Post moments where you discovered how far on the spectrum you've come. Innawoods, range stories, or just moments from your life where you knew /k/ fucked you up good
I'll start
>jerking off to trap porn
>getting into it, searching for hot material
>find a super passable boi posing in camo
>immediately get hard as diamonds
>she's posing with a gun, gets me going like nothing else
>become curious and zoom in on the gun
>a
>fucking
> hi point
> instantly lose erection
>try to get it up but I can't jerk off with a hi point in the picture
/k/ has made a hobby I once enjoyed my tomb
Pic unrelated
Nice desert camo dress
>>29753176
This is trash and I hope you feel bad. But you probably won't because you clearly have no shame.
>>29753191
Ok.
>>29753185
It's clearly woodland
>>29753381
You better get your eyes checked. It's clearly alpenflage.
>>29753176
Post the pic
>>29753176
>far on the spectrum you've come
>university has this small kiosk where we sell coffeinated stuff and snickers and whatnot
>wireless barcode scanner
>the name is literally "scan gun II" so you can guess the shape of it
>anon, why are you holding the scanner so weirdly
>uwot
>mfw TD on a barcode scanner
>innaoffice
>someone procures an airshit gun, obvious upon closer inspection but it would get you shot if you pointed it at a cop
>theres no ammo for it but some people use it to calm their hands during meetings
>bro can you not point that at me
>lol why
>points
>click click click
>lol you scared of a toy
>slap him, remove toy gun from office
>close friend is mlp fan
>I'm more or less tolerant
>he goes to a convention of some sorts in the UK
>I refer to the whole thing as "horse fucking"
>he replies with, quote, "well if we are fucking ponies, I would guess in your free time you fuck your guns"
>I dont even bother refuting
>no one is suprised
>.22lr jokes are had
and last but not least
>flat we live in was partly chosen because of it's location
>3rd floor = high ground
>good visibility in all directions
>no high ground around
>easily barricadable staircase
>entering ("breach and clear") the main hallway would be a tactical nightmare
>emergency exit to a third direction (not front or back door) fenced off by 10ft brick walls
>said exit includes jumping from a roof, onto a neighbour's balcony, onto their garage, on the ground
>routinely plan contingencies if s were to htf in the next couple minutes based on frequently visited locations
how fucked am I?
>>29757947
>last but not least
whops
it actually wasnt.
>>29756396
... this.
>>29756279
Are you fucking serious? That's flektarn you sperg
>>29760574
I'm sad none of you spergs can recognize universal camo when you see it.
>>29753176
>mfw you spergs dont know what woodland marpat looks like
>>29753176
>Buy 'Sexual Tyrannosaurus' patch off fly-by-night facebook page.
>Affix said patch to my tactical MARPAT sundress.
> operate the fuck out of some rough types at the local bar.
/k/osher as fuck.
>>29760696
>mfw you obviously don't get the joke
uhhh...
>me no military/gun training
>me visiting someone elses house
>me entering kitchen, looking around because situational awareness
>6yo kid with nerf pistol right next to the door, points at me and says "bam".
>i lookin at him
>shit lil piss just legitimately deaded me.
>foggin hell
I really need to get another hobby because I hate when people ask what it is.
"ummm.... uh... umm i like movies i guess?"
"oh yeah what kind of movies?"
>all i watch are shitty gorefest low-budget horror films because i'm a fucking sperg
"Uhh... like... lord of the rings?"
"Oh. Cool."
>>29760712
Of course he wouldn't.
Dazzle is a pretty rare camo for infantry.
>>29760750
You only have one hobby?
Autist detected.
>>29760782
Yeah. I mean I like other things but they are so far down the list. I started learning guitar like 13 years ago but I haven't played super seriously for like... 7 years so I suck now and I don't like to tell people I play because inevitably they will ask me to play something and it sounds like shit because all I know is fucking technical death metal so I always end up playing some interlude or some old normy-ish songs I learned on an acoustic when I first started playing.
Yeah I'm completely fucking autistic and I know it. Oh well.
>>29760865
Different anon here, but I get where your coming from.
It happens to me a lot when someone asks me 'what kind of music do you listen to?' or similar
Its not like you can sum up all of the different kinds of music you listen too in some quick sentence or some shit. why do people even ask questions like that?
I usually just shrug and say I don't know and walk away.
>>29753176
Is the dress AOR1 or AOR2?
>>29761046
Clearly it's AOR2.
Idiot.
>>29760865
Branch out anon.
Try new things. Fishing, camping, backpacking. There are many /k/ related hobbies.
Don't for drinking. Drinking is fucking fun.
>>29756396
/k/ is a blue board for goodness sake
Can't post pic, far too lewd
>>29761286
And this faggot is better?>>29761119
so... wheres the link?
>>29753176
Whenever I go into a gun store I compulsively check the action/handle any gun not kept in a case or on a wall. I don't do it like an asshole, and usually strike up a conversation with employees while I'm doing it, but the fact still remains that I'm being an autist.
