>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>29725048
>>29725077
scared little shits detected
>>29724914
>>29725089
get back in the fucking immigration center muhammad.
>>29725089
weak pasta.
You too.
the fuck
here's your (You)
>>29724914
this pasta is stale
take it back to /pol/, they fall for it every time, especially since they have flags
>>29724914
hwat
>>29724914
>2016
>being this lewd
>>29724914
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
dirty ruski trying to sow discord among the STRONK Norwegian American alliance
get lost
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_to_Norway
>>29724914
But I don't want to fight Norway, I like Norway.
>>29724914
Who was the original country in this pasta?
>>29724914
Looks like you can finally look after yourselves
>>29724914
>pic related is Norways entire navy
>mfw
>>29724914
Those Russian web brigades sure are going in over drive in their divide and conquer tactics. And this ain't even /pol/
For the record I could never destroy the nation of the glorious Norwegian snow queen Elsa.
>>29724914
>OP's face when posting
I'm not sure if he's trying to bait us or the rice niggers
>>29725570
And it is getting smaller due to F-35s taking up our entire budget.
>>29725309
>>29725608
Thanks guys!
>>29725309
Same here. Every Norwegian I've met has been pretty cool.
>>29725608
>Russian web brigades sure are going in over drive in their divide and conquer tactics
If OP's abysmal effort is typical, I don't even know why they bother.
>>29725683
Thank you. Elsa is my ultimate sowfu. I totally want to be her human toilet seat.
Seriously though I really want Norwegians to spread more and increase their numbers. I for one would welcome a massed immigration of Norwegians here in the United States. I'm sure the rest of Western Europe would too. Hopefully it would stop the rise of Akmed from taking over Europe.
>>29725763
Literally I met a former CIA employee who admitted Putin pays kids to spread Pro-Russian propaganda all over the internet. It makes sense if you think about it. Why use the TV when you can post online easier? Remember the endless Vladimir memes they copied from the Chuck Norris trends?
>>29725806
>Vladimir memes
That was them? I thought it was substandard shitposting because cloning a dead meme from 2005 is just retarded.
>>29724914
You are aware that the USA has the biggest and the second biggest air force?
>>29726037
You are aware that you are the reason why /k/ is full of shitposting?
>>29726051
Are you aware that your .gif isn't animooted?
>>29724914
Its Sunday.
Work tomorrow, remember?
Are you still drinking?
Whats a norway?
Is that where ikea furniture comes from?
Or is that the place they make LG refrigerator?
>>29725763
>>29725806
I've literally met a russian student who had internet shilling as a part time job.
they get shit pay, but they basically get paid for being on reddit. and the fucker was a avid redditor. I think he worket at some shitty office in st.petersburg
>>29726019
The thing was I still felt the Chuck Norris jokes were funny, until the musty ass slav niggers got their hands on them, erased Norris' name, wrote in Putin's name, and made a lame internet sensation out of them.
It really pissed me off as well because Putin was nothing but a former KGB manlet who knew the right people to get where he is. And KGB guys, in truth, aren't really the best of the Soviet Union's agencies.
>>29724914
>implying
>>29725767
>asking to be cucked by Norweigan men
Is this what white nationalism is like?
>>29724914
>running RHIBs in your fleet photos to make your 2 frigates look bigger
lulz
>>29726226
>running frigates in your fleet photo to make your carrier look bigger
>>29726233
>Wanting to be cucked by some Somali nigger named Muhammad
Is this what a liberal looks like?
Immigration doesn't mean cucking you Russian faghat. Immigration involves, Men, Women, Children, Families, and the Elderly. Sometimes immigrants will live in their own personal familiar communities where their populations will grow. The trick to good immigration is by having a product(people) who's presence can contribute to the betterment of your nation. It's like yogurt, you want that bacteria in your system because it's good for you. Where as something like e coli is a bacteria you want to stay away from. Immigration works something like that.
If I could be Lincoln and ship much of the blacks in the south back to Africa, I would gladly fill the empty spots with Norwegians.
I'll now leave you to masturbating at your Hillary Clinton poster.
>>29726296
>not having the world's largest carrier
>>29726226
>>29726247
>>29726296
>>29726337
Russia stop samefagging.
>>29726187
>Chuck Norris jokes were funny
I'll admit they were a guilty pleasure of me and my friends a decade ago.
Memes remain funny for about 6-24 months, less if it goes mainstream (merchandising). However, they die immediately upon the subject's acknowledgment (see Norris's book, or Rick Astley's Thanksgiving float). Being co-opted by foreign intel agencies might work as well.
>>29726322
>norwegian immigration
you already got like 800 000 in the 19th century.
theres not enough norwegians to go around
>>29726369
And the weird thing is there's an endless reserve of Africans and snackbars heading into Europe.
>>29726369
>>29726422
>800k norwegian economic immigrants move to the us.
>perfectly integrated, exccepts that they eat lutefisk and lefse.
>800k arabs and north african immigrants move to europe. all hells breaks loose, and they never integrate.
whyy
also pls buy us another navy. the one you bought for us in the 60s have been replaced with nothing
>>29724914
t. norwegian moor
>>29726369
So? Just fill in the spots with some Swedes and Danes. We won't say anything. There's more room in Wisconsin.
>>29726754
>Posting pics of Idris Elba.
Go back to /tv/
>>29726226
Lol.
Americans are so dumb. A single chinese sub could fire a single nuclear tipped torpedo and take out that entire battlegroup.
>>29727275
But Taiwan doesn't have nuclear torpedoes.
>>29724914
So...is that your entire navy?
>>29727275
Do you know how hard it is to take a submarine in proximity you dumb Ruskie? Or the counter attacks on docks?
Go take a shower.
>>29725077
>>29725140
I love this meme.
>>29727275
> They march close together on the parade ground, they must march close together on the battlefield.
Nuclear-armed subs are a real threat, anon, but that doesn't mean you have to be so fucking retarded about it all the time.
>>29724914
>>29724914
why did you bother posting this again?
>>29724914
Thanks for the pic of the entire Norwegian navy
we just need to bomb Copenhagen for 2 days and then you Norwaygians would be begging for peace
>>29724914
Norway sucks
Here's the problem, OP. The Japanese ethos was warped forever by the atomic bomb attacks during WWII. Millions of Japanese men, women, and children were forced to come to terms with the idea of an overwhelmingly powerful entity outside of their control that could wipe them out of existence without warning using unspeakable weapons. They did this, for the most part, by exploring the idea in fiction. Godzilla is one example. Anime is another. If the United States of America were to deploy nuclear weaponry against Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and France, chances are the same thing would happen again: More Godzillas, and more anime. Do you think the world can really handle six animes? In the 1980's, United States President Ronald Reagan developed an idea known as "Mutually-Assured Destruction" (MAD). This philosophy stated that war with Russia would not happen, because there was no way to wage it without both countries being destroyed. I see this same situation today. We cannot nuke more countries for fear of mutually assured destruction when they create more anime. Thank you for your time.
>>29724914
>>29728941
Uh...Copenhagen ?
> "forget it, he's rolling..."
>>29728984
Stockholm then asshole
