761877
>blowing shit up
more like getting blown up
>>29761266
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
This video is hilarious, I really wish there were more ISIS headcam vids that circulated through youtube. What a bunch of goofy kebabs
>>29761756
apparently abu shot the truck and the actual bullets were fragmenting and hitting the other dude.
like how sometime when shooting steel targets you can get hit with fragments.
>>29754889
WOW this is what is holding territory in Syria?
> Mad Max Vehicles
> Improvised rifle grenades
> Guy tactical rolling out of the battlezone
This is CIA propaganda, right? Like they found the 4 dumbest fighters ISIS had and slapped a head cam on them, there is NO fucking way that they're this shit tier IRL.
Abu Hajjar, the hero ISIS needs.
>>29756416
They'd be short about five hundred million people if we hadn't put them out of work during the De-Baathication.
Or some stupidly high number.
>>29757949
LOOK TECHNICALS, TECHNICALS
OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN METUHL BAWKSES THE COWARDS, THE FEWLS
WE... WE MUST TAKE AWAY THEIR METUHL BAWKSES
>>29761959
Got you senpai:
https://www.funker530.com/isis-fighter-records-his-own-death-on-gopro/
>>29762260
It seems about right. They do the roll thing a lot when they hear our A/C overhead too. Surprisingly effective against 500lbers.
>>29761266
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>29762635
These metal shitboxes seem like perfect A-10 targets. Why don't we have more of them?
>>29762730
They are a perfect "any" target honestly. Most of them are stuffed full of secondaries.
>>29754889
So was Abu the guy with the Camera? Do we have a picture of Abu?
>>29762752
It was the MG42 guy.
>>29755646
>da jooos
>>29762752
Abu Hajaar was the guy with the MG3. Khattab was the driver who got rekt
>>29755426
Seems legit (only to the Cybran Nation)
>>29761266
>>29761511
>>29761560
>>29761563
>>29761580
>>29761734
>>29761768
>>29761911
>>29762708
#StopBullyingAbuHajaar
WTF was Abu Hajaar supposed to do the entire jihad all on his own?
This is a classic example of workplace bullying, Abu Hajaar couldn't even focus on his terrorism as a result.
Look whose laughing now, all the bully jock mujahideen are dead and Abu Hajaar is still rolling.
>>29761083
Have you ever played C&C Generals just use a shitload of patriot missile systems
>>29761083
>How do you stop a suicide truck?
cable barriers, Czech hedghogs
>>29754889
> 2:31
> Daesh uses Sandcrawlers
> my sides
>>29761266
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ABU HAJAAR!
>>29756485
is there a difference in rockets?
Like anti personal and shit?
>>29762769
it was fucking all of them. if you read teh subtitles is was literally three guys called abu. that's why they had to call him abu hajaar, to distinguish who the fuck they were talking too.
you cannot make this shit up.
>>29757509
must be those hobby quadrotor drones. I think RT ran one for a news video too
>>29765341
one would assume that anti vehicle is armor piercing and anti people has more fragmentation and shrapnel
>>29761083
Let me help you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBbvUVEFrr8
>>29754889
Just like my first time playing paintball holy shit, the fearful moving and everything
>>29757441
Can't blame you for thinking they look alike. Like he other anon pointed out, it's an mg3. Same weapon used by the bundeswehr, pretty fucking telling that these goatfucking morons received these weapons; straight out of fucking Turkey I bet.
>>29765341
Well.. If you use an anti-vehicle rocket on a person, you gotta be a pretty damn good shooter
>>29765341
Yes, the cone shaped ones that are usually seen in media are the anti-armor variation.
Straight rocket types are the ones with a fragmentation warhead, I believe some of them have self-destruct timers as well where it's possible to use them as improvised artillery. Not sure if goatfuckers would use it in that capacity though.
>>29755513
>Their movement was growing for decades before those towel-heads flew planes into NYC on 9/11.
You're an idiot. ISIS leadership is mainly Iraqi army people from the Saddam regime.
>>29763096
dude lmao
>>29760943
I'm guessing they were all KIA and the footage was picked up off the body by Peshmerga, who sold it to Vice.
>>29763879
ooo tee tee
>>29765795
No. Just.... no.
>>29754889
Does anyone know what the outcome of the battle was? What happened to those suicide bombers?
>>29765900
The footage was given to VICE by Peshmerga troops whom recovered the cameras and footage from their corpses.
Assuming all the manpower were in those 3-4 trucks
It was a decisive loss.
