So /k/. how does this video of a 11 y/o girl handling some pretty nice knives make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srfZsi7jrHI
>>29717668
It makes me feel like OP has autism.
>>29717668
This isn't /k/ material, this is YouTube /pol/-/v/ bullshit.
Fuck off.
>>29717668
What the fuck. Gas yourself.
>>29717668
I feel nothing.
Go blog about youtube ecelebs in /v/ or something.
it makes me want to restart my life but I can't do that
>>29717668
It makes me feel like she is going to be surprisingly ugly after her teenage years
>>29717713
FUCKING THIS, i thought this immediately.
Also CSGO knives IRL are autism, CSGO knives in virtual are also autism.
leave, and never return.
>>29717786
Most knives in it are autism but there is literally nothing wrong with m85 bayo's
>>29717910
>but there is literally nothing wrong with m85 bayo's
Yeah, but it's not a little girl unboxing her package from Ye Olde Local Surplus shop. it's a "csgo knife".
>>29717668
I think she oughta have a gun instead.
>>29718006
Nah dude, she'd get a gun, make a video about it, and another retard would perpetuate the "all of /k/ is noguns" meme.
>>29717668
She's sort of cute, I'd probably fuck her.
>>29717973
Well to be fair, all the skins on the knifes she got are from cs:go.
What really bugs me is that she got them for free, like fuck man, I wish I could be a cute little girl and get free knifes.
>>29717668
I think what scares me most is the fact she was raised by a pack of internets.
>>29718996
seems to me it had a good effect considering how not retarded she seems compared to the vast majority of other 12 year olds.
>>29719057
Probably her 3rd take and she edited it to no end.
>>29719073
yeah you're probably right. i guess i just want some kid to be not so retarded as the rest.
>>29718996
yeah, if I was in charge of raising her she wouldn't have turned into a knife autist.
>>29719057
>being loquacious and enunciating their words gooder makes someone not retarded
I'm pretty sure all 12 year olds are retarded.
>>29718916
Son, this is the internet.
We are, all of us, cute little girls.
Receive knife now.
>>29718289
You'll probably fuck anything at this point.
>>29719073
>edited
A kid that can edit video well at 12 will be a great youtuber when they grow up.
>>29719210
>Loquacious
You leave my wife's son out of this
Kind of baffled anyone would care. Like, I thought the point of female youtubers was to offer compelling content (this is ChaosXsilencer-tier) or look attractive (not with that fivehead). If you're a closet pedo looking for young girls to creep on, there are literal tens of thousands of those vlogs of 8 year olds girls sleepovers, so it cant be that either.
>>29718289
I fucking lost my shit
>>29717668
it's weird how she sounds so mature, probably in 6 years she will be my waifu crush
>>29719301
implying she edits the video and this whole youtube channel isn't actually 90% her parent's work
>>29717668
Jesus Christ, it looks like she was raised by the papa franku generation.
Is this a cute cringe thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clhRiP8IyuU
I think I'm in love, but she needs to learn a lot.
>>29719834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSFnmM12LOQ
The magic of hunting with papa.
I think I got about 5 seconds into her actually talking and called it quits.
I can deal with jump cuts for dramatic or comedic effect, sometimes it works really well. I can even deal with it when it's done poorly. but god damn it was jump cut after every single word and her spouting retarded scripted shit.
Nah fuck that bullshit.
>>29719878
>that massive adrenaline dump
>>29719878
>NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE BIG HORNED SHEEP
Alright that's it, I'm gonna go get married so I can have a little girl and get one of these as a hunting buddy.
>>29719753
This
>>29719894
/This
>trying way too hard to be cute-funny
>trying way to hard to create some quirky, snappy monologuing quirky YT persona
would be better if she just talked normal and did normal reviews. she's probably cuter, funnier more interesting and captivating if she did a more natural type of presentation.
edits and out-takes would be fine but this is way to try hard
>>29718916
who's to say you can't be? catfishing is surprisingly lucrative these days. white knights are suckers, especially if you get them to send you stuff related to hobbies they like
>>29717687
>knives
Eh, I'd say it's more related than /k/ music or patch threads that are always up.
>>29717668
>how does this video of a 11" forehead handling some Walmart teir knives make you feel?
>>29719834
Except for the CoD stuff, that wasn't so cringe. Pretty shit shooting, but seems to have started an interest in shooting. Plus, she looks like a Disney princess, which rings all kinds of bells inside me.
She is mentaly fucked up. Stolen childhood by google/youtube.
>>29718289
I don't like it when little girls curse and are like that
she certainly is pretty cute though
>>29720503
>criticizing kids for their looks
back to the plastic tits, filthy teleio
>>29717668
I feel like I can't help but wonder how and why that annoying little fuck has over 300K subs.
