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Congrats /k/ you won lotto! You received around $100million
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Congrats /k/ you won lotto!

You received around $100million after taxes

How much of that will go towards buying /k/ related stuff and what would you get
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>>29694920
>m4 Sherman tank
>full retard mp5, uzi, 1919 and m16
>50bmg rifle

>buy wife some expensive shit to make her happy
>but land inna Texas / Arizona

>invest a few mil
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>>29694920
I blow most of it building a self sufficient fortress complete with underground bunker complex. With a moat and several trebuchet of course. And weaponized bees in the surrounding forrest. The rest goes to guns and ammo to arm me my wife and the 10 kids I'll have to protect the fort.
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Make my movie
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>>29694920
I would divide each million dollars into a different mutual fund and put them into their own category. 80,000$ per type of gun. 80 thousand dollars worth of 5.6 rifles, 80,000$ worth of 9mm pistols, 80,000 of 90mm cannons, etc... per year. Thats 100 types of gun sheds that overfill
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Make a PMC and a base off the coast of Costa Rica
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>>29694920
Buy a black market Russian nuke and seize control of the island of Fernando Po.
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>>29694920
I'd start a factory and make reproductions and civilian legal versions of cool old guns.

FNCs, and Pancor Jackhammers AHOY
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>>29695067
A true hero
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>how much would go towards /k/ stuff
<1%
Guns are pretty cheap, and I don't feel like buying the ultra-collectible Forgotten weapons stuff you can't even shoot, even if I did have the money.
Just an outdoor range in the north, a few big safes, and some mass produced guns. Lots of milsurp.
DESU, guns aren't the center of my life, I like stuff like travel, nature, dogs, rats (and destroying pussy) way more than guns.
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Enjoy that 40% tax
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Expensivest AK and AR-15, plus HK USP Tactical, Desert Eagle, and Accuracy International AWM of some sort.

The rest would go towards bills, possibly a new house, etc.
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>>29695115
>You received around $100million after taxes
>after taxes
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>>29694920
Every single round of .22 I can. Then burn it.
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Buuild a bigass house in the best place I can find, with an underground 300y range and the best home gym that money can buy.
About 20mil right there. Might be exaggerating.

The rest would be banked or used to fund IPSC clubs around my parts, since they are rare and small as fuck.
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>>29694920

I'd do two chicks at the same time.
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>>29695115
wow, You sound really smart! I bet everyone wants to get to know you.
http://www.theonion.com/article/learned-sage-points-out-powerball-not-much-after-t-52161
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>>29695105
I like how rats came before destroying pussy.
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>>29694920
>How much of that will go towards buying /k/ related stuff and what would you get+ 0 post omitted.

I would buy every single pre 86 machinegun at a price nobody could refuse over the course of a few years. Then, I would post a video on youtube showing me blowing them all up with tannerite
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>>29695165
Calm down satan
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>>29695035
Same.
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>>29695035
IMO an oil rig would eat up a huge chunk of 100 million.
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>>29695151
If you've owned rats, you'd understand. Rats are totally bros. They're more intelligent than a lot of dogs, and they can be just as affectionate. gotta raise them right though.
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>>29695133
The government can tax you just for owning money, you know.
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>>29694920
id buy a small house on a large piece of property, set aside enough to invest and live off of. then maybe id start mass producing old cartridges. almost nobody does it, id be making money, and milsurp shooters wouldnt have to pay $1.50/round for what is basically .308 components
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>>29695194
Not if I get my 100 Billion
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PVS-31s

And maybe an M240B if there's one on the register somewhere
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Buy a big ass lot of land out in the middle of nowhere. Commission someone/company to dig out the entire area. Build own underground shooting range/secondary living place, complete with ventilation, utilities, security system and the like. Put shed over entrance. :^)

Buy a fuuuuck ton of ammo.

Get a nice AK. As I'm lacking one in my life.

put some money towards milsurp stuff to STALKER and go innawoods on my down time.
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>>29694997
This. Good luck getting your investments back when the nukes hit, other anons.
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>>29694920
>M60
>M1918A2
>M1928A1
>M3A1
>MG-42
>M240
>400 Acers in Montana to put Fort GoFuckYourSelf on
>Retro-Fit my Pick Up
I would probably blow 50k on ammo alone. Oh and Id probably donate some dosh for muh trains
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>>29695274
>only 400 acres

Nice list though
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>>29695289
Forgot a zero
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>>29695274

Muh steam program.

muh 765

muh 611

much no steam at steam town
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>>29695322
>tfw 9000 will never be alive again
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>>29695194
Philosopher's Legacy nigga
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>Renovate my knife shop.
>Move out of Fuck ass California
>Buy tokarev
>Buy nyet rifle is fine SKS
>Declare my 500 acre compound innawoods the new CSA And keep out yankees
>Die and have my body embalmed in Cosmoline.
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>>29695199
Youre a fuckin weirdo no wonder you hang out here. I imagine you having a greasy ponytail and wearing a lot of black.
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>>29694920
A few novelty guns but mostly pistols and to see what I can do with them.
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>>29695165
Just make sure not to blow your leg off
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>>29694920
Anything I wanted. Do you realize how much $100 million is? Particularly compared to firearms. You'd be hard pressed to reach six figures on a single item, and that would still be a mere 0.1% of your newfound riches.
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>>29694920
>200 million Nuggets
>how?
>why?
>fuck you
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>>29696080
>200 Million Nuggets
>160 Million more Nuggets then were actually made

