ITT: Help an ausfag find some inconspicuous steel-capped shoes for ""self defence"". Other inconspicuous weaponry is also appreciated.
>>29709601
Just carry a fucking knife in your pocket.
>>29709601
Just carry a fucking gun in your pocket
>>29709601
Just carry a fucking grenade in your pocket.
>>29709601
Just carry a fucking pocket in your pocket.
>>29709601
Just car some field artillery in your pocket.
>>29709601
Just carry a fucking pocket in your knife.
>>29709601
Just pocket a fucking in your carry
>>29709601
>fucking carry a just in your pocket
Fuck your pocket, OP.
Maybe a roll of coins?
>can also make your dinkum stinkum look bigger when correctly deployed innaclub
>>29709658
>fucking carry a JUST in your pocket
Unga just carry rock in loincloth
>>29709601
Fuck these faggots. Listen OP, what you need is to join up with a serious self defense club like zumba, or tai-bo. You'll never need to worry about carrying anything in your pocket again.
>>29709711
Zumba is a dance class you retard.
OP don't listen to this dude. Take P90X instead
>>29709720
Are you inbred? OP can serve those mutha fuckas!
>>29709720
Tae-bo at it's finest
>>29709601
Bloke, they sell the steel cap Volleys in fucken KMart or Big W.
Buy a cane.
>>29709601
Caterpillar makes some steel toes that look like regular shoes. As far as weapons you can get caribeaners (sp?) and keep one in each pocket and then just slip them over your knuckles when needed.