I also feel compelled to correct any incorrect statement about firearms, firearm laws, or military equipment that I hear, even in passing.
Whenever a movie or TV show starts fucking up guns or gun handling, or I see antique military equipment getting damaged (fuck Flea Market Flip; some assholes destroyed a WWII M1936 pistol belt for a fucking dog carrying strap. My blood pressure skyrocketed).
Whenever I see images of weapons being destroyed, or weapons that have been left to rust by some dipshit who didn't know what they were doing, it nearly brings me to tears.
I get half mast to weapons with good bluing and high grade wood stocks.
I watched Cowboy Bebop and actually have begun binge watching it. Used to be completely anti-anime.
I'm a fucking degenerate and should die. The worst part is that I'm only 18 so I still have so much more time to live with my dysfunctional self.
>>29760653
You bunch of fucking RETARD FAGGOTS. Its obviously Rhodie cammo
>>29753176
>she
>>29760756
funky
>>29753176
Blue
>>29761532
>I also feel compelled to correct any incorrect statement about firearms, firearm laws, or military equipment that I hear, even in passing.
this shit right here. im with you man. then i feel like a dick for correcting people
>>29753176
What site were you using?
>>29761626
It was a cool idea. Would fuck with people aiming at the ship and could make shots that were fired missed. Completely useless in the modern age of guided munitions sadly.
>>29753176
I conceived a child on a shooting range bench.
This was before /k/ existed, though.
uh I just dropped like 280 bucks on gear so I can be a fledgling gearfag
I barely ever go shooting, like once every 2 or 3 months
I'm likely to only put it on long enough to post selfies in a gearfag thread then never use/wear it again
>>29753176
>Neighbor pissed his car was ransacked
>has a good sense of humor
>"Can we make the door close on him and sqish him? Not hurt him, but let him know we know?"
>"Why not drill a hole inna mousetrap and set a 12 gauge in it and blow his eardrums and let you know he's there at the same time?"
>Get stared at.
>"Well you can cut the shot out..."
>Get stared at.
>"Aight man. Good luck. Late."
I was invited to his parties for 6 years.
I didn't get invites to the last two parties this year.
>>29757947
I think your normal.
>Took Intro to Film last semester just because
>Professor was pretty awesome and into guns, talked about how he was getting a degree in military history and starting a silencer company with friends
>Went to see Spectre in theater as a class
>Talked about it in class, asked if anybody noticed Batista's gun
>Say it was a double barrel 1911
>senpai noticed me
>>29760712
>implying all this forced memeshit is funny
>>29762041
If you're the anon I'm thinking of I was in a thread awhile back where you mentioned telling your son who'd just recently become old enough to shoot/talk about birds n bees that he was conceived on the very bench he was shooting on
>>29762041
Didn't you greentext that story? I think I remember it.
>>29763517
What if it was an FtM? Would it then be
>he
or does it only work one way?
>>29763566
It was meme enough to be all over social media and even on the news for a week.
I bet you thought the dress was gold
>>29762041
LOL
>shooting with dad.
>Is awkward now.
>Grew up shooting on the bench where I was concieved cuz lol rain.
Yup.
>>29760750
Dude you sound more autistic lying than you do telling the truth. I'd be a lot more willing to keep a conversation going if I knew you also liked shitty horror movies.
>>29763787
>Why /k/ is worth lurkin.
The dress is blueberries! Am I the only one seeing this?
>>29761132
That's actually a good point. I do love camping and hiking, actually I would rather be sitting by a fire in the woods than even going out shooting sometimes.
It's just I don't have all the shit I need, even just the basics like a tent or stuff like that. We are low on cash, mainly just saving for a down payment on a house. But I am graduating and taking the bar this year so hopefully I will get a real job and actually make an income instead of drilling myself deeper into debt. This shit sucks so bad. Never go to law school.
But going innawoods is therapeutic for me. I am going to need it after several months of finals and bar prep.
>>29761398
I see only a face
>>29763517
>>29761625
>implying good boi pucci is male
>implying it matters either way
>implying you wouldn't fug a trap to assert dominance
Are you gay or something?
>>29760716
And many keks were had
>>29753176
is that a marpat dress
>>29757947
TD on anything not a gun is sheer autism
Hell, I'm incredibly safe with guns, but I'm not retarded enough to not know the difference between a firearm and a spray bottle
>>29762041
The majestic salmon
>>29753176
So you gonna link us? I've got a trap cosplaying as Quiet while getting fucked that I can share in return.
>>29753176
Link?
>>29765062
No its pink dumbass
>>29765296
Uhhh please.
>>29753176
>Jerking off to trap porn
yeah that's /k/ alright
>>29763624
That's me.
It still freaks him out. Like, he'd rather go shoot in a pasture than go back to that range. It's been 3 years.
Yes, son. I fucked your mother on that bench. I fucked your stepmother in that pasture, though. And on the couch. And everywhere else. There's a reason you have two sisters, a brother and another on the way.
>>29753176
>she
You're a giant faggot.