Nice.
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>>29694920

> get licensed
> hire engineers and machinists
> purchase milling equipment
> spend my days making and selling firearms that buttfuck every restrictive gun law in this goddamned country
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>>29694920
Buy land, build farm, build big underground bunker under it, acquire lot of womens and produce many childrens
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>>29696110

> you'll go broke/insane/suicidal first

I'd take biannual trips to Thailand to do unconscionable things to young brown women, then come home and laugh as a team of doctors tried to unravel my Charlie Sheen-level web of STDs.
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Less than 1%.
>tricked out versions of: VEPR, PTR, AR-10, M1A, Tikka T3x all in .308/7.62NATO
>several shipping palettes full of ammunition for said rifles
>Garand with swordy bayonet and 20k rounds of M2 in enblocs
>1911 in .45ACP
>nice .44 magnum revolver
>some Albion swords
>KA-BAR
All that shit is still far, far less than a million. The real money goes towards a private island and a schooner.
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>>29694920
First I'd buy a house with a walk-in vault because I'd buy so many fucking guns and so much ammo it wouldn't be funny.
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>buy old nuclear silo
>renovate it tk be my mansion/compouND
>a coupleasure of apcs
>all the gear queer shit I've ever wanted
>classes on how to survive Inna woods
>so many god Dann guns
>mountains of ammo and reloading supplies
>different properties to rent out for more dosh
>2 women at the same time
>maybe some make up for the wife
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>>29696089
They're made of driftwood and iron shavings, right?
Easy.
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>>29694920
I would take 1 million and buy shit that I always wanted, mostly /k/ related

1 million will be shared with my family
500k with my closest friends
1 million would go to chairity
10 million would be invested
the rest would be set aside for later
> children, grandchildren, ...
they would only get my money, if they could handle them reliable
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>>29694920
Move to a country with a weak government along with many like-minded people, maybe in Africa, buy lots and lots of land, buy aquaponics equipment, bribe the hell out of the government to let me get nuggets of the moist variety, AKs, PKPs, SVDs, APCs, LAVs, small drones, and maybe a hind 24 helicopter, comms and surveillance equipment and endless tons of munitions, set up self sustaining community and train literally everyone able to hold a rifle into small unit tactics and guerrilla combat (and how to operate the armour), then dedicate myself to managing the finances of my little commune and what's left of the 100m (probably not much)
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>hire some gunrunning friends
>invest muh cash in legal and illegal gunrunning around the world
>sell guns both to ISIS and Assad.
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>>29696128
>Thailand
>young brown "women"
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>>29696128
I like the way you think, ive always wanted to do some "sex-tourism". I just get so hard thinking about traveling the world knocking up brown & yellow girls.
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>buy an sks and a nugget
>also buy a bunch of niggers
>buy large estate in North Dakota
>niggers help me build up my fortress
>I thank the niggers, buy them 2 glock 40s each
>now the fun starts
>buy blueprints to VSS Vintorez
>start mass producing that shit
>build a company
>start producing ALL the old cartridges
>eventually move on to more Russian shit that we can never have
>mass produce
>mass produce at least 4,000,000 more Mosins.
>buy out Remington, Marlin and Bushmaster
>make them quality companies again
>870s are as good as ever
>at this point I probably have over a billion dollars
>donate lots of money to pro2A foundations
>finally settle down, buy myself an outdated, impractical gun
>a good old 1911
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>>29695194
How much does an oil rig cost?
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>>29694920
I would buy the /k/ube.
And blow it up on Youtube.
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>>29695194
Could be wrong, but I'm told you can get them cheap if you are legally certified to buy it and the company was going to decommission it anyway.
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>>29695199
>have rats
>they always try to escape
>one night they succeed
>they come sit next to my bed and sleep there
was the cutest fucking thing ever
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>>29694920
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>>29696278
a silo would be nice indeed
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>>29696588
>Tfw when the /k/ube survives everything you throw at it
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>>29696588

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE /K/UBE
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>>29694997
This, except I'll make it Brotherhood of Nod themed. The Temple would be the primary living quarters, the Hand of Nod would be the guest house/in-laws place and both an Airfield and War Factory to house vehicles. Power and Water would be handled by the Power Plant and Refinery, then the whole place is surrounded by a 10 foot concrete wall with turrets & Obelisks (nominally just cameras, but provisions for remote weapons is possible.

I want to do donuts in the high desert with a pimped out APC plinking at shit with an M60.
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Live off of $5 Mil the rest of my life, withdrawing 2% per year. Put $5 Mil toward business ventures. Set up a trust fund with the rest to ensure my progeny are wealthy forever.