>>29717668
Horny.
>>29720773
that applies to pretty much all of her generation
>>29720836
>over 300K subs.
YT stats reveal 90% of subs are single men 40+ yrs old with an average income of less than $40,000
>>29720951
I'll apply my dick to her generation.
>>29720957
i watched this whole thing
what the fuck is wrong with me
>>29717668
Is she one of those people with a growth disorder or some shit?
>>29721220
Looks like a pretty typical 11 year old to me.
I had a crush on someone with growth disorder, making them look 12.
>>29721231
lol
>girl
That's a boy.
>Skip to 2:22
>"Give it to me!"
U-u-uh....um....
>>29721282
opps I mean 3:22
>>29717786
Absolutely agree
Thanks for linking this video to me so I could dislike it
>Karambit knives
Kill yourselves RIGHT NOW
Fucking cunts, I hope this girl and anyone who likes CS GO skins or Meme knives burns in a fire
>>29721282
go to 6:00
>>29717668
LT. CORBIS!
I'd totally fuck her, even though she's a little old for my taste.
12YearOldMakingDickJokesOnYoutube/10 would bang
>>29722635
I'm sure if you paid their parents enough money, they would let you.
They are already whoring the shit out of her on youtube.
>>29722635
>fetal alcohol syndrome
>>29722655
I'm pretty sure she started the channel on her own.
>>29721282
get
>>29721982
HELP
>>29718289
>>29722680
I'm pretty sure she worked hard for the Mic and Camera and all the retarded shit she "owns"
As whore
>>29722756
>what is a birthday gift
>what is a Christmas gift
Just because your parents hate you doesn't mean her parents are whoring her out.
>when I was 12 I had to walk 10 miles in the snow, up hill, both ways, to the coal mine so that I could afford my mic and recording equipment.
That's you.
>>29717668
Chris Hansen, go away.
>>29717668
It gives me more autism than this fucking board could have possibly gave me, and the fact that she has 300k subscribers because of that furry British faggot absolutely blows my mind
>>29719659
only reason anyone cares is because of like 2 videos she's done shitting on femnazis
>>29720508
braids have become my thing and I don't know why
>>29719834
she needs to learn to get her head down on that stock
>>29724632
Wait, what?
>>29719210
>loquacious
congratulations, you can use a thesaurus
>>29717668
Where the fuck are the mods?
Do I need to post lolis for them to get off their fat, autstic, inbred asses and do their jobs?
>>29725502
do it
>>29717668
"Pretty nice" knives? Haha no.
God that lt Corbis kid is so annoying. She is like an 11 year old little reddit scum shit with a giant forehead. Like that forehead makes up for over half her face. fuck
>>29725706
>getting asshurt over natural ugly children
Surprise, women aren't attractive until they hit puberty and beyond
>>29717668
This is what happens when you have Rich Evans as a father.
I wish Russia would buy me a loli for all the shilling I do for them.
>>29725187
some scummy furfag named Pyrocynical shouted out her channel or something and she gained 300 thousand subscribers, she had 80 when she got the shout out. it makes me want to be riddled with bullets for fucks sake.
>>29725715
>White knighting
> On 4chan
I hope you become the worlds first living speed bump.
lol this kid is kinda funny
>>29725792
Don't worry, Hillary Clinton has also +300k supporters
But that doesn't mean they aren't all faggots and Hillary isnt cancer
This girl will get raped and die very soon, don't worry
>>29725429
I read a lot and actually remember more than half the words that i had to memorize for my 9th and 10th grade english courses.
>>29725715
>pedo bear would like a word
>>29727083
>implying I wouldn't nail cuties from 13-17
Nice assumptions, dicknose
>>29725792
I don't pay attention to those self feeding incestuous drama you tube channels.
It's like rival tabloid magazines talking shit about each other so much that they dropped the normal content about harassing celebrities.
Besides looking up music and cute bunny videos, the only you tube channels I give a fuck about are related to my interests:
Accursed Farms
MattV2099: Guns & Food
nsz85
tnoutdoors9
GaLm
ssohpkc
>>29729097
>Accursed Farms
People say I sound just like Ross when I play games on the PC or Xbox Live. I had to figure out who the fuck they were talking about, then binged watched all of Freeman's Mind.
10/10 channel.
>>29717668
It's cute in a retarded kinda way. Still hate kids but whateve.
>>29729097
matt2099 = operator operating operationally
>>29717668
>>29729247
>completely lack of eye folds
>normal nose
What is a standard 11 year old
>>29729213
...while operating, of course?
>>29717668
It's pretty cute. I'd like for my daughter, if I have one, do be into cool stuff like that. It would be something to bond over.
>>29719878
She is just orgasming
>>29721282
>not jerking it to the video where she says "fuck my robot pussy"