>>29765900
looking at those suicide vehicles, my guess is they got blown the fuck up before getting anywhere near their actual target
>large balck vehicle
>chances are with some shit in haji thats ISIS related painted on side
>looked "up armored"
>thus being heavier, slower and harder to control
>and an easy fucking target
as for the fighters themselves, considering the peshmerrga got the footage and was not recovered by an ISIS faggot, it was because everybody who was with ISIS was either killed, injured, or one of the lucky few to actually escape
look where they had to run to, an open fucking field, and fairly close to the peshmerga compound, id feel comfortable saying most if not all were killed or badly wounded
their transports got immediately fucked, and with a large open area like that and no real cover or friendly compound to retreat to, they were at the mercy of the peshmerga
the peshmerga arent familiar with the concept of "mercy" towards ISIS
>>29761214
Yea retard confirmed, there was bullet fragments/schrapnel cutting his boys up because he was too retarded to put the bipod outside of the vehicle,
>>29754934
>I clapped
Found the American.
#StopBullyingAbuHajaar
He was trying really hard guys.
>>29765700
Thats a bit like saying that the random Stg44 in ISIS hands is proof that Nazi Germany is secretly arming and funding ISIS. Guns and munitions gets lost, sold, dropped, left behind, captured and supplied in all directions. More likely, they got these mg's from some poor kurd they killed along the way.
>>29765795
So your belief is because former Iraqi Ba'ath party generals have fought for ISIS, that must mean ISIS has no connection with the Islamic Jihadist movements who have been growing in the Middle East since the 50's?
Because if that's what you believe then I'm not the idiot here anon.
Imagine you're the camera guy. How would you lead your group?
>>29766524
>How do I lead my muj?
Nice try Abu
>>29766557
>Implying he couldn't get it off the internet.
>>29765795
No not really. A handful of guys are, but to say it's the "main" is wrong.
>>29761266
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>29766524
I make sure I know how to use my equipment and I make sure those under me do as well. I don't drive directly across an open field in a vehicle that may look like an APC but obviously won't stop rockets or even full bore AP rounds.
>>29761266
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>29754889
>all three of them are named "Abu"
>>29767279
"Abu" means "father of". It's a nickname given when one has a child. Khattab didn't have such a title because he wasn't a father.
>>29765638
That poor Lieutenant got shit on the whole series.
>>29761266
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
>>29766183
We all know that Abu Hajaar escaped though
To the northeast
Where he eventually met two crazy Russkies named Ivan and Boris...
>>29765700
Germany gave MG3 and G36 to the peshmerga. apparently they lost some of the weapons.
>>29765900
>"What happened to those suicide bombers?"
They lived happily ever after.
>>29755646
To curb Saddam, who had become a nuisance after they boosted him into superpower status of Middle East as a result of the war with Iran.
>(i.e. hunting down terrorists, toppling dictators that support them, that kind of shit)
:DDDDDDD
Like how are there still people like you? You're on fucking 4chan, so you're not someone in his 50s or 60s who grew up believing in the state media. Like what the fuck, you've grown up on the internet and you still can't get past what the state media says? It's not like you have to "dig deeper" into some conspiratorial bullshittery, even just a modicum of research involving mainstream information sources can give you the red pill.
Protip: everything the US does in the ME involves protecting the Gulf states and their monarchies. Every single decision can be traced back to that goal. And that is tied to the petrodollar. Now fuck off this thread until you've read something.
>>29765472
I think Abu means brother or something like that. Its not their names.
>>29769256
See >>29767590
Abu Hajaar means "Father of Hajaar". Poor little Hajaar. I hope he picks up an MG3 and follows in his father's footsteps.
>>29768203
Oh no no no, I actually agree with you entirely on everything you just said. I thought you were implying we invaded Iraq just because we didn't like Saddam and obviously there was much more to it than that. I'm not one of those people who believes we actually thought he had a nuclear program in 2003.
My bad anon, carry on.
I seriously hope Abu Hajaar rolled his way back home.
I hope he's safe.
>>29769427
>>29768203
Also, I thought you were suggesting the US invaded Iraq because the government is evil for the sake of being evil.
>>29769427
>>29769508
So what did you mean by
>hopes of doing good (i.e. hunting down terrorists, toppling dictators that support them, that kind of shit)
?
>>29769848
Actually that was a different anon, I was just chiming in lol
>>29769973
Well that's not comforting at all, knowing that there's literal retards roaming around here.
>>29769477
kek
>>29755840
Here's your (you)
>>29761266
What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?