Probably keep doing as I do now, but instead of work 60 hours/week, I can travel and pursue my hobbies.
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>>29695105
This guy knows it. Guns are pretty much shit when compared to stuff like hot pussy and traveling.
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>>29696705
PEACE THROUGH POWER!
KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
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>>29694920
I've always wanted a themed gun park wit reactive targets.

So like a bombed out French village with random Nazi soldiers that pop up ND shoot blanks. Or a Vietnam village stuffed with Vuetcong/NVA regulars.

Set them up with like MILES gear to both register and give huts to the shooter. Add compressed air tube that simulate bullet strokes/ light anti tank rounds.

Imagine waking up every morning, and fighting Nazis to reach/disable their 8's ahead of the invasion. Hhhhngh.
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>>29695199
DS2 Rat Covenant?
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I'd set up a South African anti-poaching operation.

With blackjack and hookers.
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>>29696537
They practically give them away.

The reason they do that is because they cost an arm and a dick to maintain/keep running.
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I would spend it all on /mlp/ banners.
And make sure every board has them on them.
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I would buy all of the .22 LR.
All of it
Everywhere
Forever
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>>29696847
>this is actually the government's plan to switch to 6.8
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>>29695117
>expensivest
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>>29696861
>6.8

why?
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>>29696870
They got egg on their faces from 5.56 not being able to kill Afghan goatfuckers from 400 meters.
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>>29696915
Did the Soviets distribute Carhart© jackets into Afghanistan?
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>put 50 million into bank account
>put 40 million into stocks/bonds/cds and live off the accrued interests/dividends
>spend 5 million on land and housing/bunker
>spend 3 million on weapons, ammo, armor, pilot's license, used huey
>hang on to the remaining 2 million as a safety net until the interests/dividends begin rolling in
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>>29696810
In fact, forget the south African anti poaching and blackjack
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>>29694920
That money in the pic isn't real. all the bills have the same serial number.
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id probably invest in state of art kydex press and new workshop, then get rich selling holster and sheth since i could pump them out so much faster and higher quality. maybe industryal sewing machine that can handle thick leather also make leather holster or even chaps clothes etc.
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>>29696953
what's your level of education Mr. Thyroid?
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>>29694920
I'd buy a nice plot of land in either AZ or MO, and build some cabins to host nuggetfest and guided wild pig hunts. Also build a dank-ass kitchen for cooking the kills.
After that...
>integrally suppressed 10/22 Takedown
>Small supply of intergrally suppressed 10/22 for teaching non-funs how to fun.
>invest the rest in a non-profit whose sole purpose is to repeal the NFA and any anti-fun laws.
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>>29694920
100 million?

Meh on /k/ probably not that much

But i would buy something weird like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdZYr0oGMSU

And commission someone to make a large batch of the now unobtainium ammo and clips

Or maybe even commission a version in a modern equivalent like .32 or .25(something weak enough enough for straight blow-back with such a small bolt.)

Then i get to dress up like a proper steampunky gentleman and go to the range on a sat night when its full.

Then Never do so again.

Stories will be told of the time the saw a dude at the range that looked like he was out of a shitty cosplayers dream.

No one would believe them.
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>>29694920
Bout half
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>>29694920
At least $101million
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>>29696965
training? self tought how to make things in my workshop, no formal train or classes or whatever. school of the street you could say. if you mean school like high school none of your bus. pi** off with that. and ill say this im doing a lot better in life than alot of people with high dollar collage degree i can promise you
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>>29697116
it's a simple question Mr. Thyroidism

What is your level of education?
do you have a high school degree?
GED?
Did you attend college?
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>>29697133
quit my sophmore year in high school, went to work on my own and have been ever sense. like i said i do better than people with high dollar collage degrees and i know that paper on the wall frame is just bulsh** anyway real worl experience is what count when it all said and done and i have more experience than most. id love to see some fancy executive forge kydex to form fit a high dollar pistol holster in his fancy suit. lol aint gonna happen.
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>>29697150
Ignorance is bliss right? LOL!
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>>29694920
>2 mil on a compound and kitting it out
>1 mil on guns
>2 mil on ammo
>1 mil on equipment for SHTF
Invest the rest in gold.
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>>29696742
Oh, the initial plan before the family moves in would be to buy all the NFA shit I can. The fortified compound+heavy firepower+ominous atmosphere+dog kennel would attract our favorite law enforcement bunch. They'll probably probe around but I'll be cordial & legal. This might creep them out to the point of sending in the cavalry, but the only thing that'll be burning are the BBQ pits for the housewarming party. The negotiator will receive beer, cake and tunes and an invite for the entire force to come in and stay a while. That's when I deploy my ultimate trap: all the beer is shitty malt liquor.

