>>29751739
Awww yes, the good old m2
>>29751723
Any weapon can fail, so I don't tend to hold anything in the firearms world sacred.
>>29751766
I don't think "sacred," in the sense OP intended, was meant to mean infallible, but worthy of respect for it's contribution to history and gun design.
Kraut Space Magic
>>29751723
Put sacred shotgun should be the Ithaca.
After all, it's made by the most followed saint in /k/ubism.
>>29751723
Jewguns :^)
Jesus (peace be upon him) was not a prophet notable for his prowess with weapons
>>29754785
Correction, some say Prophet Jesus himself will wield this very sword when he returns
>>29751723
Specially designed to be tucked Mexican carry style into your magic Mormon underwear.
>>29751723
The weapons our Daddy's gave us.
The rest are just tools.
>>29754827
So fucking stupid. Why the hell do people say "magic?" Do mormons go around casting fucking spells? Lots of mormons are kind of shallow but they're really good people otherwise. They don't believe in "magic," I wish people would stop saying it like that.
>>29757342
But the underwear is magic not the person cmon Mitt
>>29757342
Because they belong to a religion that has no ceremonial clothing. e.g. The one that doesn't exist.
>>29757342
Mormon here
We cast spells. Wanna patriarchal blessing?
>>29757355
Mormons don't believe in fucking magic, stop saying that. It's symbolic, it's not like it's fuckin "magical." Who the hell believes in magic anymore? Wiccans or some shit? Satanists maybe? Sure as hell not mormons. Do they have a fuckin magic spellbook or something? No dude.
>>29757406
>Who the hell believes in magic anymore?
Mormons
>>29757403
Does it involve lizard people and human sacrifice like senpai Ike says?
>>29757403
>blessing
That's a "blessing," fucknut.
"Every worthy, baptized member is entitled to and should receive a patriarchal blessing, which provides inspired direction from the Lord. "
https://www.lds.org/topics/patriarchal-blessings?lang=eng
>from the Lord
>not from your mana pool
>fucknut
It just bugs me when people use words just to get attention and try to be edgy when it's totally inaccurate.
I don't know why I care so much.
>>29757430
Yep
That'll be .45 cents
>>29757403
Not even a spell m80. My dads a patriarch and gives em on the daily.
>>29757342
>do mormons go around casting spells
I do. Usually specialize in abjuration magic to keep the god damned Catholics away
>>29757342
Why are people on /k/ so triggerable to-day?
So far I got:
>mormon triggered because anon associates word "magic" with "mormons"
In other threads:
>NCO triggered because never got commission
>sperg triggered because he didn't get why someone would make a sexuality-related joke in a camouflage thread
Are you okay, /k/? 6 months ago you were healthy and steady on your feet.
>>29757342
You just won the "Let's find todays mormon" game
>>29757406
Man, to a redpilled atheist, the existence of God and miracles in general fall under the anthropological cateogry of "magical thought".
Try to have a look at Frazer's Golden Bough for a list of examples.
>>29759543
>>mormon triggered because anon associates word "magic" with "mormons"
he doesn't want our secret out, let him be mad.
Imagine if everyone knew our power level, always having some asshole wanting his favorite pocketknife enchanted or something.
>>29757438
>blessing
>provides direction
Beware: it does not provide it symbolically. They believe the act of blessing CAUSES inspiration. In the same way throwing a ball makes it hit the target.
That's magic in my dictionary. I wish I could incept people with positive and inspired mental states just by belssing them.
>>29757342
Here's your (you)
Did I trigger you? Do you need to go to your safe space?
>>29757438
>It just bugs me when people use words just to get attention and try to be edgy when it's totally inaccurate.
SO what annoys you most? The misuse of the concept or the fact it was applied to mormons?
I.e. do you dislike falsities being spread about mormons? Or do you in general dislike concepts being misused?
>I don't know why I care so much.
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>>29759604
do you imply the Emperor is not real, citizen?
So, are we talking about weapons sacred to the /k/ube, or wepaons /k/'s religions would find sacred?
Because I'm a Paganbro. I don't know what gun i'd find sacred, I think i'm stuck with muh spears and muh swords. Unless I can have a sacred Glock 36.
>>29757417
They totally do.
The magic underwear is just the tip of the iceberg as far as mystical stuff and Mormons go. There's the magic bra, the magic finger cots, the magic hats, magic hot dish, and the mystical nut cup of holy redemption.
>>29759576
Aw man. I didn't know that.
But since now we are among trusted people, can you tell me more about your Lord/Lady and the way you worship his/her?
>>29759643
I'm just saying that, if there is something such as magic, HE must be the source of it.
The rest is just degeneracy and deviation from the righteous path.
It doesn't matter how you call it. They Psychs know better than I do when it comes to powers and the Clergy knows better than I do when it comes to religious jargon.
The only thing I need to know is that, when I walk through the dark valley, I shall not be afraid because the Emperor will sustain me.
>>29759660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilSDgI1JONw
it's basically this only replace anything badass with service projects and endless jello
sprinkle in the occaisonal holier than thou prick and that's basically it
Nugget. And also pic.
