Any good hiking or innawoods stories worth sharing /K/ommrades?
find this in your local wally world. wat do? buy or not buy?
>>29706928
buy
>>29706928
Fuck no that's shits nasty you poor nigger dominos is like 2 dollars more
>pro tip cook it yourself
So I'm innawoods right now. Never seen anyone out here at night before. Well 30 mins ago I heard some kids drinking by a truck. They must have heard me because they started hooting and hollering. So I just shot into the ground once, dead silence then I hear them load up and drive off
Pic related, still wandering around
>>29706991
some kids pulled up so you just fired a round off? haha anon what are you doing? just hiking or what?
>>29706894
Like, spoopy screencaps or actual stories?
>Go camping
>First time
>No experience
>Hear rattling in trees, think it's deer/bear/big animal
>Fire a .22 at it
>Wake up two hours later
>hear more rustling
>fire .22 at it to scare it off
>Fire like six .22s over the course of the night blindly into a copice of trees
>Morning comes
>copice comes to life
>it's full of birds, absolutely fucking full of birds
>birds flying out and in from everywhere
tl;dr I spent all night firing blindly into the darkness at birds that were just trying to fucking sleep
>>29707548
The next time you want to blindly shoot at a noise in the dark please shoot yourself first, you fucking retard.
>>29706928
I would.
>>29706894
>Just about a year ago
>Inna Georgia late spring / early summer
>Inna-property just roaming around enjoying the woods
>Decide to make a small shooting range so grab a shovel, a pick, and loads of bottled water
>Digging and moving dirt so I'm a tad below surface level and have a berm to shoot into
>After a good portion of the day decide to test it out
>Go back to house and grab some small clay targets and glock 22
>Heading back to little range I made
>Ground's a bit soft
>Continue walking
>Suddenly collapse 2 feet downward
>Spooked as fuck
>Look down
>Lots of angry buzzing and swarming
>Suddenly my legs are on fire (pain wise)
>In a panic drop glock and box of clays
>GTFO of there as quick as possible
>End up going to hospital (got stung ~40 times in the legs and arms)
>Never go back for glock or clays
>Still a huge-ass yellow jacket nest there
Pic some-what related.
>>29708323
>not returning to go scorched earth on that metropolis
>not returning with 30 lbs of tannerite for Hiroshima wasp edition
You know what needs to be done. Do it for your legs and arms
>>29708323
Just get a white burka and recover your glock.
>>29706894
>family reunion
>go to family ranch on Mexico/Texas border
>everybody gets drunk as fuck, fill up the ATV's and Mules with fuel and beer
>designate one as the liquor-mobile
>fill a cooler with ice, makers mark, and a 20 pack of Coke Zero
>start driving to southern property line
>WE GONNA CAMP
>get to the fence line and literally of the vehicles start to die out
>batteries all dead
>we are feet from Mexico
>nothing electric is working
>get drunk as fuck and sleep on/in the vehicles
>morning comes, everything works fine
I still can't figure out if it was some weird border patrol EMP device or what. But that sucked.
>>29708323
I wouldn't have gone back either.
>be 8
>western Louisiana
>Brother and his friend decide to go tear some shit up on fourwheelers
>little brother my way into the fun
>riding on the back of the friend's fourwheeler
>tearing up dirt roads
>decide to go off road
>flying through brush and shit
>brother spots a hill about 3 ft high
>brother just drives over it
>the front tires go straight through the hill
>1000s of yellow jackets come pouring out
>swarm brother
>friend takes in other direction at about mach 2
All I could do was watch my brother flail around.
I felt bad, but he would always hogtie me and leave me in my room. What goes around comes around.
>>29708485
Do it OP. record it and post it so we can watch as you remove filthy dirt dindus.