I basically want to troll on a Federal level.
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>>29697167
>>29697232
Man yall niggas fresh off the boat from reddit huh?
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>>29697270
nah, Thyroid is a fucking idiot who manipulates family members to risk their job so he can grab .22lr first instead of waiting like the rest of the shoppers, and he's an asshole range bully who hides behind his moms boyfriend
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i'd buy an island and start a micronation
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>>29697180
>Invest the rest in gold.

you actually believe all those ads on glen becks shows dont you
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>Location any southern conspiracy totting town

>Hire 20 Boeings

>Hire 3000 Russian actors or (paratroppers)

>Make secret agreement with local NG to play their part
>A few teams of pyrotechies to place smoke effects and explosives around for realisme

>Bribe(hire Fox News to make a fake local news story about Russian invasion

>Put up a lot of hidden cameras in town

>Get on a hill with good view and wach the chaos unfold as Russian drops from the skies and civillian panic and the preppers all die of hearth attack
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>>29697291
i dont miniulate anyone and am not a bully
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>>29697270
No actually I'm a cad technician who has both 'real world experience' and a college degree.
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Probably try and manipulate politics in my country so I can:

>purge the government of corruption and foreign traitors
>put in good gun laws
>close off the borders
>kill scousers
>declare full independence from the UK
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>>29697358
wont mean nothing in a job interview with someone like me who has ran and managed his own shop and custom business for close to 10 years
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>>29697390

>Won't mean anything.

Wtf is that supposed to mean? It's cute that you think running small number productions out of your garage compares to what I do for a living, but then again you never graduated so I wouldn't expect you to understand what a real job is.

I'll let you know when 10 years in the auto industry as an Engineer keeps me unemployed. Thanks for the concern though.
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>>29697457
small number lol get real. i made close to 30 000 last year TAX FREE all cash business on top of that ebt buys my groceries and im able to put most in an account and save or buy whatever gun or tool electronic clothes cars i want, good luck when your coprate job s lost and you are in the soup line begging me for a job
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>>29694920
F-35
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>>29697492
>30k
>tax free

Get real kid, you are trying to brag that your micro production company put 30k in your pocket and you just admitted to us all that its illegitimate. Whats even more sad is that you think that number is worth bragging over. I make literally double your salary, but you wouldn't have known that because you are drop out and have no real sense of whats actually making it.

And just a little pro tip, when you get 10 years experience in a high end engineering field and your 'corporate job' lets you go, there are about a dozen others willing to take you in on a salary bump. But again, I wouldn't expect a drop out to understand how the industry actually works when you just admitted to us all you are just playing pretend in your garage.

But please, if you have something else to prove just link us to your business. I'm sure wed all love to see it. Including the IRS
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>>29697358
Yeah hes baiting you reddit, thats what he does
>>29697291
Literally everything he posts is a troll, and you still took the bait.
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>>29697586
im sure you make 60 000 loser but even if you did you waste half of it in taxes lol so who cares. you collage paper experts are a dime a dozen while real men like me pull ourselves up the hard way with work not wth daddys collage fund
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>>29697492
is this the nugget enterprises guy or something?
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>>29697641
no i make custom holster and sheths

example here is my too tone punisher model
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>>29697632
If you actually knew what you were talking about you would know that 60k isn't a stretch by any means and isn't even impressive in this kind of field. But you AREN'T in this field, you are just playing pretend in your garage and talking shit.

Still waiting for that link though. I'm sure everyone who knows you on here would love to see it. A 'real man' like you has nothing to hide right?
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ghost skull pattern
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wolf moon model, can be worn inside waste ban our out side
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my popular custom punisher sheth
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too in one model sheth and holster, trying to get this into military trial would love to see it issued to our marine and soldier in the field
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>>29697679
I ordered a holster from squaredawaycustoms, it's been 8 fucking weeks and they haven't shipped yet.

Is that kind of wait normal?
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>>29697709
no i usually ship within 3 day if i have a mold or can find the gun to modle
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>>29697657
>>29697679

Jesus christ it all makes sense now hahaha. You are the kind of redneck who produces small batch models out of his garage and sells them at flea markets for 10 bucks a pop and doesn't charge tax.

I bet that 30k bought you a super nice double wide trailer that you have parked right behind the swap meet, I can only hope to be half the man you are!
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>people still falling for Tommy Thyroid
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>>29697721

DESU, I live in his same state (Georgia) and $30k will get you a pretty good deal in many parts of the state.

But he still a fuckboi
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>>29697721
There are some serious pros to that kind of business model.

>be your own boss
>not have to put up with faggots
>still making a living wage
>not paying for shanequa's abortions
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>not investing half of the chunk (around 30 mil after taxes)
Enjoy going broke and goin back to the ghetto nigguh
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>>29697747
i said 30 000 not 30 milion
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>>29697757
>investing only 30000
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Invest 20 mil in Roth IRA over time. The rest save 1 mil. Pay off all student loans and pay off school. Then.

>Gucci AR w funswitch lower.
>FAL
>HK P7
>Plate carrier and plates
>NODs
>fuckton of ammo.
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Tommy Thyroid is a personia someone uses whenever they want to derail a thread, usually meetup threads. You would know this if you have been here for over a week.
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>>29695147
Right on man
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>>29697790
That's sad
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>>29694920
Realistically I would probably make /k/'s dream of affordable reliable Dragunovs a reality.

>starting a business to put that money to good use, to make more
>Dragunovs

What's not to love about it?
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>>29697790
I always love his meetup posts
always bringin his mom and taking the guns for safety
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At this time I'd like to encourage all of you to go bump a thread, pushing this one away from page 1.

*I hope this works*
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custom sheth made for a friend who is school bus driver, it is his duty rig currently
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>>29697857
>school bus driver
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>>29696588
PURGE THE HERETIC
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>>29694920
My first purchase would be a fantastic safe to hold the pallet of cash pictured. TRTL-60X6 or so. Plus security shit to catch anyone trying to take it.

After that, I'd move to a state friendlier to NFA items and buy a few F/A guns. HK G3 DIAS at a minimum.
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>>29697902
better stash some in a place the American government cannot steal it too
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>Finn Mosin
>Saiga AK (converted to pistol grip)
>M1 Garand
>M1 Carbine
>Springfield TRP
>Hi Standard HDMS (integrally suppressed) .22 as manufactured by Arms-Tech.
>HK USP Compact Tactical (.45 ACP)
>Another non-compact USP Tactical (.45), for my oh shit kit.
>HK MK23
>2 MP5A3s
>2 MP5Ks
>2 RR M16s
>1 Registered FAL
>1 HK21
>1 MG42
>1 Remington 700 SPS AAC SD
>1 AI AWM chambered in .338 Lapua (5 dollar bills).
>1 Barrett M107
Suppressors for everything.
10k rounds of ammo for each caliber firearm I own (I already own 27 guns, so this would be a lot of money).
2 ANPVS7Bs
1 ANPVS14B
Cases and cleaning kits for everything.
Spare parts
A couple nicer (but inconspicuous cars)
A Mercedes or Audi.
A small cabin in the woods in Montana, with outbuildings to include ATF approved explosives storage magazine, garage with machining equipment set up, darkroom, pond or lake, and no neighbors for at least 10 miles.
Pay off my dads house.
Buy a lavish house in the suburbs.
Buy a sailboat.

Get:
FFL
FEL (explosives license)

Take:
All sorts of courses I have always wanted to do.

Continue working part time and make money in free time doing machining/FFL projects.

Invest the remaining 75 or so million, and give some to charity as well.
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>>29695379
BUM BUM BUM BUMMMM
NA NA NA, NA NAAAA
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>>29696305
> giving money to friends
Dont get me wrong, I like my friends too, but they better be some kind of strong bond friends to get even 1000 dollars too.

> family
There you go.
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>>29694920
>few hundred acres somewhere in Texas that I can unnaground on if necessary
>T-55 or T-72 with functioning gun, niggerrigged with extra armor welded/bolted/riveted on and whatever upgrades I need to make at all work
>RT-20
>a couple of full retard AKs and food for them
>a shitload of nuggets and nugget food
>Hi-Point Firearms or fund my own startup
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>>29694920
> land with natural aquifer
> small house in the center of that land
> bunkers made out of shipping container in side of mtn
> solar/ wind power
>pre-pay 40 years on local P.O. Box
>90% of what is remaining goes to funs and ammunition and explosives
> the other 10% i keep for gas and other shit.
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>>29694920
all of it
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>>29697939
Also get:
>2 AKS74Us
>Registered AKM
>2 Glock 34s
>Lugers, P38s, Mausers and some other cool historic pistols.
>Some revolvers
>Saiga 12
>Benelli M3S

Also give a couple million to my 3 family members.

Cessna and a competent mechanic.

McDonnell Douglas 500 scout style helo.
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>>29698025
im one step ahead of you.
the wife is a daughter of the Texas republic
>her family was given a section and a half (1400) of texas from the great sam houston himself.
> shes the only child of an only child of an only child.
> my kids get it allllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>29698059
1400 acres*
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>>29694920
all of it.
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>>29697319
Fucking kek
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>buy my own aircraft carrier
>enlist my fellow /K/ommandos
>buy small fleet of harriers
>go around the the world conquering small 3rd world countries and work our way up to global warfare
>offer our services to the highest bidder
We'll see what happens from there
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>>29697319
Why not just hire Pablos?
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>>29694989
>not buying a 20mm anzio rifle instead of pussy ass .50bmg
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>>29694920
Probably a mil. I'd buy a few more guns, and the rest would be ammo.

Unless you count prepping /k/, then it would be closer to 3 mil.
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>>29696537
600-650m according to google
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>>29698362
YES
oh yeah and the aircraft carrier from Top Gun is for sale
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>>29697661
>getting cucked this hard by tommy baittone
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>>29697857
>school bus driver
>duty rig
fucking kek
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>>29694920
all of it. im buying a town. deputizing all of you and we shoot full funs all day long.
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>>29695204
Uh, no.

They can tax income (new money earned on investments) up to 28%. And when you die they can tax anything over 5.3 million you have in your estate at 28%.
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>Buy a fuckload of guns, gun parts, accessories, and ammo
>Buy the best hand loading machine I can
>Buy a top quality 3d printer and CNC Machine and plenty of steel and aluminum billets
>Buy a fully functional Stuart tank
>Build a nice secure bunker innawoods with a good little cabin on top
>Make the bunker as self sufficient as possible
>Introduce Mr. Skinwalker to an arsenal of death should he visit
>Start a small business doing whatever the hell I like
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>>29698912
Lottery winnings aren't investments technically so they tax you at the top tier tax bracket which is 39.9%
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>>29695035

Was gonna post this
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>>29694920
>How much of that will go towards buying /k/ related stuff and what would you get

>import my dutch girlfriend
>buy large wooded property in a free state.
>build self sufficient compound
>buy L-3 GPNVG-18
>buy oshkosh MATV
>buyAH/ MH-6 helicopter
>buy SCAR 16 sbr, SCAR 17, full auto m16 lowers, ect


i would just take flying lessons and then rent out my helicopter and truck to airsoft milsim games and movie companies.
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>>29694920
OOW HCAR

Fostech Origin-12

Sig 552/553 Commando

Colt M4A1 Carbine

Saiga 5.45 AK74M with Zenitco Furniture

Robinson Armament XCR-L 5.56

Barrett M95 .50 BMG Bullpup

Czechpoint VZ58 tricked out with CSA

Valmet M76 with accessories and Comp

Saiga 410 Shotgun in SBS

Benelli M4 Tactical SBS w/ Ext. Mag

Sig P228

Glock 17 Gen 3

Accuracy International AX338

FN FS2000

HK P2000 LEM .40

Colt Python

Full auto FN FAL NFA pre-'86
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>>29696588
>>29696680
>>29697890
>implying blowing up the /k/ube is heresy
>implying blowig up the /k/ube isn't the greatest form of worship
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>>29697787
IRA contributions maxed at $5500 per year or $6500 per year at age 50. You also are ineligible for an IRA if you earn more than $131,000/year
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>>29698751
>mfw when a Nimitz class carrier probably cost around 4-6 billion usd
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>>29695199
>mr. slave
>lemiwinks
>GTFO
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>>29698031
>bunkers made out of shipping container in side of mountain
m8 shipping containers are garbage for taking pressure from the sides, and with $100 million you afford to build your mountain bunker out of material that won't kill you. Just my two cents.
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>>29699827
From the sides, yes.

They are literally made to be stacked up to 10 in a vertical row.

Thats a ton of weight.

And most people reinforce the sides of them with concrete or something to help the pressure of the soil.
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>>29697368
>SCOTFAG Detected
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>>29694997
i'm convertinghalf of it all to sacks of pennies and stacking them up as walls around my fortress.
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Reform the IRA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8yx5K_LCo
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>>29695228
You won't even have to, with that kind of money why not open a gun shop and become a SOT so the business can own post samples?
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>>29700187
>irsh
>having potatoes
:^)
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>>29695199
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>>29699047
>buy property in free state
so like not in america?
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>>29694920
probably 1%

I'd invest the rest and buy real estate in NYC, SF, LA, Singapore, London, maybe Paris and a dope ranch in Wyoming near Yellowstone
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>>29694920
I'm taking that money, buying a lot of property around the country, such as in Texas, Arizona, and Montana. I'll buy some apartment buildings and such for income properties to ensure I have positive cash flow.

I also buy lots of fun NFA shit because I can and horde ammo and weapons at each of my homes. My rural properties with lots of acreage will have a provisioned underground bunker system.

I'll get my JD, work because I want to and get experience in the legal field. Maybe start my own practice and take only cases that I feel like taking/that interest me.

So in the end, most of the money really goes towards investment properties and my own private "stay the fuck off" land.
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I'd put a few mil into trying to start a Nuggets-for-the-Needy foundation. Providing discount milsurp for those less fortunate who struggled growing up as noguns.
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>I move to North Dakota.
>Become senator of said state, self financing campaign.
>constantly put pro gun amendments into bills, anonymously.
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I would buy a Soviet BTR60 for around 25k and modify it to be street legal. That would be my hobby and obsession for quite a while. After I'm done, I'll buy some more shitty Russian surplus vehicles and refurbish those as well.

Eventually, I'll have my own armada of refurbished Soviet armor that I will drive around on my property, and on the road for the ones that are street legal.

I like fixing things. This is my fetish
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>>29702945
Edit: All of them I would try to restore to mint condition... Except for one.

I plan on tricking the shit out of a SECOND BTR60

I would put a fuckhuge engine in the back of it to replace the 2, 90HP engines currently in the back. I'd give it a kickass paint job and some rims to match it, and install an expensive speaker system. And finally, a REAL machine gun on the top :^)

This would be my pride and joy
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id probably invest in state of art kydex press and new workshop, then get rich selling holster and sheth since i could pump them out so much faster and higher quality. maybe industryal sewing machine that can handle thick leather also make leather holster or even chaps clothes etc.
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Try and produce a Master and Commander sequel

Or Hornblower
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>>29694920
Make a huge shooting compund of a couples thousand acres. Donate tons of cash to people making replica unicorn guns like AS VAL, VSS, SIG 540, etc. Also make a huge fun factory that will produce these guns, also sell them for super cheap. Make post 86 MG's in that factory and regularly host machine gun shoots. Somehow fuck over libs with my cash. Oh and almost, forgot dedicate millions of dollars to importing guns. You guys can add more for me, ran out of ideas, kinda just added to this list as I sit here and take a shit.
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>>29699047
Can you import me a dutch gf too?
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>>29694920

I'd build a godamn castle in the woods/plains, or on a cliff by the coast in my state. Buy extra acreage around it and wall it off. Set up with solar/wind power, start up a ranch.
Any extra I put towards defenses.

And live my godamn life happy

If I can afford all that with 100mil
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>>29703896
id say a good one, would be ok to build a cabin on like 5 acers of land, put tree wall around it live off the forrest, mushrooms wheat crops all you need right there even unt deers and turkeys year round if you owned the land
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>>29704057
But cabins can burn
Stone castle no burn
Rock is best house.rockpeg
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>>29694920
Open up a ammunition manufacturing company and produce 7.62x42. In brass casing no less.

I just wanna shoot my vz.52.
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Anyone know offhand how much a Sentinel site costs?
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>>29704113
not sure what that is but probably a few an acer, depends on size
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>Open up a demo shop with SOT.
>run some kind of " thin blue line" charity to provide for proper shmoozing to get all the demo letters I need
>finally live my dream of keeping a MD 500 w/ Dillion mini gun for home defense.
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>>29704151
I've been playing too much Fallout, It's called a Safeguard Complex
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>>29698362
You'd best be served getting a National Security Cutter and removing 8-ball in Somalia
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Most of it won't go towards /k/ stuff, as much as I love guns. About 80 acres of land bordering BLM land here in my home state, with a smallish house and decently sized shop would be some of it. As far as /k/ stuff id buy about 4 classic/ antique guns and 6 or 7 more modern ones, all of which would just be for fun (I know exactly which ones I'd buy, don't feel like listing them. I already have the guns I really care about and will keep no matter what.) I'd buy two humvees, a couple of Enduro bikes, trick out my current motorbike, and finish building my Jeep. Buy a 66' Olds 442 and a newer commuter car. I'd invest about a quarter of it, give amother quarter of it to the people I care about, keep another quarter and give the last chunk to good causes.
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>>29704304
dont seem like a good plan but sure whatever!
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>>29704392
Look, it's the worlds' most irritating trip fag again! It's funny, every time you respond to one of my posts, it's always because you have something annoying to say.
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>>29704464
maybe stop posting dum crap ad people wont trash talk it? ever thought of that?
grow up and grow a pair pal
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>>29704483
I fail to see how my dream is much different than anyone else here. I wouldn't really care to spend all of my time figuring out how to expand what would already be a respectable amount of money. I'd rather work the job that will make me happy as I wish (aircraft maintenance) and spend the rest of my time enjoying my hobbies on a halfway self- sufficient plot of land, complete with garden and wind/ solar power. I can rarely understand the logic your posts contain.
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>>29704576
thats right you dont understand logc at all and thats the problem BOY one day you willunderstand maybe but who knows, punks like you (liberal probly) never get it right
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>>29694920
Aus fag here
1. obtain large coastal property
2. establish self sufficient community
3. Declare independent nation free from any other government.
4. Open immigration processing center and private high security facility.
5. make shady deal with Aus and other 1st world nation governments to process and detain immigrates, criminal, and others free from any regulations.
6. get legitimized by 1st world nations for "helping them out"
7. and here is the kicker, NOW I DO WHAT EVER I FUCKING WANT....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Every glock model, an AK, a .50 bmg, 10k rounds of every caliber I own. Probably a shit ton more, but off the top of my head
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>>29704596
Ok, normally youre the only trip that ever finds a way to really grind my gears somehow (which is disconcerting as I'm anon,) but now I see you just like to get a rise out of some people and you're quit good at it. Carry on.
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>>29704173
that site in montana sold at a GSA auction for only like $500k
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>>29704772
They sell all the surplus shit from the US government

http://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/gsaauctions/
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also I found the auction from 3 years ago

http://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucdsclnk?sl=FTWOR713001005

And if I had 100 million I would probably just buy a fucking armory of identical moderately priced AR15s. Buy individual more interesting guns one by one as I like after.
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>>29704873
thats cool but id rather they didnt sell whole arsenal like that, can you imagine some rish terrorist got ahole of it and used it for mass shooting? thats just too much firepower for a bulk auctons
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>>29704926
Fuck off
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>>29704978
Just ignore the retard
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>>29698362
Requesting the /k/arrier greentext story.
I know one of you faggots has it.
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>>29705024
>pi** off

Holy fuck. Are you 5?
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>>29705127
old enough to be you're dad and might even really be lol no i just have respect and dont cuss in public
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In whatever property I end up buying, I would have a massive underground armory built under the house.

From there I would buy only the rarest firearms out there.
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>>29694920
First thing to come to mind is renovate a missile base.

http://www.missilebases.com/#!titan-ii/ca7n
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>>29705168
Where do you think you are family?
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>>29699084
Is that some "If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him" kind of thing?
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>>29705301
you are thinking kill god with sword, it from kill bill sharpest sword ever made, if god in the way it will even cut him
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>>29704772
>what is gsa
General Services Administration.

Basically the faceless cyberpunk shadow government bureaucracy. They own and operate every government facility of every other agency.
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I get home from work and what do I see but this morning's thread.

Well, here goes:
I'd buy three of the largest Mosler UL-TL-30X6 safes (68"Hx36"Wx26" deep)

Then I'd fill it with NFA weapons (I would love to own some full-auto guns like an M14, FN FAL, HK G3, M16, and maybe even a Browning M2 and M60... plus obligatory suppressors, SBR's, SBS's, and lots of AOW's). The NFA collection would go into 1 safe.

I'd probably buy up a few pallets of ammunition and load up the good stuff (AP rounds) into the second safe.

The third safe would be filled with survival food and other shit like that. Just like the industrial magnates of 2077, I'd think nuclear war was not an "if" but a "when".

As a final bit, having a few bunkers built and supplied would be on the to-do list. Only tough part there is getting them build discretely.
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>>29705454
Why not just build a vault?
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>>29695105 hey ratbrah, my wife has 10 rats
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>>29705718
in her puss lol sorry only kidding
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>>29705732
Love u
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>>29694920
>as many ATF items as I can think of
>plenty of investments to cover their costs
>land to play around with them on
>a Sherman, either in working order or one that can be worked on
>man's got to have a hobby, after all
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>>29704106
me too brother.
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>>29705492
Because having three safes would be more fun and far more mobile. A TL-30X6 rating means the safes can resist pretty much every tool useful for breaking into a safe. The robber would have to resort to torches, which would suck for them because one safe would be packed with both primary and low explosives. And they'd still contend with one holding food and other items of nearly no worth. For me, it'd be prank on any would-be robber.

As for why not a bank vault, mostly because vaults are immobile. I could transport my collection and frustrate any would-be robbers.
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>>29694920
>You received around $100million after taxes
That should almost over an M134 and ammo to feed it.
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>>29694920
Buy a Mi-24 and a Flak 88mm can to hunt all the Prairie dogs/racoons I woudl spotted at my new home at Alaska.
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>>29694920
Pic related
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>>29694997
You forgot the cost of land nestled in the mountains where no one will fuck with you.

Also my life plan for when I get super rich.
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>>29698975
Yup.

>>29698912
Also property taxes, and "gift" taxes, and there are even "taxes" just for holding a certain percentage of national wealth. Only it isnt technically considered a tax so no one talks about it. You literally get taxed just for having money once you make it above a few million.
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>>29694920
Honestly I'd probably finish off my collection of WW2 rifles and then maybe buy some neat antique black powder weapons just for the history and that would be it.

The a decent chunk would go into investments, I'd probably buy a small house and some lang in the Scottish Highlands + a flat in Edinburgh or Glasgow, and a few other small places around the world. Fuck knows what I'd do with the other 70 million. You'd have to buy a small army's worth of guns to use 100 million up just on small arms.
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>>29706826
Isn't land in the middle of no where dirt cheap?
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>>29707547
Depends on the quality of the land
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>>29705952
7.62x45

Realized the mistake this morning in the shower
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>>29695199
I didn't know Ted Cruz posted on /k/
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>>29708445
>>/pol/
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>>29708460
>he's that guy that calls everyone politically incorrect a pollack
>he's also that guy that doesn't know how to link to another board
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>>29697269
Mane you're forgetting the grape koolade
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>Hire financial adviser
>Hire professional investor
>Get licencing
>Open own gun shop
>Donate huge sum to NRA
>Fund private lawsuits against federal government against several gun laws
>Generally spend immense amount of wealth being a horrible fucking pain in the ATF's ass
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>>29696705

I'd pay this guy to nod up my whole everything.
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>>29694920

>amass an arsenal
>gather food and water supply
>buy land and build a compound surrounded on all sides by a series of 15 foot high reinforced concrete walls topped by razorwire
>await results of 2016 election

It's either going to be the most fantastic waco or one hell of a house party. Either way, everyone's invited.
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I'd invest it all in the best god damn range you've ever seen, slap it down just outside the city limits of Houston.

Host nuggetfest every six months, range will be closed off but anyone that can answer the challenge/countersign Ave can enter.
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>>29710124
Buy an old military bunker.
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All that will be spent on putting my 4 kids through college and a pack of m&ms
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>>29697982
You've clearly never had to fight more than one person. You've lived a very sheltered life if you don't value friendship.
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>>29706884
>>29706884
Ask Warren Buffett what to do w/billions: he owns tax-free state bonds and zillions of shares of many companies. No taxes on income of state/muni bonds, no tax to own stocks -- only when you sell them!
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>>29694920
First I'd invest 30mil of it. Then id buy myself, my parents, and my wife parents about 1mil worth of land each. After that done id put about another 30mil in a mutual fund, or a Swiss bank account. After all said and done, I'd use probably a good 3-5mil on funs.

>start my "Security" business
>heavily armed response company that does VIP, property, and any government contracts we can get that requires heavily armed men
>start a trust fund with it
>buy a bunch of FA fund with the trust fund
>buy one for myself
>also buy a restaurant and us that as a front for selling legal guns
>legally of course
>its all legal guys
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